Chapter 3 Nine Apertures Fire(1/2)
"Giggle!"
The laughter, as clear as a silver bell, echoed in the silent mourning hall, becoming even more sinister and creepy like an illusion!
"Is it an illusion?"
His eyes rolled around countless times. Wu Ming stiffly turned his neck, looked at the fruit cores and pastry crumbs on the ground, looked hard at the memorial tablet and portrait, and hurriedly pretended to bow and kowtow three times, mumbling something. Summit 23S.
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"Could it be that I was dishonest and disturbed this woman's death... uh, my mother's spirit in heaven?
Ahem, mother, please bless your child and make him successful in cultivation. In the future, he will definitely burn a lot of paper money and pay homage... huh? How is that possible?"
Just when I was about to gather my thoughts and perform the exercises again, my eyes widened and I stared at the lotus lantern.
call!
All I saw was blood-streaked lamp oil, and the lotus lamp spontaneously ignited without fire!
The purple flames moved automatically without wind. Indistinctly, a small doll carved in pink and jade continued to enlarge in the swaying flames, illuminating the mourning hall with dense rays of light.
"I...what a ghost! Uncle Fu, Uncle Fu!"
Wu Ming rubbed his eyes vigorously to make sure he saw correctly.
Even though he was as determined and determined as he was, his face turned pale with horror, and he rolled and crawled backwards using his hands and feet.
Even at this time, I did not forget to give Wu Fu a hand.
The old man was motionless and fell into a deep sleep, as if nothing could wake him up.
In an instant, the little girl was about two or three years old. She had two braids pointing up to the sky and a purple gauze bellyband. Her little arms and legs stretched out comfortably like white lotus roots, and she was as lazy as a white jade kitten.
"Giggle, hee hee! Hug!"
Suddenly, the little girl's bright eyes shone, she opened her arms, jumped off the altar table lightly, and ran towards Wu Ming.
"Damn thief God, you are so old... ugh!"
Wu Ming seemed to have been strangled by the neck. He swallowed the dirty words and fell back in horror.
According to his original temperament, he would never be like this, but this is out of instinctive fear of unknown things!
Puff!
Not to mention, on the stone slab behind the girl, there were a series of small footprints, which were clearly burned!
"Fuck you, I'm pretending to be a corpse, no, I'm reviving my soul... don't come here!"
Wu Minghao's crazy dodge.
"Woo!"
The girl stopped like a frightened deer, rubbed her eyes with her little pink fist, pursed her lips and cried, and peeked at Wu Ming's reaction through her little fist from time to time.
Anyone who sees such a cute doll can’t wait to hold it in his hands with pity.
"Could it be that this mortal woman is not willing to let me take over her son's body and is seeking revenge? It doesn't look like it?"
Wu Ming was so entangled that he couldn't help but retreat. He wished he had two more legs and got out of this damn place quickly.
"Hmph, the breath on your body smells so good, can you let me smell it again?"
Finding that Wu Ming was not fooled, the little girl put down her disguise and ran to Wu Ming in a hurry, crawled up her trouser legs, and sniffed in his arms, like a little kitten looking for delicious food.
Puff!
Half of his brocade clothes were instantly destroyed. Poor Wu Ming wanted to hide but couldn't. He jumped half naked and flapped his feet, screaming in horror.
Strangely, the purple fire, which could burn the rock floor to ashes, only made him feel burning pain, but did not hurt him.
"Why is it gone? Wow, you bullied me, I want to tell my sister!"
The little girl fell to the ground, kicking her little white feet wildly, and cried loudly.
"I am the victim, okay? Little sister, stop crying and go home to your adults! Is it popular these days to cheat on your sons?"
Wu Ming quickly pulled a piece of white silk around his important parts and looked at the portrait with a sad face.
If someone sees you and mistakenly thinks you are a pedophile pervert, your reputation will be at stake for the rest of your life.
What made him even more speechless was that when he thought that the girl was most likely the woman in the portrait, he couldn't say that word, let alone curse it!
"Bad guy, I want to tell my sister that you bully others!"
The girl's big eyes blinked, her long eyelashes were covered with crystal tears, and she waved her little fists. She was extremely cute and adorable.
"Well, it turns out it's not... Can you please stop telling lies? You won't bring any wrongdoing. I'll give you whatever you want, okay?"
Wu Ming wanted to cry but had no tears. This girl, with two horns on her forehead and a fork, looked like a little devil who was ready to use herself as a snack!
My younger sister is so scary, what’s the point of adding another older sister?
Rao claimed to be full of wits and wits, but his brain was running out and he just wanted to get rid of her as soon as possible.
"Where's the air you just let out? Quick, let it go a little more!"
The girl's eyes glowed purple and she stamped her little feet. She looked like a dragon girl shrouded in purple smoke, showing unparalleled agility!
"I was so angry... uh, I let you steal all the inner strength that I worked so hard to cultivate?"
An idea flashed in Wu Ming's mind, and he immediately lost his temper.
When I saw the footprints on the floor, I was instantly discouraged, like an eggplant beaten by frost.
"I'm hungry! I haven't had anything to eat for a long time!"
The little girl lowered her head and moved her green index fingers on her chest little by little, like a child craving for sweets.
"Ahem, taking it without asking is just stealing. Seeing that you are young and ignorant, forget it and go home quickly, otherwise your parents should be worried!"
Wu Ming just hoped to get rid of her as soon as possible.
"What are mom and dad? Can you eat it? Can you deflate it and let me eat it? Just throw it away!"
The little girl twirled her little fingers anxiously, her little face was full of hope, and her big eyes seemed to be talking.
"Still throwing it away? If you do it again, it will kill me!"
Wu Ming ran through ten thousand possible consequences of rejection in his mind, but he did not dare to agree.
He has been practicing martial arts for many years, and he knows very well that this body will never be able to support the second gathering of Qi.
The consequences of forced exercise are very likely to result in vomiting blood and death!
It's hard to live again, but I don't dare to joke with my life.
"No, no, let it go again, let it go!"
The girl hugged Wu Ming's calf reluctantly, squatting on the ground and acting coquettishly.
"Do it again and I will die!"
Finding that the girl didn't seem to have the viciousness of a 'ghost', Wu Ming just lay down on the ground, not even bothering to move his fingers, and resigned himself to his fate.
"What is death?"
The little girl blinked, puzzled.
"Death means... death is like a lamp going out!"
Wu Ming's eyes fell faintly on the lotus lantern on the altar table, and the purple light seemed to be a little brighter.
"Wow, you're lying, I don't want you to die, and I don't want the lights to go out!"
The little girl paused for a moment, then suddenly cried out in horror. Her tears fell on the ground, splashing purple sparks, and the smooth stone slab instantly became full of pits.
"Yes, yes, sister-in-law, as long as you stop breathing my breath, I will not die and your lamp will not go out!"
Seeing her like this, Wu Ming felt a little at a loss as to what to do and hurriedly coaxed her.
"Really?"
"real!"
"Really?"
"Really! It's more real than real gold. Even if you want to suck it, you have to wait for my consent, and you can't suck it all at once!"
Wu Ming made this promise dozens of times, secretly wiping countless cold sweats on his face, with lingering fears, "Huh, I finally frightened this little girl. Back then, the Queen Bee's Persian cat only ate caviar, so I didn't punish her."
You are so obedient, can't you deal with your little girl?"
"Then let off some steam!"
Amidst the girl's excited cheers, Wu Ming's face turned pale and he wished he could have his ears scratched.
He finally understood what it means to be unable to disembark from a pirate ship.
This girl, Emotion, treats him as a long-term meal ticket!
But what can you do if you don’t agree? The unequal strength is hard to explain!
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To be continued...