Li Banghua also looked a little embarrassed. He gave a bitter smile and replied: "Your Majesty, I have neglected my duty. I misunderstood Your Majesty because of my preconceptions. Therefore, I concluded that the Nine Gates soldiers must have been transferred by Your Majesty to move the capital, so I did not send anyone to investigate.

Investigate. Please give me four hours, Your Majesty, and I will definitely get to the bottom of this matter."

Fan Jingwen also went out to report at this time: "Your Majesty, when I was mobilizing the Beijing camp, I also noticed that something was wrong. Soldiers also disappeared inexplicably in some barracks. It was just that I and Mr. Wang Jiayan were in a hurry to complete the task.

I did not go through the tasks assigned by His Majesty carefully. After today's court meeting, I will lead the Lords of the Ministry of War to thoroughly investigate the matter."

Li Banghua and Fan Jingwen were both rushing to investigate the mysterious disappearance of the soldiers. Is it because they were fighting for power or trying to show off in front of Wu Fan? Wu Fan didn't want to delve into it. Anyway, he had an incredible mobile phone in his hand and could know everyone at any time.

The changes in the thoughts of the minister were much more powerful than those of Jinyiwei, Dongchang, and Xichang, and they were not afraid of any conspiracy at all. So Wu Fan simply handed over the matter to the two of them to handle, and Wu Fan himself was not afraid of it anyway.

Don't know how to deal with these things.

Wu Fan's head was enlarged dozens of times in the next court meeting. One by one, the ministers reported various military and state affairs in various ministries, temples and departments. Wu Fan didn't understand them at all. That's right, it made Wu Fan like this.

It was really difficult for a decorator to suddenly come to deal with the complicated government affairs.

So Wu Fan didn't express any opinions at all, and only occasionally said hum, or directly said "I understand", anyway, it was all kinds of promises, but unexpectedly, this further highlighted his sense of mystery. In this court meeting, Wu Fan

His performance was completely imagined by ministers like Fan Jingwen and Li Banghua to be the type of Wu Fan who was extremely wise and could be regarded as a model of an emperor through the ages.

You must know that the political circle of the Ming Dynasty originally believed that the emperor was superior and left matters to the ministers to complete. Except for a few extremely powerful emperors such as Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di, most of the remaining emperors still did not care.

, this is also one of the reasons why there were so many authoritarian eunuchs in the Ming Dynasty.

In history, Zhu Youjian of Chongzhen had an excessive desire for power and tried to take power back from the hands of his ministers, which led to constant disputes in the court, causing continuous killings and heads rolling in the Ming Dynasty, which gave Manchu great power.

The opportunity for the rise of the Qing Dynasty, Li Zicheng, Zhang Xianzhong and others was, of course, due to the excessive power of the eunuchs in the late Ming Dynasty, the prevalence of corruption in the officialdom, and several natural disasters, which ultimately led to the collapse of the Ming Dynasty.

Suddenly Zhu Youjian became Wu Fan, and Wu Fan knew almost nothing about politics, economics, and military affairs. After all, you can't ask a decorator to suddenly know everything, even if he has a cheating mobile phone.

It didn't work either. Therefore, Wu Fan's image of not saying anything in court suddenly became taller in the hearts of the important ministers.

It was so easy to wait until Wang Chengen shouted: "Quit the court!" Wu Fan almost burst into tears, Nimei! It's finally over. This is even more tiring than attending the school's opening ceremony when he was a child. Wu Fan almost burst into tears after peeing.

Fan suppressed the prostatitis, and at the end of the day, Wu Fan wanted to reach into his crotch and squeeze his little brother hard. Moreover, if Wu Fan hadn't figured out how to reach into the crotch of the dragon robe, he said

Maybe Wu Fan really did it like this. Anyway, with the Long Bookcase blocking it, no one else except Wang Chengen could really see it.

Wu Fan squeezed his legs hard and left Zhongji Hall awkwardly. As soon as he walked into a passage next to Zhongji Hall with high walls on both sides, Wu Fan turned to Wang Chengen and the first thing he said was: "Bathroom

where?"

Wang Chengen was stunned for a moment: "Your Majesty, do you want to wash your hands? I will arrange for someone to clean the basin now."

Wu Fan gritted his teeth and said: "Instead of washing my hands, I want to pee, pee!"

Only then did Wang Chengen realize it, and he hurriedly arranged for someone to get the clean bucket. The problem was that Wu Fan had reached the point where he couldn't bear it anymore. Looking at the little eunuch running to get the clean bucket, Wu Fan knew that the flood situation could not wait any longer.

When the little eunuch came back, in order not to actually pee in his pants, Wu Fan stared at Wang Chengen and said: "Take off your pants for me!"

So the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty who urinated in public appeared.

When Wang Chengen quickly helped Wu Fan take off his pants, water drops could already be seen on the top of his penis. The moment the gate was opened to release the flood, Wu Fan felt that this was more enjoyable than the emperor going to court.

, but what Wu Fan never expected was that when he opened the gate to release the water, Wang Chengen actually reached out to help him support his little brother. What was going on with his mother?

Wu Fan has never encountered this kind of situation since he was a child. Even when he was peed by his parents when he was a child, he never saw his parents helping him to hold up his little brother. When Wu Fan ended the battle with a shiver, Wang Chengen carefully helped him.

Wu Fan shook, shook off the last few drops, and then gently helped Wu Fan put on his pants.

Wu Fan almost screamed to the sky at this time. It's great to be an emperor. It's so good. These 10 years of life are really worth it. Even after peeing in this place, someone will help him shake it off.

Being such an emperor for one year is enough.

After Wang Chengen had helped Wu Fan to clean up, the little eunuch who ran to get the bucket came back. Wang Chengen waved his hand from the little eunuch who was far away from the toilet, saying that the emperor had finished taking care of it, so don't bring the bucket to the emperor.

The emperor is here.

Under the guidance of Wang Chengen, Wu Fan took two steps forward, suddenly looked back at the vast ocean in the corner, and suddenly came up with a strange idea: If in his previous life, he would have dared to enter the Palace of Harmony in the Forbidden City (center)

If you urinate in the aisle next to Jidian), you will probably be dragged into a small dark room by the armed police and educated for a long time, right?

Back in the palace, Wang Chengen directed the eunuchs and maids to change Wu Fan into regular clothes, serve tea and snacks, rub his shoulders and legs, and fan himself. After a lot of busy work, Wu Fan took out his old man style comfortably and lay on the soft couch with his eyes slightly closed.

Apart from opening his mouth to drink water and eat snacks, he didn't even have to move his fingers. Just like that, Wu Fan still thought with a little regret that if his mobile phone could play some pop music, it would be almost perfect.

When Wu Fan was almost relaxed, Wang Chengen waved the eunuchs and maids out of the palace. While pressing Wu Fan's head hard, he asked softly: "Your Majesty, Mr. Li is still waiting for you. When will you go?

Want to meet the envoy sent by Li Chuang?"

Wang Chengen's words completely knocked away Wu Fan's thoughts of enjoyment. He straightened up and sat up. He waved to Wang Chengen repeatedly and said, "Hey, forget this. Hurry, lead me over."

Wu Fan allowed Wang Chengen to help him put on his shoes and put the mobile phone he had been holding into his arms. It was not that Wu Fan wanted Wang Chengen and the others to see the mobile phone. In fact, when Wang Chengen directed the eunuchs to change Wu Fan's clothes, Wu Fan

There was no place to hide his cell phone, so Wu Fan had no choice but to hold it in his hand. Fortunately, Wu Fan was the emperor. Although he was holding something that no one had seen before, no one dared to ask what it was.

, Wang Chengen once tried to help Wu Fan hold the phone. How dare Wu Fan let the phone leave his side? He immediately glared. No one, including Wang Chengen, dared to touch Wu Fan's phone again.

Although Wang Chengen knew the existence of the mobile phone, Wu Fan would never operate the mobile phone in front of the second person, so in Wang Chengen's view, it was just a strange glass brand, although he didn't know why the emperor kept holding it in his hand.

However, Wang Chengen did not take the mobile phone seriously. There were too many rare treasures around the emperor, and Wang Chengen was already used to it.

Wu Fan sat in a two-person sedan, led by Wang Chengen, and arrived at the room where the envoys Li Jiantai and Li Zicheng were waiting. Standing outside the door were dozens of armor-piercing warriors, all of them tall and murderous, obviously belonging to the Ming Dynasty.

The elite of the army, after all, the emperor was coming to meet the rebels, so Li Jiantai and Wang Chengen did not dare to be careless in their security work. Wang Chengen signaled with his hands that the warriors around the room did not need to take any action, and turned around to open the sedan curtain for Wu Fan.

Wu Fan got off the sedan and stood at the door to calm down a little. It would be a lie to say that Wu Fan was not nervous. After all, the upcoming meeting will affect whether Wu Fan can overcome the current difficulties and prepare for the next year.

His career as a free emperor is off to a good start. If Li Zicheng is successfully recruited, then he can completely let Li Zicheng attack and destroy Zhang Xianzhong and other anti-kings.

Moreover, without Li Zicheng's attack on Beijing, Wu Sangui would not have surrendered to the Qing Dynasty. Regardless of Wu Sangui's character, his military capabilities have been proven by history, and he is fully capable of guarding Shanhaiguan and stopping the Manchu Qing from moving south.

Without the threats of Li Zicheng, Zhang Xianzhong and the Manchus, it would not be a problem for Wu Fan to be emperor steadily this year. As for things like governing the country and bringing peace to the world, Wu Fan had never thought about it. Whoever had the ability would achieve it.

Well, Wu Fan came here with the mentality of playing a game, just wanting to enjoy a year of comfortable and luxurious emperor career, and then wave his hand and take away not a single plant or tree. After leaving here, I don't care about the floods.

After Wu Fan stopped at the door, Wang Chengen took two steps, bowed and pushed Wu Fan open the door, and at the same time shouted in a long and loud voice: "The Emperor has arrived."

Wu Fan walked in. There were only three people in the room. As Wu Fan came in, Li Jiantai hurriedly stood up and bowed to greet Wu Fan. The other two people seemed a little nervous. They stood up after Li Jiantai, but they were at a loss what to do.

How to salute? One of them may have been too nervous and even knocked over the chair at his feet. A clang made the two of them startled. For a moment, they didn't know whether they should go say hello to Wu Fan first or bring the chair to Wu Fan first.

The chair is good to hold up.

Seeing the performance of these two Li Zicheng envoys, Wu Fan suddenly calmed down. I am the emperor, what am I afraid of? Everyone in this world should be afraid of me, but I don't need to be afraid of anything.

Human, so what if you are Huang Taiji, who is known as a wise and powerful warrior? If you make me anxious, I will delete you directly from my phone. Isn’t it just a waste of a few years of life? I, Wu Fan, have nothing else but a long life, haha
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