Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching, and the golden wind brings joy.

Since the second day after they arrived in Luoyang, Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai have lived in the Sect of Justice with peace of mind.

The two men who were originally able to eat and live there with their skin thickness were naturally even more unscrupulous after giving a piece of "Great Magical Art" to Master Chen.

Every day, these two guys eat, drink and have fun. When they are interested, they go out to wander around. When they are too lazy to go out, they wander around the door of justice, looking around, asking around... The economic and mental pressure in Shen Yanran is increasing day by day.

Chen Youran originally wanted to use these two "virtuous brothers" to attract the attention of the outside world and facilitate his actions, but he never wanted to be rebelled against the army, which made him even more restrained.

Just like this, after a few days, Chen Youran couldn't stand it anymore. With these two guys here, it was inconvenient for him to engage in conspiracy... He simply moved out by himself.

As a result, the dignified leader of the Zhengyi Sect fell to a situation where he could not stay in his hometown and had to temporarily live in another village in the south of the city... Of course, during the day every day, he still had to cross half of the city and show off his face in the Zhengyi Sect, stay for two or three hours, and work to cover up his eyes.

And Chen Youran paid so much, what did he get from it?

It is nothing more than a secret book that he can't understand at all, and only Sun and Huang can crack in the world; it's like the flowers in the mirror and the moon in the water... It seems to be close, but it is actually out of reach.

Let’s talk about it in two ways. Not to mention the leader of the Shen Sect who was tragically "changed" and the other two, let’s talk about Sun and Huang.

Their strategy was implemented very successfully; not only did the two turn against Shen Youran, but they temporarily cut off the possibility of the other party assassinating them, but also used the power of the Justice Sect to make their "overly high-profile" problem no longer a problem.

Now, even if some people think they are too sharp, they dare not do anything to them... After all, they all live in the Sect of Justice and call themselves brothers and brothers to Shen Youran. What else can you say?

The so-called "shady curtain" means that the more you hide it, the more you are both deceiving and standing, the more likely you are to be discussed and criticized by everyone, because the concealment behavior will make people feel that you are still worried.

But if you put on an attitude of "Yes, I'm obviously in a dark corner, and whoever doesn't agree will stand up", those people will not dare to speak out; because in that situation, no one wants to be the first to stand out.

This is how human nature is.

When Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai were just famous in the city, almost everyone wanted to find fault with them and try how much "small" these two people are.

But after these two people moved into the Justice Gate and put on a stance of "We have a backer and a shady curtain", most people only dared to bury jealousy and hate in their hearts and shut up.

These days, not only no one dares to provoke them, but many people also want to make friends with them.

Facing these people, Sun Yixie and Huang Dongzhi were also able to deal with them easily; their mental age was much older than their actual age and their minds were very mature. Although they were the first to go out of the world and lacked some experience in the world, they still knew very well about human nature.

Especially Sun Yixiu...he looks very accurate in people.

He will understand what kind of people are friends with wine and meat, and what kind of people are cunning villains.

For example, a guy who is not very familiar with you, but after a few glasses of wine, he will talk about words like "We will be brothers all our lives" and "we are more close than relatives" and you will never trust it. The so-called "someone is not a problem, no one is not a problem, but this is the kind of person... He will "talk about love" with you when he has something, and when you have something, he will "reason" with you.

Even if Sun Yixie knows how to use such tricks, he doesn't bother to use them... because the people who can be deceived by this trick are children who are not well-versed in the world or those with Lei Buji's intelligence.

By the way, when it comes to Lei Buji... Since Sun and Huang agreed to the "subjection quota" for him, he has basically become the follower of the two, and he likes to come to them when he has nothing to do; Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai don't mind taking him to play with him, not because this kid is stupid (he just doesn't understand the worldly ways, not because he is mentally retarded), but because Lei Buji is very sincere, does not lie, and has no bad intentions. It is always a good idea to make friends with such people.

Days passed day by day, and the young heroes and heroines who rushed to Luoyang to participate in the Youth Heroes Club were here one after another; people's focus gradually shifted from Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai to other places.

Originally, the two of them could have waited safely for the "literary test" on August 14th, but unexpectedly... just the day before the literature test, Huang Donglai made a mess again.

Since he was really free these days, he started to use his spare time at night to do some "chemical experiments" in his room; so what should he do? Of course, he used the "brain" that Tie Monk gave him some time ago.

Huang Donglai is quite confident in his personality, and he also thinks he can control this kind of material that he has never seen before.

Therefore, after cutting off some powder of the gallbladder and doing some experiments with several reagents he prepared, he believed that he had basically mastered the characteristics of this precious material.

Then he spent three days refining the gall into a pill...

Many people think that alchemy should be a kind of project that takes 7,749 days or even 9,981 days, and it is necessary to operate a huge alchemy furnace, and you also have to find someone to watch the fire at all times, control the firepower, etc.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, you will understand that these are all useless operations.

The temperature that can be produced by ancient fires was originally limited, and many metals with high melting points could not be processed at all, and the temperature control could not be very accurate. If you delay the refining process for dozens of days, what can you burn?

In fact, in that era, if you burn something that has not been properly processed for dozens of hours, then the result will be the same for dozens of days. It is meaningless.

The so-called "forty-nine days" and "81 days" are widely circulated. The main reason is that many scammers who are under the guise of alchemy need such a time difference when cheating. With these dozens of days of detour, it is convenient for these scammers to cheat food, drink, and money and escape during the period... If you come to the door, you will tell people that I can finish the alchemy in one hour. Wouldn't you be in trouble after that hour? Then you can cheat me?

To sum up, three days is enough for Huang Donglai to refine the pill.

Of course, he was not Hu Lian. The Huangmen in Shuzhong is indeed a bit of something in chemistry. As the young master of the Huangmen, he has certain achievements in this regard. Previously, he poisoned the Cao Gang minion outside Hangzhou City, used the modulated "poison bomb" to repel the bandits, cracked several poisonous substances in the Luzhou chain case, and various methods of using poison to fight against the red chopsticks... are enough to prove that he is really a bit powerful.

The "Xiangdan Pill" he refined is also completed by him based on the Huangmen technology, using the technology of the Huangmen, first experimenting on the materials, obtaining characteristics, and then carefully and formulaic processing.

Otherwise... he wouldn't dare to eat it.

Yes, after Huang Donglai finished practicing, he really took this pill.

After all, there is only one, so he can't find someone to do experiments first. Moreover, he feels that he has fully tested the chemical properties of the material before processing, and even if the final product is not able to improve his skills, it will not be a dead end.

Unexpectedly, less than half an hour after eating, he found that... he could not achieve success.

And this is still a trivial matter...

When he had a bigger problem, he felt that a lot of internal force was slowly silting in his dantian, as if it was fermenting... more and more, his stomach also became bigger and bigger...

What's strange is that in this situation, he didn't feel uncomfortable, but he was a little panicked when he looked at his growing belly, fearing that he would die if he exploded.

So he took advantage of the night to sneak out of the room and knocked on the door of Sun Yixie next door.

Sun Yixie had just finished practicing the exercises and lay down. When he heard the knock on the door, he asked casually: "Who?"

"It's me..." Huang Donglai's response came from outside the door, lowering his voice.

When Sun Yixi heard that it was Huang Donglai, he didn't think much about it. He got up from the bed, walked to the door a few steps, and opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, Huang Donglai got into the room by himself, sat down at the table, and said, "Brother Sun, I seem to be suffering from severe consequences."

While bringing him to the door, Sun Yixie looked back at him. After seeing it, he looked puzzled and said, "What is hidden in your stomach?"

At this point, Huang Donglai had nothing to hide, so he said that he had taken the pills and refined himself, and lifted his clothes to show his belly like Zhu Bajie.

Sun Yixiu was so happy that he heard it halfway. After hearing it, the first sentence was to complain: "You have refined the 'Huang Want Pills'? The effect is immediate, right?"

"You're so funny! I'm so panicked now." Huang Donglai said loudly, "What are you going to do if you have any solutions?"

"What can I do? I'm not a doctor, and you practice the elixir by yourself. You don't know what will happen if you eat it. Please ask me?" Sun Yixi spread his hands and said this reasonably.

"Then you might as well help me hire a doctor?" Huang Donglai said.

His request was reasonable, because he is like this now. First, it is inconvenient to move around, and second, it is a bit embarrassing to be seen.

"Oh... OK..." Sun Yixie said, and was about to put on his coat, "You wait, I'll do it now..."

Unexpectedly, he was only halfway through his words, and he could only hear...

predict

Huang Donglai suddenly released a rare, super long fart in the world.

Accompanied by the long fart sound, Huang Donglai's bulging belly slowly returned to normal...

"Mom!" Sun Yixie's reaction was still slow. When he smelled the stinking, his entire room was full of this smell.

To put it simply, the words in Mr. Guo’s crosstalk are not a big deal, it’s just shit.

Sun Yixie cursed and rushed out of the room. Huang Donglai... After the Dantian was comfortable, he took a deep breath out of instinct. After sucking, he almost fainted. Then he staggered out of the room.

A moment later, when the disciples of the Justice Sect came to hear the sound of fighting, they only saw... Sun Yixie and Huang Donglai actually fought in the yard.

They cursed and said, "You fucking the fart pill you come out and want to kiss Ju and assassinate me, right?"

The other one replied: "I told you it was an accident! I almost died inside!"

These two people usually have a good relationship. Although they often engage in "squirting chats", they have never attacked them. Therefore, the people from the Justice Sect were stunned when they saw this scene, and they didn't know whether they should go up to persuade them.

Just as the disciples of the Justice Sect were hesitating, the stench in Sun Yixi's room had slowly dissipated into the courtyard, and many people standing near the door had already faintly smelled it... Fortunately, the courtyard was quite large and was still in the open air, and the smell dissipated quickly, otherwise everyone would probably be caught.

In the end, without waiting for others to persuade them, the two guys stopped after a while.

Originally, the two of them didn't really do anything, and they didn't use their internal strength, at most they were fighting and fighting. Moreover, Huang Donglai discovered that even after "exhausting the energy", he still couldn't use his internal strength, and he couldn't use it even if he wanted to use his internal strength.

To put it short, after sending away the people from the Zhengyi Gate on the grounds that "I drank too much and made a few quarrels", the two opened the door of Brother Sun's room and went to Huang Donglai's room together.

After discussing it, they decided to hide this matter first. Perhaps Huang Donglai's symptoms will naturally disappear tomorrow... If he can't use his skills tomorrow, it's okay. Anyway, tomorrow is a "literary test" and the "martial competition" will be the day after tomorrow. If it really doesn't recover the day after tomorrow, let's talk about it; at least now, Huang Donglai does not have the symptoms that seem to be dead for the time being, so let's delay it first.

There was nothing else that night. At Sun Yixie's request, the two exchanged rooms and went to rest.

That's it, the next day.
Chapter completed!