Chapter 245 A small "interlude"

Although Tang Hua's words are very realistic, they also reveal a lot of helplessness and vicissitudes of life. 【≮ Yan, Mo】

It was their entire world, and they could see nothing else but beauty and nothing else. Although Mo Jing was on the road, he was not stupid, especially when Tang Hua used his own example as an example.

In Mo Jing's view, Shuang Wu and Tang Hua are indeed a good match. As Tang Hua said, he has no feelings for Shuang Wu now, but feelings can be cultivated. Their personalities will make the relationship between them

There is less friction and more understanding. They are also relaxed when dealing with outsiders and affairs, and they respect each other. If there is a future, it is very likely that they will form a harmonious family. Looking at themselves and Sha Po Lang, the future

It’s very slim. Sha Po Lang has a strong sense of being a macho man, and he has always had his own thoughts about sex. Sha Po Lang takes friendship and family ties lightly, and may even take love lightly in the future...

Games are like people, like Tang Hua, who will use cleverness to seek benefits for himself within the limits allowed by the rules, and Tang Hua also knows what is the most important, what is important, and what is secondary. Look at Sha Po Lang, so

In reality, his character may be very self-motivated, but precisely because of his self-motivation, he may not only use unscrupulous means, but may also trample everything, including himself, for the sake of profit.

Relationships are not life. There are not many people in this world who love each other and eventually grow old. On the contrary, the more love you have before marriage, the more likely it is that a marriage will break up after marriage.

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"Mo Jing isn't here, so there's no need to look." Tang Hua chuckled.

"……you are late."

"People say I have a feminine delicacy, so I'm late."

"You are the first man I have seen who is proud of being late." Sha Po Lang asked, "Where is the sword?"

Tang Hua took out the sword but did not trade it. He looked at it and said, "A man's self-esteem..."

So Sha Po Lang became popular again. Tang Hua's meaning was very clear. Don't you want a man's self-esteem? Then why did you go through the back door through Mo Jing?

"Don't be angry. Who will sell you a seventh-level sword for three thousand gold now? You have to be polite to me. Having said that, I thought you would slam the door and walk out, or ask for a duel with me..." Tang Hua laughed.

: "Let's trade!"

"Can't you be more polite to me?" Sha Po Lang asked, "I don't think someone like you likes multiple enemies."

"I know you. We protected you when you were saved, but you ignored such a great favor and even became friends with the person who harmed you. A few days ago, I killed you to save you, but you used a lot of bad words when you opened your mouth.

Today I will sell you my sword... Xiaolang, tell me honestly, will you only remember these mean words I said to you, but not that I am doing you a favor?"

"..." Sha Po Lang was silent.

Tang Hua chuckled and made the deal, and Shapolang put down three thousand gold. After the deal, Tang Hua thought about it before leaving and said, "Xiaolang, for the sake of the Olympics, let me tell the truth: people can't hold grudges like you.

If you don't remember gratitude, you will have many enemies if you bear grudges. If you remember gratitude, you will have many friends. Therefore, it is better to remember the good things about others than the bad things about others."

"..." Sha Po Lang still didn't say anything, and sneered slightly as a courtesy.

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"I got it." Huihuang traded the magic song to Tang Hua: "It's really not easy, my mouth is almost drying up."

"how much did you spend?"

"two thousand."

"Damn!" Tang Hua said: "You can't be a wolf with nothing?"

"How?"

"Just say that there is someone in the world who buys the magic song for 3,000 gold. If he dares to return to the world, I will do it for him. If he wants to entrust you with the transaction, you first declare to him that you will not pay any compensation for the loss, and then I will do it for you."

Huanghuang smiled bitterly: "Eggplant, you are so despicable."

"In general, at least I won't attack my friends." Tang Hua said miserably while unloading his equipment: "But I know that now a friend is about to stab my hot chest with a cold sword edge."

"No, Eggplant, why do I have the nerve to do this when you say that?" Huihuang rubbed his hands.

"It doesn't matter. I've always been someone who can stab myself for the sake of my friends."

"I know you are great." Huihuang said perfunctorily, and took out Tang Hua's life with his sword.

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The King of Hell did not take care of Tang Hua because he was a civil servant in the demon world. He detained him for an hour, not even a minute less, and certainly not more. The cells were limited, and too many people had died recently. Hell was always tolerant. Tang Hua was in prison.

After asking around the cells, I found out that Satan's elite troops had appeared and started the Battle of XX Valley.

The sky and the ground are in chaos, and dozens of white lights appear after death every second. Some are from Western monsters, but most of them are players. It is now the third day of the battle. The players are stubbornly holding on, and the Hell Legion is also

More combat power and bosses are continuously being invested. As the resurrected players gradually reduce reinforcements the next day, the situation for the remaining players has begun to be unfavorable. Both the Shuangjian Daily and the Boundless Special Issue advocated that players should work together to defeat xx

The mountain becomes another Stalingrad. Use your life to block the enemy's advance.

Because many people know that once the resistance in xx Mountain is eliminated, there will never be such a united situation. What awaits the enemy can only be the loose resistance of small groups, and countless deserters who seek refuge in forbidden areas, ghost realms, and mountain and sea realms.

.One Sword and Two Lions has increased the bounty for purchasing Hell Legion materials to ten times that of the system store. In the words of the book, this is exchanging money for time.

Tang Hua is just curious about this kind of news, not very interested. Although he is an outstanding representative of mankind, it is precisely because of his excellence that he must preserve the fire of revolution. Of course, the real reason is that he is too busy.

I have to go to the devil world to work as a coolie for a day.

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The task of Tang Hua's coolies is to transport a thousand tons of grain and grass to the border of immortals and demons. According to Qiankun Bag, 20 tons can be transported at one time, and the task can be completed in fifty times. The border of immortals and demons is not far from the Demon City. According to Chonglou

He said that he was not worried that the Xian family would invade the Demon City in large numbers, because as long as he gave the order and all the demons were attacked, the Xian family could not afford such losses.

The east road leads to the border between immortals and demons, and the border buffer zone is a sea of ​​clouds. According to the information, the two sides have accumulated more than a million people at the border. Tang Hua believes this data, thinking that the Tiangong used it to capture Monkey Sun.

With one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, one should naturally be more generous when facing one's mortal enemy.

The Demon Army has the Great Demon Realm on this side, and the Immortal Army has the Taiqing Realm on the other side. According to unreliable news, the three Qing Dynasties who were originally neutral have all defected to the imperial court. And the bosses on the Demon Army are all villains. What?

Tongtian Cult Leader, Jiuyin Zhenren, and even Daji. Don’t underestimate Daji, he has a sure-kill move, and he can bewitch everyone in a large area, which is a first-class auxiliary profession. There is also Tongtian, who has a strong sure-killer

Sword formation, one hundred and eight nine-level self-trained magic weapons.

Immortals who enter the Great Demon Realm and demons who enter the Taiqing Realm will have their attributes greatly deducted, so these two places are very quiet. The only thing that is lively is Yun. The immortal and demon soldiers will send a team to attack each other every day, while doing so.

Go back to camp when you are done with it. Of course, this is a program specially set up for the players.

Tang Hua also signed up to go to the Sea of ​​Clouds for a little fun. After hacking to death two fairies with increased health, he became the first deserter of the Demon Army. There was nothing he could do if he was not a deserter. The group of immortal soldiers were cut down because of their auxiliary profession, and they hated Tang Hua.

When the value is full, all of them give up their opponents to chase Tang Hua. If Tang Hua hadn't been able to defeat him, he would have been killed on the spot.

To repay the Demon Commander, the Demon Commander did not pursue him for leaving the battlefield without authorization, and ordered his people to record two points of Tang Hua's military merit. This military merit represents a reward. Two points of military merit can be exchanged for one hundred gold, or you can accumulate military merit to a certain amount in exchange. In the temptation

”, Tang Hua “touched” Yunhai again and killed an auxiliary healer. This time it was even worse. Ten golden generals from the Taiqing Realm came out to directly attack Tang Hua, so Tang Hua ran back to Daqing.

The demon world. The poor demon soldiers who went on the expedition with him were chopped into pieces by ten golden generals.

After working hard for a day and re-applying for the official card, Tang Hua went to the Demon Realm Task Officer to hand in the task. The system prompted him to learn Demon Emperor Wutian and get a heaven and earth spirit stone. Using Demon Emperor Wutian, he can transform into Demon Emperor and use the demon system.

Forbidden Law: Lawlessness. A large-scale powerful killing skill. Although it is less powerful than Tang Hua's Demonic Qi Mixed Red Lotus Hell, it has a larger impact area. One move can cover an area of ​​300 acres. Of course, this move also has

The disadvantage is that it is said to be 300 acres, and you can't lose even one acre. It doesn't matter if you are in the barren mountains. If you use this trick in Chengdu, you may directly go through the three tribulations. Another disadvantage is that when using this skill, your body will not move.

, even if the skill is interrupted. That is, if you want to continue killing enemies, you will be targeted by the enemy. The last disadvantage is that this skill not only consumes mana, but also consumes life. It drops 10% of the remaining life every three seconds.

And it doesn't drop any slower than mana.

"Brother Lou, this skill is impractical." Tang Hua went to the Demon Lord to discuss: "Can you change it to a single-target one?"

"Blast out." This was Brother Lou's answer. So Tang Hua was picked up by two guards and thrown out of the hall.

Lord Tang Hua has a lot of people. In order to avoid people saying that he is bullying the weak, he will not argue with Chonglou. He went to the mission officer to receive the mission: destroy ten mortals' two tribulations of immortality. The mission reward was kept secret. Tang Hua received the mission.

I'm so happy. I'll see how you dare to entertain guests after you have passed through the Immortal Tribulation. Tang Hua has always been very unhappy about the fact that he got a cat from the Tribulation and went to the Eighth Formation. How can he be overjoyed now that he has received this task? Apart from anything else,

He has now become a licensed blackmailer specially punished by the devil.

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After accepting the mission and earning three points of military merit, Tang Hua felt that he was the only player in the demon world and was too lonely. He returned to his haunted house and carved out the teleportation coordinates to return to the human world. This time, Tang Hua's moral level was significantly improved. Once he arrived in the human world, he brought

The jewelry purchased by Demon Realm immediately went to give Shuang Wu a surprise. In fact, Tang Hua never quite understood what to give to his girlfriend, and he specifically asked Xiao Fei for advice. Xiao Fei was also straightforward, saying flowers and jewelry. Flowers are

The more the better, and the more expensive the jewelry, the better. If you give these two things for a hundred years, even if they can't add points, they will definitely not deduct points, and they will have the effect of killing all female animals.

After walking around the Shuangshi Station in XX Mountain, there was no Shuangwu, not even a single person. Tang Hua texted Xingxing and asked, "Where is my wife?"

"Bye."

"Damn! Who did this?" Revenge for your wife is only natural.

"Satan."

"When are you coming back."

"Damn Eggplant, you don't want to help us. Thousands of us are surrounded."

Sweat! Xingxing doesn’t even know that he is a standard man who forgets his friends when he sees “color”. He is such a failure. But currently there is no “color” in front of him, so he wants to help his friends: “Coordinates.”

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"Wow!" Tang Hua exclaimed and sent a message to the stars: "I'm 'lost'." It's too exaggerated. There are Western monsters for dozens of kilometers. At a glance, the sky and the ground are filled with darkness... dizzy, and there are dinosaurs.

Flying in the sky. Oh, the ones with wings are pterosaurs, I know this. Well, there are Egyptian sphinxes, and there are Greek Cupids patrolling with a pair of bows. Isn't Xiaoqiu the incarnation of justice in my memory?

After all, he got mixed up with Satan. He got closer and threw an identification talisman. Tang Hua suddenly realized that he was Cupid, the messenger of dark love. It made sense. No one stipulated that Satan could not fall in love.

"If you have the guts, come out and fight like a man." Tang Hua said something in a flash, because he knew very well that people don't like to fight alone, but like to beat oneself in a group.
To be continued...