Chapter 52 Huanbiquan Hotel(1/2)
Compared to Huajie Food Stall, Huanbiquan Hotel, which opened on the same day, was really crowded and lively.
The people who came to celebrate were either rich or noble, as you can tell by looking at the luxury cars parked at the door. In addition to entertaining these guests, there was also a theatrical performance.
The 'god of song' Zhang Xueyou, the 'goddess' Lin Zhiling, etc., are all fakes. However, there is another one who appears in the finale, what is his name? Anyway, the poster says that he performed in the 1980s with a song
The song became popular all over the country.
It's just that he was famous for just one song, and then he fell into obscurity, so he is basically a has-been star.
It can be said that these celebrities really make money like water. One song lasts a lifetime, just show your face and roar twice, and you can make money.
Even though he is a has-been star, his appearance fee must be tens of thousands of dollars. I would like to ask which hotel in this golden beach is willing to spend tens of thousands of dollars to invite a so-called celebrity to show off?
There is something even more luxurious. The banquet held here today is a flowing banquet. No matter whether you are an invited guest or not, as long as you walk in, you will be able to drink and eat for free.
Therefore, it seems that the owner of Huanbiquan Hotel still has some capital.
At the entrance of Huanbiquan Hotel, Yan Xiaoshuai hid behind Han Xiaohei a little timidly, and whispered: "Brother Xiaohei, if we don't just stay at home, why are we here for excitement? Don't let us go together, don't let us go together, if we don't
If we are discovered, we will be crippled again. I haven’t married a wife yet, so I can’t just be crippled like this. Brother Xiaohei, let’s go, Brother Xiaohei..."
"Shut up, okay? When you come out of the house, you start nagging like a mother-in-law. With so much courage, who will be willing to marry you as a wife in the future!" Han Xiaohei raised his hand and slapped her.
By the time they were free, Yan Xiaoshuai had already hid far away.
Han Xiaohei didn't know why he came here, just to take advantage of the flowing banquet given by others?
How can it be!
Han Xiaohei had even enjoyed a banquet between Manchu and Han Dynasty, so how could he be so worthless and covetous of other people's banquets?
The reason why he came was because he felt something was wrong.
A week ago, this place was an abandoned factory. Why did someone suddenly build such a hotel here?
More importantly, why is the opening date chosen to be on the same day as Huajie Food Stall?
Is it just a coincidence, or is there another motive?
Only by knowing yourself and the enemy can you be victorious in every battle.
Han Xiaohei didn't want anyone to threaten Sister Hua's safety and the interests of Sister Hua's food stall, so he wanted to explore the enemy's situation by some strange combination.
It was indeed a flowing banquet. When Han Xiaohei took Yan Xiaoshuai in, not only did no one come to ask if there was an invitation, but someone also took them to their seats.
In the hall of thousands of square meters, there are hundreds of tables, and the seats are packed.
If it weren't for the flowing banquet, business would be really booming.
After Han Xiaohei and Yan Xiaoshuai sat down, they were completely shocked when they looked at the people who came to eat.
Damn it!
Why are there so many useless people in this world?
They all came here to have this free dinner. Since they didn’t spend any money, everyone wolfed down their food. In fact, some dishes were just served by the waiter, and some eldest ladies poured them directly into their carry-on dishes.
In a plastic bag.
Do you want to pack the flowing water banquet?
Han Xiaohei handed Yan Xiaoshuai a pair of chopsticks and said, "Don't just look at it, eat something."
Yan Xiaoshuai put his chopsticks on the table and shook his head.
If you don’t want to eat, don’t eat. Han Xiaohei ate it with relish.
After all, it is a flowing banquet. The raw materials are not very fresh, but the taste is pretty good.
"Half the country, everyone, please come!"
The waiter shouted and put the so-called half of the country on the table.
Half of the country is half a pig's face.
Although pig face looks greasy and a bit scary, it is a good thing.
Except for Han Xiaohei and Yan Xiaoshuai, there were still twelve people at this table. Those twelve people stared directly at the pig's face, their eyes were like hungry wolves staring at a pig waiting to be slaughtered.
Little lamb.
Everyone was ready to make a move. At eight o'clock on the left, the two elder sisters had secretly taken out the plastic bags. They were waiting for the critical moment to rush to the front and capture the half of the pig's face.
"Mine!" Finally, one of the elder brothers couldn't help but dropped his chopsticks and hugged the pig face with both hands.
The fuse was ignited and war broke out.
The rest of the people were not to be outdone, and a fierce and tragic war started at this moment.
But when everyone was determined to win, a dark horse suddenly broke out of the encirclement and took away half of the pig's face and the plate.
Pairs of eyes filled with resentment were directed at the same person. At this time, they were united and shared the same hatred.
The person who snatched away half of the pig face must have certain strength to be able to break through the encirclement so powerfully and be one step ahead in front of so many people.
It has to be Han Xiaohei!
Isn't that right? Han Xiaohei is holding that half pig face and is about to take his mouth.
Yan Xiaoshuai was frightened and reminded: "Brother Xiaohei, please return these pig faces to them quickly. If we don't let them eat the pig faces, they should eat us."
Han Xiaohei looked at the table of people nonchalantly and asked, "Do you want to eat too?"
Everyone's eyes are saying, you're still farting, give me your pig face and spare your anus!
Who would have thought that Han Xiaohei's next move would catch people off guard.
"Bah, bah, bah!"
Han Xiaohei spat three times on the half pig face. Then he put the plate in the middle of the table and added some condiments to them to see if they still wanted to eat it.
Everyone was in admiration. He could think of such a disgusting method. This kid is so ruthless.
The pig's face was stained with Han Xiaohei's saliva. The saliva was mixed with the red oil and slid down little by little. It was disgusting to look at. Who would want to eat it again?
Yan Xiaoshuai was also in a state of admiration. He sincerely gave Han Xiaohei a thumbs up and praised: "Brother Xiaohei, you are so awesome!"
"You have a lot to learn. Everyone is eating, don't stop using your chopsticks. No one is eating? Then I can eat it, hehe!" Han Xiaohei shamelessly brought the pig face to him, raised his hand to greet the waiter,
"Waiter, bring me a fork and knife!"
The waiter looked like he didn't want to see him come to a flowing banquet. Where did he come from with so many demands? But in order to keep his job, no matter how unhappy he felt, he had to bring a fork and knife to Han Xiaohei with a smile on his face.
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Depend on!
I asked for a fork and a knife. Do I want to eat Western food?
Isn't it? Han Xiaohei just wants to eat Western food to get rid of this half pig face.
In an instant, everyone present was stunned.
Talent, indeed a rare talent.
When Han Xiaohei was about to start eating, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Being stared at by so many people made him lose his appetite.
"A sneeze! A sneeze! A sneeze!"
Han Xiaohei sneezed three times in a row. The sneeze was like a spray, covering every corner.
Everyone here seems to have been caught in a misty drizzle. Ordinarily, in this hot summer, a hazy drizzle would be most comfortable.
But no one felt comfortable about the hazy drizzle just now, some just felt nauseated.
After they wiped the snot from their faces, they all started to accuse Han Xiaohei.
"What qualities do you have as a person? Are you from country M?"
"This is not from country M. I think it is from country R. The people there are even less qualified!"
"It's also possible that they are from country H. These three countries are all the same and have no quality at all!"
In response to their accusations, Han Xiaohei looked like he didn't hear anything. He rubbed his red nose and said to himself: "Oh! I got tuberculosis two days ago. The doctor said that a sneeze can spread the disease."
To others. Alas! I just sneezed three times in a row. I’m so sorry. I hope you won’t be infected by me.”
tuberculosis?
Everyone present's expressions changed, their courage was shattered, and they all stood up and left in a hurry.
Tuberculosis, a respiratory infectious disease. Not only was I sitting with that boy just now, but that boy also sneezed three times.
Oh my god! It’s better to go to the hospital for a checkup or get a vaccine just in case.
Yan Xiaoshuai was also frightened and hid far away, asking: "Brother Xiao Hei, do you really have tuberculosis?"
Han Xiaohei smiled proudly and said: "Your brother and I are strong and strong, do you seem to be sick? Here comes another dish, pig's trotters. Stop spitting on them. Come sit down and eat with me."
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Yan Xiaoshuai finally understood, as if his face was paralyzed, he smiled twice, and his smile was extremely ugly. Just now, there was a table full of people, but now everyone left. Not only is he awesome, he is clearly awesome. Let Yan Xiaoshuai
I have the urge to kneel down and worship my master.
To be continued...