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Chapter 17 Every day brings new blows

Lin Yilong is getting more and more excessive. Just call him Haohao. After all, that is his nickname, and his father also calls him that. But sometimes he even calls him Xiao Haohao. Zhang Hao is really not a tough guy at all. Although he knows that Lin Yilong here always calls him that, he can't adapt to this title now, and his whole body shivering every time! Then he always thinks about what it is for to live...

Moreover, he didn't want to call Lin Yilong for Xiao Longlong again. When he thought of Lin Yilong's six-pack abs and muscles, Zhang Hao really couldn't scream anymore, okay? Every time he screamed out embarrassedly, he heard Lin Yilong respond sweetly, and he almost vomited out his blood and blood...

But I can't be too direct, otherwise I would make Lin Yilong cry again. I was unhappy because I didn't call him Xiaolong, so I had to use excuses.

"Oh, what a bloody presidential article."

Zhang Hao commented casually and said, "I just saw that there are very handsome titles among real brothers. I think we can make one too."

After a while, Lin Yilong replied: "Yes, then we should use my dear, or our wife and husband?"

What...what!?

Zhang Hao was stunned when he saw this message, and his hand holding his cell phone trembled and fell on the bed. Why! Why is God the hell? Why is my straight guy brother so gay? It’s obvious that there are many men quite normal! Why is he so manly abnormal and becomes gay!!!

It was so poisonous. Zhang Hao covered his chest and almost couldn't get through it. It was so terrible. Brothers were called dear or husband and wife. Lin Yilong in this world was so scary...

Zhang Hao picked up his phone and deleted Lin Yilong's message without hesitation, and then typed: "It's not cool for you like this. I've already thought about it. I will be your elder brother in the future. You call me Brother Hao, or Master Hao, I call you Xiaolong, the duplex name is too ordinary."

Zhang Hao thought it would take another time to persuade him, but Lin Yilong agreed immediately and said yes, but before he could be happy, he saw Lin Yilong and said, "Then I will call you Brother Haohao in the future."

When Zhang Hao saw this message, he silently put down his cell phone, held his head with his hands and rubbed it gently. He felt that he was too late to turn things around. The tough guy Lin Yilong in the past would definitely not be able to save him. He had fallen into the abyss. Now even if he was asked to wear a cute short skirt and women's clothing, he would not refuse!

"I'd better call you Brother Zhang Hao like Lingling~" Zhang Hao picked up his phone again and saw Lin Yilong's new information.

"Brother Hao is fine... You see how cool the two words are, it feels very good when you type them." Zhang Hao typed these words with a vicissitudes of life. Now he suddenly felt that it was a good idea to have the title of Haohao.

"But such a good society, and I feel like you are a man." Lin Yilong replied immediately.

Yes! I just want to be a man!

Lin Yilong simply said that Zhang Hao was trapped, but he did not admit that he would not make a second mistake, because Lin Yilong felt that manhood was a derogatory term, and his words were regarded as sick and he was persuaded in various ways.

"A good-looking person will not be considered a man, I will only be regarded as a cool male god." Zhang Hao said when he remembered Zhang Qianqin's previous words.

"Ha, that's right. That male star Jia Bingbing is still a male god when she is called Master Jia. Since you like it, then call you Brother Hao in the future, just be happy." Lin Yilong replied.

Zhang Hao was so moved that he was about to cry. It was great! It turned out that he could still succeed. He finally got rid of those sissy names and no longer had to call Lin Yilong as Xiaolong. He hurriedly said good night to Lin Yilong, and he blew his hair and prepared to go to bed.

After solving his own heart disease, Zhang Hao felt relaxed. He was still almost cutting off his shoulder-length hair, which was troublesome to blow.

As soon as his hair was blown dry, Zhang Hao lay on the bed and prepared to go to bed. However, as soon as he closed his eyes, the beautiful scenery of Zhang Qianqin who he had just seen accidentally appeared in his mind.

That large area of ​​snow-white and sexy black underwear, Zhang Hao couldn't help but his heart beat faster just by thinking about it...

"What do you think about someone who is about to become his sister..."

Zhang Hao immediately patted his face and stopped himself from thinking about it. But can women's breasts touch randomly now?

In the past, it was nothing if a man’s chest was touched. Now that it is reversed, that is, women have become like this?

Thinking of this, Zhang Hao was not interested in sleeping again, so he immediately picked up his phone and started searching with nvdu. Unexpectedly, he saw a very terrible and irresistible message...

Do women really hold up every day?

Wait, what did I see!!!

Zhang Hao trembled and stretched out his hand to rub his eyes, and confirmed again that he was not dazzled by his eyes, as if he was struck by lightning.

"Damn it... it's not so poisonous, right?? Is there still that woman in this world!!! I *¥@!"

Zhang Hao almost died of poison when he saw this title, and he didn't dare to click in, for fear of seeing the information he didn't want to see.

So Sister Qinqin, Zhao Ying and other girls also have that thing!?I...

Zhang Hao resisted the urge to smash things around and mustered up the courage to click in. This matter must be figured out. He doesn't want to be intimate with his girlfriend in the future. His girlfriend suddenly took out a big guy!

"Oh oh! So that's it... It's okay, it's okay..."

Zhang Hao took a quick look and understood what it was. His face turned from gloomy to sunny, and he kept getting lucky.

The woman mentioned here is just saying that the two points on a person's chest will be like that, which is different from the terrible possibility he thinks.

Zhang Hao patted his chest with fear. If it was really as he thought, all the girls were big cute girls, then the future would be unimaginable.

Next, Zhang Hao continued to check the opposite sex touched his chest and found that it turned out to be the opposite, which was even more exaggerated than before.

A woman's breasts are now like the lifeblood of the man's world. The pure opposite sex changes his expression when he hears it. He dares not touch it randomly. If he accidentally touches it, he will be scared to death. If any woman uses her breasts to hit you, it will be sexual harassment! Super big pervert!

So the one I met in the cafeteria before was a super pervert! Thinking from the perspective of others, it is equivalent to a man who kept pushing you before, which is really terrible...

But Zhang Hao just doesn’t think it’s scary. His deep-rooted education and concepts since childhood are not so easy to change. Even now, he still feels that accidentally touching a woman’s breasts is lucky, and he ate the other person’s tofu himself...

“There is a new blow every day.”

Zhang Hao rubbed his forehead with a headache. His three-view was hit hard countless times every day. He was almost numb. Today he was also very tired, but he still didn't go to bed immediately. Instead, he exercised before going to bed. Of course, the idea of ​​exercising was not to talk casually, but had to persist every day.

5 push-ups, 4 sit-ups, OK, I'm sorry men, I'm embarrassed everyone, I can't do it anymore...

Zhang Hao, who was so tired that he couldn't get up, finally lay down and sleep after doing exercises.

The next morning, Zhang Hao was woken up by his mobile phone alarm clock, and he dreamed of many memories of the past one night.
Chapter completed!
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