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Chapter 416: Let the water go, theres nothing wrong with it

This time, without waiting for the county leaders to speak out, the village chief said directly: "Don't worry, fellow villagers, don't worry too, Adong. You have made such a great contribution to our village, and you will not be short of subsidies. Rewards are rewards, subsidies are
We all know about the subsidy and remember it. We will help you apply for it with the leaders later and send it to you then."
Secretary Chen also nodded, "Yes, don't worry. We will tally up the subsidies for you and your father later and send them to your home. Don't worry, you will definitely get this."
Ye Yaodong nodded with satisfaction, "That's good, one code equals one code, and the credit will be given to Mazu to accumulate merit. I don't have any objection to this, but the extra hard work for my father and me cannot be reduced."
"Remember, you go back and wait for the news first. I will send it to you after the statistics are finished later."
"Okay, let's go back first."
After the agreement was made, Ye Yaodong ignored the villagers who were still talking about it and called on his friends to help him pick up everything he needed and go home.
A few of their friends were also mumbling along the way.
"I didn't expect that after seeing you for a few days, you are really impressive? Are you so enlightened?"
"Yes, they gave everything to Mazu that was yours, and you got some scraps of iron. You actually didn't say a word. When did you change your temper?"
"It doesn't look like you! I've been working hard for half a month and got all these things..."
Ye Yaodong pretended to be helpless and said: "This has nothing to do with enlightenment. Those leaders are very thieves. Even Mazu has met the villagers' demands. The villagers must be happy and have no objections. Everyone agreed. I don't agree.
?I still want to live here. People have made the calculation accurately. I have to agree even if I agree, and I have to agree if I don’t agree.”
"Besides, it's a good thing that Mazu Temple can be built. I have exerted so much strength, Mazu can't protect me. And I am not at a loss. I am ranked first on the Merit Monument. This is a great thing. If this is put aside
There are so many people donating, how much money do you have to spend to get to the top of the list?"
"In short, this can be regarded as a great thing to do good deeds. I won't suffer any loss. I can feel more at ease when I go to sea. Mazu can also bless me and keep me rich and safe."
Aguang echoed: "What Dongzi said makes sense. This is a merit that no amount of money can buy."
"That's right, being number one in the Monument of Merit is somewhat prestigious."
"However, I just saw that after Secretary Chen directly awarded the first place for the merit monument, the faces of the museums and county leaders were a little dark."
"Oh, you just donated 500 yuan and you want to be ranked first? What a beautiful idea. Besides, they are outsiders and don't go to sea. Why should Mazu bless them? They should ask the God of Wealth to bless them."
"Where is the donation of their 500 yuan? This is to reward Mazu, it is what Mazu deserves. When the time comes to carve the merit monument, just put a sentence at the bottom that they initiated the donation."
"That's right, if the villagers weren't making trouble there, maybe after the salvage is finished, they would just give away a piece of stuff, just give them 50 yuan and leave. Why don't you get one for each? It's so obvious.
in vain."
Ye Yaodong listened to what they said one by one, and nodded frequently, which was better than settling scores with them.
"Furthermore, the 800 yuan they rewarded was exchanged for a bunch of treasures. We don't know if those broken bronze bowls and the like are worth anything, but in the small boxes, I heard they were filled with gold, silver and jewelry. I can't tell.
How are they going to divide it?”
"That's right, I don't believe they are so enlightened! Maybe there are only three of you and six of them, and only one of them will be handed in."
"You know too much...stuck..." Ye Yaodong made a dog-head gesture toward Azheng.
"Hey, are you a spy sent by Dongchang?"
"Can't it be the West Factory?"
"I think Dongchang is better!"

Several people were holding things in their hands and chattering as they walked. The village was quiet. Only a few people sat at the door to enjoy the cool weather and choose vegetables. Even the children ran to the village committee to play.
They passed by a dilapidated old house and heard a familiar voice coming from inside, accompanied by some rustling sounds.
Everyone stopped curiously.
"Why does my voice sound like Ah Wei?"
"I think so too..."
"What is he doing here?"
"It seems to be saying that I will pay it back when he comes back?"
"What do you care about him? It's none of our business. Let's go and go back to play cards." Ah Zheng pouted and said, "We don't agree with each other and we are not interested in him. We can't play together anymore anyway."
"Then let's go."
We can't play together anymore, so it's better not to be curious and stay, so as not to be embarrassed and think that they are deliberately eavesdropping or taking advantage of him.
When the people inside heard the voices outside, they were too frightened to speak. After the people walked away, Awei walked out to take a look.
When he saw several people not far away talking and laughing, some in their twenties were walking and playing like children, and then running after each other, the expression on his face suddenly became complicated.
He held the money in his pocket tightly, then turned around and left without looking back.
Ye Yaodong and the others didn't know this man's mental journey. They were competing to see who could run to his house first, and the last one to arrive had to do 20 push-ups.
"Damn, you guys are colluding, aren't you?" Ye Yaodong kept tugging on the hem of his clothes as he ran. After glaring angrily at Ah Zheng who was pulling the hem of his clothes behind him, he then glared at the two people who had been running in front of him.
.
One of them took a bag of rice, one took a bag of noodles, and the other took a washbasin, a sugar porcelain vat, and a flag, while he was holding a thermos bottle and a book. This distribution was fair.
However, they are actually thieves and collude together.
The dog man actually had such a tacit understanding that he was fooled by just a few glances.
"I didn't mention the rules of the competition. I just said that the last one to arrive had to do 20 push-ups. I didn't say what the process couldn't be like?"
"That's it, hurry up, I'm willing to admit defeat!"
"Nima, you are worse than my dog!"
"It's okay to call me a dog, but don't try to take advantage of it. It's everyone's dog, and we also have a share of dog meat."
"Grass!"
"Don't eat my barking dog!" As soon as the two children in the family heard about dog meat, they immediately ran over and looked at them angrily with their hands on their hips as if they were protecting calves.
Xiaoxiao pinched Ye Chengyang's face and said, "Do you know all about Roaring Sky Dog? Come and help uncle..."
"Ye Yaodong surrendered to the bet and got down quickly!"
After Ye Yaodong put down the things in his hands, he glared at them and obeyed the instructions honestly. However, as soon as he leaned over, his back felt heavy, and he was instantly pushed to the ground.
"Oh~ Ye Chengyang...oh~"
Before he could hold it up again with his hands, Ye Chengyang pressed it down hard again, shouting "drive", thinking he was playing a game.
Others were there laughing.
"Ye Chengyang, are you a pig?"
Lin Xiuqing heard them laughing and joking at the door, and walked out to take a look. She happened to hear this and said with a smile: "What nonsense are you talking about? How could you talk about your son like this?"
"Dad, hurry up! Come on!" Ye Chenghu saw the excitement and didn't mind it, squatting in front of his father to cheer him up.
Ye Chengyang sat on his back and urged him a few more times, "Hurry up, hurry up."
"You bastard, I'm going to make you vomit blood. You bastards will take off all the underwear you lost and go home later."
"Come on, stop talking nonsense!"
Ye Yaodong pushed hard again and again. This bastard was really sitting still and didn't know how to let go of the water.
"Take a break, take a break, change people... take this bastard away..."
"It's your eldest son, right? OK, go to Ye Cheng Lake!"
Ye Chenghu also sat on it excitedly. One of them was reluctant to get down, and the other climbed up again. This time he was really going to be crushed.
Ye Yaodong was really pressed, "Help, Ah Qing, help my wife... Let my wife go, with her tonnage, one is worth two..."
"Tch, you still think you're going to have a wedding ceremony? That's a good idea."
Lin Xiuqing smiled and pulled her eldest son up, which relieved his burden again.
Ye Yaodong turned around helplessly and glanced at his younger son, "You bastard, can't you just let it go?"
"Release water?"
Ye Chengyang tilted his head and thought for a moment, and then, to everyone's surprise, he pulled the legs of his shorts down to his thighs, exposing his penis, and peeed diagonally toward the ground.
It immediately made everyone laugh so hard that they fell into disbelief over and over again.
"Hahaha...what a waste of time..."
"Comrade Ye Chengyang, you are not very accurate. You should be pointing towards your father's head!"
"Hahaha, that's right, aren't you sitting astride it? Why don't you know how to aim for your head?"
Ye Yaodong was stunned when he saw the parabolic water drop beside him. He didn't dare to move, for fear that if he moved, he would pee on his head later.
Ye Chengyang looked up at everyone while peeing in confusion, not understanding why everyone was laughing at him.
After he finished urinating, he looked down, pressed his little hand on Little Jiji and flicked it twice, then shook it clean before putting it away.
Ye Yaodong clearly felt that when Ye Chengyang finished work, he left some hot and unknown liquid on his back.
Before he could stand up, Ye Chengyang was picked up.
"Run quickly, your father is going to whip you."
Ye Yaodong stood up and saw him crawling into the next room in a hurry. He had to curse a few words, "You are smart after being beaten. You can run faster than a rabbit. Is this the water I asked you to release?"
A few bad friends were laughing there.
"That's right. Didn't you ask him to let go? He did."
"There's nothing wrong with it. It's indeed a leak."
Lin Xiuqing's eyes almost disappeared from laughter, "Who told you to hold him to pee at night, and he would remember it? You should be lucky that he didn't aim directly at your head.
Come on."
Ye Yaodong kept tilting his head and looking at his back in disgust, holding the hem of his clothes in his hands to prevent them from sticking to his back.
"I'm going to wipe my back and change some clothes."
"What are these? A Dong?" Lin Xiuqing had already seen a pile of things piled at the door, but she didn't have time to ask.
Ye Yaodong said without looking back: "The reward from above."
"You gave me so many things?"
"A lot of yarn...all there..."
Chapter completed!
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