Chapter 664: Sarcasm
While everyone on our side was chatting in low voices, many people had already rushed onto the Tai Chi stone platform. Since people from all directions wanted to get on the stage, there were more than a dozen people standing on the stage first. And because the scene was too chaotic, it was almost impossible to do so.
Identify which two people were the first to climb onto the stone platform.
The fairy in red did not expect that such a situation would occur. Faced with the fierce quarrel among the people on the stage, she was at a loss as to what to do.
Fortunately, after a short period of panic, the fairy in red calmed down and said in a cold voice with a straight face, "Don't make any noise, everyone get out."
After hearing the words of the fairy in red, the people standing on the stone platform stopped arguing. However, they did not leave the stone platform immediately, but looked left and right, lingering.
"If you don't go down, I will have to ask you to leave." The fairy in red frowned slightly.
Seeing that the red-clothed fairy was angry, everyone on the stage did not dare to make any mistakes and could only leave the stage from all sides of the stone stage.
After everyone left the altar, the red-dressed fairy pointed to a young man in luxurious clothes and said, "That man with the fan, you are the first one to come on stage. Come up."
The man in rich clothes was overjoyed when he heard this. He quickly closed his folding fan and strode onto the stone platform in full view of everyone.
The fairy in red then pointed to another short, fat man and said, "The one with the sword, you are the second one to come on stage, you can come up too."
The short, fat man turned around and looked around to confirm that the fairy in red was talking about him. His face instantly brightened and he hurried onto the stage.
After the two came to power, they rushed to the red-clothed fairy to introduce themselves. This young man in Chinese clothes was named Bai Luo, and he was a prince of the Kingdom of Qiuci. There are dozens of small countries in the Western Regions, and Qiuci is the largest among them, but its size is also small.
It is only similar to Khotan and similar to Shangzhou in the Tang Dynasty.
The short and fat man's name was Maimaiti, and he was not from China, but from the Uighurs. The Uighurs were also one of the countries in the Western Regions, and their national power was more powerful than Qiuci. Maimaiti was also a royal family of the Uighurs. Before this time,
Lai also received the instruction and support of the Uighur court.
After the two announced their homes, the drums started to sound, and they each took up their positions.
It is reasonable to open up postures before the competition, but the postures put up by these two people made everyone frown. The postures they put up were flashy and looked heroic, but in fact, the middle door was wide open, which was not practical at all.
When the drums stopped, the two men immediately fought together. The weapon used by Prince Bailuo was the fan in his hand, while the weapon used by Maimaiti was a long sword. Not long after the two started fighting, Datou couldn't help it.
He started to mutter, "What are you doing? This isn't a martial arts competition. You're stretching your arms and showing off your legs, it's all fancy, just to look cool."
"Oh mother, I'm going to die, but it makes them sick to death. I haven't seen a woman in eight lifetimes, but she's just trying to show off."
Da Tou didn't speak loudly, and the two people competing on the stage were not thinking about him, so they didn't hear what he said in the audience. They were still moving around on the stage, competing with each other.
Real masters all know that powerful moves often have ugly postures, and good-looking postures are often not very powerful. If you blindly pursue good-looking postures and cool movements, the power will be greatly reduced. At this time, the two people fighting on the stage
He completely sacrificed his basic skills to seek the last, wishing he could show off his skills in three steps, raise his hand in two moves, and act like a follow-up to a big show.
Datou couldn't stand it any longer, so he simply tilted his head to the side and refused to watch the battle. However, it didn't take long for him to move his eyes to the stage again. Seeing the two of them still pretending to be cool on the stage with their fists and embroidered legs, Datou finally couldn't help it anymore.
He no longer muttered in a low voice, but began to cheer frequently as the two sides advanced and retreated, "Okay, the way you wave your fan is so handsome, opening and closing it, so cool, just this one move, the whole world
Not many people can do it.”
"Look, this
The fat crane spreads its wings in one move, which is so beautiful. It is like a dwarf tree standing in the wind. The young lady and the young daughter-in-law will definitely be fascinated by it and think about it day and night."
"Oh, these two sword flowers are so beautiful. If I were a woman, I would fall in love with him."
"What a humble gentleman. He was afraid that the sword energy would hurt the beautiful fairy, so he would not hesitate to block it with his own body. He is so graceful. Whoever becomes his wife will definitely be doted on by him."
Da Tou shouted from the side, and everyone nearby was laughing. Da Tou seemed to be exclaiming and praising him, but in fact everyone knew that he was sarcastic. However, the two people on the stage were indeed too hypocritical. In order to give the red clothes
To leave a good impression on the fairy, she does everything she can to make a good impression.
The audience outside the venue are not stupid, and they all know that Big Tou is mocking the two people on the stage. Every time Big Tou says something, a burst of laughter breaks out in the crowd. The two people on the stage are covered in blood by Big Tou, and their face is completely lost.
, while angry and embarrassed, he did not dare to continue playing cool and cool, so he could only try his best to attack and make moves.
Even though the two restrained themselves, Datou still didn't let him go, and kept sarcastic from the audience, "Who said that the weirder the weapon, the faster you will die. Look at people using fans as weapons, and they won't die either. With others,
By comparison, our weapons are nothing like that."
"Hey, look at her figure. With her arms stretched out like this, she looks really good."
Prince Bailuo was furious. Seeing that he was going too far, he couldn't help scolding him, "Damn dwarf, what are you shouting for?"
Datou has been in the market for many years, and he has never been afraid of anyone in a quarrel. "Oh, Mr. Prince, although Qiuci is not as big as the Tang Dynasty, you are also a prince. You should be gentle and personable. How can you curse others? Let the fairy
Hearing this will give you a bad impression."
The fairy in red naturally heard what Datou said. Seeing that he was getting more and more outrageous, she turned back to look at him.
, before the fairy in red could speak, Datou took the initiative and said, "I was just cheering, I wasn't making any noise."
"Stop talking, okay?" the fairy in red begged harmoniously.
"Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore," Big Head nodded repeatedly, "You should concentrate on watching the battle. The two of them are posing with their arms and legs stretched out. If you ignore them, their work will be in vain."
The fairy in red had no choice but to look away and ignore the big head.
Sometimes speaking freely can offend people, but speaking freely is not without its benefits. It can make people feel refreshed and even their breathing feels much smoother. They can peel off other people's skin and expose their ugliness, which makes them satisfied and happy.
For fear of incurring Datou's ridicule again, the two people on the stage did not dare to use tricks or poses. They went all out and quickly decided the winner. As Datou said, the weirder the weapon, the faster he will die.
Prince Luo was not dead, but his fan was cut off by Maimaiti with a sword, and then another sword was added, seriously injuring his right arm.
The fan was destroyed, and Prince Bailuo's attempt to impress the Fairy in Red as a beautiful tree was completely ruined. He was embarrassed in front of the fairy, which made Prince Bailuo furious and furious. He threw away the broken fan with his backhand.
, he pulled out two daggers from his waist and started attacking and stabbing like crazy, trying to regain his disadvantage and regain his face.
Although the fairy in red asked both sides to finish the fight, who would care about that in a real fight. After a while, both of them were injured. Prince Bailuo stabbed Maimaiti three times, and Maimaiti stabbed Prince Bailuo twice.
The swords are both decorated, and they are both unable to fight anymore.
Seeing that the two were unable to fight anymore, the fairy in red stopped the contest. When the two stepped down in frustration, the fairy in red spoke up and told them to continue the contest.
Chapter completed!