Chapter 192 Another Underwear Thief(1/2)
The other party's speed is very fast, but no matter how fast it is, in front of Han Xiaohei, he is still a fool.
In just three or four minutes, the distance between Han Xiaohei and the other party narrowed within 500 meters.
At this time, we have also arrived at the mountainous areas in the suburbs.
The uneven ground has no effect on the two of them.
Because every time they fall from the air, they step on the ground, but on the branches and leaves, and even grass leaves that can only withstand dew.
If such great light skills are seen by ordinary people, they will not be shocked.
Maybe they would think that the little kid hadn't had enough fun in the morning and hadn't gone to rest yet.
That's not a ghost, that's a human.
No, the person chasing behind is not considered a human, that is a perverted monster.
As they got closer, Han Xiaohei suddenly felt that the black shadow in front of him seemed to have seen it before.
But the other party was wearing a night-slide clothes, his head was covered tightly, and he was so far away. Not to mention that he could see clearly what the other party looked like, he couldn't even tell whether the other party was a male or female.
Judging from that guy's physique, he is so thin. If he were a man, he might still be a fake girl.
Why do you say he is a fake girl?
Because when he ran, his butt twisted, it looked like an aunt who grew rice.
However, if that guy was a woman, he would have a height. I just don’t know what his figure looks like from the front.
Could it be a man or a woman?
Just catch up with me!
The distance narrowed again, and it seemed that the opponent's physical strength was already a little too low. Because his speed was gradually slowing down.
But Han Xiaohei, the perverted monster, is getting faster and faster.
Suddenly, Han Xiaohei's eyes lit up.
He suddenly thought about why he felt familiar to the guy in front of him.
That night, it was almost the same scene and the same speed contest, which was so easy for people to remember.
It's very likely that it was the gangster!
Han Xiaohei cursed, if it was really the thief in the underwear, Han Xiaohei had to peel him off, suck his tendons, and drink his blood when he chased after him. Finally, he gave his anus to Long Heiqiang.
No, Long Heiqiang is not dirty enough, he should give his chrysanthemum to Yan Xiaoshuai.
The last time the hateful thief appeared at Sister Hua’s food stall, the underwear of Sister Qiu Shuiyang and Sister Qiu Shuiyue were almost stolen.
In the end, he was a bastard and hung a piece of underwear behind Han Xiaohei's butt. Fortunately, he was not discovered, otherwise Han Xiaohei would not be able to wash it even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
Now that this bastard appears again, the ghost knows whose underwear he has stolen.
No matter who Han Xiaohei belongs to him, as long as he stole it from the food stall, it is his wife's.
If you dare to take advantage of his wife, find a fight!
In addition, Han Xiaohei also thought of the weird body technique he used when the underwear thief escaped last time, which made him particularly interested.
If he catches up this time, it will be the thief in the underwear. Han Xiaohei has to force him to hand over the weird escape technique.
As for whether to punish him or not, it depends on Han Xiaohei's mood.
If Han Xiaohei was in a bad mood, he would be miserable. He was skinned, had thorns, drank blood, and finally he had to give it to someone.
It's miserable, it's really miserable!
If Han Xiaohei was in a good mood, the tortures in front would be fine. Just lock the bastard and Yan Xiaoshuai and let them stay for a few days and nights.
wipe!
If you are locked up with someone else, then that's fine. You are locked up with someone who is so dirty and even a man and a woman. I'm really worried that the thief's thief's thief can withstand it.
It's miserable, it's also very miserable!
How can it not be miserable? Who told him to steal Han Xiaohei’s wife’s underwear?
Now, Han Xiaohei has initially determined that if the one in front is really a thief in the underwear, he would be a man.
Therefore, after Han Xiaohei caught up with him, he would capture him without any mercy, so that he could no longer use the strange escape technique to escape.
Female?
How is that possible!
If she was a woman, she wouldn't steal a woman's underwear anymore. She should steal a man.
Han Xiaohei's flowery shorts were hung on the most conspicuous lanai all day long. Everyone who walked into the food stall could see it at a glance.
What a slut!
If there was such a female underwear thief who specialized in stealing men's underwear, Han Xiaohei's flowery shorts would not have been hung there forever like the national flag.
No, no!
There are not so many women in the world who like women. If this is the case, wouldn’t the men in the world be sad?
It won’t be like Qiu Shuiyang and Qiu Shuiyue. The thief of underwear must be a man!
Last time, Han Xiaohei easily caught up with the underwear thief with his super strong physical strength and amazing speed.
This time, the picture seems to be repeated again.
Moreover, Han Xiaohei's speed seems to be a little faster this time than last time.
When the black shadow wanted to find a place to hide, Han Xiaohei appeared in front of him, looking at him with a sneer.
Han Xiaohei was very sure that this was the robber of underwear last time.
In addition to the same clothes, the leaking eyes are also owned.
Moreover, he was holding a black shoulder bag in his hand. The zipper of the shoulder bag was not pulled, and the underwear inside was full of, and you could see it at a glance.
It was really this bastard. Han Xiaohei thought about it day and night, and finally waited for him.
The black shadow's pupils tightened, and his murderous eyes seemed to be scolding Han Xiaohei.
Isn’t it just stealing a few pieces of underwear, it’s worth spending so much internal energy and chasing for more than ten kilometers?
The underwear thief didn't know that Han Xiaohei's internal strength would never be used up.
Han Xiaohei hugged his shoulders, seemingly not taking the other person seriously, but in fact he was always on guard.
The other party's escape technique was really weird. Han Xiaohei clearly remembered that when this bastard escaped, he turned into five figures.
If it weren't for this, Han Xiaohei wouldn't have been confused. I don't know which one is true or false, so that the other party would escape.
"Boy, if you know the truth, kneel on the ground and sing the national anthem ten times. The singing is happy, maybe it will make you suffer less. But if the singing is unhappy, then you can just admit that you are unlucky!"
Whenever I tied a red scarf, accompanied by the rising sun, I looked up at the bright red flag slowly rising.
As a patriot, they will chant loudly with passion: Get up, get up, people from the big planes...
Sin, sin, even the national anthem dares to make fun of it. Is this the rhythm of committing suicide?
Well, this is not the national anthem of China, but the national anthem of Han Xiaohei.
What is Han Xiaohei?
He is a monster. In the kingdom of monsters, there is no suppression or bullying, nor a level difference. Therefore, they live happily and live happily.
And their national anthem naturally sang as much as they are happy.
"Hmph!" The black shadow just snorted coldly.
Just this cold snorkeling is enough to show his disdain.
He didn't take Han Xiaohei seriously and asked him to kneel on the ground and sing the national anthem? He refused!
However, his voice seemed to be deliberately lowering it.
If you don't deliberately lower it, it sounds like a female.
By the way, he is not a fake sissy. When he walks, his butt is shaking and shaking. When he speaks, he must be sissy, which is completely understandable.
"What? Do you don't want to sing or can't sing? Tell me how many underwear you stole from me?"
Han Xiaohei was so nagging, he was seizing an opportunity. He seized the opportunity and captured him while the other party was caught off guard.
Otherwise, Han Xiaohei would not be sure of capturing him if the other party used the strange escape technique.
"Hmph!" The black shadow still snorted coldly.
"Damn! Are you mute? Or are you a mute yourself? You are so humming and can't stand the young master, so you fight with me openly. Look, I am a good guy, I am a good guy, or you are a perverted and obscene and shameless underwear!"
Han Xiaohei was a little impatient, otherwise he would not have sweared even if he was so pure and honest.
"Hmph!" The black shadow actually snorted coldly again.
Han Xiaohei was fucked by all the orifices. What is this? It is obviously a tit-for-tat enemy, but how can it be like a kid fighting?
Are you convinced?
To be continued...