Chapter 340 What is Surprise, This Fuck is Surprise!(1/2)
Chapter 340 What is a surprise, then it is called a surprise! [Please subscribe]
Author: Three Color Cup Milk Tea
Chapter 340 What is a surprise, then it is called a surprise! [Please subscribe]
"boom"
A bolt of thunder struck from the east, and Kou Zhong was wiped out in ashes on the spot.
"You damn little thief, how dare you steal my girl's things, please teach me a little lesson that time."
"Tōji again, this girl will cheat on me!"
After killing Kou Zhong with a thunderbolt, the fairy in the sky slowly descended to the ground.
She pinched her waist with her legs, pointed at Kou Zhong's body on the ground and threatened.
She was obviously a peerless beauty with bright eyes, white teeth, picturesque features, and charming appearance, but what she said was shocking.
If you don't look at her appearance, just listen to her voice, a vivid image of a little girl pops into your mind.
Kou Zhong, who is here: "."
Just after stealing someone else's things, he was caught on the spot.
What is a surprise, then it is called a surprise.
That girl was too hot-tempered and would move her legs whenever she disagreed with him, without even giving him a chance to explain.
Fortunately, the farm has protective measures. Even if he is struck by lightning, he will not really die. He can be resurrected when he returns to his farm. At most, he will only suffer a little.
"Forget it, it's okay to suffer a little. At least he earned it."
Kou Zhong comforted himself with a wry smile, and left Su Xiaoxiao's farm with a thought and returned to his own farm.
"Little girl, I will wait for him. After eight years and six months and three years and one month, he begs to steal all of me!"
He gritted his teeth, and in the blink of an eye, he wrote down Su Xiaoxiao's little bitch in his notebook, and there would be a generous reward in a few months.
After taking notes in the notebook, Kou Zhong opened the warehouse and took out a Dragon Tooth Spirit Rice.
Only after seeing the real thing with his own eyes did he realize that the thing was just like a mallet, over one meter long, with thick legs and arms for an adult, and a jade-red body.
Bu Nao, its shape is like an awl, thick in the middle and pointed at both ends.
Smelling the seductive fragrance coming from his nose, Kou Zhong became even hungrier.
He picked up the Longya Lingmi, put it in his mouth and took a bite. It made a 'click' sound, like chewing sugar cane, and his mouth was full of fragrance.
Longya spiritual rice cannot be cooked, so it must be eaten raw to retain the characteristics of the spiritual rice to the greatest extent.
"Click. Click."
Kou Zhong was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back. He was holding the Long Ya Ling rice in his legs and kept eating.
In a short while, all the Dragon Tooth Spirit Rice was eaten by him.
"Buzz"
Soon, Ye Chang's warm spiritual energy burst out in his stomach, washing his body.
Starting from the outside in, not sparing every corner and every cell.
The 129,600 pores all over the body reveal the refreshing fluid.
All the muscles around the body were shaking, layers of impurities were expelled, and the body was soon covered in a layer of black impurities.
His body was happy, his muscles all over his body were trembling, and the impurities fell off automatically, and his body returned to cleanliness.
In an instant, Kou Zhong felt full of strength and energy. Even the bruises from being beaten by Si Zhu last night were healed, and the wound on the back of his head was healed with medicine.
A feeling of fullness arose in his stomach, as if there was a huge yet gentle amount of liquid that was resisting hunger for him all the time.
That energy can last for a year. In the next 365 days, he will not need to eat, drink, or poop or pee.
Of course, if you want to eat, you can, and you won't be stuffed to death.
In the 19th year since his reincarnation in the Ming Dynasty, he has never been as comfortable as he is today.
Looking up at the farm space, his pupils emitted rays of light, and what he saw was completely different from before.
The air is filled with fine dust, which dances gently with the breeze, and the aura of heaven and earth in the air is as misty as clouds.
The flow of wind and the materialization of spiritual energy are all seen before your eyes.
My ears heard subtle sounds in the distance, and my nose smelled the smell of earth. My five senses were enhanced.
In other words, with just a top-grade Xuan-level Dragon Tooth Spirit Rice, he could be reborn as a warrior and step into the extraordinary realm.
That feeling is very wonderful and comfortable, as if I have broken free from the shackles that have been restrained for many years and gained the freedom of my soul.
"One punch weighs one hundred and eight thousand kilograms, the day after tomorrow will bring you the state of perfection!"
"Then there is no power!"
Kou Zhong clenched his fists. Even though Koo Zhong was a powerful Wu Zai at the 13th level of Taiyi Realm in his previous life, Ru Ming regained his strength, and liquid Chang still felt uncontrollable joy in his heart.
Ming Shishen has been weak and sick since he was a child. Coupled with the lack of food and clothing, his legs are not strong enough to bind a chicken.
That feeling is really uncomfortable!
It’s great that Ruming has strength again!
I took a look at the remaining maturity time of the red cabbage grown on six pieces of yellow land, and found that it was 21 hours long.
In other words, nearly four hours have passed since he entered the farm space.
"Very good. The ratio of time on the farm to time outside is 1:10. Four hours have passed inside and only 24 minutes have passed outside."
Kou Zhong took another look at the [current time] displayed on the farm, which was at 8:07:11.
"It happens to be Sunday tomorrow, so he doesn't have to be in class. He has to make good use of the 1:10 time ratio to practice the martial arts he learned in his previous life!"
"Then, I'll settle the score with Silly Zhu!"
Since he has plenty of time, Kou Zhong is not in a hurry to return to the real world.
For example, through the baptism of Mingde Long Ya Lingmi, he directly possesses the power of acquired Dzogchen, but he does not know how to use it.
Therefore, he planned to practice martial arts first to digest the soaring power and strive to completely master it.
In his previous life, Kou Zhong entered the martial arts path by chance. He learned a lot of things, such as the Secret of Immortality, the Nine Mysterious Techniques, the Bird Crossing Technique, the Ten Techniques of Blood War, the Eight Techniques in the Well, and the Seal of Immortality, etc.
But after entering the chat group, he knew all about it and created his own martial arts from countless martial arts: the way of the sword.
The sword is the king of weapons!
"Huhu."
He saw Kou Zhong using his legs and arms as swords and performing basic sword skills in a precise manner, including splitting, slashing, blocking, stabbing, and wiping.
He became familiar with his body over and over again, and used basic sword skills over and over again.
At the beginning, the sword technique was old-fashioned and lacked flexibility, but as it continued to be used, it progressed very quickly.
After ten times, the sword technique becomes smooth and vivid and flexible.
After fifty times, the sword technique becomes as deep as the sea, and water cannot be poured into it.
After a hundred times, his legs and arms seemed to be alive, and the sword intent condensed and took shape.
After five hundred times, his whole body was transformed into a sword, and his sharpness was doubled.
After a thousand times, a world of knives was formed. Looking at it, there were no knives everywhere.
Ten thousand times later, he became an ordinary person again and returned to his original nature!
"call"
Then, standing up with his legs drawn back, Kou Zhong exhaled a long breath, and a sharp light flashed in his eyes.
"Returning to perfection in the way of the sword, one point of force can unleash an attack of 100,000 points of force."
"If I don't pay Silly Pillar by mistake now, he can easily kill him with just one finger!"
Kou Zhong stood with his legs crossed, his face glowing with confidence and his expression high.
Strong power brings him strong self-confidence!
No fear, no fear!
"Hui, go and settle the score with Silly Zhu!"
Now that I have the strength, it’s time to open the notebook and settle the accounts one by one.
Kou Zhong did not stay long and left the farm space with a thought.
"hiss"
A cold wind was blowing outside, but Kou Zhong didn't feel the cold at all.
But the first time he returned to his Siheyuan home, he held his breath firmly.
In the room, there was a stink, a smell of sweat, a sour smell. All kinds of unpleasant smells were mixed together, which made people feel sick to their stomachs.
"It smells so bad."
"It's hard to believe that he was born in the Ming Dynasty. In such an environment, how could he live in the East?"
Kou Zhong shook his head and lowered his sense of smell among his five senses, which made him feel better.
It seems that if I have the opportunity, I need to renovate the house and clean it up. I also need to replace the bedding with new ones. All the old ones have been thrown away.
To be continued...