85, long live long live long live
For Tang Shuang, this day was full of situations. Ever since Brother Sanjian and Sister Xiangning came back, from the airport pick-up scene until now, Tang Shuang has not received a single praise. Oh, I remembered, there was a veiled praise.
Even when he was sending roses and lilies, the rest was all lectures. Even Sister Xiangning, who never cursed, couldn't help but criticize him just now.
It’s really frustrating~
Tang Shuang returned to the room tiredly and lay down on the bed to recuperate. He wanted to feed himself a few more bowls of chicken soup to boost his morale.
The door to the room was pushed open, and the sound of gentle footsteps came. He didn't bother to take a look.
"Xiao Shuang~ I'll give you a piece of chocolate made by my mother."
It turned out to be Candy in red panda pajamas. After taking a bath, her hair was still a little damp and her body smelled delicious. She stood by the bed, handed it to her with her little hand, and opened her palm. It was a chocolate wrapped in gold foil.
Tang Shuang lay on the bed, turned to look at this cute creature, and said, "Don't you want to hide it and not eat it?"
Candy said cutely: "It's delicious. You'll gain strength after eating it. I'll only give you one, not two."
Tang Shuang took the chocolate, held it in her hand, and asked deliberately: "How do you know it's delicious if you haven't eaten it?"
Tangtang'er looked at Tang Shuang with a "you're so stupid" look, and said loudly: "Of course mom's cooking is delicious."
Tang Shuang pinched her little face and said with a smile: "The little mouth is quite sweet~ Then I will really eat it."
Candy was a little reluctant to part with it, her eyes followed the chocolate, but she still nodded firmly: "Yes! You can eat it~ Don't cry after eating it."
Tang Shuang: "Who said I was going to cry."
Tangtang'er put her hands on her hips and shouted sweetly: "The Lun family is your sister, of course I know. Hmm, it's sad that your father always scolds you."
Tang Shuang was speechless and a little touched.
At this time, Tangtang'er stood by the bed and opened her hands: "Xiaoshuang, give me a hug~"
Tang Shuang lifted the "caring little cotton-padded jacket" and put it on her belly. The girl giggled and wanted to tickle Tang Shuang.
"jiu~jiu~tickling you~hehe~"
Tang Shuang didn't show any weakness and also scratched her, and the two of them laughed together.
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The next day, in the study, Tang Sanjian and Tang Shuang.
"Why can't my book be posted?"
Tang Sanjian asked in confusion. He just tried to log in to "Impermanent Sword", but he kept being prompted that the password was wrong.
Tang Shuang was shocked, and then she remembered that he had given the "Impermanent Sword" to the eunuch.
Now the account used by Tang Sanjian has become Tang Shuang's. He changed the password. It's strange that Tang Sanjian can log in.
"You are updating it every day, right? I don't know what it is like, whether it has been dropped from favorites, and whether readers will remember me?" Tang Sanjian asked.
Tang Shuang's mind was spinning. It was useless even if he put on his Scud and spun around. At this time, there was only one way to go, that is, a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, be frank and lenient, and recruit truthfully.
So Tang Shuang first said a lot of euphemistic words. As Tang Sanjian listened, he felt that something was wrong. What did this bastard mean? It was the last sentence that made him completely understand and made him furious.
"In short, I made the "Impermanent Sword" eunuch."
After all, Tang Sanjian had been writing online novels for several years. He knew the word eunuch. He endured it, but when he couldn't hold it back, he said, "Believe it or not, I made you an eunuch."
Huang Xiangning at the door said angrily: "Old Tang, what are you talking about!"
"Mom, what does eunuch mean?" Candy asked cutely, holding Huang Xiangning's hand.
Huang Xiangning asked Tang Sanjian to talk properly, and then left with Tangtang'er in hand. This place was not suitable for children.
Tangtang'er took three steps and turned back. She was sure that Xiao Shuangzi was going to be scolded again.
Her gossip heart has been activated today, and her premonition tells her that there is something good to watch here.
"Mom~ Can I play with Xiaoshuang?" The cute Candy couldn't hold back the excitement in her heart.
"Mom, let me trim your nails." Tang Sanjian was discussing something with Tang Shuang, but Huang Xiangning didn't want the little cutie to join in the fun.
"Oh~ Mom, do you want to paint Tang Tang's nails red?" No one loves beauty to this extent.
"Paint it red? What do you mean?"
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As Huang Xiangning and Tangtang'er left, Brother Sanjian's anger level paused for a moment and then accelerated.
Tang Shuang quickly reassured: "Calm down, calm down, too much anger is harmful to your health. Don't worry, I haven't updated it, but the clicks and collections of "Impermanent Sword" are rising."
Tang Sanjian said doubtfully: "Don't try to deceive me, just open it and take a look before talking!"
Tang Sanjian opened the backstage area of "Impermanent Sword", and the update was still at the end of last month. This guy really wrote every word for him! Just thinking about it made me angry, because he had given so many instructions before leaving, and still condescended to follow him.
Discuss the character plot.
Although Tang Sanjian asked Tang Shuang to update every day, based on his judgment of his lazy character, he actually did not have such extravagant expectations in his heart and set a bottom line. Thank God if he updated 30,000 to 40,000 words in twenty days.
However, the reality is cruel, there is not a word! It is really in line with his usual temperament!
Not a single word has been added, but the number of collections has skyrocketed!
When Tang Sanjian left, the collection number was 333. He remembered it clearly, but now it exceeded 10,000! It was 10,000, not a thousand, let alone a hundred!
"What's going on? You bought the navy army?" Tang Sanjian's first reaction was that Tang Shuang bought the navy army to brush his data.
Tang Shuang started to explain in a show-off manner, like this, this, this, that, that, that...
"You said you wrote a novel and became famous? Where? Don't try to fool me."
Tang Shuang called up the "Heroes" section. Tang Sanjian took a look and saw that it was really the "Three Swords of the Royal Guards", which was written by "him"!
Looking at the data of "Hero" again, it is true that there is no harm if there is no comparison, and it has surpassed him by dozens of blocks.
It took a long time to confirm again and again before Tang Sanjian tentatively believed that Tang Shuang had written a novel. This stupid boy who he had scolded for more than ten years as a slacker and a scumbag actually wrote a novel!
This is far beyond Tang Sanjian's knowledge, and this novel seems to be very popular. Even the pen name "Three Swords of the Imperial Guard" has become popular, and the author's area has received a lot of private messages.
Tang Sanjian still couldn't believe it and said seriously: "Don't act recklessly. You should do your duty."
Tang Shuang: "..."
"Is it so unbelievable that I can write a novel based on my ability? After all, I am also a top student in the Chinese Department of a key university. How difficult is it to write a novel? No! This is not the point. The point is to overcome laziness. As long as I work harder, I can write a novel.
It’s a relatively simple thing…”
In addition to Huang Xiangning and Tang Zhen, the old Tang family, Tang Sanjian, Tang Shuang and Tangtang'er all had the problem of being in love with each other. This is the same strain.
People who like Dese often cannot see another person who is Dese. This is called a mountain that cannot accommodate two tigers.
For example, every time Tang Shuang sees Cantang getting frustrated in front of him, he can't help but tell stories to suppress her.
But now Tang Shuang couldn't hold it back and became arrogant in front of Tang Sanjian. Tang Sanjian couldn't hold it back anymore and started giving daily lectures.
He pointed at the ongoing serialization of "The Romance of Dragon and Snake" and picked out various flaws. At one time he said that the content was not literary and had no depth. At another time he said that the writing was as bad as that of a primary school student. It was not at the level that a so-called top student should have...
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"What should I do if this account is used by you?" Tang Sanjian said after picking up the thorn.
"How about I register a new one, but my book "The Romance of Dragon and Snake" is being serialized, so I can't change my account to write it," Tang Shuang said.
"I am your father. Let's do this. You can continue to use this account and I will apply for another one."
How could the elder do it himself when applying for an account? Of course, a junior like Tang Shuang would do it for him.
The junior asked: "Sir, oh no, Dad, what's a good name for me?"
Tang Sanjian thought and thought about it, and even took out books from the bookshelf to check, and finally said: "Let's do this, let's call it long live long live long live long live."
Tang Shuang suspected that there was something wrong with his hearing, so Tang Sanjian said firmly every word: "I said, the pen name is Long Live Long Live Long Live Long Live."
Tang Shuang smiled and said: "This must have a very profound meaning!"
Tang Sanjian chuckled and said, "That's true! No matter how powerful the imperial guards are, they still have to revolve around Long Live Lord."
Chapter completed!