136, the world's first acid
Tang Shuang is really cruel. Just because Tang Sanjian and Tangtang'er gave him trouble, he is going to kill Axia and his whole family. This is not over yet. The entire Guangdong Province, the entire China, and all mankind have been marked with a cross on his forehead!
After he finished writing the story, he reviewed it several times, then sent it to Wei Tingting and turned off the computer.
In the evening, Tang Sanjian suddenly remembered the famous novel published by the Tang family today. He read it twice and said it was interesting. Then he said no nonsense and went to watch TV with his hands behind his back.
The TV series adapted from Jin Yong's "The Book of Swords and Enemies" is currently on the air. As a loyal fan of Jin Yong, Tang Sanjian must watch it every night and enjoy it with gusto.
At this moment, the TV is showing:
The masked man sat on a horse and held a knife: "Little girl, mind your own business, I don't want to kill you!"
Tangtang'er took Tang Xiaowu, who was loved by thousands of people, and Bai Jingjing, who had been feeling depressed recently, and sat upright and watched TV with Brother Sanjian.
She imitated the dialogue on TV in a coquettish voice: "Little girl, mind your own business, I won't kill you! Hum~ I am a little fairy and I am not afraid of you!"
A beautiful woman on TV said arrogantly: "This is the grassland of our seven tribes, and I will take charge of it."
Candy stood up excitedly, bared his teeth and claws, and said arrogantly: "Humph! This is the grassland of our chicken family, I will take charge of it~ Hehe~ I'll beat you!"
Tang Shuang sat over and said, "Oh, that's awesome. What kind of kung fu are you practicing? You seem to be the best in the world."
Tangtang'er was so happy that she practiced a set of inexplicable so-called kung fu, and finally said to Tang Shuang: "I'll beat you!"
Tang Shuang gently pushed her little fist away: "Sit down and watch TV."
Candy smiled and raised her little fist: "Please let the little fairy let you go."
Tang Shuang rolled her eyes and was too lazy to pay attention to the fool.
"Book and Sword" currently being broadcast on TV is Jin Yong's first electric work. It is said that his "Blood Sword" will also be made into a TV series. Someone has already bought the copyright, and Gu Long's "Big Flag"
"The Legend of Heroes" is also in talks for TV series rights.
Martial arts novels are experiencing a capital boom.
Tang Shuang was thinking about when "Heroes" would be recognized by others. Tangtang'er came up to him, raised his fist and said fiercely: "Xiao Shuang~ you are in a daze, hum, please hurry up, Xiao Shuang."
Fairy let you go!"
This silly girl is really annoying.
Tang Shuang: "Otherwise?"
Candy: "I'll beat you up and make you cry."
Tang Shuang was disdainful: "Tsk, tsk, tsk~"
Candy was angry, put her hands on her hips and shouted: "Why are you tutting?"
Tang Shuang: "Mom, look, this little one is yelling at me. She's not big or small, and she's not polite at all. Don't put her to sleep tonight, she's afraid of ghosts."
Candy: "You are the big bad guy, report to the adults~"
Tang Shuang: "I'll learn from you. How many times have you sued me and harmed me so many times, you little bastard."
Tangtang'er rubbed her eyes with both hands and pretended to cry: "Hey, Xiao Shuang doesn't like me~"
Tang Shuang covered her ears, "Don't lie to me."
Seeing that Tang Xiaoshuang was not fooled at all, Tangtang'er said angrily: "Humph! I don't like you either!"
It's playing on TV——
"Come on, pull out the leader of the chaos!"
Tangtang'er also shouted in a sweet voice: "Come quickly and pull out the leader of the rebellious party."
Then he pointed at Tang Shuang, why is it me again!
"Sister, help Tangtang'er pull Tang Xiaoshuang out!"
After saying that, before Tang Zhen could help, she was very brave and grabbed Tang Shuang's arm, "Xiao Shuang, you can't run away~"
Tang Shuang: "Hey, hey, are you living a good life as a family? Don't stir up disputes at every turn."
He allowed the little girl to try hard to pull him up without moving like a mountain. He still had time to grab one of the oranges that Tang Zhen brought over, peeled it off and ate a piece~ Suddenly his face changed, and his soul almost left his body, and he was about to
I asked Tang Zhen if he framed me on purpose! Look at the naughty ghost Candy, what came to mind, haha, he suppressed the sour taste in his mouth, his face regained his composure, and he ate the orange with all his might.
He broke off another orange with a smile and said to Candy: "Come on, come on, our little cutie has been chattering for so long, eat an orange to moisten her throat."
Candy is a foodie and is never picky about what she eats. When it is put to her mouth, she swallows it in one bite.
Although he ate something from Tang Shuang, he still bullied him and said vaguely: "Xiao Shuang, you haven't asked the little fairy to let you go yet."
Suddenly, Tangtang'er grinned, and her facial features were wrinkled together, "Ah~ so sour~"
As she said this, the girl's big eyes filled with tears~ She was crying because of the pain~
"Ah~ ah~ Mom, please help me, I feel so sad."
When Tang Shuang saw this, she laughed like a devil: "Hahaha~wahaha~hahahahahahaha...haha~"
While laughing, he looked for water to drink to dilute the sour taste in his mouth. Just now, in order to trick Candy into eating oranges, he tried to hold back and pretended to be nonchalant.
Before Huang Xiangning came over, Tang Zhen, who was closest to Candy, pinched the girl's mouth open and asked her to spit out the oranges in her mouth.
"Bah~bah~bah~ So sour, woo woo woo~ Sister is so sour~ woo woo, Tang Xiaoshuang is such a bad guy!"
Tang Shuang burst into hearty laughter again. This little snack was so sour that he didn't know how to spit out the oranges and was still eating them.
Tangtang'er drank the water, became furious, and rushed towards the laughing Tang Shuang, her little fists flying...
Tang Shuang: "Hahaha~ Ouch~ Don't hit me~ Wow haha~ It's so funny~ Haha, retribution~ Ah! Hit my eye~ Stop hitting me~ Spare me~ Hahaha..."
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Tang Shuang, who was almost beaten to death by Tangtang'er, still couldn't hide the gloating smile on his face. He said to Tangtang'er, who was still angry and staring at him eagerly: "Haha~ uh, don't laugh, don't laugh, my stomach hurts, haha, don't
You're angry, little fairy. Actually, you can't blame your brother. He is also a victim. I also ate the most sour orange in the world. We are all victims. Wow, think about it, who bought this orange?
Who took it?"
"Remember it, yes, it's my sister. Xiaozhen, what's your intention? You bought such sour oranges and made our little ancestor cry. How pitiful, little ancestor, you want to ask us
Apologize."
Tangtang'er felt that what Tang Xiaoshuang said made sense, so she looked at Tang Zhen eagerly.
Tang Zhen didn't expect that trouble would be diverted to her. It was true that she bought the oranges when she was shopping, and she brought them to her, but she didn't mean it. The other oranges were very sweet, but Tang Shuang got this sour one.
God is angry and people are angry.
Seeing the tearful Cantang'er, Tang Zhen held the little cutie in her arms again guiltily. After a while, the little girl said automatically: "Sister didn't mean it. Cantang'er is not angry with her anymore because Tang Xiaoshuang is the big bad guy."
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Chapter completed!