Chapter 177 Journey to the Ghost World(1/2)
Chapter 177: Journey to the Ghost Realm
Huangshan Double Lions Headquarters...
"Brother Haoran.? Latest chapter reading www.yanmoxuan.** ?" Tang Hua was very friendly and hugged Haoran: "Where is your sister?"
"What are you doing?" Haoran looked at Tang Hua warily: "What's your intention?"
"What do you think I could have planned?"
"Let me tell you, don't take your chances with my sister. I don't expect to marry well, but at least I want to marry someone better than a cat or a dog."
"Brother Haoran, how could you have such an idea?"
"I don't know. Anyway, my sister told me that I won't tell you where she is even to death. Tell me... did you bully my sister?"
This misunderstanding really resembled a Hong Kong drama. Tang Hua sighed and said, "Brother Haoran, please stop playing. I'm so anxious."
"Hehe! Anyway, you can't find my sister. It's not like you don't know that she has magical powers. When you came to Huangshan after asking Shuangwu for the news, she had already gone to Chengdu."
"...Forget it." Tang Hua left helplessly.
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"Brother! Is he gone?" Xingxing popped his head out of the Twin Lion Palace and asked.
"Don't you have some divine calculations?"
"I calculated that he was in an unknown area. If I guessed correctly, he should have died. Do you think I went too far?" Xingxing said, "I have been helped a lot."
"Then go and help others."
"People are afraid."
"Actually..." Haoran thought about it and said, "I really want to go. You know, there are not many opportunities like this. In reality, it costs a lot of money to visit a poorly made horror house... It's a pity that they don't invite me."
"Brother! Actually, I also want to go, but I'm afraid to go."
"Just like you girls like to watch horror movies, but are afraid of watching horror movies?"
"Yeah!" Xingxing was shocked after she answered. Her brother didn't say what she just said. She quickly turned around and saw Tang Hua looking at her from the side of the Twin Lions Palace with a half-smile but not a smile: "How could that happen? Why are you here?"
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Tang Hua made a move, and the pagoda fell down to cover him inside. Then he closed the pagoda and said: "There is no coordinate for the person in the pagoda, so of course you can't calculate it. But I am wondering, didn't you suddenly find the coordinates near the Twin Lions Palace?"
Is there an extra pagoda?”
"Tch! Little trick." Xingxing was very disdainful of this method.
"It's a little trick, but...are you going?"
"Well...if you can tell a funny joke to make me laugh, I'll go."
"Are you afraid that there will be no ghost jokes in the ghost world?" Tang Hua pointed at the stars and said to Haoran: "Brother Haoran, don't worry, I really have no thoughts about your sister. But I can't guarantee that your sister has no thoughts about me."
"Go to hell!" Xingxing cursed with a smile: "Brother, let's go."
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Tang Hua screened the list of friends again and thought that there was no suitable candidate. In line with the principle of preferring lack to waste, he came out. Brilliance was already waiting for the two of them in Fengdu. The three of them gathered together and started to buy the necessary necessities - Ming coins.
Fengdu is known as the Ghost City. It is a city that is always divided into day and night. Legend has it that it is the city closest to the underworld. Of course, the streets are full of incense, candles and paper money. Since you cannot carry the Qiankun bag, you must go for large denominations of ghost coins. In fact, the price is
Likewise, the mortal world is concerned with cost, while the underworld is concerned with face value.
20 gold = 2 billion
So the three rich men with 2 billion people began to wait for the corpse collector. Is the corpse collector broken and his mother - Ruoxin? Or women's mentality is similar. Ruoxin, like Xingxing, is full of curiosity and yearning for the ghost world, but there is no
I was brave enough to want to take a look. Since I didn’t dare to go to the ghost world, wandering around Fengdu could satisfy my curiosity, so I volunteered to be a body collector. Their mission was to move Tang Hua’s and the others’ lost bodies to the inn and put them away.
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In Fengduzi, the moonlight was extremely pale, and the whole city was as quiet as a dead city. The two warriors pinched Xingxing's nose and gave her the Lost Soul Water. Then they each pinched their own noses to drink the Lost Soul Water. To be honest,
It tastes really bad, worse than swill.
Although the lost soul water with the characteristics of double swords doesn't taste very good, the effect is very extraordinary. Almost dead from the water, the souls of three people appeared in front of a city gate, with two big characters written on the gate:
Ghost world! There is a bit of fog and gloom in the city, and the light is entirely based on the pale moonlight.
"It's not that scary." Xingxing plucked up the courage to look inside the city gate. The four big men guarding the gate were very powerful. Although the faces of the pedestrians inside the city gate were green and some were still floating, but compared to Xingxing's
It's still barely acceptable to imagine.
"What the hell!" the big man guarding the door shouted: "Send your name."
What the hell? Tang Hua scratched his head and thought about it before replying: "Fuck him to death."
"Do you have a pass?"
"Yes, yes!" To be a ghost, you need a green card. Tang Hua hurriedly ran up and handed over the pass.
The big man guarding the door asked while looking at it: "Didn't the certificate say there were five people? How about two more?"
Tang Hua replied: "They still have something to do and will have to arrive later." Xingxing and Huihuang broke into a cold sweat at the same time.
"Remember, you don't have to abide by the law to operate in the ghost world, but you have to pay taxes on time." The big man took a carrot and stamped it on the pass, returned the pass to Tang Hua and waved: "Go in."
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There was a gloomy wind, and pedestrians on the road stared straight ahead. Hundreds of ghosts were floating on the street without making a sound. On the left hand side of Tang Hua and others were two ghost-fire lanterns, one with the words "Return to Hometown Inn" and the other
It is written that children and old men are not deceived.
Huihuang said: "Would you like to try the special dishes first?"
Xingxing swallowed: "I don't want it."
Huihuang: "I haven't eaten anything while waiting in Fengdu. I'm a bit hungry."
Tang Hua nodded: "Since you've come, make peace with yourself, have something to eat, and by the way, the stars will tell you where Yun Niang is."
"All right!"
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There were candles on the tables in the inn, which looked pretty good. When the diners saw the ghost, they turned their heads to observe, and they were very unfriendly. Fortunately, the waiter was a real person, and came over to greet him warmly: "Three guests are tops or not.
Staying in a hotel?”
"Hit the tip!"
"Please come in."
The three of them sat down, and the waiter diligently placed a menu on the table and asked, "What would you like, these three guests?"
"Look!" Tang Hua turned to the first page of staple foods, looked up and down and said, "Here are three sallow and skinny dishes."
Xingxing asked: "What is it?"
"I don't know, anyway, the menu only has the same staple food." Tang Hua turned to the main dish and said: "Cooking flowers with hot hands, cooking in a mess, wild vegetables from the underworld, and then a dead sheep on the wrong road. Soup and a fierce dragon crossing the river. Finally, a cup of bow snake shadow wine
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"Just a moment, I'll be here soon."
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The waiter didn't lie, he was indeed very fast. Each of the waiters carried a dish and walked up to the three of them like an assembly line, put down the dishes, and then went back like an assembly line. Tang Hua had a bright eye, a quick mind, and a good body. He stretched out his hand and grabbed one of them.
The waiter asked: "What's your last name?"
"Lonely!" The waiter replied respectfully: "Mingzhu, what are your orders?"
Tang Hua calmly pointed at the table: "Excuse me, you got the wrong dish."
Lonely Pig glanced at the table and was stunned. He quickly put the dishes in his hands on the table, then put his head on the table under his arm and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I brought it by mistake."
"It's okay!" Tang Hua swallowed his saliva to suppress his stomach tumbling, then patted Xing Xing's back who was still vomiting: "Are you okay?"
"Wow..." Xingxing grabbed Tang Hua's shoulder and cried: "He put his head in front of me, and the eyes on his head blinked at me."
"Yeah, he knows he's wrong, don't cry, be good."
Huihuang sighed: "I just hope the chef doesn't use his head as a pig's head, making soup and making pig's head meat."
"Wow..." Xingxing cried louder.
"Brilliant, don't scare the stars."
Huihuang smiled bitterly: "I don't want to either, I'm so nervous."
Tang Hua was also afraid, but he knew that he had to be a calm person in the current situation, so he started to eat first: "Sallow complexion and thin skin...it is a very small steamed bun, the taste is okay, but a bit hard. Spicy cooking flowers...chili pepper"
Stir-fried broccoli, good, very appetizing. Pan-fried... wolf meat and wolf meat, yes, it tastes good, but the meat is a bit missing. The sheep died on the wrong road... the meat was a bit old. The dragon crossed the river... add a green onion to boiled water
, light is light, a little too dark. The bow snake... I said, man, you are too real. Just catch a live snake and soak it in wine. Don't take such a fresh one, you will drown the snake anyway.
Up, right?"
Lonely Pig ran over with his head bumped and said sincerely: "I will serve the ghost people without any hesitation. Sir, if you think this snake is not flexible enough, I will catch a freshly unearthed one for you right away."
To be continued...