362 , the coquettish little pig
Early the next morning, it was Huang Xiangning who always waited for the little piggy to wake up. Today he desperately wanted to call Tang Shuang over, saying that he allowed the badass knight to help the little princess get up.
Badass knight?
In this case, is it okay to resign to the cold palace?
not good!
Come on princess hug! Pick up the little princess from the princess bed and put on the princess dress!
Princess dress? No!
Tang Shuang didn't dare to say no, as it would cause trouble.
This sentence was said by Sister Xiangning, who is in charge of food, clothing, housing and transportation!
Xiaozhuzhu was very dissatisfied and struggled lazily: "The Lun family is a little princess, and the little princess must wear a princess dress."
This baby hasn't woken up yet and is still immersed in the dream of a princess. It is necessary to wake her up.
So Sister Xiangning took the fleshy little pig from Tang Shuang, opened the curtains, and the sun shone down, and the pig spirit instantly became energetic.
"Hehehe~ Mom, I love you so much. Do you love candy?..."
After starting the routine operation, the degree of pampering on this day depends on whether the coquettishness is in place at this moment.
After a greasy meal, Tang Shuang's scalp was numb, and the private words came out. Huang Xiangning had a lot of tenderness in her heart, and she couldn't put it down for the little piggy. It was so soft and cute, and it felt good to hold it, and it was also warm, just like holding a warm baby.
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"Mom~ Candy is a big baby now. You can't always be held by your mother. It will tire her out. Put me down quickly and let your mother rest."
What thoughtful words. Huang Xiangning really felt that Candy, who was about to celebrate her 6th birthday, had grown up and become sensible, so she put her down. Piggy immediately ran to Tang Shuang's feet with bare feet and hugged Tang Shuang tightly with both hands.
leg.
Tang Shuang looked down and asked, "Where did this little thing come from? What does it want to do?"
Candy raised her little head and said fiercely: "Huh! Xiaoshuang, you big thing! You have to dress the little princess, okay! The little princess also needs to brush her teeth, wash her face and have breakfast! She's hungry.
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This is really a combination of soft and hard words.
Today Tang Shuang not only had to help her get dressed, but also had to comb her hair, put on socks and shoes.
Before this was over, the pig spirit came out of the room and suddenly sat down on the ground while walking. He lied about wrestling and asked for a hug.
While eating, I pretend to cough and ask for a pat from my love.
If she can’t pick up the vegetables, she asks for help. When she wants to put them in her bowl, she further asks to be fed.
When I drank porridge, I said it was too hot and asked to blow it on.
After eating, I lay down on the sofa and asked to rub her little arms and legs.
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Tang Shuang was dissatisfied: "Am I your servant?"
Tangtang'er kicked up her legs on the sofa excitedly and said crisply: "The Lun family has had a tiring day!"
Tang Shuang:O__O “…
"It's still early in the morning!"
There are thousands of excuses, it just depends on whether you are thick-skinned or not.
Tangtang'er, a child, has no shame yet, it doesn't matter if he is thick or not, so he said naturally: "The Lun family has had many dreams, oh, the dreams made Tangtang'er exhausted, so tired, so tired, oh, oh, oh
, Xiaoshuang, hurry up."
The red panda originally placed on the sofa was pushed to the ground. Tang Shuang picked it up, threw it at Candy, and said, "Don't lie, you never dream when you sleep."
When Candy was told the truth, her big eyes rolled around and she started to quibble. She went online: "Huh! You can't even satisfy a child with these demands, but you still say you love me! Men are all bad guys! I don't like men~"
Brother Sanjian, who was reading the newspaper under the sun in the distance, heard this and looked over. He is also a man!
As a man who is one of the big bad guys, Tang Shuang was shocked and said: "How could you, a kid like you, think that all men are big bad guys? Where did you learn that?"
Cantang'er: "Hehehe~ If you pinch Cantang's little arms and legs, the Lun family will tell you~"
Tang Shuang squeezed it for her~
I pinch, I pinch, I pinch~
Ouch, hehe, I'm addicted to kneading it. It feels so good, soft and fleshy, like kneading dough.
"Ouch~Ouch~ Xiaoshuang, you want to crush my sister to death!"
Then Tang Shuang was beaten.
"I'm sorry, little sister, I didn't control my strength well. How about now? Is your strength okay?"
"What degree?"
"Strength means is the force used appropriately? Is it light? Is it heavy?"
"Hehehe~ You have to pinch my little head and massage my sister like you did last time."
"Then you can't lie down. Bring a small stool over and let's sit under the sun and massage."
"Okay~"
She jumped off the sofa as fast as she could and went to find her little stool. She looked like she had been tired for a long day. She was in high spirits, with hot wheels under her feet.
So the two of them came to Tang Sanjian. Candy was sitting upright on a small stool. Tang Shuang gently massaged her head and asked tentatively: "Little Piggy, you haven't told me who told you yet."
What about that sentence?"
Candy: "What did you say!"
Tang Shuang: "I said you haven't told me who told you that sentence."
Candy: "The previous sentence!"
Tang Shuang: "Little Piggy?"
Candy was extremely dissatisfied and said loudly: "You are the little piggy! Candy is a little princess, a little fairy, a baby, a bunny, a little turtle, and a little fox! If you call me the Lun family piggy, the Lun family
I won’t call you brother!”
Brother Sanjian who was reading the newspaper put down the newspaper and took a look here. Tangtang'er said to him with a smile: "Dad~ Tangtang'er is right, right?"
Tang Sanjian hummed and read the newspaper again.
He is too old to participate in such a childish topic.
Although his father was very unenthusiastic, Little Piggy seemed to have received the imperial edict and said proudly: "Look! Dad said you are not allowed to call Candy Little Piggy anymore! Did you hear that?"
Tang Shuang followed the good example and said immediately: "Come on, little turtle, tell me, brother, where did you learn the saying that men are all bad guys?"
Candy carefully savored the new title "Little Turtle". It was the first time she heard it. It was very strange. The more she licked it, the more pleasant and cute it sounded. It was tailor-made for her. She asked Tang Sanjian: "Dad, Dad, little
Can the child's name be changed? How about the Lun family calls him Little Wuguizi? No more Candy."
Candy likes little turtles very much, which was influenced by her grandmother and grandfather since childhood.
He got the candy, and Tang Shuang got the little turtle beetle. Do you think he might agree?
Tang Sanjian: "No!"
Tangtang'er asked excitedly: "Why can't you call me Little Owl?" Cantang just wants to be called Little Owl!"
Tang Sanjian: "Have you ever seen a child named Little Wuguizi? This is a curse word."
"Huh? Swearing words?" Tangtang'er turned to look at Tang Shuang, "Xiaoshuang is swearing!"
Tang Shuang waved her hands quickly: "You said it yourself, little Wuguizi. I just listened to your words! There is absolutely no swearing! Besides, little Wuguizi is not a curse word. I think it is very cute."
Candy sat down on the stool again obediently and said, "Hehehe, the kids think it's cute too."
Tang Shuang: "Little Wuguizi, please tell me, my elder sister, that men are all bad guys."
Tangtang'er was immersed in the joy of little Wuguizi, and simply nodded and said: "Yes, sister said it, and little Wuguizi heard it, hehe, little Wuguizi is smart, I will remember it at once, sister is right.
, Xiaoshuang is also a man, Xiaoshuang is the big bad guy..."
What is so bad about Balabala's bunch of little frosts? It's just because he kissed the little peacock, and by extension, every time he takes the children for a walk, he always looks around at other people's children. Humph! Other people.
What's so good about the children at home? How can they be as cute as the children of Old Tang's family, so well-behaved, so pretty, so sensible, so smart, so good at eating, so hard-working, so strong and never cry...
Chapter completed!