Chapter 70 Squirtle anti-fall suit

Everyone split up, Zhuo Yuting went to gather information, and the others went to raise funds and repair equipment.

In the past, Zhuo Yuting spent a lot of money for the koi competition, and her family's wealth was exposed. This time, in order to save their lives, everyone had to spend their savings and make the best preparations.

Lu Ziqing was responsible for tutoring Princess Huyang.

An hour later.

In the Tianhong Hall, Lu Ziqing almost slapped the table and cursed. He couldn't tell the difference between left and right, hands and feet. Your Yongquan point is on the top of your head?

Princess Huyang looked innocent, wasn't she talking about the Yongquan point when she was enlightened?

Lu Ziqing just wants to curse, how do you do the consecration from the soles of your feet? If the Yongquan point can achieve enlightenment, does this mean that you have to break the soles of your feet onto your head? Do you think you are practicing yoga?

No, no, no, hold it back! Lu Ziqing took a deep breath and said silently in his heart, Dear Imperial Concubine, Noble Princess, Your Majesty who has a long life.

After calming down, there are many people watching around. The Lu family still needs to hold on to Princess Huyang's thigh. At the critical moment, they have to rely on this innocent intercession.

Princess Huyang begged in a low voice: "Nie Chen, let's find a quiet place where no one is around. There are so many people coming here, I can't concentrate."

Dugu was defeated by Princess Huyang to tutor the princess. What a big deal. Either the two of them had a problem or the princess failed the exam. It was enough for everyone to watch for a while.

Lu Ziqing also felt that this place was not suitable. There were people watching, so he couldn't lose his temper. If being nice and cheerful could save the princess's academic performance, it would be like hell.

But where to go? Before the flowers and under the moon? In a small forest? Isn’t the boys’ dormitory bad? Isn’t the girls’ dormitory even worse?

Princess Huyang said eagerly: "How about we go to the Valley of the Four Winds."

Lu Ziqing nodded, this was a choice. It was a big place over there, and no one would go there now. He could find a shady spot and curse without fear of being heard.

Half an hour later.

Lu Ziqing felt that he was thinking too much.

"Hahaha, haha, here I come!" Princess Huyang's laughter resounded through the Valley of the Four Winds like a gong, and she quickly slid down from the top of the mountain on a shield.

"Put your front foot forward, lift your back foot, and use your heels to control the direction! Open your shoulders and sink your waist! Stop, stop, and practice pushing uphill first!"

While Lu Ziqing was teaching her how to stop, he slapped himself fiercely. What on earth was I doing? Why did I start playing with her?

Princess Huyang fell and fell more than ten feet, and her pants were torn by stones. However, she was so happy that she lay on the ground and kept laughing.

Lu Ziqing's eyes widened. There were holes in the princess's pants, exposing her shiny white thighs... You can't look at them! If these pants get torn any further, they'll be torn all the way to the buttocks, and I'll die.

"Come again!" The princess is not afraid of pain at all. She is not wearing armor now and her body is very nimble. The old Pang family are all made of iron and have strong muscles and jade bones, so they are not afraid of falling!

"Wait a minute——!" Lu Ziqing held him back.

Princess Huyang looked back domineeringly and hugged my waist again? How brave!

Lu Ziqing quickly let go, he couldn't stop her. Back then, Princess Huyang was wearing armor, and she had a skirt that could be used to drag her down. Now Princess Huyang is wearing a thin disciple uniform, and grabbing the corner of her clothes is tantamount to tearing the princess apart.

Aren’t your clothes torn as soon as you tear them?

When Princess Huyang saw Lu Ziqing covering her eyes, she lowered her head and looked at her broken trousers, which looked like rotten fishing nets. The lower thighs were all white, which seemed inappropriate. It was okay, but if the back of her butt was also worn out, she would be embarrassed.

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"Nie, what's the best plan?"

Princess Huyang didn't want to wear full-body armor. It was too heavy and it would be difficult to get up when she fell.

"actually……"

"actually?"

"Actually, I don't want to take it out." Lu Ziqing said, "Princess, you must promise me that you will memorize one question after playing it once. You must memorize it well before you can continue playing."

"Please take out your treasure and show it to me first." Princess Huyang would not be easily fooled, let alone agree easily.

Lu Ziqing silently took out his novice ski anti-fall suit from the Qiankun bag.

This is the number one item in my collection of "not worth much but I like it very much"! And this is one of the Squirtle sister and brother sets that I made when I was teaching Lu Zishu to ski. Lu Zishu is also very fond of it.

Like.

Princess Huyang opened her mouth. Why is there a turtle shell that is bigger than the basin? It is so big, and the turtle shell is dark green with yellow texture, as smooth as jade, so beautiful.

"This is the Huang Yuan tortoise shell, the tortoise shell left by the old spirit tortoise who died at the age of 500."

Princess Huyang asked curiously, "Wait a minute, don't you want me to wear a turtle shell? You can't get through this, right?"

"Who wants you to get in?"

Lu Ziqing silently carried the turtle shell on his back with a belt, tied it around his waist and fixed it, hanging behind his buttocks. The turtle shell dropped slightly, covering the area from the vest to the crook of the legs. Only two calves could be seen from below.

It looks more like the short legs of a turtle.

Princess Huyang burst out laughing when she saw it. Isn't this too shameful? You have to carry a shell just to avoid pain after falling?

"Watch."

Then Lu Ziqing slid down the slope on the shield, and made a motion of sitting down on the ground. The turtle shell was just under his buttocks, so he would not fall down, but would slide down while sitting on the turtle shell. He could spin in circles.

slide, slide lying down, slide sideways, shield

Just hang it on your feet. When you are about to get up, adjust your posture, stand up like a carp, and continue to slide on the shield. Because the turtle shell lowers the center of gravity, it is more stable when sliding, and it is easy to stand on the slope.

When you get up, there will be no pain from falling.

Princess Huyang’s eyes were filled with stars. Isn’t this so interesting? She sat on a turtle and slid down!

"Do you want it?" Lu Ziqing slid forward, put one hand on his hips, and stretched out the other hand. His five fingers slowly passed in front of Princess Huyang's eyes, and he made a two and a half circle spin on the ground, and stopped gracefully. It was so funny to the extreme,

It's just amazing.

"But, this, is it too funny? Phew, I..." Princess Huyang knew clearly that this was not in line with her status, but she just couldn't bear it.

Lu Ziqing directly threw a helmet with a visor to her, covering her face, "Who knows you?"

The suit not only has hip protection, but also a helmet. But with everyone’s level of cultivation, gloves and the like are not necessary.

"No, no, I can't be the only one pretending to be the turtle!" Princess Huyang shouted, "Do you still have one? Let's pretend together! Do you want to see me make a fool of myself on purpose?"

"Yes, there is." Lu Ziqing also had a black turtle shell.

"We must be together!" Princess Huyang glared, "I order you to pick up the turtle shell, immediately, immediately!"

So there was a strange scene in the Valley of the Four Winds of two tortoises sliding on the grass and chanting sutras.

"Turn the shield sideways, sit down slowly, imagine there is a chair under you, hook up the shield with the soles of your feet, steady your heels, and slowly fall down. This is called pushing down the slope."

"Yes, whichever direction you want to go, just stretch your arms forward and follow the five fingers with your eyes. Slow down, it's very stable..."

Princess Huyang exerted too much force and sat down on the ground. The turtle shell was spinning and sliding down, with her feet in the air, but she was so happy that she made a pig noise.

"Recite the questions now."

"I know, I know, well, actually I know all about luck, I just can't remember their names."

"You know what the heck! I've confiscated the turtle shell and recited the formula to me!"

The Shenying warrior who was watching the scene happened to pass by and suddenly saw a strange scene. He made an emergency stop with his flying sword in the sky and warned with his heart.

"Defender, protector!"

"Um?"

"There are two bastards in the Valley of the Four Winds!"

"What are you talking about?! There are bastards in the Valley of the Four Winds? What are they doing?"

"These two bastards are wearing the clothes of my Tianhongyuan disciples, and they are sliding down the hillside while chanting sutras!"

The protector took a deep breath: "What sutra are you reciting?"

"It seems like...my Hongmeng Sect's third-level mind method?!"

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The Valley of the Four Winds was subsequently closed for three days.

Princess Huyang successfully passed the make-up exam with gratifying results.

After discovering the real identity of the bastard, the Shenying warriors watching the scene cooperated especially to avoid being silenced by the imperial concubine.

The princess laughed every night when she went to bed, causing Zhuo Yuting's eyes to turn black.

Lu Ziqing was exhausted, lying on the big bed in Wutong Pavilion, receiving a massage from his sister.

Lu Zishu almost couldn't stop laughing. My poor brother, in order to get the endorsement of Princess Huyang, he worked as a turtle spirit for three days. He went before dawn and came back after dark. It was like absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.

Speaking of which, Lu Ziqing has been very good at forcing people to learn since he was a child, and he has various tricks. Princess Huyang is playful, and Lu Ziqing has pinpointed this Achilles heel.

"The princess's physical strength...isn't human!" Lu Ziqing wailed.

Princess Huyang didn't play enough, and Lu Ziqing was completely defeated. When the princess got tired of playing, she had to squeeze her legs and feet, and used me as a eunuch!

"You can be considered as having suffered for me." Lu Zishu glanced at the purple gold ruler on the desk. If the princess's grades are not good, she will have to use the purple gold ruler to get her grades. Both of them are not good-looking, and the imperial concubine's side is even worse.

Ugly.

"Where's the prince? He's not here to bother you, is he?" Lu Ziqing is most worried about this.

"No." Lu Zishu said angrily, "Who is the prince? Why did he come to pester me? Did you get it wrong?"

As for the prince rolling on the ground to please her, Lu Zishu couldn't believe it. She thought her brother had seen it wrong. After all, she had never had the opportunity to meet the prince before, so how could Lu Ziqing know what the prince looked like?

"Absolutely not," Lu Ziqing said, "Even if I were to confront that jade unicorn, I wouldn't be able to admit my mistake."

The prince's jade unicorn is the true king of unicorns. It has experienced many bloody battles and fought through mountains of swords and seas of fire. The aura it exudes is different from ordinary unicorns. Compared with the jade unicorn, the blue and white unicorn is simply not too gentle.

.

But Lu Zishu likes gentle things.

"Where's the song I asked you to compose for me last time? Have you finished it?" Lu Zishu likes music first and dance second. Her attitude toward cultivation is the same.

"I'm doing it." Lu Ziqing was helpless. You like the music but I don't. Gong Shangjiao Zhengyu is too difficult for me. Lu Ziqing said speechlessly: "Don't you need to go down the mountain to practice?"

"Go. But Master will take me there, so what do I have to worry about? Oh, I'm not with the others, my Master Danyangzi will take me."

Lu Ziqing covered his face, I'm sorry, pretend I didn't ask!

I've been writing smoothly recently, and I should be able to update it twice tomorrow. Anyway, only I can see the comments now. I'll give it a try. If this "This Chapter Says" gets more than 20 comments, I will definitely update it twice tomorrow.
Chapter completed!