Chapter 590. Eighteen martial arts (New Year's greetings to everyone)
"Isn't this right?" Several regular customers of Douqinglou could not help but frown after hearing Shuitianli's lyrics.
"Dong Niang, are you in a hurry?"
"But it's no wonder, she's already twenty, right?"
"But even if she is an old girl, as long as she can farm and her conditions are not bad, there will definitely be many people willing to get her, right?"
"It depends on what she thinks. None of us are herself..."
"What's more, the news that General Suiyuan will come is making a lot of noise. Maybe her purpose is to target this man."
This is the sadness of being a wife.
After all, as you get older, your beauty fades and your love lags behind, people will always admire beauty instead of just looking at the inside.
Although her temperament is aloof and rare, over the years, she cannot compare to Furong Ma Niang back then, and her current reputation is not as great as that of Hua Rongyue. It is of course impossible to say that she is not in a hurry.
"What a pity." The old bustard frowned on the ground and said to the people around him, "I originally planned to find a good way out for Dong Niang and Rong Niang... but now she has done this,
I’m afraid these two people will have to be smashed next.”
As the head of Dou Qinglou, the Madam has always known that although Hua Ruyue has a good voice, she is unfortunately a little genius who is out of tune. No matter how simple the music is put into her hands, she will only sing nonsense.
It's completely out of shape.
There was once a musician from Dou Qinglou who decided to teach Hua Rongyue how to sing on a whim... In the end, not only was he unable to teach the person to the church, but he even broke down and escaped, never wanting to teach Hua Rongyue again.
With the help of Yue, I almost resigned and left Dou Qinglou.
"But Hua Rongyue agreed to sing!" Mr. Turtle next to him suddenly said excitedly, "Madam, what should I do? Hua Rongyue's voice breaking skills are too strong, do we really not need to leave the show?"
We are all old people in Douqinglou, and there is really no need to save much face for our own people. Moreover, this is all true. If all the guests are finally gone because of a few terrible music, the real loss will be
It's still them.
"Old Madam, Rong Niang asked me to come over and tell you, please believe her and your eye for selecting people." However, at this moment, Basho, who was supposed to actively help Hua Rongyue prepare, came trotting across the paddy field.
, and said softly to the solemn-faced madam, "After the incident where she was stunned by her singing, Rong Niang has been insisting on practicing well in private. Now she basically doesn't go out of tune without asking."
The implication is that I can't guarantee how good the singing will be, but I will definitely not let the audience on the side feel disappointed.
"Bashō, do you think we are all fools?" While the old bustard was still pondering, the turtle man beside him had already jumped up, pointed at his nose and cursed in a low voice, "Dong Niang is sorry for you, but it doesn't mean that you are sorry.
You can get angry and ruin the place!"
"Okay, don't argue!" The madam also felt a headache, but after all, the two prostitutes had already repaid him, and the invigilator was not theirs, but a public servant, so the next step was to force them to do it.
Otherwise, the girls in the previous groups were compared in this way, but none of them received special treatment... You can't just say that Rong Niang and Dong Niang have higher status, so you can take advantage of others.
Bar?
If so, who else's girl will dare to send them to Dou Qinglou in the future?
"Use gongs and drums to make noise! Specify the song!" The madam narrowed her eyes and said with a cruel expression, "Since all of them are so unwilling to obey, let them suffer a little!"
Anyway, no matter how bad they are, at least they have their own bully to back them up. Although other people will laugh at them privately, they certainly don't dare to fight against Dou Qinglou.
After all, this song with loud gongs and drums is a song for men to return from victory. It is not easy for women to interpret it; so even if there is something wrong, they can't complain.
"Plant the land! Farm the land!" Lou Ning was so happy when he heard that the madam had given him the designated song!
As a soldier, and as someone who once faced war in a world with an ancient background, Lou Ning can proudly say that compared to the few men around him, those who have experienced the scenes expressed in this song have a lot of experience.
Big advantage.
"Gongs and drums are noisy, play!" Although the invigilator felt that the madam's request was very inhumane. But since they asked Douqinglou to invite them to invigilate the exam, and the other party also said that they would go for it, then naturally the questions themselves would be as difficult as they are.
most.
So, after the musicians adjusted their positions and polished the sound of the piano, they put aside the music given by Dong Niang and began to play. The music was quite flamboyant and gorgeous, full of the sound of golden music, waiting for danger, horseshoes, and blood.
Feeling of galloping.
However, combined with the leisurely and soothing scene of this place, it feels like something is wrong no matter how you look at it.
"Dong Niang..." The children next to Dong Niang looked at the situation in front of them with some uneasiness. They all knew that their wife's temper was quite bad, but now it was obvious that they were all being played by the tall and tall Madam.
Already......
Even if they want to complain, I'm afraid those who broke the agreement first will be the first to be liquidated.
"Then let's dance." Dong Niang's eyes darkened, she turned to look at the person who was stretching and planting on the ground, looking leisurely, and said lightly, "After all, dancing to this kind of music is much easier than singing."
But after all, she was walking in the Jiangnan style, and her figure was quite soft. If she wanted to show a resolute and courageous attitude, I'm afraid she would only end up with a nondescript ending...
"Haha... Didn't you arrogantly plot against us before?" Xiaoque looked at Dong Niang and said cheerfully, "Our lady is still very good. If she sings, she will at least be said to be weak.
It’s honest, but at least it won’t cause too much embarrassment.”
"Are you stupid? My wife also learned Nanyin." Basho just wanted to kick the people around him out of the place to avoid giving wrong information to his wife. "If you want to say that dancing is neither fish nor fowl, use Wu Nong's soft words to sing the gongs and drums."
Xuantian, it’s just a real joke!”
After all, the Madam was willing to provide a relatively fair playing field. But facing these two people who were unwilling to follow the rules, the Madam decided to punish them.
"Oh, the mountains and rivers are bathed in blood, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful. I wear fragrant grass and wait for you to step on it." Lou Ning had already started her own performance. Not only did she also incorporate the answers to the invigilator's questions into her own singing,
At the same time, he sang to the tune of noisy gongs and drums, "One is to soak the seeds, the other is to raise the seedlings, the third is to throw the seedlings, and the fourth is to plant the seedlings."
"Our army's horses are treading on blood, we are ready to fight, we bleed in the oars, our hearts are red with blood, we go to war on the battlefield, and we will never retreat..."
Although the girl's voice is soft and bright, it seems to have been deliberately polished, with a long and long charm, giving it an extra sense of vicissitudes of life.
If you are emotionally susceptible, you will only feel that there is a piece of green grass in front of you, the snow is flying outside the pass, your private temples are stained with frost, and your eyes are tired but firm.
Chapter completed!