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376, you are not angry

Tang Shuang: "You know there are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the world, right?"

"嘘嘘嘤~The baby is so miserable, so exhausted~Xiao Shuang, please give Lun a massage."

The candy was like a sesame glutinous rice dumpling with its filling exposed, lying shriveled on the back seat of the car. She was exhausted from running so fast.

"I'm sorry for you. Do you know the lesson now?"

Candy pursed her lips and said aggrievedly: "I know, the kid will never compete with his aunt again."

Tang Shuang nodded her little head and said: "Aren't you a little stupid? The sprinkler truck is chasing you. Why don't you run to the side? Why do you keep running forward? You ran

Passing a car?"

Tangtang'er was shocked, oh, yes, the baby is so smart, why didn't he expect it? He smiled awkwardly: "Ho ho ho ho~ The Lun family forgot, oh, now that I think about it, it's so exciting."

"You're so exciting! You're so tired. Fortunately, my uncle found you and stopped the car at the last moment. Otherwise, you would have become a drowned rat, which would be ten thousand times worse than now."

Just now, Candy was about to be overtaken by the sprinkler truck and drenched in water. At the critical moment, the sprinkler truck braked.

In this way, Tangtang's little boy's shoes escaped and were taken away by Tang Shuang, who came for rescue.

The frightened little Piggy finally took a photo with the driver. They stood in front of the pink sprinkler truck, each waving scissor hands.

What is no acquaintance without fighting? This is no acquaintance without fighting.

Candy is particularly curious about and likes the pink sprinkler car. It’s such a big hellokity. She also has one in her princess room, but it’s not as big.

The reason why a hygienic sprinkler truck has hellokity printed all over its body is very simple. The driver likes it, and he and his daughter both like it very much.

So, Candy and the driver brother chatted about hellokity. Candy asked, brother, do you know how old hellokity is? Do you know what the kitten likes to eat? Do you know where the kitten lives?...

Balabala asked a lot of questions, which made the driver dumbfounded. It seemed that he didn’t have this information, and he wanted to go home to learn more about it.

He is destined to be disappointed, because all this information was made up by Xiaozhuzhu herself, and Tang Shuang also helped her make suggestions, such as where does Kitty Mao live? Where do you think she lives?

Haha, Old Tang family.

"Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, give the baby a quick smack. It's so tiring. My little feet are so tired. Please." Little Piggy bowed her hands.

Tang Shuang was dubious: "Are you really tired?"

"It's true, it's true, I always don't trust my sister. If a brother doesn't trust his sister, who else can he trust!..."

Little Piggy was muttering behind him, but Tang Shuang didn't hear it clearly. It was probably not a good thing.

"Then lie down, don't stagger around, lie down, put your butt down, don't stick it out."

Tang Shuang leaned down to massage Xiaozhu. The place where he started was tender and felt very good. It was soft and soft. Oops, it would be very addictive. What should I do?

Tang Shuang: "I don't think you turned into a little fox, you turned into a glutinous rice ball fairy."

She is not a glutinous rice ball fairy, but a fart king!

Because the next second...

"Pfft~"

Little Piggy farted! It smelled like corn.

"Little butt farted! Hehehehe~hahaha~"

Tang Shuang tightly covered her mouth and nose, opened the car door and ran away without saying a word.

Little Piggy smiled evilly and jumped out right after him, shouting: "It stinks so much, why does it stink so much? I'm dizzy from the smell."

As if he was really going to faint, Xiaozhuzhu staggered and took the opportunity to run up to Tang Shuang and hugged his leg.

"Go away, go away, you bastard, you stink to death. Do you want to poop on me?"

Tang Shuang swung his legs, but couldn't get rid of the little piglet hugging his legs.

"Hehehehehe..."

Little Piggy grinned mischievously and couldn't control his laughter at all. He farted and felt it was super fun.

After laughing enough, I felt that it was inappropriate for Xiaoshuang to call her Fart King. The Lun family is a little fairy, a little princess, a little fox, and a little turtle. How could she be called Fart King? What an unpleasant name.

So she said with saliva on her face: "Don't talk about little sister like that. Little sister didn't mean it. She inhales through the nose and deflates through the butt. The Lun family did nothing wrong. Xiaoshuang, don't you fart?"

Tang Shuang said helplessly: "I won't talk about this anymore. Let me ask you, you just asked me to massage you, and you farted as soon as you lowered your head. Did you do it on purpose? Did you hold it in on purpose to stink me? To be honest.

, or I’ll beat your ass up.”

Xiaozhuzhu seemed to be greatly insulted, and raised his fist angrily: "The Lun family didn't mean it, the Lun family just farted, and Xiaoshuang just happened to fart when she came. Don't blame the children!"

Tang Shuang strongly doubted that this little pig was acting. Otherwise, why was he sticking his butt out just now? He was obviously prepared to fart and stink him. But this guy was getting harder and harder to deal with. He refused to admit it and kept talking.

He looked like he had been greatly wronged.

Now is not the time to worry about this. It is almost nine o'clock. This is the time he has made an appointment with everyone to go to the Star Riding Academy.

Tang Shuang knocked on Little Piggy's head: "Let you go first. If you do this again next time, see how I deal with you. Get in the car!"

Little Piggy muttered, "Humph, I'm not afraid of you~". When he climbed into the car, he smelled the inside first to make sure there was no stinky fart, then he climbed in and sat down with his hands folded, as if he was in class.

Looks like a good baby.

So deceptive.

When they arrived at Xingxing Kindergarten, Little Peacock and her mother had already arrived, as did Li Dun and his father. The other children had not arrived yet, and there were still five minutes left before nine o'clock.

Tangtang'er pushed her scooter and went directly to the track with her friends. Tang Shuang chatted with Li Dun's father. The little peacock's mother was called Karenina, and her Chinese name was Li Na. Tang Shuang was afraid of neglecting her.

I took the initiative to chat with her and accidentally saw a large bruise on her neck.

"I'm going to watch the children." The little peacock's mother noticed Tang Shuang's gaze and left calmly. After walking away, she obviously turned up her collar.

Tang Shuang's eyes were incomprehensible, and she unconsciously thought of Little Peacock's father, a very gentle man, tall and thin, and gentle in appearance.

That day, Little Peacock's father came to the kindergarten to pick up Little Peacock from school and chatted with Tang Shuang for a few words. He seemed very friendly. However, what Tang Shuang remembered deeply was the look in Little Peacock's eyes at that time. He was timid and wanted to please him but was very embarrassed.

As if afraid.

Candy met the little boy in black again. In fact, Little Piggy couldn't remember what this little boy looked like, but his little devil clothes were too conspicuous to forget.

They met on the runway. The little boy in black swiped past Li Dun, then sprinted, passing the little peacock and Candy, who were one behind the other. Then he looked sideways at Candy, leaving a contemptuous expression.

The "Idiot!"

Hey, it’s a little bastard!

Candy was scolded as a fool, so he kept chasing after him babbling, and finally caught up at the finish line.

She took a quick look around and found no mohawk, and felt relieved.

"Humph ha ha ha... I will defeat you~ My brother will defeat your father~ Humph ha~"

The little piggy danced in front of the little boy in black, muttering about sunflower acupuncture points, mountain-folding plum hands, mountain-mountain sun palms, loneliness, stabbing you with nine swords...

It’s all Tang Shuang’s unique trick!

This is a show of force!
Chapter completed!
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