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531, Master Don't Shoot It's Me (1/2)

Tang Sanjian sat at his desk wearing glasses, turned on his computer, and prepared to write something. What to write? Well, his "Impermanent Sword" has not been updated for three days in a row. Since becoming the deputy dean, there have been too many things.

I am so busy that I no longer have as much free time as I did before. I thought of it today and decided to write something, more or less meaningful, to let readers know that he does not have a eunuch.

I opened the document and started thinking about the plot. I couldn't think of anything. I opened the web page and read the news for a while. However, I turned to the page of "The Romance of Dragon and Snake". It's very popular here. Compared with this, his "Impermanent Sword" is just

Like a deserted haunted house or a bustling square, it's really irritating to see how crowded it is.

"jiao, pronounced in the third tone, j——i——a——o——, feet are also called feet, there are two, the word is small feet, big feet, the sentence is I have two feet, Xiao Ming walks with feet

.”

A female voice suddenly sounded, drawing Tang Sanjian's attention back. He turned his head and looked at Tangtang'er. The sound just now came from the learning machine. Tangtang'er was using the learning machine to look up characters and write a self-reflection letter.

When Tang Sanjian looked at Tangtang'er, Tangtang'er also raised her little face to look at him, and said with a smile: "The Lun family doesn't know how to write footnotes - Dad, baby, you'd better go out, this will disturb you, you are

You are doing something important, and you will be very upset if your children affect you."

You can't go out. Tang Sanjian waved his hand and said: "It doesn't matter, Candy, just look up the words carefully. It won't affect dad."

Tangtang'er was a little disappointed in her heart, oh, almost a little bit, but she still had a smile on her face: "Okay, baby, you have to work hard."

Then continue to lower your head and write a letter of apology in your homework book.

Tang Sanjian also turned his attention to the computer, closed Tang Shuang's "The Romance of Dragon and Snake" page, and started typing, but, emmmmm~ his head was blank, he didn't know what to write, outline, outline? There is no outline, the outline is too

When he was older, he didn't see the same thing. Just when he was racking his brains, another voice came from the learning machine.

"dan, pronounced in the fourth tone, d——a——n——, egg, the wording includes egg, duck egg, bad guy, and the sentence includes eating an egg every morning, Xiao Ming is a little bad guy."

Tang Sanjian couldn't help but look at Candy again. To be honest, it disturbed him, especially when he was meditating hard, the slightest movement would interrupt his concentration.

Candy looked at him and asked with a smile: "Dad, who is Xiao Ming?"

Tang Sanjian started to have a headache. After finally getting rid of the villain, he saw her immersed in writing a letter of apology quietly. He quickly reorganized his thoughts, calmed down and typed the first line, and then——

"mo, pronounce the second sound, m——o——, devil, there is magic in making words, magic, devil, and there is Xiao Ming in sentences. He is a little devil. This magic is really beautiful."

"And mushrooms." This is what Candy said next.

"Dad, Xiao Ming is a little bad guy and a little devil. He is really good." Candy asked hurriedly.

Tang Sanjian was interrupted again just halfway through writing the second sentence. The little inspiration in his mind was quickly disappearing, just like a bottle of Little Bear mineral water poured in the desert and gone in the blink of an eye.

Tang Sanjian sighed incomprehensibly, stood up from the desk, came behind Candy, and bent down to look at her confession: "What are you writing? Why is it a foot, an egg, and a devil?"

Tangtang'er expressed her merit with a smile and handed her homework book to Tang Sanjian: "Dad, look! I wrote a lot!"

Tang Sanjian took it and saw a few lines of small, crooked characters on it, which read: "Oh my little feet are 6 years old and are starting to become disobedient. I took the Lun family to skip class today. I met a big bad guy on the road and met two people."

Two sisters, one is very nice, the other is a little devil, and the little devil is very funny."

It disappears further down. This is the result of Candy's writing just now, emmmm~ Not bad, there are two more words than what Tang Sanjian wrote.

"Don't write about the Lun family, write about me." Tang Sanjian said, this word "Tangli" can never be changed, and he has said it many times.

"Oh, Tangtang'er knows, the Lun family will remember it." Tangtang'er said, "Dad, the Lun family still disturbed you, right? The Lun family should go out."

After saying that, the little lady started to clean up the small desk. It seemed that she decided to exile herself. This posture felt like she was going to block the hole of the gun - everyone, please don't stop me, let me go, whoever stops me will be in a hurry -

- However, Tang Sanjian's attitude was also very tough and he was not allowed to leave the study. As for his masterpiece that would affect him, that didn't matter, he could just go out.

"You write a letter of apology here, and dad goes to see your mom."

After saying that, he left and closed the door of the study room.

Candy had just put her little schoolbag on her back and was about to leave. At this moment, she threw her little schoolbag on the ground with disappointment and anger. She walked around in the study room with her little hands on her back, muttering to herself, "What's going on? Isn't this the time?"

Are the kids going out? Why don’t you let the kids out? Hurry up and get the kids out of here. Uh-huh-huh--

When she walked to the big desk, she remembered something, opened the bottom drawer, took out her little yellow seahorse water gun, and pointed the empty gun at the surroundings of the study, especially at the big bird who rolled his eyes.

Just as he was about to vent his anger, suddenly - the door opened. The little man was startled. He quickly hid the small water gun behind his back. He turned around and saw it was Tang Sanjian. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehegiggling. He was really worried that he would be discovered.

Fortunately, Tang Sanjian just said to be serious and don't just play around, then let Bai Jingjing in and left again.

The door of the study room was closed again. Guangdong who was standing by the desk and Bai Jingjing who was standing by the door stared at each other. Then the villain let out a haha ​​and hurriedly rushed towards Bai Jingjing with a small water gun, shouting while rushing.

: "biubiubiu——Jingjing, you can't run away, surrender now!"

Woof woof woof - Bai Jingjing was so frightened that she started to run around. Tangtang'er chased after her, threatening to spank Bai Jingjing because after dinner, Coyotito ran around with Tangtang'er's mobile phone hanging on her, causing her to

I couldn't call Tang Shuang.

Bai Jingjing obviously knew that he had made a mistake tonight. When he was caught by the big master, he had a bad feeling that something bad was going to happen. But he didn't expect it to come true. The little master is here! And the door is closed!

Originally, it wanted to stop immediately and wag its tail to beg for peace, but the little master was so excited that he rushed over with a gun! He didn't even give it a chance to shout "Master, don't shoot, it's me". The madness made it worry.

If you stop, you will be shot.

Woof - woof - woof - Bai Jingjing has seen this kind of scene, but it has never experienced it, because the victim is always the big master, that is, Xiao Shuangzi!

In the past, every time this time, it would squat aside and watch the show with great interest, thinking it was very fun and exciting. Today, it went to the battlefield, and for the first time, it felt that this was really scary and scary to dogs! It was almost scared to death.

Dog courage~Woof woof woof~Help~Here comes an adult~Help~
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