195, the little monkey is crazy
On the way home, Tangtang was very excited. Two people came, three people returned, and abducted a little monkey.
She specially sat with Tang Yu in the back row, sitting next to each other, constantly looking at him with her head tilted, asking questions about this and that.
Candy asked: "Little monkey, how old are you this year?"
here we go again!
Tang Yu had no choice but to answer. He didn't dare not answer, otherwise there would be 100,000 people waiting behind him who could smash him to death.
"I'm 8 years old this year."
Candy asked with a smile: "Why are you older than me, but smaller than me?"
What Tang Yuer means is that Tang Yu is older than her, but he is younger.
Tang Yu: "...I don't know why, maybe it's the adults' regulations."
Candy: "Little monkey, what do you want to call Candy?"
Tang Yu was about to cry but had no tears: "Little aunt~"
Candy burst out laughing, having fun, and her little feet were dangling. She had always been the youngest, but now she finally had someone smaller than her. The most important thing was that she was obviously older than her.
Then asked: "What should I call you?"
Tang Yu: "Tang Tang, can you play the game of chicken? Can I teach you next time?"
He wanted to change the subject, he was hurt talking about this.
Candy was unmoved. The most fun thing now is to call her aunt.
"Little monkey, you haven't answered my question yet. You called me little aunt, so what should I call you?"
Tang Yu: "You know it yourself."
Tangtang'er said loudly: "The Lun family really doesn't know, little monkey, please tell me~"
Tang Yu: "I call you little aunt, and you call me little nephew. Do you want to play chicken? I'll take you next time, okay?"
Cantang'er smiled happily: "Hehehehe~ What is eating chicken? My aunt doesn't know. My nephew, please tell me."
... Along the way, Tangtang'er finally stopped pestering Tang Shuang, and this little talker began to pester poor Tang Yu.
Tang Yu cried with a sad face. He didn't expect that the price of running away from home would be so high. This was not his aunt, but his grandma.
Back at Old Tang's house, there was still time, so Tang Shuang briefly explained the script to Tang Yu.
Tang Yu was particularly curious and enthusiastic about filming.
Tang Yu: "Uncle, do you think I am a born actor? As soon as I hear about acting, I am full of energy and drama, no matter how I film it."
Tang Shuang didn't like to dampen the children's enthusiasm. Candy stood beside Tang Yu cutely, pretending to be listening to the play, and looked at Tang Shuang with a chubby face.
Candy: "Xiaoshuang, the little monkey can act, and I can act too. Can you let me act?"
Tang Shuang had a headache and wanted to push the little person out, but she was afraid of hurting her little heart.
Tang Shuang: "Do you want to stand here and listen to the show? If you want to, don't speak. You must raise your hand first before speaking."
Candy is an obedient baby and immediately raised his hand.
Tang Shuang:--!
Seeing that Tang Shuang ignored her, Tangtang'er raised her hands high and jumped up.
Tang Shuang felt so tired: "Stop jumping and just talk."
Candy: "Xiaoshuang, do you like me or the little monkey?"
Tang Shuang:--!
The eternal problem is here again, this kid has been jealous since he was a child.
Before Tang Shuang could speak, Tang Yu had already said consciously: "Little aunt, my uncle likes you the most, and I am the second."
He didn't dare challenge Candy's status, and he ended up very badly.
Cantang'er was worried: "Is Xiaoshuang real?"
Tang Shuang nodded: "I love Tangtang's children's shoes the most."
Candy got straight to the point: "Then why didn't you let your sister act, but you asked the little monkey?"
Tang Shuang: "Because you are too young and you have to be 8 years old to act. How old are you?"
Candy: "I'm five and a half years old~"
Tang Shuang: "That's right, you still have to wait two and a half years, grow up quickly."
After temporarily sending away the candy, Tang Shuang took the time to continue telling Tang Yu the drama.
There are no lines in "The Other Shoe" and there is no need to speak, but it is not easy to play the role of Tang Xiaomi well. You need to have that feeling of longing, especially the eyes, which are longing but not available.
Hearing this, Tang Yu patted his chest and assured that this was very simple for him. He longed for it but couldn't get it. He often encountered it. For example, tonight, he wanted to play chicken but couldn't get it. For example, in the exam not long ago, he wanted to pass math but couldn't get it.
, for example, usually, he longs for freedom but cannot...
When filming, he imagined that shoes were like chickens. He couldn't eat them if they were in front of him. This feeling came easily.
When Tang Yu disagreed, he performed live, give me chicken, give me chicken, and fell to his knees.
Tang Shuang took a look and said, "Oh, that's good. I can let go very easily." She even knelt down.
Candy walked up to the little monkey in a daze and asked the little monkey curiously what happened to you and whether you were going to be beaten by Xiaoshuang.
Tang Yu almost acted out, so he quickly anesthetized himself, continued to kneel on the ground affectionately, crawled and hugged Tang Shuang's legs, and begged with tears in his eyes, "Give me chicken, give me chicken."
Tangtang'er felt pitiful. As her only junior, she wouldn't help anyone, so she hugged Tang Shuang's legs and asked for chicken for the little monkey.
Tang Shuang applauded and praised Tang Yu for his good performance. At this level, Tang Xiaomi would be his.
"That's it. You've passed the test. Don't hold my legs. Candy, please let go. I won't hit your little nephew."
Hearing the words, Tangtang'er let go, but Tang Yu still held him and begged: "Uncle, since you have knelt down to beg for mercy, why don't you just grant me a favor and let me play with my dick, otherwise I will definitely have insomnia tonight.
If I can't get into the mood for filming tomorrow, it will embarrass you and our Old Tang family. It's so bad. Please be kind and give me a chance."
It turned out to be a fake show! It was rare for Tang Shuang to have a fan boy who was crying all the time. He waved his hand and agreed, just one, not more.
Tang Yu continued not to let go and begged: "Brother-in-law, let's talk about it. If I eat the chicken, let me continue to play." At this point, Yu was worried and pulled Tangtang'er along. "Little aunt, I'll teach you."
How about you eating chicken? It’s really fun, it’s very interesting.”
He will pay the price for these words.
Tangtang'er was instantly bewitched by Tang Yu and begged Tang Shuang for mercy.
After a while, Tang Yu sat in front of the computer with great excitement, preparing to enter combat mode. Candy curiously occupied half of the seat, squeezing her little nephew so that he could only play sideways.
Tang Yu was worried that his little aunt would grab the mouse during the game, so he quickly discussed it. Candy nodded cutely, okay, who makes her the elder?
Tang Shuang was curious and stood behind him to take a look. This boy had such a loud voice that he seemed to be more powerful than his father. Although he was suspicious, he did not dare to underestimate the child of the new century.
In fact, there is no need at all. No, he will fail at the beginning. Tang Yu looked back at Tang Shuang stiffly with a sad face.
Tang Shuang didn't wait for him to plead, and ruthlessly said that today's chicken eating was over, and a man should keep his word.
Tang Yu covered his face and rolled down from his seat.
Tangtang'er doesn't agree, but what about her? We agreed to take her to eat chicken, but we didn't even touch the mouse, and we lied to a child again! The little monkey dared to lie to her! This is too much!
Tang Yu felt that he was sorry for his little aunt, and he let Guangtang'er nag and accuse him dejectedly. Finally, in order to make up for his little aunt's sadness, he got down on the ground and acted as a horse for Guangdang'er to ride on.
"Drive~drive~drive~catch up with Xiaoshuang! Hehehehehe~It's so fun."
Cantang'er sat on Tang Yu's body, so happy.
Tang Shuang couldn't bear to look directly at her, so she told Candy to take good care of her juniors, and then went out.
Seeing this, Tang Yu climbed to the computer with the candies and turned it on secretly, hoping to take advantage of the opportunity to play.
And he successfully persuaded Candy to dismount and continue to take her to eat chicken.
However, the reality is cruel. Looking at the boarding interface, Tang Yu was desperate and asked Candy if he knew the power-on password.
Candy shook her head in confusion. She was confused about everything related to numbers, just like her little nephew.
The little monkey broke his promise again. The little monkey dared to lie to his little aunt again. Candy was angry and continued to ride the horse. After the ride, he ordered Tang Yu to put on the Tyrannosaurus rex inflatable suit.
Tang Shuang bought this, a parent-child outfit. Huang Xiangning always likes to buy parent-child outfits. Tang Shuang followed suit and bought a set of Tyrannosaurus rex inflatable suits. Old and young people in the Tang family have them, even people as young as Candy.
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Comrade Sanjian almost stared him to death.
Except for Candy, no one knew that her baby Tyrannosaurus rex inflatable suit was hidden in Tang Sanjian's study!
Tang Yu was wearing Candy's baby Tyrannosaurus rex inflatable suit. It was a bulging baby. This was a baby Tyrannosaurus rex with overnutrition.
Candy happily circled around the Tyrannosaurus Rex and laughed.
Poor Tang Yu usually dominated the school but was suppressed when he returned home. He finally managed to run away from home once, but was almost crippled by Candy's little ancestor.
When Tang Shuang came over and took a look, it looked like a typhoon had blown through the study. The chairs fell to the ground, books were thrown on the ground, and papers were scattered everywhere. A Tyrannosaurus rex collapsed on the ground, and Tang Yu's head was exposed from it.
, lying on the ground helpless and panting.
The little candy devil was holding a water cup, squatting next to her little nephew's head to give him water, and comforting him softly, asking him to rest for a while before playing again.
Chapter completed!