Chapter 64 Author Sun Ming
Sure enough! Our Shuang Wu was irritated by the princess's words, and her voice rose a lot. Finally, it reached the point where even the lively audience couldn't hear what was being said. Looking at the princess again, she was obviously very satisfied with Shuang Wu's gaffe, with a smile on her face.
Accepting insults such as: vixen, two hundred and fifty, thirteen o'clock...
Although the atmosphere was tense, both of them were persons with status, and they did not pull their hair or scratch their faces in the street... What is a person with status? It is a person with an ID card.
As the situation progressed, in the smile of the princess, Shuang Wu obviously lost the most basic restraint, and some words that should not be used appeared frequently: slut, bitch and other words with no new meaning were shouted out... Sigh... look again
The princess looked pitiful and aggrieved, and even the author's gaffe towards Shuang Wu was a little too much. But the author was struggling in his heart, should the author's righteous heart be convinced by the superficial performance?
Sigh... As a woman, Shuang Wu's words and deeds today can be said to be in the past, but as a Shuang Wu who once shocked the world, today is really embarrassing.
At this time, when we need men the most, we are the embodiment of chivalry and justice. He is handsome, tall and mighty. He cannot be blown down by the wind, a pear blossom weighs more than a begonia, and he is an unrivaled and charming person... recognized as the number one with two swords.
Master... Yes, he is Dongfang Eggplant. He finally stood up. At this moment, countless heroes flashed through his mind: Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun, Dong Cunrui... He finally stood up, and he spoke. He really
After speaking, is this the time to decide the outcome? Everyone's eyes are focused on this man who has concentrated five thousand years of Chinese virtues. They are both looking forward to his explosion and hoping for his demeanor... I saw him
He gently swept a piece of hair on his forehead, smiled kindly and said: Waiter, come with a plate of soy sauce... I'm stupid!
At this point, I believe all readers are as angry as the author, but...according to Dongfang Eggplant’s best friend, a Dharma boundless person who is committed to saving a young woman who has fallen into trouble, Dongfang Eggplant now actually holds 3150 points of merit in his hands. This can be seen from this.
He was cruel by nature, and it is said that the population of Shushan was withered because he caused n massacres, forcing everyone to give up their good wishes of becoming Shushan disciples.
Ah! He, he stood up again. I hereby solemnly swear that if he dares to ask for soy sauce again, I will directly attack him, even if it is like an ant shaking a tree... He... what he wants this time is actually vinegar. We
Turning back to the topic, now Shuangwu is even more out of control. Although she tried hard to restrain herself, tears flowed down involuntarily. The tears wet her beautiful face, making all men feel that silence is a sin. The author is
People, men, also felt distressed by such tears. The author resolutely picked up the stool... Damn it, the damn bitch stood up again. What does he want this time? Old wine or MSG? Sure enough, this damn bitch stood up again.
The words spoken are extremely unflattering. The following is the conversation recorded by the author who risked his life and went to the scene in person...
"Oh, this...isn't this a princess?"
"Ah! Eggplant... Dongfang Eggplant... I am an old friend of Novice Village. I heard that you are already the number one master. Congratulations, congratulations on getting what you expected." Seeing this, the author has a better understanding of Shuang Wu's tragic experience. As the saying goes
That's right, if you don't hit the smiling person with your hand, even if Eggplant is still the embodiment of justice, I'm afraid it will be difficult to attack the princess...
"Both and each other, didn't your long-cherished wish say that you wanted to form a gang? I didn't expect to get the three robbery so quickly."
Wow...it turns out there is such an inside story. Could it be...could it be...if Eggplant didn't lie, then the princess's love for Sanqiang Wuji would have a lot of water. The inside story...the author will continue to dig out the inside story.
I would like to hear about the private affairs of these celebrities... Sorry, we haven't reached 2,000 words today, so we have to look down.
Well, the princess was obviously stung by Dongfang Eggplant's words, and felt quite uncomfortable. The audience present began to whisper, and even Sanqiang Wuji, who had been sitting still, moved his buttocks a little irritably.
However, the embarrassment turned into embarrassment, and the princess immediately adjusted her mood and replied with a smile: "Eggplant, why do you say that? As a woman, as long as she finds a man who loves her, all her ambitions will disappear. Besides, our family Wuji is so outstanding, so many
Advantages, such a charming man...so I gave up my plan to join a gang long ago."
Shuangwu was gritting his teeth, and the author prayed that he would never explode. Finally, under God's care, before Shuangwu went berserk, Eggplant was the first to ask in surprise: "Excellent? Advantages? What are his advantages?"
"..." The princess was stuck by such a direct question. What's the advantage? Emphasis on feelings? The promise is negative... He is strong in martial arts... He has never been on the master list. He has strong appeal? As soon as Shuang Wu was gone, half of the people quit.
Help... As for appearance and character, it goes without saying. Even the minimum credit requirement is very low... How can you tell? People have said more than once that they want to hunt down Dongfang Eggplant, but they are sitting nearby and are confused.
If there is any movement, a woman can only be relied on to smooth things over. Alas... Sister Princess, if you say that Wuji has special abilities, everyone will still be half-convinced, but if you say that Wuji has advantages, you are not taking the public's eyes seriously.
What? Some readers asked what his specialties are?... This is private. I can remind you: specialties are particularly long. The author declares that it is definitely not about his horse-faced specialties. You can think about it...
"Haha... I heard that Eggplant and Sister Wushuang are in love, and even ate noodles on a bench in public. It seems that the rumors are somewhat credible."
Wow! This bastard, Arima Zi didn’t even say a word to his brother. Cough! This sentence was deleted, and the situation developed. The princess used the method of diverting hatred, transferring her adultery with Wuji to Shuangwu’s pure love.
"Sigh... I can't help it. It's not like your sister Wushuang was robbed of her husband, so she is living on the streets without any money. It happens that I am also poor and can only afford a place... That's not right, you were not like Wuji that day.
Are you sitting across from us? Wuji also said that Wushuang should get out of here after taking Laoshan..." Counter transfer!
"Really? Haha, I forgot about it. You two seem to be in a good relationship now?" Counter-reverse transfer!
"We are just friends and we eat together. It's not like you and your Wuji brother are eating from the same bowl." Reverse, reverse, transfer.
Only then did the author notice what Eggplant said. Turning around, he saw that indeed...the two of them were eating from the same bowl.
A bowl? What I ate was hot pot. The princess continued to smile: "Our sister Wushuang is so outstanding. Don't you have any ideas about eggplant? Do you want me to help match them up?"
"This is wrong! Isn't it popular nowadays to find partners with no merit? Shuangwu is completely unqualified. If you have..."
"What?"
"No, neither can you! My mother told me that we should at least find someone to sleep with us one night without having nightmares."
Dongfang Eggplant made full use of the topics that men can talk about and women can't talk about and hit back hard at the princess. We will see you on May 2nd to see what happens next...
Chapter completed!