Chapter 507: Xi Mengxue, the owner of the house that never falls

Author: Niao Yiming

Chapter 507: Xi Mengxue, the owner of the house that never falls

Lu Zishu said gratefully to the barbarians: "Thank you so much for giving us a ride. Why don't you go in first? We still have to spend time passing the assessment, so you don't have to wait for us."

Ao Chu Youkun put on a posture that showed that this was going to be lively. He twirled his white beard and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, we are here to have fun too."

Zhu Huan said: "Yes, appreciating the beautiful singing and dancing music that I have never heard before is what we pursue."

The pandas then asked them to wait a moment.

Then everyone saw another group of round pandas carrying a person out of the building. The leader was a tall panda with muscles all over his body and as strong as a Tyrannosaurus rex. The person being carried was a young man who kept struggling in the pandas' paws.

, and roared and roared: "Why can't my music be considered art? I also want to pay tribute to God!"

The extremely tall and ferocious panda uttered human words, and cursed the street with an accent full of Shuzhou dialect: "Your Guier's art! Labor and management can't appreciate it! It's just a pure moaning——!"

The man shouted: "This is Scar Music——! I am protesting against you on behalf of the Nantian Music Party!"

Lu Ziqing's eyes widened, hey, this person being carried by the pandas is - Ayimu?

Ayimu kept yelling and scolding, saying that the pandas didn't know how to appreciate it. The ferocious panda also got angry and shouted: "Put him down! Let everyone listen, you can appreciate it or not!"

Ayimu stood up on the ground, shook his pigtails, and cleared his throat. Many people gathered around, waiting for Ayimu's performance.

Then Ayimu picked up a xylophone, and while violently sweeping the strings, he began to shake his shoulders and shouted in a hoarse voice, maintaining the same tune: "Angry! Hypocrisy! Greed! Deception! Chaos! Fairyland! Heavenly Lord!

Demon Lord! They are all in the human world! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, where is the happiness?"

All the people watching were so stimulated that they covered their ears and screamed: "That's enough! Stop singing, it's awful!" At first, some people were more receptive and felt a little surprised, waiting for his formal singing to begin.

Unexpectedly, it started with a formal singing tune. There was no change from beginning to end. It was just chanting incessantly.

Lu Ziqing thinks that this is not bad. Ayimu's music is very similar to the rock music of the earth, very roaring and alternative. Of course, it is definitely inappropriate to sing this on the birthday of Hongmeng Ancestor. But it is not that bad.

, it’s just a little ahead of its time. Well, it’s only two thousand years ahead of its time.

The ferocious panda said: "Do you want to sing this on Hongmeng's birthday? Climb away and don't torture my ears anymore! Go home and close the door and sing to your birthday old man!" As he said this, he spat on the ground.

"Bah! Bullshit music!"

"That's enough!" Ayimu's whole body erupted with fierce energy, and a ferocious demon-like appearance appeared. "I'm going to be angry! You can look down on me, but you can't look down on my music!"

The panda punched Ayimu in the stomach, beating Ayimu until his appearance was gone. The shadow of the fist, which was more ferocious than the Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist, struck Ayimu, punching to the flesh. Ayimu's

The counter-injury magical power failed to work at all. Not only was the panda's fist bigger and faster than Ayimu's, but it also had claws, so it was effortless to break Gang Qi.

Under Lu Ziqing's horrified gaze, Ayimu was beaten until he fell to the ground like a rag. The panda sighed again: "Throw him and all his garbage music out!"

A group of pandas picked up Ayimu and ran to a small waterfall and threw it down. In a blink of an eye, Ayimu rushed into the mountain stream with the water and disappeared at the end of the stream.

Lu Ziqing shuddered, it was so cruel! Ayimu had no power to fight back! This panda's fighting power is comparable to that of a god of war!

Then the panda clapped his hands, finished cleaning up Ayimu, and walked towards them.

Lu Zishu quickly took out "Bu Luo She Yin", greeted him respectfully, and said to the panda: "Brother, we are here to see Master Xi Mengxue."

The ferocious panda that looked like a Tyrannosaurus rex said: "I know, I am Xi Mengxue."

There was silence all around.

"Ah——?!" Lu Ziqing, Huyang, and Lu Zishu were almost going crazy. Shouldn't Xi Mengxue be a beauty? In the end, not only was she a panda, she was also a male! They were so disillusioned!

Then I watched the panda's appearance gradually change, turning into a human form, a bearded man with pulsating veins on his forehead: "Is it that coquettish bitch Yue Shigure who lied to others about me being a girl?"

"No, no!" The three of them waved their hands together in fright. Thinking carefully, Yue Shiyu never said that Master Xi Mengxue was a woman, and never mentioned his gender at all. But when everyone heard the name, they thought she should be a beauty.

.Well, this huge psychological gap is so disillusioning!

Xi Mengxue cursed: "If I have snow in my name, does that mean I am a girl?" She was angry for a while, but she quickly accepted the three people's apologies. There were many people who thought he was a girl just by hearing his name.

, he is somewhat used to it.

Lu Ziqing recovered from his disillusionment and whispered: "Master Immortal, why don't you turn into a panda?"

Although the panda is cruel, it is more pleasing to the eye than this face. In front of Xi Mengxue, to be honest, Qi Tianba and the others are considered handsome.

Xi Mengxue hummed, her body swayed, hair sprouted, and soon she turned into a panda. She put her hands on her hips and said to Lu Ziqing and the others with a look of astonishment: "You have passed the first test.

I’m not causing trouble here.”

The couple from the Hongmeng and Xiaoyun sects who had greeted Lu Ziqing before came out of the bamboo forest and waved to them with a smile.

The three of them suddenly realized that this was an arrangement. If they had been too excited before and chased and yelled at them, they would have failed the first test and would have been expelled or even given more terrible punishments.

Xi Mengxue added: "But if you want to join my Buluo Society, you must be talented in music or dance. What do you two know?" The implication is that if you can't join the Buluo Society, you can just

You are so stupid, you are not qualified to apply for the program at all.

Lu Ziqing adjusted his posture: "Master Xian, in fact, we are just here to hand over a program list for you to review the program. We do not have to join the Buluo Society..."

Xi Mengxue pulled a panda face, put her hands on her hips and sneered: "I don't have to force others to join my club, but if you look around, I have hundreds of programs waiting to be chosen.

, where do you have time to care about other things? I really don’t mean to make things difficult for anyone.”

Lu Ziqing and the three of them all thought to themselves, you really don't mean to make things difficult for others. When you make things difficult, you are not a human being, you are just a dead panda. Are you very particular about what you say?

The story about Pandaren has actually been buried for a long time. Outside Hongmeng Academy is the Valley of the Four Winds, so there will definitely be Pandaren there.
Chapter completed!