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Chapter 59 Daily life in Lilliputian

Li Daoxuan simply changed the name of his Douyin account to "Daily Life in Lilliput (tilt-shift photography)". With this change, he can be arrogant and unscrupulously post videos that clearly look like Lilliput.

Okay, anyway, I have clearly stated that I am "tilt-shift photography". You don't doubt that I really have a Lilliputian at home, right?

After thinking about it carefully, the video of building a Taoist temple just now, although it is real and beautiful, is not shocking enough. If you want to attract a lot of traffic, I am afraid you need something more exciting and exciting.

Of course it is - fight!

He rummaged through the pile of videos and soon came across the video of the "Supreme Ming King" attacking Gaojiacun. It was very good, so let's start from here.

Edit carefully and add some filters.

Upload again!

Along with the copy: "The hard-working villagers of Lilliput were attacked by the bandits. Everyone took up arms to defend their homes..."

Damn it, I wish I had been more serious when I was studying, but now my copywriting is terrible. It’s a good thing I didn’t become a writer, otherwise I would definitely be a deadbeat.

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A group of thirty-two people were rushing towards the county seat.

No one spoke, they were all afraid of meeting the rebels.

However, fate plays tricks on people, and Murphy's Law is no joke. The more you fear something, the more likely it will happen.

Walking about ten miles away from the village, there was a sudden noise on both sides of the road, and nearly a hundred people rushed out of the woods with all kinds of strange weapons in their hands. As soon as this group of people came out, they surrounded the mountain road in front and behind.

He stopped and stared at the packages carried by the thirty-two others.

When the third lady saw the malicious eyes of the people here, her first action was to hug her package tightly. There were several jars of "miracle medicine" inside, which must not be snatched away.

Gao Chuwu and Zheng Daniu were the first to draw their swords.

A group of young people all showed their weapons.

But they all knew in their hearts that with such a huge disparity in numbers, a few swords could not save them.

Thirty-Two pretended to be calm and shouted loudly: "You are recruiting people to show your talents. I am Thirty-Two, the master of the county master. I...these behind me...are all 'helpers' in the county government. If you

If you dare to attack us, you are rebelling, your family will be confiscated and your clan will be destroyed, and no one will survive."

In this case, he could only brag. He used his old position to bluff people, and then called the five senior high school students as "helpers" and added some official status. This might scare these people.

.

(PS: Bang Xian is similar to modern ‘external staff’ and has no formal establishment. In the Ming Dynasty, a government official usually had three or five Bang Xian.)

Unfortunately, Thirty-Two’s words did not frighten the group. The leader laughed: “We dare to kill the county magistrate, why are we afraid of you, a mere master?”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was shocked.

but……

But Thirty-Two's eyes lit up and he immediately understood: "You...are you Baishui Wang Er, Wang Haohan's subordinates?"

The leader chuckled and said: "That's right! We are all fooling around with Brother Wang Er, are you scared? Hahaha, no one near or far doesn't know that we killed the county magistrate Zhang Yaocai, you actually dare to use the name of Master to scare me

?Hahaha!"

With this smile, Thirty-Two seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and said loudly: "It will be easier if he is Wang Haohan's brother. This hero, we have an old relationship with Wang Haohan and are friends. You must not treat us badly."

Do it, otherwise Wang Haohan finds out and may hurt your brothers' feelings."

The leader was stunned when he heard this, and then cursed: "What nonsense are you talking about? You were related to the county magistrate before, and now you want to be related to my brother Wang? You are not a good person at first glance."

Thirty-Two had sweat on his forehead. This was a life-or-death situation. He couldn't say a word wrong. He pretended to be tough: "I'm sorry to say something ugly in front of you. We and Wang Haohan really have an old relationship. Please touch me."

Try it, Wang Haohan will tear your bones apart."

This time, he really frightened the little leader. He was stunned for a long time. He didn't know whether to shout "kill them" or not. If he didn't give the order, the other thieves would not dare to move. The scene was frozen.

At the end of the bandit army, a young man slipped away quietly and ran towards the hillside behind.

The little boss felt a little guilty because he was really afraid of offending his eldest brother's friends: "You must be fucking lying to me. How could my brother Wang have an affair with a fat guy like you?"

Thirty-Two actually felt guilty. He didn't know if Wang Er still missed Gaojiacun, but now he could only bite the bullet and said: "Then come over and chop me, kill us, your eldest brother will turn around and kill you."

Chop it into eighteen pieces and hang them on the tree."

Both sides are fierce in appearance and inwardly jealous.

The scene is frozen again!

Nervous, both sides are nervous, and if you make a wrong step, it is the word for death.

At this moment, a shout sounded from the hillside in the distance: "Everyone, put down your knives."

Both parties turned their heads and looked up the slope. Baishui Wang Er was coming, and there was a young man in front of him leading the way.

Wang Er strode quickly to the field.

He glanced to the left: "Sure enough, he is from Gaojiacun."

Glancing to the right: "White Cat, get your people out."

It turned out that the little leader's name was Baimao. When he heard Wang Er's order, he secretly thought it was dangerous: These people really know Brother Wang. Fortunately, I didn't hack them to death.

Thirty-Two also breathed a sigh of relief at this time, his legs softened, and he squatted on the ground with a fart: Damn, fortunately Wang Er is a benevolent and righteous thief chief. If it had been someone else, we would have been ruined.

The thieves surrounding them began to disperse, but when they left, they still looked back and forth at the packages of the Gao family villagers. This group of people had become addicted to robbery recently. When they saw other people's things, they always felt that they should be stolen.

It's your own.

Wang Er glared at this group of people, and then they dispersed.

"Third Master, brothers from Gaojia Village." Wang Er clasped his fists at the crowd: "What are you doing? In this turbulent year, if you don't hide in Gaojia Village and carry big and small bags on the road, your life will be at risk.

No more?"

Thirty-two glanced at his wife awkwardly and thought: It's not because this woman insists on returning to the county town.

However, my wife wants to return to the county town to save the world. This is also the order of Tianzun, so there is nothing to complain about.

He clasped his fists and said, "There is a reason why we have to go to the county seat."

Wang Er frowned and thought about it for a few seconds: "In that case, let me escort you for a while. When you return to Gaojia Village from the county, I will escort you back. Gaojia Village has been kind to me, and I can't let my benefactor be in danger."

As soon as he heard these words, Thirty-Two was overjoyed. He only knew that Wang Er was loyal, but he didn't expect that he was loyal to this extent. This man was too kind.
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