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332, eighteen touch

There is rice! Finally we can make a meal.

Huang Weiwei: "Let's go when you're full."

Tang Shuang: "Where to go?"

Huang Weiwei: "Don't you want to go back?"

Tang Shuang rolled her eyes at her: "How can I leave with ease in your situation? I'll stay with you for a few days. Winter is here, and I'm afraid you'll be lonely and cold in the mountains."

Huang Weiwei: “Get out!”

Tang Shuang really got mad, saying "Whoever is late will wash the dishes", then held up the phone high and dug into every nook and cranny.

Huang Weiwei held a big porcelain bowl and squatted by the threshold to eat rice while watching him act like a monster.

This little Shuangzi still doesn't give up, because he wants to call and complain.

Tang Shuang held up her cell phone and walked around the vast mountain flat, and finally received a signal on the edge of the mountain.

However, the posture was really uncomfortable. He had to stand as far as possible on the edge of the mountain and stretch his hands forward, feeling as if he was about to jump off a cliff.

Huang Weiwei laughed loudly: "What's wrong with you, Xiaoshuang? Are you stupid like this? Give up, come back quickly, and come to my sister. There is still a bowl of crispy rice in the pot. Wash the bowl after eating it."

Tang Shuang ignored it, he was busy reading text messages.

As soon as the mobile phone signal was connected, all kinds of text messages came in, beep beep beep beep beep beep.

Most of them were text messages from Brother Sanjian, Sister Xiangning, Little Tangtang'er, Tang Zhen, as well as his uncle, aunt and Huang Qianhe, asking where he was, whether he had seen Weiwei, how Weiwei was doing now, etc.

Tang Shuang first dialed Sister Xiangning's phone number.

This is cheating!

After dialing four times, the signal was disconnected four times, and the call came through on the fifth time.

Before I could be happy, I just called out "Mom" and it stopped again.

Can't give up!

Tang Shuang continued dialing, and when she called out "Mom" again, it suddenly stopped.

This happened again and again, Tang Shuang called "Mom" seven times, and the signal was cut off seven times.

Huang Weiwei laughed like crazy~ Her laughter came from all directions~

There was a heavy echo in the valley, which sent her laughter far away, causing frightened birds to fly~

It seemed like several Huang Weiwei were laughing.

A peerless monster has awakened!

"Hahahaha~ Xiaoshuang, are you here to tease me? Stop calling me mom. Are you stupid? Change your name! Let me tell you! If you dare to say bad things here, I will do it without you!"

Tang Shuang followed his good deeds. Maybe the engineer who built the base station was an orphan and couldn't bear to be called mom, so he would cut off the signal whenever he called mom!

For the eighth time, Tang Shuang called out "Sister Xiangning" and it got through!

On the other end of the phone was a voiceless loli voice, who responded decisively: "Hey~ I'm my sister~ hehehe~", then left the phone and shouted: "Mom, mom, Xiaoshuang calls sister Lun, what a silly boy!"

Tang Shuang:o(?Д?)っ

Write it down first~ I’ll go back and settle the score with you!

Afraid that the other party wouldn't hear, Tang Shuang yelled: "Candy~ Candy! Can you hear what my brother is saying?"

The little person opposite was extremely calm and composed. It seemed like she was lying on the sofa with her legs crossed, relaxing and wanting to have a family time with Tang Shuang.

"Huh? Who is it? Xiaoshuang, what did you say?"

"Candy! Can you hear my brother? Call mom to answer the phone!"

"What did you say? Xiaoshuang, please speak louder~"

Isn't this loud enough? I've already yelled.

Tang Shuang held the phone high to ensure that the signal was not interrupted, and then shouted to the sky: "Tell mom to answer the phone! Come on, don't be verbose!"

"Huh? What? The Lun family doesn't want to be verbose. What do you want to do, Xiaoshuang~"

Tang Shuang held his head high, his neck hurting, and he yelled word by word: "I-said-called-Mom-Mom-answered-the-phone!"

Then a desperate voice came from the other side: "I don't! I want to whisper to Xiaoshuang so that my mother won't hear it. Xiaoshuang, I have to go to work tomorrow..."

Then, there is no more.

The signal is cut off.

Tang Shuang was so distraught that making phone calls was exhausting.

What is even more tragic is not this, but...

Because she held her head up for too long and the sun dazzled her eyes, Tang Shuang was momentarily dazzled, and then she fell down with an ouch...

It really fell...

Huang Weiwei was startled, and rushed over like the wind. Looking down, she laughed like crazy again~

While laughing, he squatted down, held his chin up and stared at Tang Shuang's big eyes below him with great interest.

Poor Tang Shuang was lying on a field ridge at the foot of the hillside~

He was originally lying on his stomach, but he turned over and looked at the blue sky and the god's poop cloud. He sighed and said to the gloating Huang Weiwei: "What are you looking at! Haven't you seen a handsome guy turning over to sleep?

Look? Look again? Look again and I will eat you!"

Huang Weiwei sneered: "A phoenix in distress is worse than a chicken! I'm just looking at you like this to see if you beg me or not!"

"Mud covered trouser legs

Sweat soaked through the back of clothes

i don't know who you are

But I know who you are for

for whom

For the harvest of autumn

In order for the wild geese to return in spring..."

Whenever they disagree, Tang Shuang sings.

After singing the song "For Whom", the girl on the hillside was still not moved.

Huang Weiwei: "Where did you get this wild song from? It's not nice at all. Why are you pretending to be a virgin bitch!"

Tang Shuang ignored the picky audience and said: "The handsome guy also watched it and listened to the song. Why don't you throw a rope down?"

Huang Weiwei laughed: "If you haven't heard it yet, let's play a song called Eighteen Touches."

Tang Shuang was shocked and convinced: "Brother Huang doesn't know how."

Huang Weiwei was determined to listen to Shiba Mo.

This female man!

Tang Shuang: "Stretch out your hand

Touch my sister

Touch the top of my sister’s head, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

The scent of osmanthus on my sister’s head

What a man, what a man!

What alas

What alas

Oops

What alas

What a man, oh, oh, oh, oh

Na-oh yo yo~"

After singing in humiliation, I saw a ladder being lowered.

Tang Shuang went up to take revenge, but when he saw the short-haired girl holding a fire stick, looking at him with a smile, still rolling up her sleeves, she immediately changed direction and walked down the mountain.

Huang Weiwei shouted behind him: "Don't go, wash the dishes. Don't you wash the dishes? How can you eat at night if you don't wash the dishes?"

Tang Shuang walked far away, then turned back and sneered at Huang Weiwei: "Let you be rampant for a while, I will go down the mountain to find a signal, and let you adults treat you!"

Huang Weiwei pointed at the fire stick and shouted: "How dare you!"

Just when Tang Shuang was about to say something harsh, he saw the short-haired girl waving a stick and chasing her away. Stop saying anything and run away!

The two of them were panting~

Tang Shuang rolled her eyes at Huang Weiwei, opened the door and got in the car: "You silly girl, why are you chasing me? Am I so easy to catch!"

Huang Weiwei also got into the car and put the fire stick next to the car door: "Where are you going?"

Tang Shuang: "I'm going to town, why are you following me?"

"I'll go too!"

She was worried that Tang Shuang's situation would be exposed behind her back.

Tang Shuang: "You want to strike?"

"Go and come back quickly."

Tang Shuang: "Can you trust me more? Go back, go back. Brother Huang is a good person and will not betray my sister..."

Huang Weiwei held the fire stick, and Tang Shuang fell silent for a moment...

"We ran out of sanitary napkins, go to the town to buy some."
Chapter completed!
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