10. People who are afraid of trouble tell stories
Candy lay happily on the bed, covered with a small blanket, her little hands folded obediently on her belly, her big eyes blinking, waiting hopefully for Tang Shuang to tell a story.
Tang Shuang and her eyes met, and the air seemed to be still. Tangtang'er said, "You can start talking."
Tang Shuang said perfunctorily: "Let me think about it first."
Candy understood, so she waited patiently.
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Three minutes passed, and Candy's big eyes were still blinking and blinking~ Tang Shuang, who was blinking, finally realized that children are not easy to fool, and they still haven't fallen asleep after three minutes.
He wants to get away with it!
In his impression, children will fall asleep when lying on the bed.
Tangtang'er finally became unhappy and saw through Xiaoshuang's trick, and pointed out mercilessly: "You are going to be finished, Xiaoshuang. I have to make trouble for you because you lied to children."
Of course Tang Shuang couldn't admit it, "Oh, I thought of something, do you want to hear it?"
Before Candy's screams could be fully released, Tang Shuang blocked her back and said dissatisfiedly: "Then please hurry up and let me listen. I've been thinking about it for so long that I almost fell asleep."
, Mom has many stories, she doesn’t have to think about them for so long.”
Tang Shuang secretly sighed that it was a pity that Tangtang almost fell asleep. If he persisted for a little longer, maybe tonight would be over.
Tang Shuang turned off the lights first and made all preparations to hypnotize Candy.
"Once upon a time, there was a rabbit, and then another rabbit came."
"Xiaoshuang~Xiaoshuang~You speak too fast. You should speak slowly. Didn't mom teach you?" Tangtang'er expressed strong dissatisfaction with Tang Shuang's story-telling skills.
Oops, there are quite a lot of requests, so Tang Shuang changed her tone to a slow tone.
"Once upon a time, ah... there was a rabbit..."
Candy repeated curiously: "A little bunny~"
"Here comes another rabbit."
Candy: "Two little bunnies."
"The next rabbit...it stood on the shoulders of the first rabbit, holding its ears~"
Candy: "Huh?"
"Later, here comes another rabbit."
Candy: "There are three little bunnies in total."
"This rabbit...it's standing on the second rabbit's shoulder, holding its ears~"
"Another rabbit came and stood on the third rabbit's shoulder, holding his ears."
Candy fell silent, she was a bit overwhelmed.
Haha~
"Another rabbit came and stood on the shoulder of the fourth rabbit, holding his ears."
Tang Shuang looked down and saw that Tangtang'er still had her eyes open and hadn't fallen asleep, so she continued:
"Another rabbit came, and it stood on the shoulder of the sixth rabbit, holding its ears. Another rabbit came, and stood on the shoulder of the seventh rabbit, holding its ears."
Still not asleep? Keep coming:
"Another rabbit came, and it stood on the shoulder of the eighth rabbit, holding its ears...Another rabbit came, and stood on the shoulders of the twentieth rabbit, holding its ears."
Candy's little face was drowsy, and all signs showed that she was about to fall asleep. Try harder:
"...Another rabbit came and stood on the shoulder of the fortieth rabbit, holding its ears."
Tang Shuang couldn't help it anymore: "Close your eyes and listen to the story, it will be more interesting~ Candy, please try it."
"Really?" Candy closed her eyes as expected!
OK, one foot has been successfully taken.
"...Another rabbit came. It stood on the shoulder of the sixtieth rabbit, holding its ears, and kissed the giraffe."
Tang Shuang stopped and breathed a sigh of relief. Tangtang'er finally fell asleep, and he tiptoed away...
"Giraffes are so long~Xiaoshuang~won't the little rabbits fall down?"
Tang Shuang received tens of thousands of critical hits in an instant and lay sadly on the floor...
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The lamp in the princess room was turned on again, and Tang Shuang watched with dismay as Guangtang'er, an annoying person, rolled around on the bed...
"Candy, how about my brother tell you a ghost story?" There is something hidden in my heart: Then you won't be so happy.
Candy immediately covered her ears, "I won't listen~I won't listen~"
“It sounds very good, very interesting.”
Tangtang'er was a little moved, "Really? Does it sound good?... It's better not to listen, Tangtang'er is scared."
"Then I have no more stories to tell, otherwise you can just sleep like this. Letting me go means letting yourself go."
Tangtang'er said she didn't understand. What does letting me go mean letting yourself go?
She said forcefully that she would not sleep until she told a nice story!
Tang Shuang lost all hope, "You will get beaten if you do this."
"Hey... I hate you! I hate you!"
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Tangtang'er thoughtfully took out a little book from her little cabinet and asked Xiaoshuang to tell the story in the book, and said she would go to bed after telling the story.
Tang Shuang opened the 99-page book, adhering to strong utilitarianism, and drank water to moisten her throat.
"Little fox... little tiger... This page is about the little fox growing up... the little rabbit... the little mouse... the little tiger turned into a big tiger... oooo... quack, a duck is coming... bang, someone opens the door
Gun... run... there is a river... the little hippo is coming... everyone has crossed the river... the hunter has not caught up... the eagle... spring is here... there are crocodiles in the pond... there are dinosaurs...
I don’t know what kind of little animal this is... This page is blank..."
In the third minute, Tang Shuang finished the entire book.
"Okay! It's time to sleep! Anyone who doesn't keep his word is a bad person. You don't want to be a bad person."
Candy took the book from the little man in a daze, but the little man hadn't reacted yet.
Tang Shuang said: "You don't want to deny it, do you? Turn off the lights~"
Candy said aggrievedly: "But, but I haven't heard it yet."
"Didn't I tell you a complete story just now? Have you deserted again? Well, because you are so cute, I won't tell your mother, so you can read it again tomorrow and tell me about it after you finish it.
I need to monitor whether you really understand all the words in the book."
In terms of knock-down skills, Tangtang'er was far from a match for Tang Shuang, who had lived for more than ten years.
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After dealing with Candy, Tang Shuang returned to the study and coded more than 2,000 words. Finally, he finished the first chapter "The Man Who Killed the Killer". After uploading it, he checked the time. It was 11 o'clock in the evening and continued to code one word.
When I was young, I finished writing the second chapter "The Person the Killer Wants to Kill".
This chapter mainly tells about the "loneliness" of King Qin. He imprisoned his biological mother in Xianyang Nangong and forced his biological father Lu Buwei to commit suicide by drinking poisonous wine. "For King Qin, the king means loneliness, betrayal, indifference, and hard work!"
Then Wuming came, "Ordinary people stepped on the ground, trembling, walking on thin ice, and they didn't even dare to look where the King of Qin was!", but the person who came today was an exception, he "still looked unfazed by honor and disgrace, calm and motionless."
"
King Qin opened the first long box, and inside was a shining bronze spear, which was the weapon of the assassin Changkong.
The King of Qin said: "How many heroes of our Qin country have been killed by the divine spear in the sky?"
Every year, Changkong worked hard to kill King Qin, and almost killed all the guards around King Qin every time.
The King of Qin had been worrying about this for ten years, and now he finally got rid of it.
King Qin held the spearhead, slowly raised his head, and looked at Wuming through the candlelight.
King Qin: "According to my report, you are the pavilion chief of Langmeng County, a mere petty official, and your jurisdiction is no more than ten miles. What virtue and ability can you take down the assassin Changkong?"
Unnamed: "Sword."
King Qin: "Sword?"
Nameless: "Yes, Kuai Jian."
Chapter completed!