57, stalking me the cutest
"Xiao Shuang! Aha~" Tangtang'er jumped out, stretched out her hand to block Tang Shuang's way, and looked at him with a smile.
Tang Shuang changed direction: "I won't tell you, just give up on this idea."
Tangtang'er hung behind Tang Shuang like a follower and said coquettishly: "Just say a little bit~"
"It's not good for children to gossip like this. This is a disease that needs to be cured."
Tangtang'er quickly ran to Tang Shuang and opened her hands to block Tang Shuang's path for the tenth time: "What's your girlfriend's name?"
Ever since Tangtang'er collected information about Tang Shuang's broken love at the dinner table yesterday, the little guy's heart for gossip has been activated. Last night he kept stalking Tang Shuang until he could sleep, pestering Tang Shuang for news. He finally got through it.
, Tang Shuang thought that Tangtang'er would forget about it after a good sleep. Even if she didn't, at least her curiosity wouldn't be that strong.
However, he never expected that today Candy got up early, quietly lay on his bedside, and said coldly to Tang Shuang who was still sleeping: "Xiao Shuang, Xiao Shuang, your girlfriend
Isn’t it pretty?”
She must have asked several times. Anyway, this was the first thing Tang Shuang heard when she woke up. Early in the morning, an unkempt little head came to the tip of her nose. Tang Shuang was startled and almost had a reflex.
The ground slapped him in the face.
"Xiao Shuang, I guess she's not pretty, not as good-looking as me, right?" Cantang'er kept asking around Tang Shuang's feet.
Tang Shuang flattered: "No one in the world is more beautiful than you."
"Hehehe~ I know your girlfriend is not as beautiful as me, right? So Xiaoshuang, how old is she?" Cantang'er followed step by step.
Tang Shuang said: "Go, go! I'm going to the bathroom, do you want to follow me?"
Candy stopped, thought for a moment and said, "Go ahead, I'll wait for you here."
Tang Shuang went in with a headache. When she came out not long after, Tangtang'er was indeed standing outside the door eagerly waiting.
"Xiao Shuang, where is your girlfriend from? Tell me a little bit." Seeing that Tang Shuang was about to leave, Tangtang'er opened her hands to stop her again, "You are not allowed to leave without answering."
Tang Shuang's goat jumped over.
Tangtang'er didn't expect this move, it was beyond the limit of her imagination. After reacting, she chased after him with angry babbling, pounced, and hugged Tang Shuang's feet: "If you don't tell me, I won't let you go.
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Looking at Candy, who was squatting at her feet and hugging her tightly with both hands, looking like a little shrew, Tang Shuang felt tired and paralyzed as soon as she got up. "She is older than you."
Tangtang'er succeeded and continued to ask: "Are you older than your sister?"
Tang Shuang said: "Let go first, and I will answer you later."
Candy said uneasily: "You can't dance again."
Tang Shuang: "I promise not."
Candy let go and said, "Let go, please tell me."
Tang Shuang: "Not as big as my sister." Then he quickly walked to the kitchen.
Candy followed closely at his feet and asked, "How old is she? Where is she from? Why don't you ask me if I agree to having a girlfriend?"
Tang Shuang changed the subject: "Have you brushed your teeth and washed your face? Little cat, go brush Maoqiong."
Tangtang'er touched her itchy face, which still had traces of last night's saliva: "If you don't tell me, I won't wash my face."
Tang Shuang sneered: "Who are you scaring? If you don't want to wash it, don't wash it. It's not my face. Others won't call Tang Shuang a little cat. They will only call Tang Tang a dirty child."
Tangtang'er doesn't like this: "It's the adults who wash the children's faces. People will say that Tang Xiaoshuang is a big lazy person who doesn't wash his sister's face."
Tang Shuang: "Oh, you have grown up, you talk in one way."
Candy smiled smugly and said, "Is Xiaoshuang's girlfriend as smart as me?"
Tang Shuang: "...she is no longer my girlfriend."
Candy continued to ask: "Why is she not your girlfriend anymore? Doesn't she like you? Does she think you are too stingy?"
Tang Shuang: "Who said I'm stingy? I'm generous. Come! Brush your teeth and wash your face. I've squeezed out toothpaste for you."
Candy didn't care about this and continued to follow Tang Shuang: "Then why don't you give me ten ice creams?"
Tang Shuang: "I'm doing this for your own good. If you eat ten ice creams, your stomach will hurt."
Candy asked: "Will frogs grow?"
Tang Shuang said perfunctorily: "Yeah."
Candy said: "No, frogs are made from tadpoles, and tadpoles can't croak."
Tang Shuang carried her aside, out of the way: "Brush your teeth and wash your face, and don't you have to poop in the morning? Let's take care of it together."
Candy's words were astonishing: "Xiao Shuang, please answer my question quickly, I'm holding it back."
Tang Shuang almost fell down when she heard this, put the candy in her armpit, and walked towards the bathroom: "I said why it stinks, it turns out it was you who farted, it stinks like hell."
Candy moved his limbs wildly and retorted: "No! It's you who farted!"
Tang Shuang locked the little guy in the bathroom and said, "Come out after you've finished pooping."
Candy muttered and reluctantly pulled her daddy, maybe she really couldn't hold it anymore.
Tang Shuang went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast and was quiet for a while. Suddenly, a voice sounded from the kitchen door, "Aha~ I'm here!"
Tang Shuang asked without raising her head: "Did you wash your hands? Did you brush your teeth and wash your face?"
Cantang'er came to Tang Shuang's feet and said, "Does your girlfriend have to poop every morning?"
Tang Shuang sighed feebly and grabbed Tangtang'er's little hands. They were wet and looked like she had been washed. Then she looked at her little face. She was still a little cat, so she obviously hadn't washed her face.
Tangtang'er was about to open her mouth to tell Tang Shuang that she didn't brush her teeth, but Tang Shuang covered her and said, "I know you didn't brush your teeth. Stop it. I'll faint if you have bad breath."
This made Tangtang'er angry. He jumped up and breathed at Tang Shuang. He had to let him smell it and tell him that Tangtang's mouth smelled delicious.
"Okay, okay, stop jumping. If you jump again, you will really turn into a frog."
Tang Shuang brought breakfast to the table, then took a handful of candies and went to brush her teeth and wash her face.
Tangtang'er raced against time to ask questions: "Xiaoshuang, does your girlfriend brush her teeth every day?"
Tang Shuang put her down and said, "You think everyone is a little sloppy like you."
Tangtang'er put her hands on her hips and shouted: "The Lun family is not a slovenly family!"
Then he ran away in a hurry. I saw this guy running to the dining table, grabbing a bun and eating it.
Tang Shuang shouted: "What are you thinking about today? Ah! You want to rebel, right? If you eat without brushing your teeth, you will definitely be poor!"
"Humph! Don't try to lie to me!"
When she wasn't paying attention, Tang Shuang pounced on Candy, grabbed the bun from her mouth, and held her sideways to brush her teeth.
Candy screamed, waving her hands and kicking her feet wildly. Asking her to brush her teeth was like going to the execution ground.
Chapter completed!