685 , Candy Punch Sima Tianya (3/3)
Everyone came closer and saw many little figures carved on the tree trunk. Each little figure made various postures, some raised their fists, some kicked their legs, and some strode forward. This, this, this is clearly...
A martial arts secret book!
Xiao Jin felt very embarrassed when he heard everyone talking about it. This was carved by him. His biggest dream is to become a martial arts hero.
Candy asked him who this little man was? Was he practicing Kung Fu?
Xiao Jin said that this man is quite powerful, his name is Sima Tianya, he can use swords, knives, fly, and can knock down a mountain with one fist.
When everyone heard it, wow - that is quite powerful and incredible.
Candy clicked her tongue: "Wow - is this still a human being?"
Qiqi said that it was definitely not a human being, as a human being cannot knock down a mountain.
The little peacock whispered that it might be a little fairy.
Little Putao said that Sima Tianya is a man, not a little fairy, but maybe a big devil.
Cantang'er blurted out: "Xiao Shuang is not that powerful either."
He instantly realized that he had said something he shouldn't have said, and secretly observed Xiaoshuang. He was relieved when he saw that Xiaoshuang didn't pay attention.
Candy continued: "Is Sima Tianya it? Di, di, di, di, di~ drive——"
The sweaty BMW doll pointed at Xiao Jin has the word "horse" in its name. Who would believe it if it doesn't matter.
Xiao Jin quickly waved his hand and said that Sima Tianya was a hero, not this horse. In order to prove his truth, he kicked the sweaty BMW to the ground, and the sweaty BMW immediately rolled on the ground. Look! This
The horse has no skills at all and can't block a child's foot. It's definitely not Sima Tianya.
Candy jumped on the sweaty horse, shouted Lonely, stab you with nine swords, strangled the horse's neck wildly, almost strangled it to death without any resistance, and then believed Xiao Jin's words, clapped his little hands, stood up and said:
"I've tried it, Sima Tianya is not it."
So here comes the question, since the bloody horse is not Sima Tianya, then who is Sima Tianya?
"Is that you?" Tangtang'er asked Xiaojin. Xiaojin quickly shook his head, not daring to pretend to be a hero. He was just a fan of Sima Tianya.
Qiqi looked left and right around the coconut tree, apparently wanting to learn the Kung Fu above. Xiao Jin was worried that someone had learned the secret skills passed down in his family, so he quickly hugged the tree trunk to block Qiqi's gaze.
Qi Qi curled his lips with some disdain. He and Xiao Jin had never dealt with each other. There was a brief reconciliation during the yo-yo car competition, but after the competition, the two still fell into the mode of comparing each other.
Li Dun said that he knew Kung Fu because his father knew Kung Fu and passed it on to him.
Everyone immediately gathered around him and chattered. It was strange. Is there really anyone in the world who knows kung fu? Could he knock down a mountain?
Li Dun quickly waved his hand and said that he could not knock down a mountain, but he could knock down a blade of grass on the mountain, and he could defeat the dung beetle and the small pine tree.
Candy asked him curiously if his father could knock down a mountain.
Li Dun felt that his father was also embarrassed. Candy lost interest in an instant and couldn't knock down a mountain? What's so surprising about that, Xiaoshuang could knock down a group of children.
She stood on the lawn, stretched out her little arms and legs in the warm sunshine, and said seriously: "I know Kung Fu! Ha, hum~ha~hum~ha~ Split the palms left, split the palms right, unicorn, strong.
Mantis Mantis is good at Kung Fu~Insect Kung Fu dance, so fun~Hmph~ha~defeat the pig bugs!”
It's her insect kung fu dance again! She once defeated the little boy in black with this kung fu dance, and today she wants to defeat Sima Tianya.
"Sima, Ma~ Where are you, come here! See if the little fairy doesn't beat you to tears - come here~ Sunflower acupuncture hand~ Hehe!"
Seeing this, Xiao Jin got addicted to kung fu and stretched his arms and legs, hahahaha.
When Tangtang'er saw that someone dared to wield a knife or a gun in front of her, she immediately asked Xiao Jin: "Are you Sima Tianya? I will defeat you!"
Then he placed a finger on Xiao Jin's creaky nest and said, "Sima Tianya, do you want to laugh? Don't want to laugh? Then laugh quickly, smile a little, ha."
Xiaojin hahaed obediently, and Tangtang'er felt that her power had achieved results, and she was a little satisfied. She stopped dancing like crazy, glanced at Xiaoshuang, who was staring closely at her, put back her horse's steps, put her little hands close to her body, and began to become a lady.
.But the curiosity about Sima Tianya in my heart has not subsided. I asked Xiao Jin that since Sima Tianya is so powerful, the question is, can he cook? Can he cook braised pork?
Li Dun said that he likes to eat braised pork. Little Peacock shook her head and said that she didn't like it. She still preferred to eat vegetables.
Xiao Jin thought for a while and said that Sima Tianya is a hero, and heroes don't even cook by themselves.
Upon hearing this, Tangtang'er immediately disdained: "What kind of hero is that? In the future, he will have his own baby. He won't take care of the baby, cook for her, and don't even have braised pork. Huh, she is still my mother.
Even more awesome, she can make braised pork, she can do anything else!"
When Little Putao heard this, she felt that her mother was also better than Sima Tianya, Qiqi's mother, Li Dun's mother, and only Little Peacock's mother didn't know how to cook braised pork.
When Xiao Jin heard this, he felt anxious and wanted to cry. The hero in his mind, the hero who saved the world, the invincible hero, his spiritual belief for the past six years, was in a daze, and was defeated by the mother of so many children. He asked
How fat is this??
Xiao Jin did not cry in the end, because it was time for lunch and he had a buffet in the yard. He was assigned a task by his mother, organizing meals for his friends, taking care of them, and performing his duties as a landlord.
After Xiao Jin arranged for the children to sit down, he said seriously: "My mother prepared these. She is also very powerful, even more powerful than Sima Tianya."
Even Xiao Jin abandoned Sima Tianya, who is Sima Tianya? He should be fainting in the toilet now.
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Everyone stayed at Xiao Jin's house until about 3 o'clock in the afternoon. In addition to being guests at Xiao Jin's house, there is another important thing today, which is to say goodbye to the little peacock. She will go to her grandmother's house with her mother tomorrow morning and leave for Siberia. The little girl
She is full of expectations for going to her grandma's house. She has not seen her grandparents since she was born, and has only seen them in videos.
Her grandparents are different from others. They are pure foreigners. They are tall and tall. Her grandmother’s waist is several times bigger than hers. Her grandfather is even more special. He has a beard all over his face and his face is almost invisible. My mother said,
Grandpa would shave off his beard to see her, for fear of scaring the baby. But grandma’s waist could not be slimmed down to see her, because grandma’s house was very cold, and she had to gain weight to stay warm. Grandma cut her hair just because she was afraid of the cold.
The waist becomes fat.
The little peacock was a little worried. Will her waist become too big when she comes back? She is so small and has such a big waist. What can she do? She can't dance the swan dance.
When she heard about the candy, she was also worried that if she had to eat so much delicious food during the Chinese New Year, her waist might become super big and turn into a ball. Thinking of this, she enthusiastically invited the little peacock to shake her hula together.
Chapter completed!