Chapter 365 Little Lizi's Martial Arts Cheats(1/2)
"Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao...haha..."
"Ahem..."
"..."
As soon as he entered the room, Liu Biao threw himself on the bed and hammered the bed with his hands, laughing wildly.
Even the stern Aze had a twisted smile on his face.
It wasn't until the three of them laughed until they almost ran out of breath that they became quiet. Soon, the three of them came to the same conclusion. That little plum was simply a child who was inexperienced and as pure as a blank piece of paper.
It is estimated that after entering the society, that guy saw Master Jin Yong's "The Deer and the Cauldron" by chance, and then he was shocked by Wei Xiaobao in it. His behavior and language imitated Wei Xiaobao, so it gave people a weird evil aura.
, Jie Cunning... In fact, all the credit goes to the fictional character Wei Xiaobao for turning a pure guy into evil.
At the same time, the three of them had to admire this guy for being able to imitate Wei Xiaobao's evil spirit and greed so perfectly. If he were to play the leading role of Wei Xiaobao, he would definitely surpass the famous comedian Stephen Chow.
"Zhang Yang, leave this guy to me, quack, Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao, haha... Wei Xiaobao is greedy for money, Wei Xiaobao is loyal, Wei Xiaobao is cunning, Wei Xiaobao is lustful... ah... lustful..." Liu Biao suddenly froze and stood up suddenly
Got up.
Zhang Yang and Aze looked at each other, and they knew it was terrible!
really!
"Wei Xiaobao is lustful, hey, hey, lusty, fellow-minded people! You guys are busy, Wei Xiaobao and I are going to have a discussion." Liu Biao hurriedly opened the door and went out.
"..."
Zhang Yang and Aze were stunned as they looked at Liu Biao's hurried back.
"Dong dong dong dong..."
"Who? I'm going to bed." Xiao Lizi said a little impatiently when he heard the knock on the door.
"It's Brother Biao, open the door. I've brought some beauties to give you a massage." Liu Biao's tone was serious, but his expression was a smile, which made the two young ladies feel horrified.
"Beauty? Where is the beauty..." Xiao Lizi opened the door, with a suspicious look on his face, and poked his head out to take a look.
"Look, aren't these beauties? Are they beautiful?" Liu Biao pulled out the two women hiding behind his back with a proud look on his face. But he spent a lot of money to select these two women in the hotel's sauna department.
Yes, it costs two thousand oceans a night.
"Beautiful..." Xiao Lizi's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw the two young and beautiful girls, but his eyes immediately dimmed again, "Well... but... I am a Taoist..."
"..."
Liu Biao felt a tightness in his chest and watched as Xiao Lizi closed the door unwillingly.
no!
Grandma, I don’t believe you are really some kind of bullshit cultivator.
"Dong dong..."
"Brother Biao, what exactly do you want to do?"
The door opened almost immediately. Xiao Lizi's eyes kept patrolling the two girls. Although he was talking to Liu Biao, he did not look at Liu Biao at all. He stared at the two scantily clad girls with his eyes.
The most important part of the girl's body was the deep ravine on her chest. Even the two fireworks girls blushed at the naked gaze... "It's okay, it's okay. The hotel was a little nervous today. I was in the lobby just now.
The manager came to discuss with me and said that there are old customers of the hotel who knew that we could have a room available, so I gave my room to them. What is the name of having fun with others...what is it called? "
"I am also happy!"
"That's right, if you are happy with others, you are also happy with yourself! Today, I will sleep in the same room with you. There are two beds anyway..."
"That's it..." Xiao Lizi's eyes always fell on the two girls.
"It doesn't matter to them. You are a Taoist. Don't worry, they are just giving you a massage. It's okay. It's okay." Liu Biao said with a smile on his face.
"Okay, I'm a Taoist, so you can't do anything immoral in my room."
"Don't worry, hehe..."
The door opened, and Liu Biao squeezed into the room with two beautiful girls in his arms.
This night, the great Comrade "Wei Xiaobao" was tortured.
At first, Liu Biao just asked two girls to massage him, but later on, he became more and more "deep" and more and more wanton.
Comrade "Wei Xiaobao" read late into the night with the lights on.
However, Comrade "Wei Xiaobao" did not put his heart on "The Deer and the Cauldron" at all. The corner of his eyes was always aimed at the bed next to him. Liu Biao's every move did not escape his eyes... He kept tossing it until six in the morning.
, Liu Biao said that in order not to disturb the rest of the "monastics", the lights were turned off. The rustling sounds in the darkness made "Wei Xiaobao" of the same species like ants on a hot pot, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.
There are scenes in his head of Wei Xiaobao sleeping in a big bed with several women.
It's a pity, he started to say, that he is a Taoist, so naturally, he cannot be like Liu Biao.
Dirty bastard!
What a bird-feather cultivator!
Damn it! Isn’t he just a hypocrite? Damn it…
Liu Biao, who was constantly making piston movements in the darkness, could not help but curse secretly when he heard the heavy breathing on the bed next door.
I slept until two o'clock in the afternoon.
After getting up, Liu Biao was full of energy. After eating a large bowl of noodles in the hotel restaurant, when he came back, he saw Xiao Lizi, who had just gotten up, sitting on a chair.
"Oh, little plum, why are your eyes dripping? Why do you look like you are wearing a pair of sunglasses?" Liu Biao asked narrowly.
"Ah... ahem... I read a book all night and thought about some martial arts moves in the morning. I didn't get a good rest..."
"Oh...be sure to sleep well next time. By the way, I just asked the hotel manager and he said that there might be a room tonight. If there is a room, he will notify me. Of course, if there is no room, I can only stay with you for one more night."
It’s night…”
"It's okay, you can just sleep, hehe." Xiao Lizi had a flattering look on his face. He didn't have the image of a cultivator. However, his wretched appearance was comparable to that of Wei Xiaobao, and it was in line with the standards of his idol.
Looking at Xiao Lizi's flattering expression, Liu Biao couldn't help but secretly feel proud that his seduction plan was half successful. However, what made him a little depressed was that this guy didn't look like a master at all, which broke Liu Biao's confidence in masters.
The worship mentality... On this day, Zhang Yang didn't have time to talk nonsense with them. He had many things to deal with.
First of all, he and Brother Dao have formed a tacit understanding, and the two of them have developed together.
Of course, this is all secondary. Although Brother Dao is very important in Zhang Yang's mind, it is not important to his plan to make money. What is important is Mao Yunhua.
Now, Zhang Yang still has more than 300 million yuan in funds that need to be laundered. Mao Yunhua's place is the best money laundering channel. Zhang Yang can finance more than 300 million yuan into Mao Yunhua's career.
Naturally, Mao Yunhua would not be dissatisfied with having too much money, and Mao's Real Estate was at a critical time for its development, so the more funds, the better.
Zhang Yang's current expenses are very high, but the benefits are also considerable. First of all, Brother Dao took the initiative to give up the ordinary shares. These shares are actually a form, not a fixed asset. After all, it depends on the market.
It is also a kind of share. Although these shares have no assets, the income is terrible.
In addition, the news returned from Somalia showed that the pirates controlled by the old man had already started their business, and the first shot was fired, kidnapping a giant oil tanker in Kuwait, including the crude oil on it, with a total value of hundreds of millions of dollars.
, it is estimated that the ransom will not be less than 10 million U.S. dollars, and has contacted the president of Siberian Petroleum Company to serve as an intermediary for negotiations. The results are expected to be available within a week, which will greatly relieve Zhang Yang's economic pressure.
In addition, it is worth mentioning that twenty black bodyguards kept them in the hotel. Zhang Yang believed that bringing them with them was too ostentatious and could easily cause unnecessary trouble.
For three days, except for Zhang Yang who was running around outside, he stayed in the hotel.
In addition to occasionally reading some ancient books, Xiao Lizi spent most of his time studying Wei Xiaobao in "The Deer and the Cauldron". At night, he was excited.
However, what depresses Liu Biao is that although this guy is lecherous, his willpower is amazing. Whenever he tries to seduce her by some means, he just refuses by saying "a man who practices Taoism".
So far, no one, including Zhang Yang, has seen any signs of being a Taoist in Xiao Lizi. Apart from not being close to women, there are almost no taboos.
In fact, the three of them were a little doubtful whether Xiao Lizi was really a eunuch?
However, through careful inspection by Liu Biao, this speculation was quickly rejected. Although Xiao Lizi was named after a eunuch, he was actually a real man.
Because Liu Biao found sperm spots on Xiao Lizi's bed. Apparently, this guy couldn't bear Liu Biao's "torture" and had nocturnal emissions at night... Seeing Xiao Lizi's sperm spots, Liu Biao couldn't help but sigh, ***,
I haven’t had the feeling of nocturnal emission for a long time... On the fourth day, Zhang Yang finally arranged everything, and his computer-like brain also arranged some development directions for Brother Dao.
Of course, most of these directions are intelligence information leaked "unintentionally" by Liu Qingshan.
As for Mao Yunhua, Zhang Yang doesn't need to worry at all. The power of Mao's Enterprises is beyond Zhang Yang's imagination. When Mao's Enterprises survived the first financial crisis, almost all major banks were willing to give them loans.
Mao Yunhua's father also contacted Zhang Yang and made an appointment to meet in the capital of Province H in a few days. He will not come back until he is drunk!
According to Mao Yunhua, his father has become a completely different person now. Whether it is consumption concepts or investment courage, he is almost the same person as before. This makes Zhang Yang look forward to meeting Mao Renguo.
Early in the morning, Zhang Yang woke up all three of them!
"Hey, hey, I didn't sleep well." Xiao Lizi said with fluffy eyes.
"Didn't you go to bed early yesterday?" Zhang Yang said.
"Hey, little plum, what's on those pants of yours?" Liu Biao suddenly pointed at the stains on little plum's crotch and said with a smile.
"What's there? It's nothing...ah..."
"Hahaha……"
"Hahaha……"
Seeing Xiao Lizi running to his room to change clothes, the three of them burst into laughter.
To be continued...