283, do not sleep in the middle of the night, get up to practice martial arts
"That little piggy hasn't gotten up yet?"
Early the next morning, Tang Shuang finished washing and sat at the dining table. Tang Sanjian was eating breakfast alone, and Huang Xiangning was coming out of the kitchen.
Huang Xiangning: "I went out to watch a movie with you last night and had so much fun that I couldn't sleep at night. Did you hit her?"
Tang Shuang glanced at the ferocious Brother Sanjian. This man didn't seem to have any reaction, but Tang Shuang knew that it was about his precious daughter, so he must have pricked up his ears and listened, just like a crocodile lurking under the water. If he didn't move, he would
Therefore, if it moves, it will devour small animals on the shore.
"Did she complain to you? Span her a few times. This child is disobedient and too naughty. I will do the following."
Huang Xiangning: "I keep mumbling that you are not good to her and bully her."
Tang Shuang: "Why doesn't she talk about me when I'm nice to her, this little traitor?"
Huang Xiangning: "Last night I turned off the lights and went to bed, and I caught her hiding in bed reading."
Tang Sanjian finally raised his head and said happily: "The little girl is so positive, so good, so good, but you still have to sleep when it's time to sleep. Only when a child gets enough sleep can he grow up healthily. I'll talk to her later."
Regarding Tangtang's study, Tang Shuang must be fair: "Tangtang's progress has been great this semester. She does her homework very seriously. She is active in kindergarten but not naughty. She has a good reputation. Teacher Zhang has praised her in front of me more than once.
she."
Huang Xiangning said with a smile on his face, "Our sweetie has grown up slowly."
Tang Shuang said: "Not only Teacher Zhang, but other teachers in the kindergarten and even Tangtang'er's classmates all praised her in front of her."
Nowadays, Tang Shuang takes Candy to and from get out of class every day, so only he knows about these things, Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian don't know.
Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian were both very pleased when they heard this.
Huang Xiangning said to Tang Shuang and Tang Sanjian in a funny way: "Candy has made great progress, but you misunderstood what she read last night. She was not reading the popular science books we bought for her."
Tang Shuang's heart moved, as if she thought of something.
Tang Sanjian asked: "Then what book is she reading?"
Huang Xiangning still wanted to laugh when he thought about it now, and said, "I was reading a cooking book."
Tang Sanjian said in surprise: "Cooking book? Why did she read the cooking book? Can she understand it?"
Huang Xiangning smiled and said to Tang Shuang: "Xiao Shuang knows, right?"
Sure enough, it was just as he thought. This little girl was not willing to be spanked by him last night, and she seemed to want to take revenge.
But at this time, he would not admit that the cooking book was given to Candy: "I don't know, what's wrong?"
Huang Xiangning: “I really don’t know?”
Tang Shuang asked knowingly: "Oh, I really don't know, what's wrong? Why is Candy reading a cooking book?"
Huang Xiangning stared at Tang Shuang. Seeing his open eyes, he thought he had misunderstood and said, "That cooking book is about knife skills. Candy said it is a martial arts secret book. You need to learn the moves in it, and then
Defeat you and then spank you."
Tang Shuang:--!
I knew that was the case, I knew that little piggy very well.
But Tang Shuang wanted to act, so she pretended to be surprised and said, "No, why is she so stupid? A cooking book can be regarded as a martial arts secret book. There are pictures on it. You can tell at a glance that it is for cooking."
Huang Xiangning said: "I explained this to Candy the same way, but she said you can't replace these dishes with people, as that would be against the law."
Tang Shuang answered: "So, why don't we just use those radishes and lettuce instead? It's really a genius idea, haha."
Tang Sanjian was speechless. Huang Xiangning was also speechless when he heard this explanation just last night.
Both of them felt that this little girl from the old Tang family was too quirky, completely different from Tang Zhen when she was a child. Little Tang Zhen was a good girl.
It looks very similar to the Tang Shuang in front of me.
Tang Guang'er's explanation was actually what Tang Shuang explained to her. That girl was sometimes smart, sometimes silly and very easy to fool, which really made people worry.
Huang Xiangning went to Candy's room to wake up the children. They had to go to school today.
Last night she even acted coquettishly to Huang Xiangning, saying that she didn't want to go to school today because her butt was swollen by Tang Xiaoshuang. The child is now injured. She misses her classmates in kindergarten, but she can't walk. She has no choice but to do it. She is very sad.
Huang Xiangning expressed that he was very concerned and wanted to see the child's butt. If the injury was serious, he would also need to apply medicine, otherwise he would cry in pain when he pooped the baby tomorrow morning.
Guangtang'er felt guilty and hesitated, saying that she couldn't just show her little butt to others because she was shy.
I'm still shy. My mother was there when I took a shower, so I haven't seen anything.
But you can't force yourself to look at a child's butt. He's five and a half years old and has his own ideas.
So Huang Xiangning said, show her butt. If it is really swollen, she will teach Xiaoshuang a lesson.
Oops, after hearing the lesson from Xiaoshuang, Tangtang became very excited. Now she really wants to capture Tang Xiaoshuang and tie her up in the woods.
She tilted her head and thought for a while, then took off her pants without saying a word, pointed to a certain small bag on her butt and said, look! This is where Xiaoshuang hit her.
Huang Xiangning:--!
Just now she said she was too shy to show her butt, but when she heard that there was an opportunity to spank Xiaoshuang, she immediately took off her pants neatly.
The only difference between a little lady and a tomboy is "beat the little frost".
Huang Xiangning looked at Candy's little butt carefully and said that the little bump was bitten by a mosquito, not punched out. If it was hit, it couldn't be so big. There would definitely be a slap mark, not a small hole.
I took off my pants and showed my butt. She even said that she was not spanked, even though she was clearly spanked! My butt still hurt, which was even more humiliating. Humph! Mom was just protecting Xiaoshuang! She didn’t like candy.
So Tangtang'er didn't want to talk to her mother anymore and pretended to be sleepy and started snoring soon after. This trick was copied from Tang Shuang, which made Huang Xiangning laugh.
Thinking that his little daughter had something on his mind tonight, Huang Xiangning kissed the little one who was pretending to sleep, whispered good night, baby, in his ear, then turned off the lights and went out.
But she kept it in mind, and after half an hour, she sneaked into Candy's room again, and found the child sitting in front of the small desk, turning on the small mushroom lamp, watching "Chefs Must See! 21" with great seriousness.
"Detailed Illustrations of Knife Skills (Selected Edition)" made her laugh all night long.
Not long after, the sleepy Candy was led by Huang Xiangning to the dining table. The little man had just washed his face. His face was smooth, white and tender, like a piece of tofu that had just come out of the water. It seemed that with a gentle breath, this little face would follow.
Tremble, tremble.
Huang Xiangning served her a bowl of porridge. Xiaozhuzhu had eaten a little later than usual because of her inclination to sleep. She was already very hungry, otherwise she would not have been able to wake up Huang Xiangning so readily.
She looked at Tang Shuang and muttered something unintelligibly, then she picked up the small bowl and poured the porridge directly into her mouth!
Her favorite spoon is no longer used!
Little Piggy's eyes were half closed. Although he had washed his face, he was still sleepy. Although he was caught by his mother last night, he kept thinking about knife skills after lying on the bed. He tossed and turned on the small bed for a long time before falling asleep.
...Hey, why hasn’t the delicious porridge reached your mouth?
Just when she was thinking this, Tang Shuang knocked on the table and said, "Should we eat or play?"
Candy shook the small bowl and said dissatisfiedly: "Why doesn't this porridge go into my mouth? What do they mean? Are you not convinced? Humph!"
Chapter completed!