Chapter 314 313: A series of extremely vindictive massacres! Is the team that can stop the Lakers finally here?

Author: Grove Street Brothers

Chapter 314 313: A series of extremely vindictive massacres! Is the team that can stop the Lakers finally here?

A floating three-pointer from the corner beat the Knicks, and he scored 41 points in the first game of his comeback.

In the first game back, Shay released a blockbuster that shocked the entire league!

And Shay's words, "Next, Coach Xie will take turns checking your work one by one," also made all teams in the league nervous.

That bloodthirsty maniac is really back again!

No matter what the rules are, no matter what the opponent, Shay can show a dominant performance!

Old Bass sat in the audience and applauded.

So when the league changed its salary rules, Bass was strongly opposed to it.

If you don't give someone like Shay 40 million a year, the Chinese fans next door will think that the NBA can't afford him if they see it!

Who can afford such a small salary!?

Take it away, take it away, take the salary cap away!

After being interviewed by on-site reporters, Shay walked into the tunnel amidst the cheers of the fans.

Although the game is over, the Lakers fans at the scene are still reluctant to leave. To them, tonight is as happy as a holiday.

and

They haven't scolded the shark enough yet!

That kid was so arrogant at the scene just now, but he ran away with his tail between his legs after the game. The Lakers fans couldn't even get enough of the fight.

So, when the fans reluctantly walked out of the stadium and met the reporters, they all sent their best wishes to the Sharks in front of the cameras:

"Shaq, Shay is your daddy!"

"Who said we were going to beat the Lakers by double digits? Does your face hurt now?"

"He is worthy of being the 51st swept superstar. He can always come up with some unexpected ways to die."

"Fakeshark! Fakeshark! Fakeshark!"

Therefore, history is a cycle.

In the original history, Shark became the leading star of Los Angeles, but in this history, he became the leader of Los Angeles.

However, the shark's nightmare has only just begun.

The cordial greetings from the fans are not formal enough after all.

People believe that Shay will definitely love the shark with his mouth at the press conference next! More cruelly than he loves female celebrities!

The press conference after the game was indeed lively. It was obvious that the old media center of the Great Western Forum could no longer meet Shay's traffic.

As soon as he came up, before reporters asked questions, Shay had already started his performance:

"Hey guys, long time no see. I heard before that there is a guy who wants to beat us by double digits. Do you know who this guy is?"

The reporters all laughed and started, the performance of Chef Ding Jie Shark began!

Immediately afterwards, reporters also cooperated with Shea's performance: "Why did you choose to use a three-pointer to end the game at the last moment? Is it a helpless move or intentional?"

"There is no choice but to shoot three-pointers because I have the ability.

I'm not like some 51-year-old superstars who haven't improved at all in shooting after so many years."

The reporters fully realized the depth of Shay's vindictiveness, and this was not a word about sharks, and a sentence about sharks.

Who asked the Sharks to provoke Shay in the game? It was just a crazy temptation on the verge of death.

"You scored 41 points in your first game back. Does the league's new defensive rules really have no impact on you?"

"Actually, it still has some impact. In the past, I might have scored 51 points. Today I only scored 41 points, but I still didn't perform well.

But I took a few shots and scored higher than Shaq, so my performance today can barely be considered passing."

reporter:

"Only score" 41 points. This is really adding salt to the shark's wounds!

When faced with the question "How to evaluate Shaquille O'Neal today?", Shay was even more ruthless:

"To be honest, I don't have a particularly deep impression of him. Are you talking about the guy who gets swept in the playoffs every year?"

Shay showed no mercy at all, and already made the shark fly into the sky with just the use of his tongue.

He is indeed the best ventriloquist in the NBA.

At the end of the press conference, the reporter also asked Shea what the probability of the team returning to the playoffs was.

This time, Shea looked serious: "Didn't the media say it all, the probability is only 0.1%. I also think that the Lakers' probability of making the playoffs is only 0.1%."

At this point, reporters thought that even Shea thought it was too difficult to make the playoffs.

But soon, Shay changed the subject:

“However, as long as it is not 0%, I will seize the opportunity!

Just like today's situation of being 2 points behind in 1.7 seconds, even if there are not many opportunities, I will seize it!

You say that times have changed, indeed, times have changed.

My opponents have changed from McQueen, Charles and Dreams to AI, Kobe, Shark and Duncan.

Some legends will pass over time,

But I am destined to be as eternal as gold!”

Shay ended today's Milk Shark Conference with these words.

Undoubtedly, the next day, all the ugly newspapers published this sentence: "Some legends will pass with time, but I am destined to be as eternal as gold."

Genius knows where Shay copied this golden sentence.

Barkley said directly on TNT's basketball show: "Did you see it? Shay's casual words are a hundred times better than Shaq's bad lyrics!"

Even a sports protective equipment company was inspired by this sentence and came up with an advertising slogan: "Men should be as gold-rich and wine-loving as Shay!"

All we can say is that this is Shay's appeal.

A casual sentence from his press conference can become a buzzword.

As for Shark, this Big Mac who is at the top of the MVP rankings instantly became a clown in the eyes of the media:

"The Sharks are among the top three in the MVP rankings, but Shay is not in the MVP rankings.

Because the MVP rankings simply cannot reflect Shay’s level!”

"Shark, center version of Drexler."

"Before the game, the Shark threatened to beat Shay by double digits, but he created a record that was even more terrifying than double digits. He beat the Lakers by -1 point!"

O'Neal didn't dare to read the newspaper. He was afraid that he would decide to announce his retirement the next day after reading the newspaper.

The psychological harm that Shay caused him was too great.

From the Magic era to the Knicks era, Shai was deeply involved in the history of the Sharks' beatings.

When Shark returned to the hotel last night, he told the waiters not to deliver newspapers to his room.

Unexpectedly, when he got on the team bus the next day, Shark saw a stack of the latest newspapers on his exclusive seat!

Even without looking carefully, Shark could still see the photo on the headline cover. It was a picture of himself stupidly raising his arms under the basket to celebrate victory, but was beaten by Shai with a three-pointer.

O'Neill's mouth suddenly twitched, this is crazy.

Who did it!?

Isn’t this just trying to pick on my nerves!

At this time, the cauliflower snake approached the shark with a smile:

"Shaq, sit down. I put the newspaper down so that you won't be bored during the long journey back to New York~"

O'Neal looked at Kobe with his mouth twitching, but Kobe actually had a "please praise me" expression on his face.

O'Neal almost fainted on the spot. Kobe was sent by God to punish me!

The father beats people, and the son strikes back. Is this in the Ganges River?

In this way, O'Neal had to read the news that ridiculed him all the way in the newspapers, and returned to New York sadly.

The crazy shark in the deep sea turned into a little salted fish again.

However, the entire league knows that Shark's beating is just the beginning.

Next, Shay will launch brutal revenge on the whole world!

Those who say that Shea's era is over, those who say that the Lakers only have a 0.1% chance of making the playoffs.

And the players who have humiliated the Lakers before.
To be continued...