Chapter 29 The girl is yours and the grades are mine
Chapter 29 The girl is yours and the results are mine
"Hey, are you serious?" Fatty screamed, "Wait a minute, don't slap me in the face! You won't be silenced for such a small thing!"
"I'll let you fuck me." Lu Ziqing took off his clothes for him, "Help me keep the secret, and I'll give you a 50% discount on future massages."
"No, no, I have better suggestions." The fat man gritted his teeth, pushed his clothes back, and said with a brave expression, "Actually, I feel that I am about to be expelled, and I will not be able to keep up with the studies at Tianhongyuan. But if
If I drop out of school and return home, my father will probably fix me to death. The most terrible thing is that it may be embarrassing for me to inherit the family business. My family is from a wealthy family in Beihai, and to be honest with you two, it is quite famous."
"so what?"
"So, Junior Brother Xiao Lu, let's see if this can be done," Fatty Dugubei said through gritted teeth, "You use my identity to take exams for me and pick up girls for me, and then the girls will be yours and the results will be mine..."
"Is this okay?" Lu Ziqing was a little confused. If the substitute was discovered, the consequences would be very serious.
"Anyway, I can't continue studying." Dugu Bai gritted his teeth, "From today on, you are me, and I will find a place to live here in Fangshi. You don't have to worry about the few who live with me -
—They are worse than me and will drop out of school and leave soon."
"Okay." Lu Ziqing high-fived the fat man, "I'll also tell you good news. I've signed up in your name to join Princess Huyang's team. If you're lucky, you might even be recruited as the consort. If things come to light,
Doesn’t it matter if I implicate you in confiscating your home?”
"The girl you picked up is...a princess?" The fat man trembled all over, his eyes went dark, and he fainted.
"That's too much!" Xie Wushuang frowned. I didn't say anything about Li Waner before, but now you are hooked up with Princess Huyang again? Are you not afraid of death?
Lu Ziqing was delighted: "Scare him."
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Without saying anything, Li Waner came with a group of guys who looked like monsters and monsters. In addition to the tall and powerful Duan Feixiong, there were two groups of people. They looked unconvinced with each other, and their faces were as high as the sky.
"Girls, hurry up and wait!" A boy with hair as messy as weeds waved a stack of massage coupons in his hand.
The other one had a face full of flesh at a young age, not to mention his tall body, but his eyes were green. He spoke to Xie Wushuang in the tone of someone visiting a brothel: "Hey, tsk, tsk, this girl is so pretty, I like her!
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Li Waner was sweating violently, and the veins on Xie Wushuang's forehead popped out. Duan Feixiong's face was covered with black lines, and he didn't dare to say anything when he wanted to speak. These evil pens were slapped here and there all day long, don't you know what kind of place the Sipa Pavilion is? This is Tianmenfang City.
The legendary secret realm, don’t you think Duan Feixiong is so low-key?
Lu Ziqing clenched his fists, his knuckles making a series of rattling sounds, and walked towards the few people with a smile on his face.
"Is this your first time here, gentlemen?"
After a while, eight people with bruises and swollen faces were thrown into the corner.
Lu Ziqing said: "It doesn't matter if you can't figure it out for the moment. Time is a lobbyist and it can persuade you gently."
Lu Ziqing snapped his fingers to Duan Feixiong, you do the work. This is considered a vote of approval. Lu Ziqing is there to direct, the first one is him, the one with emerald eyes, the leader has the unshirkable responsibility, so he will be at the bottom. Then there is the weed head, the head
Feet to head, feet to head, place the face of the weed head between the feet of the person below, with the arms attached, so it's neat.
"Hey!" the weedy boy protested, "Ugh! Qi Mulang, do you have shit on the soles of your feet? It stinks like hell!"
"You can kill me, but you can't let me be suppressed by a bitch like Li Ang!" The emerald-eyed boy below shouted, "Shi Ke cannot be killed!"
Li Waner fearfully pointed at Yecaotou and introduced to Lu Ziqing: "His name is Li Ang." Then she pointed at the boy with emerald eyes and introduced, "His name is Qi Mulang. The others... I haven't remembered them yet."
The three people who follow the weed leader Li Ang are known as the Four Fiends in the class, and the three people who follow the emerald-eyed Qi Mulang are the four tyrants, and they are people from two dormitories respectively. They fight for territory fiercely, and no one will give in to the other, so
I would never want to be so close to each other.
Lu Ziqing said: "That's just right, what we need now is unity! I - need you - unity!"
Li Ang shouted: "Unite your mother! Unite your whole family!"
Lu Ziqing was not angry and compromised: "Okay, I understand your wishes. Duan Feixiong, change their positions. Let this one be at the bottom and that one at the top, so you both should be satisfied."
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Duan Feixiong realized what the boss behind the scenes meant, if your feet are too smelly, then you can bite your butt.
Qi Mulang, with emerald eyes, was shocked: "Duan Feixiong, you..." The curse words blurted out in a messy manner, but Duan Feixiong pressed his face and shoved his head into Li Ang's ass. He didn't even know what he was scolding. Li Ang was even more confused.
Collapse, someone yelled at the chrysanthemum. Not everyone can bear this experience, so Li Ang farted.
Qi Mulang's body stiffened and his swearing stopped abruptly.
Li Ang whispered: "I really didn't mean it, do you believe it?"
Qi Mulang twisted desperately, his neck turned red from holding back, and his whole body was about to go crazy.
Lu Ziqing said: "Don't like Sixty-Nine Style? Do you have to talk to each other? Oh, it's so intimate that I feel embarrassed. A team that faces each other, hugs each other, and doesn't stick together is not a good team!"
Everyone was in a panic and yelled.
Li Ang shouted: "Li Waner! How dare you cheat us! Just wait!"
Duan Feixiong silently piled the eight of them into a high pile and stacked them against the corner. Li Ang and Qi Mulang, who were at the bottom, were so pressed that they rolled their eyes and couldn't stop scolding. It was too terrible, Duan Feixiong had never
I have seen such terrifying boxing skills. Who is this young man behind Li Waner? One punch on the body will make that person crippled and he cannot mobilize his energy. Then the joints will be removed. Although it is not painful, the hands and feet cannot move.
In front of this young man who looked younger than them, they were like dolls that could be pulled at will, without the power to resist.
The person at the top shouted: "Duan Feixiong! You actually helped Li Waner deceive us!"
Duan Feixiong slapped the other person until his eyes turned black: "Take good care of your relationship."
Lu Ziqing casually picked up a palm-thick large bluestone slab, which was the top of the stone table, and made a gesture to press it on. The eight people immediately shut up and became quiet.
Lu Ziqing put the slate down gently, coughed lightly and said, "I speak, you listen."
"You guys are cheating on me! You want me to be obedient...ugh!" When everyone saw Lu Ziqing starting to take off his shoes and socks, they immediately chose to shut up again.
Lu Ziqing pulled Li Waner: "From now on, the ten of you will form a team and listen to her."
Jade Eyes struggled to say a word: "Don't even think about it."
"Oh, that's okay." Lu Ziqing pressed the big stone slab up casually, as if he were preparing pickles to dry them out, clapped his hands, "See you tomorrow."
"What are you doing! How dare you..." Several people were in a panic. Do you want them to pile up here all night? Or just pile them up until they die? Do you want to shout for help? But shouting for help is embarrassing, and everyone considers themselves to be tough guys.
Xie Wushuang said on the side: "What kind of torture is this? Wouldn't it be better for you to just use your hands to separate the muscles and bones to convince them?"
"That's so tiring." Lu Ziqing said, "There are eight of us. If we have the nerve to spend our lives on these eight people, how much money can we earn by taking on eight customers?"
"That's right." Xie Wushuang felt that Lu Ziqing's words always made sense.
"Don't worry." Lu Ziqing said confidently, "I have seen a lot of heroes in the world. When the stone slab is pressed, even the strongest bones will be bent the next morning. Everyone, see you tomorrow."
"Wait, wait, wait!" A group of people were scared, "Let's form a team! Just form a team!"
Li Ang still said forcefully: "It's okay to form a team, but who will be the leader depends on his strength! If Duan Feixiong is the leader, we can still accept it. Li Waner, I don't accept it! She can ride a unicorn, but she is just a scout, so her legs should be faster.
.How can there be any reason in the world to be a general? Even if you kill me, I will not accept it!"
Lu Ziqing nodded: "That makes sense. Li Waner, how are the spells I asked you to practice?"
"I'm not very familiar with it yet. I think the easiest one to master is Kirigakure Senjue." Li Waner faced the pool with her palms unconfidently and concentrated on casting spells.
The water in the pond gradually rippled and turned into a mist covering the courtyard.
Li Ang, Qi Mulang and others were stunned, could they really cast spells? Even if they only knew a few basic spells, they were already one of the strongest among the freshmen. Li Waner was not weak, wasn't she? Moreover, Qianzhong Kirigakure was not from the Hongmeng Sect.
Is it a spell? Everyone knows it. Although this spell has no lethality, it can be used to escape and ambush enemies on the battlefield. It is a magical skill! Not even the freshmen at Tianhongyuan know it. What's going on with Li Waner? She actually said
"The easiest to master"? You must know that only one person in a hundred can learn it!
Immediately, Li Waner's spell lost control and turned into an icy drizzle, drenching them to the core. It became more and more like pickles, and it was bone-chilling.
"Stop! Stop it quickly!" A group of people piled high shouted in unison, "We listen to her and Li Waner! We accept it!"
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The north wind blows and the war drums beat.
The ten-day preparation time passed in a blink of an eye, and the entire Hongmeng Academy was filled with murderous intent. As a faint rainbow light enveloped the entire valley, the Koi Trial began grandly.
This trial is too important for the disciples. It will not only bring honor to the sect, but also re-establish their respective status. Because in the immortal sect, age is meaningless. Whoever gets the true inheritance will be the elder.
From this, the concepts of "core disciples" and "true disciples" were born.
For example, freshmen need to call senior disciples "senior brother" or "senior sister". In the same year, each other's status is determined based on the overall ranking in the entrance examination, not sooner or later. Lu Zishu's overall ranking is No.
Three, so politely speaking, she needs to call Abbas and Ji Guangli "senior brother", while all other freshmen should call her "senior sister".
But the Koi Trial will clear this ranking again and establish the core disciples. The core disciples sit around the podium during the lectures, and the immortal master will give pointers one by one. They are the people who really have a chance to obtain the true inheritance of the sect. To put it bluntly, ordinary academy disciples are
They can only be regarded as non-staff disciples, that is, auditors, while the core disciples are already nominal disciples of the sect. Therefore, as soon as the koi waist badge is hung up, it is like a carp jumping over the dragon gate. From then on, the status is different, and all the core disciples in the same year have to be called core disciples.
"Brother and sister".
Chapter completed!