Biochemical weapons
Old house, in the east room.
Yang Ruoqing and Bao Suyun looked at each other, both of them making silent questions and answers with their eyes.
"Sister-in-law, did these two people have a quarrel?"
"Eighty percent yes."
"My aunt is my grandma's life and heart, how can they two quarrel?"
"Look at the situation...it's probably the two of them who are quarreling."
"The sun has come out from the west."
"Yeah, let's be careful not to touch the mold on the milk." Bao Suyun frowned and reminded kindly.
Yang Ruoqing smiled casually, "Sister-in-law, I've long been used to touching my breasts. I'm not afraid, but you have to be more careful... How about you go back first?"
Liao Meiying hesitated... Before she could make a decision, Mrs. Tan suddenly snorted heavily from her nostrils.
"Damn you, Mr. Liao, what are you doing at that door if you can't get in or out?"
Liao Meiying suddenly tensed up and her legs were so frightened that they became weak.
Yang Ruoqing laughed out loud, "Mistress, how did you know it was me and my sister-in-law? Could it be that your eyes are no longer blind a long time ago, but you have been lying to us?"
As she spoke, she strutted into the house.
He came to the bedside and leaned down to look into Mrs. Tan's eyes.
Her eyes must be really blind. Two white clouds are blocking the pupils. The white areas of the eyes are yellow and mixed with traces of blood. If the eyeballs were magnified a hundred times, they would look like Alien in science fiction movies.
It looks like a hatching egg, which is really scary.
Mrs. Tan came over with a slap, trying to slap Yang Ruoqing away.
The old lady's movements were extremely fast, as fast as her phlegm, almost catching up with the speed of light.
But in Yang Ruoqing's eyes, it was slow motion.
Not only did she easily avoid Mrs. Tan's slap, she could also easily jump to the side and tease: "Mistress, you must be pretending to be blind. Tell me, when did you regain your sight?"
She deliberately teased Mrs. Tan, but both Liao Meiying and Yang Huamei were surprised at the same time, and both turned their attention to Mrs. Tan on the bed.
Mr. Tan spat hard on the ground: "You're talking nonsense. Who doesn't want to have bright eyes that can see everything?"
"Then how did you know it was me and my sister-in-law who came?" Yang Ruoqing asked tirelessly.
"I heard it. I can tell which one of you is following whose footsteps." Tan said.
"Ouch, do you have dog ears? I don't believe it..."
"Believe it or not, you will be defeated if you don't believe it!" Ms. Tan offered another mouthful of her self-brewed biochemical weapon in the direction of Yang Ruoqing.
Yang Ruoqing dodged again.
The old lady looked clean, her hair was not messed up, and her clothes were not allowed to have a wrinkle.
But he just likes to spit.
She spits whenever she disagrees with her. How can she get so much phlegm in her small, dry and flat body even though she is only 1.4 meters tall?
The proportion of water in the human body is as high as 70%, and Tan estimates that it accounts for 170%.
My God, this old lady actually has bones made of ice and meat made of water. She is such a beauty. Old Yangtou was really a treasure when he married her.
"Mom, if you regain your sight, tell the truth. This is a good thing. There is no need to hide it from us!"
Yang Huamei was also shocked by this 'discovery'. She didn't bother to argue with Mr. Tan earlier and hurriedly came forward to persuade her with kind words.
Mrs. Tan was so angry that she spat in Yang Huamei's direction again.
Obviously, Yang Huamei had no combat experience in this area and was directly shot by a biological and chemical weapon.
When she looked at the thing stuck to the hem of her clothes, her stomach lurched and she almost vomited.
As for Mr. Tan, she was also stunned.
She launches biological and chemical weapons to attack others at will, basically spitting them out without going through her brain by opening and closing her mouth.
And those targets who are included in her attack range will not just stand there and attack them head-on. They will have to duck and dodge a few times no matter what.
The master here is Pang Ya. For so many years, he has almost never made a single shot.
So after Tan habitually vomited towards Yang Huamei, she also habitually thought that Yang Huamei would avoid it, but she didn't expect that her old daughter would be so stupid.
Mrs. Tan felt distressed for a while, then annoyed. After being annoyed, she yelled angrily: "If I can see it and still hide it, let me go out and fall into a ditch. I will get sores on the soles of my feet and my tongue will be thickened. I will poop after eating."
Don't die well..."
Hearing Tan swearing and swearing in such a self-mutilating way, Yang Ruoqing quickly gave in and said, "Okay, okay, I believe you, please don't say those cruel words, it's scary to hear them."
Liao Meiying also quickly agreed: "Yes, of course we believe you. We asked you that before because we wanted to be happy for you."
After Liao Meiying finished speaking, she quickly came to Yang Huamei, handed over a handkerchief, and whispered: "Auntie, wipe it."
Yang Huamei glanced at Liao Meiying gratefully, shook her head, took out her own handkerchief instead of using hers, and went to the backyard to deal with it.
Yang Ruoqing saw what they were doing and thought that her sister-in-law was too young to understand.
Milk phlegm is extremely sticky, comparable to 502 strong glue.
It can't be wiped off with just a handkerchief, you have to go to the backyard and scrub it thoroughly with well water.
"Mistress, don't be angry. I'm not here to listen to your swearing. I'm here specifically to deliver dumplings to you!"
Yang Ruoqing pulled out a big bowl from behind her like a magic trick. Shi Shiran walked to the bedside, shook the bowl in front of Mrs. Tan, and let her smell the fragrance.
Mrs. Tan smelled the aroma of the dumplings, and the anger on her face obviously disappeared.
It can be seen that there is no anger that food cannot soothe.
If not, then try another delicious dish.
However, having just experienced a biological war, Yang Ruoqing was no longer interested in any delicious food, but this did not prevent her from pinching a big dumpling and bringing it to Tan's mouth.
"Now that you're done, don't be angry anymore. I feed you a dumpling as an apology."
Mrs. Tan turned her face to the side and said in a strange tone: "No, no, no, I am an old woman who can't bear it. You are a noble person and a noble lady. I heard that old women like me outside have to kowtow when they see you.
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Yang Ruoqing smiled, not annoyed at all, "Hey, those false names are reserved for outsiders. In our family, you will always be my grandmother!"
"Come on, stop making trouble and eat a dumpling. The lady made it with her own hands to honor your old age!"
After such coaxing, Mrs. Tan finally opened her mouth.
When the dumplings first came to her mouth, this is what Tan said: "I have eaten all the delicious dumplings. I don't care about these. I just want to eat one."
A dumpling was bitten into her mouth. After chewing it for a few times, Tan's expression was a little strange and he suddenly stopped saying angry words.
Yang Ruoqing observed Tan's expression and was secretly satisfied.
Chapter completed!