During breakfast, Candy pouted with an unhappy look on his face. He used a small spoon to dig out porridge and ate it while muttering and complaining.

Tang Shuang: "Don't think that I can't hear you because of your low voice. I've remembered everything you said to me."

Candy: "The Lun family didn't scold you~ Humph! They bullied me and even spanked me."

Tang Shuang: "Look, the dark circles under my eyes are all caused by you. I'm going to give you a gentle spanking. I'll tie you up in the woods next time."

Tangtang'er huffed angrily, subconsciously covering the spanked buttocks, and complained to Brother Sanjian on the left: "Dad, Xiaoshuang spanked the child. The child feels aggrieved now and wants to cry."

Tang Shuang: "You won't cry because you are a strong baby, right?"

Candy: "嘤嘤嘤~ Children will cry when they are wronged."

Tang Shuang suddenly made a cry and tapped her fingers twice on Tangtang's plump face: "~Sunflower acupuncture hand!"

Candy: "Huh?"

Not only Tangtang'er was stunned, but Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning were also stunned. This young man had the wrong nerve.

Tang Shuang smiled proudly: "Little man! You have been hit by my brother's sunflower acupoint trick. You will never cry again. You can only laugh from now on."

Candy's eyes were full of surprise, and there was such an operation: "Why?"

It is too much to prevent a child from crying!

Tang Shuang joked: "Do you know the Sunflower Acupuncture Technique? It's very powerful. If it hits your face, you won't be able to cry. Because the acupoints that control crying are frozen and the tears can't pass through, so they can't flow."

"ha?"

Candy put down the spoon and touched the face of Tang Xiaoshuang's sunflower acupuncture point, hoping to feel if there was any difference.

Eh~ It’s still chubby, I don’t feel any different.

Tang Shuang: "You can't feel it like this. Only I have a way."

Tangtang'er looked at Tang Shuang with curiosity: "Xiao Shuang, please tell me~"

She is now very interested in all kinds of kung fu, mainly due to the influence of the press conference of the new film "Hero". After watching the press conference that day, she asked Tang Zhen to watch a martial arts movie to enjoy herself.

Tang Shuangyin smiled and said: "You have to slap your face with your hands. The place I touched just now will be a little painful. Feel it."

As expected, Tangtang's face was slapped and swung, making Tang Shuang sigh that there was so much meat.

Tang Shuang: "Does it hurt a little?"

Candy felt it carefully and nodded: "It's still a little hot!"

Tang Shuang touched the little man's head and praised: "What a smart boy. He is a prodigy in martial arts. Come to my room later and my brother will give you a martial arts secret book."

"Ha? Haha~ I want it, I want it!"

Tang Shuang is too arrogant. In the old Tang family, it is too much to dare to deceive a child like this in front of his parents.

Brother Sanjian endured the toothache: "Childish! Are you proud of deceiving a five-and-a-half-year-old child?"

Tang Shuang said to Tang Sanjian: "I'm not childish, I'm childish. There is only one doll at home. If I don't play with her, she will be lonely alone."

Brother Sanjian didn't bother to pay attention to this silly son. I saw him dealing with the media with ease yesterday. Lao Huai was very pleased. Then he took a nap and returned to his natural nature. A child cannot be taught.

In order to prevent the youngest child of the Old Tang family from being deceived, Brother Sanjian exposed Tang Shuang's scam, and Candy was angry!

The little girl thought that she had a special skill, her little hands formed into palms, and she struck Tang Shuang horizontally and vertically more than a dozen times in the air~

"One kill in ten steps, I'll kill you for my stupidity!"

This girl watched the press conference for the new film "Hero" yesterday. As a kung fu superstar, Li Ying performed a set of beautiful moves, which was euphemistically called the nameless Ten Steps and One Kill.

Tangtang Children's Shoes memorized it at that time, and followed it at home in a decent manner. He has some very good attributes.

Tang Shuang: "Wow wow wow~ It's amazing~ This is the first time I've seen a kid with such good kung fu. It's so amazing. Next time I see my uncle and compete with him, I believe you can beat him."

Candy said proudly: "Uncle is as good as me."

Tang Shuang praised: "You are still so young now, and you are as powerful as my uncle. When you grow up, you will definitely be much more powerful than my uncle. May I ask this Super Sailor Moon, how do you do this?"

Tang Shuang held a fried dough stick, pointed it at Candy and spoke.

Candy covered her mouth with her hands and laughed, ouch~

She was so happy that she almost fell off the chair, but Sister Xiangning, the patron saint, caught her.

"Have a good breakfast, stop playing, you have to go to school soon." Huang Xiangning warned.

Tangtang'er ignored it and said to Tang Shuang: "Xiao Shuang, interview me again."

Tang Shuang pulled the fried dough stick out of his mouth and handed it to Candy: "Super Sailor Moon, why are you so good? I guess it must have been taught by your more powerful brother."

Candy snorted and then bit into the fried dough stick used for the interview.

Tang Shuang: "You are a little boy, right?"

Tangtang'er became angry, whined, and bit Tang Shuang's finger.

Tang Shuang shouted: "My day————"

It suddenly occurred to me that Old Tang's family had family rules that prohibited swearing, especially in front of Tang Tang.

You must not say the word "my day", otherwise it will be bad, and you will quickly think about it, "——I will set the sun in the west and the red clouds will fly~"

While Huang Xiangning said that he was not allowed to say bad words to children, he told Candy to let go. Biting is a very bad habit.

Tang Shuang nodded, pinched Tangtang'er's face and pulled, but the girl still bit her and wouldn't let go.

Tangtang'er relaxed her mouth and said to Huang Xiangning without saying anything: "Mom, I want to eat sweet and sour pork."

Tang Shuang shook his finger, leaving sticky saliva on it. In fact, it didn't hurt. The candy didn't bite with his teeth, so there wasn't even a shallow tooth mark. So to be precise, it should be Tang Shuang's finger.

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Although it doesn’t hurt, it’s really itchy, okay?!

Tang Shuang: "I can't call you Candy anymore. I'm going to call you Bai Jingjing's sister, Bai Riri."

Tangtang'er was not happy and wanted to fight back, but Tang Sanjian began to criticize her and seriously taught the girl not to bite!

Tangtang'er argued: "I was playing with Xiaoshuang, I didn't really bite him!"

"No matter what the reason is, it won't work!"

Tangtang'er pouted, feeling that she was playing with Xiaoshuang and didn't really bite, so she shouldn't be criticized. However, what her parents said was always right, so she decided to accept it and whispered: "Oh, I know.

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After saying that, the little girl started to act coquettishly and asked Tang Sanjian with concern: "Dad, do you have a toothache?"

Tang Sanjian kept covering his cheek and said in a muffled voice: "Hmm~"

Candy is such a considerate little cotton-padded jacket. She immediately jumped off the chair, came to her father, and gave him a pat on the back.

If someone has a toothache, what does it matter?

But Brother Sanjian is very useful. His teeth no longer hurt, his waist is straight, and his back can carry a lot of weight. I feel the melon seeds on the little man’s head and give him a thumbs up.

Huang Xiangning said on the side that Lao Tang had been quarreling with people in the newspaper these past two days and was very angry.

Tang Shuang was furious and slammed the table. Tang Sanjian was startled and his eyes widened.

Tang Shuang took the lead: "Listen to what I have to say first. Who dares to challenge the majesty of the Old Tang family? Scold him back!"

Tang Sanjian was speechless, "A scholar is not good at cursing."

Tang Shuang said majestically: "I'm good at scolding people. I can scold them back into their mother's womb."

Huang Xiangning interrupted and told him to be careful when speaking.

Tang Shuang switched to gentle words: "I have a way of scolding people. When father and son go into battle, who dares not to listen? I'll scold them. How do you want them to die??"

He looked at the candies and added: "There are also Tangtangs here. If it doesn't work, just leave them in the daytime."

Tangtang'er's little face suddenly became swollen, and she glared at Tang Shuang, "You are the little dog, you picked it up from the mother dog, hum! Don't think that the child doesn't know."

Tang Shuang smiled and said, "I don't talk to silly girls."

He said to Tang Sanjian: "Dad, I'm really good at scolding people. I'm responsible for the scolding part, and you're responsible for the reasoning part. Isn't that degrading?"

Tang Sanjian: "Are you sure you dare to scold me?"

When the time came to express her determination, Tang Shuang patted the table and said she would protect the honor of the old Tang family.

Tang Sanjian: "With your words, I feel relieved. I have not raised him in vain for twenty years. The only two people I have quarreled with are both from your Tongji University, and one is Lu Dewang."

Tang Shuang had heard of this man, a professor in the Philosophy Department of Tongji University, but had no experience with him.

"scold!"

Tang Sanjian smiled and said: "You know the other one, that old thief Jian Siming."

Tang Shuang slapped the table and said loudly: "Scolding - uh, who?"

Tang Sanjian: "That old thief Jian Siming."

Tang Shuang: "Hehehehe... Scholars, please consider the long term."

Seeing his constipated expression, Tang Sanjian was unhappy: "Don't you want to scold him, you coward!"

Jian Siming is a professor in the Chinese Department of Tongji University in Guangdong Province. Tang Shuang is not his student because he only teaches graduate students. Tang Shuang is taking the postgraduate entrance examination and wants to be admitted under his name.

Tang Sanjian sneered twice, stood up, and walked away holding Candy'er.

Tangtang'er imitated Brother Sanjian and sneered at Tang Shuang.

The scholar said that he should consider the long term, which meant that I was too scared to run away.

Tang Shuang smiled awkwardly and asked the gentle Sister Xiangning: "Mom, what are you arguing with them about?"
Chapter completed!