Chapter 17 The beauty in Linshe

The stupid and useless girl in front of me, who is being treated as a plaything by Qilin, is indeed Li Waner. I don’t know if it’s because she hasn’t grown or what, but she doesn’t match up with the little fairy flower in my memory. She has no temperament at all. But at least she is.

The Paper Man's wife whom he had chased so much in the previous game was still the number one candidate for his wife in Lu Ziqing's heart.

The original story should be like this: Lu Zishu was bullied and was cleaning the Kirin house here. As a result, she was knocked away by the Kirin and was covered in Kirin feces. Everyone disliked her and laughed at her. Only Li Waner was willing to protect her, but she offended many people.

Ji Guangli, who has a mysophobia. This incident was seen by Prince Dashi who was passing by. Abbas secretly developed a crush on him, which resulted in some open and covert fighting. Prince Guangli became interested in Li Waner after being tortured for several chapters...

Now Li Waner's position as the heroine has been replaced by Lu Zishu. Sure enough, the person who came to clean Lin's house became Li Waner.

So according to this logical reasoning, the plot of Li Waner falling into the dunghill should happen next. If the plot is allowed to develop, it will inevitably happen in the future that Li Waner is rescued by Lu Zishu, and then Lu Zishu wins the favor of Prince Da Shi, and Lu Zishu becomes a licker

Dog Queen... Just imagining a bunch of licking dogs surrounding Lu Zishu every day, Lu Ziqing will vomit. This future must be broken!

Huh? As expected, Li Waner screamed and flew high.

Lu Ziqing rushed over calmly and stood in front of the dung pile with open arms, ready to catch Li Waner.

Dear princes, I'm sorry, the current heroine actually has a younger brother, you should just lick the floor.

"Ah!" Li Waner screamed in panic.

Lu Ziqing caught it steadily. In this way, all the subsequent plots would not happen.

Huh? Lu Ziqing stumbled, Li Waner was heavier than expected!

But boxing skills are not practiced in vain. Turn your body to release your strength, make a good stance with a horse stance, and hold steady!

Huh? It’s so white in front of me. What jumped out so white? It’s so dazzling. Damn it.

Qilin'er screamed and rushed over, slamming into the distracted Lu Ziqing's lower back. Lu Ziqing hugged Li Waner and flew into the dunghill together.

"Huh? Huh?" Li Waner unexpectedly discovered that she was not injured. A male classmate actually caught her. She didn't fall into the dung heap. The classmate who caught her showed incredible high energy at the moment she was hit.

, after the collision, he took advantage of the opportunity to spin around and protect himself in his arms, so he was now lying in the other person's arms. However, Li Waner lowered her head and looked at her broken belt, the torn disciple clothes, and the slipping of her chest.

The bellyband on my back was feeling cool, and everything from the waistband to the top was torn, including the straps that tied the bellyband...

After a while, Lu Ziqing covered his burning face and stood in front of the dung pile, asking himself repeatedly why things turned out like this. Could it be that the time and space setting of this dung pile meant that someone must fall in, and Li Waner must not fall into the dung pile.

So the person who sacrificed became himself?

Li Waner held the tattered clothes in front of her, her face flushed and she kept apologizing: "Brother, I'm sorry."

The other person caught him and protected him to avoid falling into the dung heap. As a result, when he saw the light, he slapped the other person in panic and stepped on the other person to escape, causing the other person to go deep into the dung heap.

Li Waner really didn't know how to apologize to the other party.

"I'm not a senior brother." Lu Ziqing's eyes darkened when he smelled the stink on his body. He was so ecstasy. His back was covered with unicorn excrement, and his hair was also covered with it. If you don't wash it off, the smell of it will remain for a long time.

The dried unicorn dung is an important raw material. When lit, it becomes unicorn smoke. The ecstatic smell it emits can drive away most poisonous insects and beasts, so Linshe will pile dung in the corner of the wall.

Lu Ziqing said generously: "I can't blame you for this."

He said that Lu Ziqing turned around and chased the young Mo Qilin: "That stinky Qilin, don't run away, you actually dare to shout proudly, wait until I beat you to death——!"

The mischievous Mo Qilin scurried back to the Linshe and closed the door with his mouth. Dozens of unicorns were there laughing mischievously, hissing, making a sound a bit like a little old man coughing. Destroying the Linshe was

Those who seriously violate school rules, the Kirins are very familiar with the rules.

Li Waner said awkwardly: "This classmate, are you also a freshman at Qilin College? I'm sorry, I, I didn't remember your name."

"My name is Qing Zilu." Lu Ziqing said casually, bent down and washed his hair in the sink where Qilin drank water, then took off his outer robe and threw it into the sink to wash.

Lu Ziqing took revenge on the unicorns for letting you unicorns become evil. Have you ever laughed? Have you ever laughed? Drink the smelly water.

The laughter of the unicorns stopped suddenly.

"Tsk, tsk, you like dewy grass, don't you? It's so delicious." Lu Ziqing glanced at the food sign and poured the water used to twist clothes into Mo Qilin's trough. Do you think I dare not destroy Lin's house?

I won’t go in! It’s okay for unicorns and the like to eat some excrement. Many animals will eat their own excrement.

The mischievous Mo Qilin had already rushed out, jumping up and down, shaking the horns on his head at Lu Ziqing, and kept hissing, you are a hot little human, you can't afford to play with him!

Lu Ziqing punched Mo Qilin in the face, and a strong wind exploded. The calf-sized Qilin fell to the ground with a crash, with stars in his eyes.

The unicorns all around were frightened and hissed in fright.

"It will be easier if you come out." Lu Ziqing grinned. Qilin should not come out and run around casually. This is also a rule. A little violence can be used against disobedient Qilin, including but not limited to punching and kicking.

The moment his fist was raised, the shadow of the fist wrapped in the fist wind was bigger than the wine jar. The zhenqi exploded with the burst of fist wind. Lu Ziqing grabbed the unicorn horn and pushed Mo Qilin to the ground and beat him violently. Anyway, this thing is skinny.

The meat is thick and cannot be broken.

"Don't fight!" Li Waner rushed over to protect Mo Qilin, "It's just naughty!"

Lu Ziqing raised his fist as big as a sandbag: "Beasts like Qilin bully the weak and fear the strong! Seeing that you are weak, it will bully you."

"Don't—!" Li Waner shouted and pushed Lu Ziqing away. A strange force suddenly burst out from her body, pushing Lu Ziqing back a few steps. Mo Qilin hid his head behind Li Waner, his face trembling.

He was swollen, looked pitiful, and had tears in his eye sockets.

Lu Ziqing was pushed so hard that she almost couldn't stand. She tsked twice. She was indeed the original heroine, and her potential would explode from time to time. Ah, the white light reappeared, and Lu Ziqing's nosebleeds almost spurted out. This is good!

Although tonight is very unlucky, looking at Li Waner's charming and shy look, it's a bonus. This is a picture of rags that you can't see in the original work. It's a good profit tonight.

Lu Ziqing rushed over shamelessly: "You push me, you push me again."

Li Wan'er was so panicked that her eyes turned black. She held up the broken clothes in front of her chest with one hand and blocked the other party with the other hand. Although she knew that the other party was joking, she was still panicking.

"Classmate Zilu, thank you for saving me. I have to change my clothes first, and then I can apologize to you." Li Waner said in a panic, covering the tattered clothes that kept falling off her shoulders. She was already blushing with embarrassment.

It's even more red and purple. What should I do? The other party has seen it all.

"Where could you run with your clothes in tatters like this?" Lu Ziqing reminded her, could it be possible that she could run all the way through the college cafeteria with her bare back in this posture of covering her chest?

Li Wan'er also panicked. She kept looking around and pulled a saddle hanging on the wall: "I can carry this on my back... Look, your arms can be put in like this, just like carrying a schoolbag!"

"...I really don't know which one is more shameful, carrying a saddle or exposing one's back." Lu Ziqing was speechless at her idea and changed to a funny route? Are you determined to be famous no matter what?

Lu Ziqing grabbed the saddle and threw it on the ground. He pushed the panicked Li Waner against the wall and said, "Li Waner, listen to me! You can't do this again!"

"You should be the one who attracts the most attention in Hongmeng Academy. Now look at what you look like now!" Lu Ziqing tugged at Li Waner's messy hair, "How can I get into such a miserable state like you?"

"I...I..." Li Waner covered her clothes in panic. No matter how much the other person moved his hands up and down, she couldn't resist. She didn't even bother to listen to what the other person said. She just twisted her body in shame and tried to escape, "Let me go.

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Mo Qilin bit Lu Ziqing's arm and pulled him. Lu Ziqing glared at him and quickly retreated back to Lin's house, closing the door behind him. All the Qilins pretended not to notice, concentrating on eating and sleeping.

"You have to cheer up," Lu Ziqing said, hating the fact that the iron is invincible, "You are Li Waner! The most beautiful Li Waner in Hongmeng Academy! Li Waner, who can turn the tide even in the face of a world-destroying flood!"

"Senior brother, you must have admitted the wrong person." Li Waner was ashamed and scared. It would be very serious if someone saw her in this situation. She would definitely be expelled. Li Waner said anxiously, "Let me go!"

At this time, someone rushed in after hearing the sound, and suddenly saw Lu Ziqing wearing only underwear and blocking Li Waner in the corner. Li Waner was struggling and pulling on her torn top, as if she was desperately trying to escape but was stopped by the bad guys.

"The bold silver thief——!" The man was furious, "The holy land of the academy, the bright world..."

Lu Ziqing punched back, causing the opponent to fall to the ground with a muffled sound, and he was unable to finish his opening remarks.

"Prince Guangli!" Li Waner exclaimed.

Lu Ziqing was also shocked, ah... look carefully, it's really Ji Guangli. The prince's clothes are so clean, take them off.

Li Waner watched in horror as Lu Ziqing put Prince Guangli's coat on herself. She wanted to stop him but couldn't say anything: "You, isn't this bad?"

"Of course you have to run away after hitting the prince. Are you going to hit me when he wakes up?" Lu Ziqing said matter-of-factly, suddenly holding Li Waner's face, squeezed it into a piggy mouth, and rubbed it hard, "Wake up for a while.

Wake up! You are the best, most beautiful, top-notch Li Waner among the three thousand disciples of Hongmeng Academy!"

Before Li Waner had time to react, Lu Ziqing ran towards the wall quickly and disappeared across the courtyard wall.
Chapter completed!