Chapter 660: Not my race
Hearing the fat monk's words, Datou became more and more confused. He turned to look at Shi Xuanming again, "What is yoga? Why do you have to take off your pants?"
Shi Xuanming frowned and tilted his head, but did not answer.
Datou did not let Shi Xuanming go, but stretched out his hand to poke him, "Hey, tell me, what exactly is yoga?"
Shi Xuanming sighed helplessly, "Don't ask me if I'm okay, how can I know?"
When the two were talking, the fat monk had already taken off his pants, but he was not naked. He had a short coat on his upper body and a pair of trousers on his lower body.
Because the fat monk behaved strangely, everyone outside the venue stared at him intently, and the young Yin official in the Kun position did not stop the fat monk from taking off his coat. It can be seen that the young Yin official is also quite interested in the so-called yoga. Out of curiosity, he was originally standing, but now he sat down on the spiritual transformation chair and looked at the fat monk with interest.
The monk had dark skin and was very fat. After taking off his coat, he looked like a big fat pig with his hair gone.
The drum beat became more and more urgent at this time. Before the drum beat stopped, the fat monk pretended to be cool and threw his cassock and trousers to the southwest corner of the stone platform, then turned around to face Yu Yi, who was frowning.
Yu Yi not only carried the Arrowless Divine Bow with him, but also the Hanyue Sword. The Hanyue Sword was originally an ancient weapon. Because the blade was narrower and lighter, it was more suitable for women to use, so he gave it to Yu Yi.
However, Yu Yi did not draw the sword or draw the bow. At the moment, she still couldn't figure out the details of the fat monk, and she didn't want the other party to figure out her details.
The moment the drum sound stopped, Yu Yi stepped on the ground to use his strength and wanted to rush forward quickly. Unexpectedly, the fat monk suddenly raised his right hand and said, "Wait a minute."
Hearing the words of the obese monk, Yu Da was surprised and hurriedly gathered his breath and stopped, "What do you want to do?"
"Before the competition, I need to warm up first," the fat monk said.
Yu Yi frowned when he heard this. According to the rules of the competition, the stop of the drums means the official start of the competition. This monk is warming up at this time, which is completely against the rules.
Unable to decide whether to attack immediately or allow the opponent to warm up, Yu Yi turned around and looked.
Seeing this, he smiled and raised his hand to Yu Yi, signaling her not to rush into action, but to first take a look at what the fat monk was selling in his gourd.
medicine.
After receiving the instruction, Yu Yi took three steps back, turned sideways and lowered his hands, concentrating on alert.
The fat monk moved his arms and then leaned back, all fours on the ground, like an arch bridge.
Due to the curvature of the body, the outline of some parts is exposed. Although she wears shorts, it can only cover the actual object, but the outline is more clear.
This move of the obese Fan Seng made Yu Yi very angry, because some parts of the other party were facing her. Fan Seng said that it was to warm up, but in Yu Yi's opinion, this move was really obscene.
After getting down on all fours, the fat monk repeatedly lowered his hips and raised his buttocks. This move stunned everyone outside the venue. The monk's behavior could no longer be described as evil and obscene. In front of everyone's eyes, it was simply dirty and disgusting. .
Everyone was far away from each other and couldn't bear to look directly at him. Yu Yi was very close to the monk. He was filled with anger and had already grasped the handle of the knife with his right hand.
After his buttocks rose and fell more than ten times, the monk stood up straight. Before Yu Yi could step forward, the monk changed to another posture, with his back to Yu Yi, his right leg raised high, and his upper body bent backwards.
He held his raised right leg with both hands and kept straightening his waist.
This behavior of the fat monk made everyone outside the venue stare in shock. Such a weird posture seemed shameful even if it was placed in bed curtains, but this fat monk actually did it in public and was not ashamed.
What he didn't expect to surprise everyone was yet to come. The fat monk immediately changed his position, kneeling on his knees, lowering his upper body, and kept shaking his big ass from side to side towards Yu Yi.
"What is this guy doing?" Datou said with disgust on his face, "He is bending over and pouting, showing off his coquettishness?"
Yu Yi could not bear it any longer and was about to draw his sword. Hearing Da Tou's words, he turned around slightly and took the opportunity to give him a calm look. Although he had two magic weapons and the Zhengyan Fa Zang that could break through the void,
But Yu Yi's fighting ability is still the weakest among the four, and she is a woman after all, so she lacks endurance, so it is necessary to delay appropriately.
After Yu realized it, he suppressed his anger and let go of the handle of the knife.
Not only Datou couldn't stand it, but everyone outside the venue was also talking about it. They were very angry at the monk's obscene behavior. The people in the Beggar Clan who were sitting on the west side and left their seats were also dumbfounded. Long Haotian frowned and curled his lips, and cursed in a low voice,
"Where did such a shiny letter ball come from? It's so damn eye-catching."
"It's not just eye-catching, it's simply a sin." Gongsun Chengwei, who was sitting next to Long Haotian, was also disgusted. "I have done many evil things in my life, so I can be forgiven for meeting this bastard."
Seeing that many people outside the court were criticizing him, the fat monk said loudly, "You are really ill-informed and a frog in the well. Yoga comes from the Vedas, and it draws on the 84,000 postures and forms of all creatures. When you practice it, you can understand the mind and nature.
Brahma and I are one.”
"You're learning from dogs, right?" someone scolded.
"We don't know whether the intention is clear or not, but we can see the nature by seeing it." Someone ridiculed.
"What a shameless Tianzhu monk, get out of here." Someone shouted angrily.
Seeing that the obese monk had aroused public anger, a young monk hurriedly clarified, "Namo Amitabha, poor monk Jiumoshiqi, come from Nalanda Temple in India, Karna Temple is not my Buddhist temple, Kumar San
Nor am I a fellow Mahayana practitioner."
The obese monk was currently supporting the ground with both palms, with all other parts of his body off the ground, and was bending his arms repeatedly. This time, he was facing Yu Yi, while he was lying on his stomach while looking directly at Yu Yi with a smirk.
Yu Yiqi's face was livid, his whole body was shaking, and he pressed his right hand on the handle of the knife again.
Kunlun Immortal Palace is a pure place for the immortal family. Seeing the obese monk's indecent behavior, which aroused the excitement of the crowd, the young Yin official wanted to kick him off the stage, but just as he was about to speak, the fat monk stood up and rushed to his feet.
Yu Yi waved, "Okay, come on."
Yu Yi had been patient for a long time. Hearing this, he immediately drew his sword out of its sheath and stepped on the ground to rush forward.
When Yu Yi and the fat monk faced each other head-on, the chatter outside the venue immediately disappeared. Although this monk behaved obscenely, his martial arts was surprisingly good, especially his body skills. He used his bare hands to fight against Yu Yi's Hanyue Sword.
Still have the upper hand,
All real practitioners know this
Tao, martial arts moves are actually not important. The most important thing when fighting is the flexibility of the body. If you can make your left hand as flexible as your right hand and your feet as flexible as your hands, you can become a master.
This monk can do this. Not only are his hands and feet extremely flexible, but his shoulders, elbows, waist and hips can also move at incredible angles. After dodging Yu Yi's powerful Han Yue Dao, he turned sideways and twisted his waist.
He closed his hips and pushed Yu Yi out with his butt.
As the saying goes, an expert can tell the enemy as soon as he makes a move. Yu Yi and the monk only fought for a few rounds before they knew that Yu Yi was no match for the monk. The monk's limbs were extremely flexible, and he had the ability to fight at close range with him.
There are similarities but the difference is that there are no indecent moves in his close combat skills, while the monk's moves are not taboo, and he frequently attacks Yu Yi's chest and lower body when making moves.
Seeing the fat monk actually raising his knee to bump Yu Yi's ass, Datou stood up angrily, but before he could curse, he stopped him in a deep voice. You should never be strict with others and forgive yourself. Anyone who picks up a weapon is an enemy, and the enemy is
There is no distinction between old and young, women and children, no matter what one does, there is nothing wrong with it, and vice versa, no matter how the enemy treats one's female generals, one has no reason to criticize and slander them.
As the saying goes, people who are not from my race must have different minds. People in different places have different attitudes and methods of dealing with the world. This fat monk does not care about what others think of him outside the court and only does what he wants to do.
What he wanted to do was to take advantage of the opportunity to strike at Yu Yi. The crowd watching outside the court not only did not make him restrain himself, but actually made him more excited.
Seeing Yu Yi suffer losses one after another, Shi Xuanming's face became more and more ugly, and his head was filled with anger. "Is this guy competing in martial arts or playing hooligan? Why is he so embarrassed when so many people are watching?"
"If there weren't so many people watching, this monk might not be so impudent." He said casually.
"Look, look, look," Big Tou pointed at Fan Seng's shorts in horror, "Oh my mother, why is there such a shameless person? Is this guy sick?"
Chapter completed!