"Damn! Two swords. What kind of bird game?" A young man looked at the TV news unhappily: "Is it that one person holds two swords to see who can cut faster? Why don't we have voting in China?"

At this time, I only heard someone shouting from the fifth floor: "Tang Hua, let's go to the parade together."

Tang Hua stretched out his head and took a look. It turned out to be his childhood friend, classmate and colleague, and best friend Sun Ming. "What kind of travel do you do?"

Sun Ming shouted: "Protest against playing fools with double swords, we want to play with magic and swords."

"It's boring...just go on your own!"

…

"Xiaohua……"

"Mom, call me Tang Hua, otherwise people will easily misunderstand my gender."

"Sigh...Son, you are leaving tomorrow, why are you still in such a bad mood? You are no longer going out now than before, and now it is possible...that you will never see me again...This is all the fault of our ancestors. Even three generations have not been able to repay it.

I can't afford it." Mrs. Tang burst into tears when she said this.

"I know, Mom, just take good care of yourself. I'll be fine."

"Well, Mom knows. Mom heard that this game can make local money on Planet M. So..." Tang's mother took out a notebook and said, "Mom will teach you how to play games and play them well."

"..."

"You don't know, before you were pregnant with you, your mother was a hunter in the game world. At that time, she liked to use archers the most. She also met your father in the game... Besides, in the past few hundred years, which one of us in the Tang family has

Not a game master, your grandfather, grandma, Grandpa Zeng, Grandma Zeng, who didn’t go crazy with games when they were young. So my mother spent a night collecting the essence of the Tang family’s games at all stages, from mages, priests, assassins, warriors...

...To learn all the experience of a knight."

"..."

"My analysis is that using the sword with both hands should focus on physical attacks, such as whirlwind slash, brutal impact and other skills..."

"..."

"The game has already been substituted, so you can't pursue the flexibility of two swords, but you must first practice the flexibility of one hand. In addition, auxiliary skills are very important, such as defense strengthening, attack strengthening, armor-piercing skills..."

…

A sleepless night, almost the same across China. Parents who are veteran gamers try their best to instill in their children the ideas of how to play games. For example, how to form a team, what should be taken into account when forming a team, and what should you do as a captain?

How to allocate equipment? How to manage the guild? And the boss will usually drop equipment, but it takes too long and is not as efficient as farming minions. What? You don’t know what a minion is? A minion is something you can fight alone.

It's weird... When you sell something, you have to ask others to set the price, and sometimes the very high price is 250... When you buy something, you have to work with your friends to lower the price. If you don't sell, you will kill them, and you will kill them every time you see them...

…

After a tearful farewell, everyone began to board the ship. Tang Hua's spaceship number was 18000, and his own number was Passenger No. 180999990. The robot waiter led Tang Hua to his own world. The world was very small, only 4 square meters.

That's all, there is nothing inside except the game cabin.

Tang Hua was not a rookie, so he knew what it meant. Many years ago, the whole world was experiencing a food crisis, so people invented a fully three-dimensional simulation game cabin. In it, your body can enter a state of hibernation. Since hibernation, you don't have to

Do not eat, drink, poop or poop, which not only reduces carbon dioxide emissions, but also saves food, water resources, etc.

The general meaning is that I probably spent time in this place during this trip.

…

Spaceship broadcast: Now that the spacecraft is about to leave the earth, please let us take another look at our hometown, the most beautiful planet in the universe - the earth. The yellow sky, the black sea, and the volcanoes erupting everywhere... Another:

After an hour, everyone entered the game cabin. This spaceship does not have a restaurant or bathroom. If you don’t want to starve to death or suffocate to death, you’d better do what I say. Thank you everyone, and your most respected smart computer, Screw, wishes everyone a good night.

…

Hibernation time is up and the game begins...

The old rule is that before entering the game, you have to talk nonsense with the system.

The target of Tang Hua's nonsense was a girl in the comics. Tang Hua knew this girl. She was the most popular comic protagonist last year. Since I am not a comic fan, I forgot her name. But Tang Hua knew her catchphrase, as long as

When she meets a bad guy, she will say something like: I will destroy you on behalf of the Milky Way before making any move.

Tang Hua doesn't like this person. No one likes to be represented.

"Name." the beautiful girl asked.

"Tang Hua."

"Game name."

"Hunjianglong!"

"The name has the nature of a gangster, so I reject it."

"People are floating in the rivers and lakes."

The so-called "Ka" sounded like a thunderbolt, a sword, and a bolt of lightning struck Tang Hua. The beautiful girl straightened her eyebrows in the mirror: "Please don't make me repeat what I said."

Tang Hua fisted his fists with both hands, furious... I'm sorry, he was electrocuted.

The fact is that Tang Hua was on the ground, holding on to the table and saying feebly, "I'm going to sue you."

"I'm going to sue you, the name is confirmed."

"No, no!" Tang Hua jumped up in a hurry, how could he call this name.

"Should you call me? Enter the 20-second countdown."

"****You... are wrong! I want... I don't ask me to think, you have to give me time. It took my mother a month to think of a name for me..."

"8 seconds, 7 seconds..."

There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon and lower my head to think about my hometown...it is noon to hoe the crops...I don't want ancient poems...I want a name..."

"time up."

"Ah!" At this moment, Tang Hua's mind went blank. The time is up? What's her name? She didn't say it? Did she take her last sentence as her name? What was the last sentence? It seemed to be: It still costs money.

It lasted a month. Ah! Tang Hua immediately had the urge to commit suicide.

"Not selected? Continue counting for 20 seconds. 20, 19..."

Tang Hua's face was very dark. He was fooled and treated like a monkey. But fortunately, he still had time to choose a name after all.

"The flowers have withered, be careful I'll shock you..." The beautiful girl also had a dark face, and it took her 40 seconds to think of a name.

Tang Hua feels very annoyed, but more of a grievance. There is no way, Tang Hua has inherited the traditional virtues of China for thousands of years, and has always been able to tolerate it, and the principle of doing more is worse than doing less. Of course, this does not mean that Tang Hua is cowardly , but it shows that he is... shrewd. When your opponent is so powerful that you can't defeat him even if you use a cheat device, even if you can't become friends with him, it's best not to become an enemy.

In reality, there are almost no such people. Tang Hua only targets the game... For example, he never challenges the ultimate boss in the novice stage. For example, if the system tells him the coordinates, he will never question it. For example, if someone says they love him, he will first

Check your pocket to see if you can afford two ice creams...


Chapter completed!