Chapter 239 238: Haven't dunked on your head yet? Arrange now(1/3)
Chapter 239 238: Haven’t dunked on you yet? Arrange it now!
Author: Grove Street Brothers
Chapter 239 238: Haven’t dunked on you yet? Arrange it now!
Although a long time has passed since the incident in which Jordan was beaten, his body is still found and whipped from time to time.
No, because the regular season of the 1995-96 season has reached the final step, so all major sports channels are doing review programs of this season.
Then
Jordan once again saw major TV stations broadcasting footage of himself dancing on the basketball court.
TNT TV station even matched the scene of Jordan being beaten with funny music.
The host exclaimed, this is the most elegant dance move in NBA history!
As expected of TNT, it already has a bit of a futuristic feel to it.
Jordan changed the channel speechlessly, only to find that NBC's review program was still talking about his beating.
A picture of him being beaten beyond recognition was hung on the screen, and the host also added the words: "Shay's penis is so big that it breaks the mouth of Danzi's mouth, and two of his teeth are embedded in the flesh."
Jordan:.
What nonsense are you talking about?
How can I have a good fight and make it look like I was raped by Shay?
Are you really going to feel no pain in your conscience if you tirelessly ruin your words like this?
Finally, when Jordan switched to ESPN, the program seriously reported this season's record.
Jordan finally felt at ease watching basketball programs.
This is his favorite topic!
The Los Angeles Lakers currently have 56 wins and 25 losses, ranking fourth in the Western Conference.
This is Shea's worst record outside of his rookie season.
However, considering the Lakers' poor record at the beginning of the season and the fact that the team has just been disbanded, they still have the oldest average age in the league.
It is already very proud to have such a record.
However, not many people care about the Lakers' ranking and record now.
The eyes of the world are focused on Chicago.
Because the Bulls broke the Lakers' previous record of 70 wins in a single season in their last game yesterday!
That's right, the Bulls still won 72 games as they did in history!
Although Jordan was injured for five games because he was beaten by Shea, in the original history, 72 wins was not the result of the Bulls' best efforts.
So after Jordan returns, he is fully capable of saving the Bulls from losing a few games and winning back the games he lost when he was injured!
Ever since, Jordan has raised his divinity to another level this season.
He broke Shay's 70-win record, and crushed Shay in terms of scoring title. He was tit for tat with Shay in every aspect!
It reminds the world everywhere that he, Qiao, is the best player of this era!
Jordan just wants to tell Shay that I will always keep you under control.
First break your season record, and then block your possibility of becoming the scoring champion!
Jordan was really angry. The last time he was beaten by Shay and he ran around on the court was the most embarrassing thing in his life.
To this day, Barkley often laughs at Jordan about this: "You are the first guy I have ever seen who actively provoked others and was beaten to the point of running away. You are seeking death!"
How could Jordan's self-esteem stand being laughed at by a pig?
Therefore, his desire for revenge is particularly strong now.
He just wanted to let Shay know what would happen if he pissed him off!
The 70-win streak has been broken, and now we are just short of the scoring champion!
Currently, Jordan's total score this season is 2,341 points, while Shea's total score is 2,291 points.
Because the Bulls had already played the last game of the regular season one day early, Shea had one game less, but was 50 points behind Jordan!
Since Shea has played the same number of games as Jordan this season, if he wants to surpass Jordan in scoring average, Shea must score 51 points in the last game to surpass Jordan in scoring average by 0.01 points!
I don’t know why, but at this moment when Shea needs to score points, both Connelly and Bellucci now express great pressure!
But in Jordan's view, even if Shay eats a row of fruits in one night, he won't be able to win the scoring title.
Although Shea has scored 50+ points twice this season, the highest scoring game was 55 points.
But after all, not everyone is as useless as Drexler!
And based on the scale of 82 games, with just two 50+ games, the probability of Shai scoring 50+ points is only 2.4%.
This probability is lower than the probability of a basketball author finding a girlfriend!
What's more, the Lakers' last opponent, the Denver Nuggets, also has Mutombo, the shot-blocking leader.
Mutombo averaged 4.5 hot pots per game this season, nearly one more than second-placed Sean Bradley!
Moreover, the Nuggets themselves are a team with a tenacious style and will not give up easily.
Their ability to defeat the SuperSonics in seven games proved the resilience of this team. This season, the Nuggets are also one of the few teams that have defeated the Bulls.
A team like this won't let Shay do whatever he wants.
Michael Jordan is full of confidence and will definitely not overturn this time!
Competing with me for the scoring title? You are just thinking nonsense!
At the same time, at Shay's house, Shay swallowed as he looked at Bellucci who had filled the sofa with sexy clothes.
"Come on Shay, let's wear all these clothes tonight!
Ah, don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not doing it for my own comfort, I’m doing it all for your competition!
Really, I have no selfish intentions at all!"
Shay looked at this dazzling sexy clothes and didn't know where Bellucci bought them!
One of the sets has a complete skirt in the front, but there is only one thread in the back! It’s really like one set in front of you and the other in the back!
And these trousers, can they be called trousers? They are just a piece of seafood rope!
I was also reincarnated as a cotton thread, and that thread was really salty!
If he were to do this all over again, there would be a question mark as to whether Shay would be able to play in the game tomorrow!
Under the guise of "helping Shay get 50 points," Bellucci couldn't wait to start changing clothes.
Tonight, this golfer in his prime will give Shay a special training before the game!
In the locker room the next day, his teammates all looked at Shay with smiles on their faces.
As soon as Shay arrived in the locker room, everyone looked at him and smiled. Ewing shouted, "Xie, you look radiant! Did you leave the voice-activated light on again last night?"
Shay opened his eyes wide: "Why do you accuse someone of innocence out of thin air!"
"What innocence? I just saw Bellucci arrive at the scene. She can't pretend to be happy!"
After hearing this, Shay blushed, and the veins on his forehead popped out, and argued: "How come this matter of scoring the top scorer comes from your mouth so improperly?"
On the other side, everyone from the Nuggets also arrived at the Great Western Forum.
Don't think that since Mutombo is a good friend of Shay, he will give Shay a favor so that Shay can win the scoring title as he wishes.
Players in this era would not do such a thing.
What's more, these people who came out of Georgetown University all have one characteristic - no matter how good their relationship is in private, they will be more ruthless on the court!
Men, when we go to the Gold Club to sing and sing, we can mingle together, but when it’s time to compete, we still have to mingle seriously, and a dozen is a dozen.
In the original history, the Heat and Knicks fought bloody battles in the Eastern Conference playoffs, with Mourning and Ewing almost fighting each other on the court.
But this did not affect Ewing at all. He was the first to stand up and say that he would donate a kidney to Mourning.
Therefore, Mutombo will not deliberately let go in order to help Shay win the scoring title.
In that case, he felt that he was just humiliating Shay.
What's more, this game is the Nuggets' last chance to enter the playoffs.
Half an hour ago, the game between the Warriors and the Mavericks ended.
Although Lao Hu, who plays for the Mavericks, was in great shape today and had a great touch, scoring 21 points.
But he couldn't hold off Kidd, who made 1 of 12 shots from the field and had only one goal in the game!
Old Hu is convinced, I really can’t lead him!
I originally came to the Mavericks to study and to have a good relationship with the Mavericks.
But Lao Hu found out that he was so big!
To be continued...