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Chapter 154 Kill! Break! Wolf!(1/2)

Taking Sha Po Lang to take a calligraphy test is easy to say, let alone Sha Po Lang, Tang Hua Pao Feng Mu. The behavior of people walking on the road in the game is very unwelcome. Most of them are a man being abducted by a woman to go shopping. Unintentionally

I met a blind man who told fortunes. "Fortune tellers are usually blind. It's not a big deal if they are true or false. The fortune teller will say to the woman, what's going on with your marriage, using argot to mean that your man is the one next to you. In his heart, he curses me.

That guy who is a liar. Then girls start to pay attention to boys, and finally they realize the good qualities of boys." Well, you have to find out at the end. It is best to wake up and realize: Damn, he is such a good man.

So Tang Hua thinks so awkwardly. Isn't this a tendency to be stubborn? But for his lofty goal, Tang Hua finally spoke. Of course, Tang Hua did not say: Let's go to the word test. As soon as he said this, people probably just pulled the plug

The sword fell out. Tang Hua's reason was: Idol, please help me choose some equipment for tomorrow's marathon.

Sha Po Lang Di Ren asked Tang Huabiao to call himself his idol for the hundredth time, and then a bunch of extra equipment came out, and two more added flying swords. Sha Po Lang said generously: Just pick a few items and get a 40% discount.

The products produced by Shapolang must be high-quality products. To be honest, there are two pieces of equipment that really make Tang Hua's heart beat. But "you have to be reserved." Tang Hua said that he can't cheat his friends, and he can't use such good equipment, and his pocket is just for the swimming competition.

The bonus he received. Sha Po Lang agreed after seeing that everything was fine and that he hadn’t gone to the market to hunt for treasures in a long time.

"It is made from the skin of a superior god-raised cow. Its attributes are almost equal to those of golden equipment. It adds blood, energy and attack. It only sells for thirty gold."

"Complete the dry bags, garbage sale, starting from one gold, welcome to come here to find treasures."

"Magic weapon, magic weapon" only costs 300 gold. Come and try your luck. It may be an artifact or an immortal weapon. For only 300 gold, you have a chance to shake hands with the artifact.

Zapolang looked at the attributes of the clothes and then looked at Tang Hua: "The equipment level of this blue suit is just right. It also has health bonus and absorbs damage. It only costs 30 gold, which is quite a bargain."

"Okay!" Tang Hua bought a piece of garbage and shouted to the stars: "Why haven't you died yet? I'm at the end of East Street.

"I was on the east street and met a girl who insisted that I be her husband. I couldn't get away from her."

Who told you to put on fortune-telling equipment so early? Tang Hua replied: "Kill her."

"Please, I have professional ethics."

"Sister, I spent 80 gold to buy a bunch of junk. If you don't come over, I will go bankrupt." By the way, I looked down upon Sha Po Lang's eye for selecting equipment. He even ignored the most basic defensive properties of his clothes.

"All right!"

A minute later, the star appeared not far away, shouting slogans and walking towards the two of them: "Fortune telling, fortune telling. One hexagram, one gold. Fortune telling, marriage fortune counting, concave fortune telling, task counting

Tang Hua News: "Get away so quickly?"

"Yeah! I told the girl that I was actually Dongfang Eggplant, and I came up with this trick just to chase her, so she disappeared."

Tang Hua gritted his teeth. Wasn't this an obvious scolding of himself?

The two sides were getting closer and closer, and a girl at the store suddenly pulled the clothes of the man next to her: "There are fortune tellers."

Damn it! You are obviously a liar, but you still want to be fooled? It is better to let me fall for it. Tang Hua reached the star in one stride, pushed the man and woman aside and said sincerely: "Master, please help me tell your fortune."

Sha Po Lang shouted from behind: "Fenghuo, that one is a player, and most likely a liar." He just shouted in the street without giving any face to the liar Xing Xing.

"You say I'm a liar?"

"Not interested in."

Xingxing grabbed two pieces of copper and smiled coldly: "You don't dare, Sha Po Lang."

Sha Po Lang was shocked and glanced at Tang Hua. Tang Hua was also obviously surprised. Could it be that he said that his whereabouts had been discovered? Sha Po Lang looked at the stars for a while, and the stars looked at each other without fear.

Seconds later, Tang Hua said: "There are too many people on the street. It's too ambiguous to look at it like this. Why don't you find a private room?"

"Okay!" Sha Po Lang said coldly: "I'm asking a question. If you answer correctly, it will cost you a hundred gold. If you answer incorrectly, I will kill you."

"good".

The players were seated on the left and right, and the players were paying attention to each other. Referee Tang Hua said: "Leidi, dog!"

"Ask!" Sha Po Lang showed the magic sword: "What is this sword for?"

Sha Po Lang was surprised to find that after Xing Xing closed his eyes, the two copper plates in his hands started to shine. A minute later, Xing Xing opened his eyes and replied: "This sword is a divine weapon, and it is also a magic weapon. There are two women in the sword.

The ghosts host, one is blue and the other is red, the red one is the fierce ghost, and the blue one is the host body of the sword."

"Crack!" Sha Po Lang crushed the teacup in his hand. This was too unbelievable. Every time he accepted a mission and arrived in Gujiang Country, the red and blue female ghosts would appear to issue missions. The blue ghost was very kind. The red ghost was very kind.

Violent. This is a secret that no one else knows except himself. Sure enough, there are strangers in the world. Sha Po Lang has always looked down on the profession of alchemists. Those who catch ghosts, exorcise ghosts, and attract thunder and rain, he especially looks down on them.

I didn't expect scholars to tell fortunes and read stars like this. I didn't expect that with three hundred and sixty-five lines, I would be the number one scholar. I can cover the sky with one hand. One hundred gold! Sha Po Lang willingly traded it.

The third confrontation: Sha Po Lang was defeated miserably.

"Since Master knows that I am Sha Po Lang, do you know the purpose of my coming here?" Just now he was counting items, and now he is counting tasks. Xingxing was confident and took out a paper and pen: "Please write a small word as you like! Let you

Know what it means to be a professional fortune teller.

Sha Po Lang took the pen and wrote without thinking: Kill!

Xingxing nodded and said: "One look at this word tells us that you have a deep murderous intention in your heart. Let's take a look at it. Below the word "kill" is a but with an extra horizontal line, which means negation. It means that your purpose this time must not be a small one, which represents a contradiction.

, a very right-wing contradiction. So Zhou Biaokai. The first task is to kill this person who is not a small person, and the second is to protect this person who is not a small person."

Wrong calculation! Tang Hua was in a hurry. But he didn't expect that Sha Po Lang opened his mouth wide in shock with an "ah". He did have two tasks. The first was naturally to take Sha Lao Qi's token to upgrade the Demon Sword. Second, he also

He has the identity of Lao Qi's security guard. Of course, the latter is completely serving the former, but Xingxing is absolutely right. He does have two extremely contradictory tasks. At this moment, Xingxing has a god-like existence in his heart.

"Is it correct?" Tang Hua asked carefully.

"Yeah!" Sha Po Lang nodded and traded the stars for a silver note.

No way! This girl is really so amazing. Tang Hua picked up the pen and wrote: Broken! Then he pushed it back in front of the star.

Xingxing glanced at it casually and said: "This word means stone skin, which means you have a stone-thick skin."

Tang Hua went crazy. Did this guy calculate it or did he harm himself? He must have harmed himself. His skin is not as thick as a stone, at most it is thicker than an old cow's skin.

When Xingxing saw Tang Huamo Zhu, he felt happy in his heart, but said seriously: "There is another hexagram today, who among you can count?"

Tang Hua stretched out his hand: "Please."

"Yes!" Sha Po Lang nodded and wrote on the paper, "Wolf. Question: Master, can you calculate whether my trip to kill this person who is not a small person will go smoothly."

"Yeah! It's difficult to predict the future." Xingxing took the dysprosium board and closed his eyes again, looking like a master who deserves a beating from Tang Hua. After a long time, Xingxing opened his eyes and said: "The right side of the wolf is good. The wolf is good.

The left part is: You must be kind and cunning to succeed."

"?"

"That's all the system said." Xingxing said bitterly: "According to my own understanding, if you are kind to people and things, it is very likely that someone will reciprocate and help you, and this person must be more cunning and cunning."

"Why isn't he cunning?" Tang Hua was very dissatisfied that the word cunning might fall on him. To be honest, if Sha Po Lang trusted him more, he would definitely help him get rid of Lao Qi, but the premise is that

Take the sword in your hand.

Xingxing shook his head: "He wrote the word "kill". How could he be cunning when he was already conflicted. But your word "kill" reminded me that you are thick-skinned. Maybe you will be the one to help him."

Is it true or not? Tang Hua raised a question mark in his mind. Why does it sound so mysterious, but it does mean something. The message: "What does it mean?"

Xingxing replied: "Aren't I giving you more opportunities to be by his side?"

"What about the cunning one?"

"That one is calculated, and it's very vague. I'm wondering if the system takes into account that you form a team, and then the two of you add up to each other. So if Sha Po Lang treats you better, you will help him?"

"What about that broken character?"

"There's no need to calculate this, I'll judge it directly."

"Your banana, what about the word "kill" on the front?"

"Please, I can't even figure out what mission he has. If he only has one mission, I will say: your main purpose is to kill this person who is not a small person. Also, don't ask, he

That sword is also calculated. From now on, you will treat me as a little girl and a big liar. I have a serious master, a serious profession, and a serious shaving tool."

"Master Sha Po Lang wants to say something else.

Xingxing waved his hand to stop him: "I'll give you a hexagram. The characters written by you two are Sha Po Lang, which is also your name. People who are born under the sign of Sha Po Lang have been wandering all their lives. They have ups and downs, but they have the heroic physique to become famous in one fell swoop. You are here

The same is true for missions, with ups and downs, so I hope you are mentally prepared."

"Master Xie, can you see the true face of the master and make me a friend?"

Xingxing took off his mask: "Actually, we are acquaintances, but don't worry, I have professional ethics and will not betray you. As for adding friends, there are three things I can't count: friends can't be counted, people in the same gang can't be counted, and I can't be counted.

Moreover, the system also said that this thing depends on fate and one's own efforts. We should wait until fate comes." After saying that, he stood up.

It turned out to be Xingxing? However, Sha Polang did not doubt Xingxing's words and stood up respectfully: "Please, please walk slowly."

As soon as Xingxing went out, Tang Hua hurriedly said: "Wolf! This woman is the sister of the boss of Shuangshi. This time, the people who protect Lao Qi are all people with one sword and two lions. Do you want to

"What?"

"Kill and silence!" Tang Hua said fiercely.

Sha Po Lang looked at Tang Hua like an idiot: "She will be resurrected."

"And I believe in her professional ethics. But why does she put on makeup to tell fortunes?"

"It's probably a mission from the sect. I'm a fortune teller, so my daily mission is of course to tell people's fortunes."

"Anyway," Sha Po Lang said, "It seems we'd better cooperate."

"Yeah!"

"How many pieces of equipment are there?" Let's go pick them out first."

"No need, Brother Lang." Tang Hua was anxious not to buy any more junk: "Frugality is a virtue."
To be continued...
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