"Why do I have to go to bed so early and watch TV!" Tangtang'er was carried to bed by Tang Shuang and was very dissatisfied.

Tang Shuang: "It's late, it's already 9 o'clock!"

Candy argued hard and clapped her fingers and said, "Mom said Candy doesn't go to bed until 10 o'clock. 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10 are not here yet!"

Tang Shuang: "It's up to you! Do you want to hear a story?"

Candy: "Yes!"

Tang Shuang: "It's already 10 o'clock after listening to the story. Come on, let's take a look at Mom and Dad's Moments first."

Candy immediately jumped for joy: "Look at the circle~Look at the circle~"

Tang Shuang turned on his phone, and Guangtang'er lay on his back, muttering something unknown.

"Wow!!! Mom is so beautiful! The sea is so big~"

Brother Sanjian took many selfies, and he looked so proud in the photos.

"Where are Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang and the others? We will go there next time too!" Candy said enviously.

Tang Shuang: "Hey~ just talk, don't drool, it will fall on me."

Tangtang'er was very embarrassed when he said this, so he mumbled something in his mouth. Then he wiped his little hand on Tang Shuang's shoulder, and as expected, he wiped a ball of sticky saliva. He drawled in disgust, "Eh~" and then said with lightning speed

Covering my ears, I wiped it on Tang Shuang’s T-shirt and it was clean!

Tang Shuang looked straight at her, Cantang'er: "Hehehe, did you see it?"

Tang Shuang said calmly: "Come on and get down by yourself."

Although Tangtang'er didn't know what Xiaoshuang wanted to do, she had a premonition that it was not a good thing and she might be beaten: "Hehehehe~ What are you doing? I'm still a child."

Tang Shuang: "It doesn't work for kids, get down, I'm going to spread your little butt!"

Tangtang'er immediately hid on the bedside, "Xiaoshuang, if you keep being mean to me, I'll call a truckload of breadmen to beat you."

Tang Shuang: "Oh, with all due respect, you, a little piggy, can't call a bread man!"

Tangtang'er pouted in dissatisfaction, "Xiaoshuang, you stinky socks are bullying your sister, are you ashamed?"

Tang Shuang: "I only saw you bullying me. How dare I bully you? Come here and let me pinch you, otherwise I will feel uncomfortable."

Candy was very dissatisfied: "What a bad guy!"

Tang Shuang: "But come over, right? I won't show you the Moments... Wow! So beautiful! Wow~"

The exaggerated acting skills full of the style of the early last century are once again presented in a disgusting way!

Candy lingered on the bedside tangledly, wanting to take a look but not daring to come over. Suddenly her eyes rolled, she jumped out of bed with a smile, took out her children's mobile phone from the small cabinet, opened it skillfully, clicked and fiddled with it.

After a while, he asked doubtfully: "Xiaoshuang Xiaoshuang~Why is there no circle on my phone?"

Tang Shuang laughed and said: "Your mobile phone is not good."

Candy said a little sadly: "Why did mom give me a phone that doesn't work? It's so biased. I want a big phone!"

Tang Shuang comforted: "Actually, it's not that your mobile phone is bad, it's just that it's still too small and has not grown out of the circle. When you grow to my age, this beautiful little mobile phone will grow up with you, and then it will

have."

Candy: "Ah? How long do you have to wait? I just want to watch the circle now."

Tang Shuang raised her phone and said, "Come to my place and take a look."

Candy: "You know how to spank me and pinch my face."

Tang Shuang: "I won't hit you, but I'll wipe your mouth. Really, you're such an adult and you're still drooling. I'm asking you if you're ashamed!"

Tangtang'er slowly squeezed back to Tang Shuang and asked Tang Shuang to wipe the saliva from her mouth, "Xiao Shuang, Xiao Shuang, are your parents in the sea? Is there any danger?"

“That’s the Maldives! Paradise on earth!”

"What's a horse? Why is the horse in the sea? Is it a seahorse? Is it like my little water gun?"

Tang Shuang read each word one by one: "Ma~er~dai~hu~ is not a seahorse, nor any other horse. It is a place, like an island on the sea."

Candy exclaimed: "Wow~ There is an island on the sea, I want to go too."

Tang Shuang: "I can take you to Haidian Island."

Candy gave Tang Shuang a kiss on the face. She was so flattering that Tang Shuang would never spank her again. "Brother, where is Haidian Island? Do we want to take a plane?"

Tang Shuang wiped the saliva on her face and said, "You are getting better and better at acting like a coquettish girl. You don't need to fly. We can drive or take the subway and we'll be there in an hour."

Candy was a little disappointed: "Ah? I'm going to the sea far away."

Tang Shuang: "Okay, when we get to Haidian Island, we will put you in a bottle and throw you into the sea, and you will float with the waves. You can go wherever you want. Okay?"

Candy said angrily: "Xiaoshuang, you are lying to children. What if you put it in a bottle and lose it? It will suffocate to death."

Tang Shuang continued to make bad ideas: "You can open the bottle cap and tie a rope to the bottle. I will stand on the shore and pull you. If you want to come back, just shout that I am the Seventh Princess of the East China Sea and I will pull you back."

"

Candy shook her head like a rattle, "No, no, I won't go to the island on the sea with you, you will lose Candy."

Tang Shuang: "That's great, I just don't want to go!"

Candy: "..."

…

Tangtang'er looked at Brother Sanjian's circle of friends and asked, "Why does daddy wear such fancy pants?"

Tang Shuang couldn't help teasing Brother Sanjian, surging deep in her heart, "It's because your father is boring."

"What is Mensao?"

Tang Shuang thought for a while and said, "...I will tell you when you grow up."

Then he liked Brother Sanjian’s photo, “For Sister Xiangning’s sake, I’ll give him a like against my will.”

Candy reminded: "Dad said to like them all!"

Tang Shuang disdainfully said, "Don't listen to him!"

Tangtang'er burst out with filial piety and said: "Dad told Tangtang'er that I wanted to give him all the likes, so I want some!"

As he spoke, his chubby fingers clicked blindly on Tang Shuang's phone screen, "click~click~click~click~"

…

Mobile phone:...I almost got stabbed to death!

Tang Shuang: "Okay, okay, stop ordering, let's tell a story."

"I want to hear it, I want to hear it from the princess."

Tang Shuang: "Okay! Princess and Pea's! Go to bed! Hurry up."

Tangtang'er jumped up and down on the bed happily, and then, forced by Tang Shuang's eyes, she slipped into the air-conditioned quilt.

Tang Shuang adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner and turned off the lights. The moonlight outside the window was very bright and the moonlight in the room was hazy.

"Xiao Shuang! Hurry up, Princess and the Pea~" the little guy urged, showing his little head outside the quilt.

Tang Shuang said: "Once upon a time, there was a prince who wanted to find a princess to marry, but she had to be a real princess. He traveled all over the world to find a real princess, but no matter where he went, he wanted to find a real princess.

There are always obstacles somewhere."

Tangtang'er interrupted and asked innocently: "Xiaoshuang, am I a princess?"

Tang Shuang said with absolute certainty: "Of course you are. Do you remember that when you were very young, I called you little princess, right?"

Tangtang'er is very young now and can't remember when she was younger, but she still thought about it seriously, nodded and said, "Yeah~ I remember."

Tang Shuang said: "Look, so you have been a princess since you were a child, so of course you are now too."

Tangtang'er blinked, vaguely feeling that this logic was wrong, but finally said: "Xiao Shuang is right, I have been a little princess since I was a child."

Tang Shuang said: "Well, little princess, how about we continue talking about Princess and the Pea?"

"Are peas beans?" After the story, a new question came.

Tang Shuang took out her mobile phone and found the Pea Man from Plants vs. Zombies to show Candy.

"Ah! So cute~ Xiaoshuang, what kind of game is this? Can I play it for a while?"

Tang Shuang quickly confiscated the phone and said, "Do you still want to listen to Princess Pea? She is a princess."

"...Is there Princess Mung Bean?"

"No."

"What about Princess Broad Bean?"

Tang Shuang was going crazy in her heart, "Princess Broad Bean is still in the field."
Chapter completed!