Chapter 328: The Beauty of Adulthood
Seeing that his tone softened, the little fat man immediately turned from sadness to joy, and a sly look appeared on his face, "No, if they find out that I have run away, they will definitely send someone to chase me, and they will definitely be able to guess where I am going."
"You don't have to worry about this." He wanted to raise his hand to point to the sweaty horse in the distance, but found that the sweaty horse behaved inelegantly, so he pointed to the black man next to him instead, "Our horses are very powerful and can travel thousands of miles in a day.
As long as you leave the night before, even if they find you leaving the temple the next day, they won't be able to catch you. However, I still recommend that you leave a letter explaining where you are going before you leave, so as to avoid them being nervous and worried."
After saying that, the little fat man waved his hands repeatedly, "No way, as long as they ride on the condor, no matter how fast your horses run, they can catch up with us."
Hearing the little fat man's words, his eyes suddenly lit up, "Condor? What condor?"
"There are two condors in the temple that can carry people," the little fat man pointed in the direction of the temple, "I have seen them before, right on the mountain behind the temple."
"Male or female?" he asked.
"One male and one female," the little fat man said. After saying this, he tilted his head in confusion, "Why are you asking the male and female?"
"There are also two cranes in Longhu Mountain that can carry people, one male and one female." The answer is not what the question was asked.
"Brother Cripple, are you going to help me or not?" the little fat man asked for confirmation.
"I would like to help," he said with a confused look on his face, "but you are the Dharma King of Geluk Monastery and you have a noble status. I don't dare to let my friends pretend to be you. If they find out, why don't you beat my friend to death?
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The little fat man tilted his head and thought, then asked, "How many days does it take to go to my hometown?"
"The one-way trip from here to Qingxian County is nearly three thousand miles, and the round trip is six thousand miles. Horses can travel thousands of miles a day, and the fastest it takes is six days."
"That's enough time," the little fat man said with a smile on his face. "After the Dharma conference, I have to retreat for seven days. They will not enter the cave during these seven days. They will only give me food every day. Then I will let your little dwarf friend wear
Put on my clothes and sit in the cave, wait for the food server to leave, take the food into the cave, and put the lunch box back after eating."
"Don't try to trick him," he shook his head again and again, "I also want to help you, but I don't dare to take the risk, and the six days I just mentioned are for one person and one ride, and you don't seem to know how to ride a horse.
Someone has to take you with you. One horse can carry two people, and it will take seven days at the fastest. The time is too tight, and if there is a slight accident on the way, we will not be able to get back in time."
Seeing the refusal, the little fat man curled his lips and tilted his head, "Brother Cripple, we still healed your legs for you, why don't you even do this little favor?"
"It's precisely because my legs were healed by several Dharma protectors, so I can't sneak their Dharma King out." Shaking his head.
Seeing that he was no longer bound by morality, the little fat man changed his face again, "I won't let you help in vain. I am the Dharma King now. They have to listen to whatever I say. Whatever you want, I will let them get it for you."
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He knew the little fat man's family background. Like Hao Jinbao, his family was a businessman. They also did good deeds and accumulated virtues before he got such a son in his later years. Therefore, he was not surprised when the little fat man offered him benefits, because the little fat man
The family is doing business, the environment is nurturing, and everything is influenced by what one sees and hears.
Seeing no answer, the little fat man hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, "Otherwise, I will steal a kung fu book for you. After you learn it, you will be able to fight against all the invincible opponents in the world."
"No, I have the martial arts secrets myself." He shook his head.
"Gold!" said the little fat man, "there is plenty of gold in Geluk Temple."
"No, I have gold too." Still shaking his head.
"Then what do you want?" The little fat man was worried.
Of course, you can't say it clearly, but the little fat man is not stupid. He just says that he has it and doesn't give anything. This shows that it is still possible to persuade him, but he just doesn't know what he wants.
After a brief and urgent thought, the little fat man suddenly remembered the male and female who had asked about the condor earlier. He suddenly thought that he might want the condor, so he pointed to the temple again, "Condor, will the condor be okay? But I can't give you a big one, a big one."
They are also disobedient. They laid eggs this year, and I will give you a little eagle."
"It's not appropriate. If they find out, I'm afraid they will ask me to take it back." Take retreat as an opportunity to advance.
"I am the Dharma King, I have the final say, and they all have to listen to me." The little fat man was full of confidence.
"Stop bragging, you don't even have freedom." He shook his head.
"I do," the little fat man said eagerly, "As long as I don't run around and look for girls, they will listen to me on everything else."
Seeing the frown and silence, the little fat man hurriedly struck while the iron was hot, "It's settled, the Dharma Assembly will start at the first hour and end at the second watch. At that time, you will take the path and go up the mountain from the east. No one goes to the white house on weekdays, so you will be there
Wait for me behind the house."
"Is it too hasty?" I still feel uneasy.
"Don't rush, it's settled. I'll go back first, and we'll see each other at midnight tonight." After the little fat man finished speaking, he turned around and left.
Although I want the condor, my heart beats when I think of letting Da Tou pretend to be a little fat man for seven days. It's too long and something could easily happen.
At this moment, the little fat man remembered something and stopped and turned around, "Brother Cripple, please don't go up the mountain with these people this afternoon. Don't let them recognize you. If you two want to receive initiation, I will give it to you alone."
"We won't do it, please leave quickly." He frowned and waved his hands.
"Okay," the little fat man turned around and took a step forward. After walking a few steps, he turned around again and said, "Get something."
Let’s eat on the way, I have a big appetite, so I’ll make more.”
"I know." He waved his hand again.
As soon as the little fat man left, Big Tou came back with the sweaty horse in his hand, and it only took half a stick of incense.
"Sir, is this kid the Dharma King here?" Big Head asked.
nodded.
"It's true that people can't be judged by their appearance." Da Tou sighed.
"There really is something we need here," he said. "He has promised to send us a little eagle, but he has a condition."
Datou had no hope at all, but when he heard the words, he immediately felt happy, "What are the conditions?"
He explained the situation to Datou in a concise and concise manner.
After listening to the talk, Datou also had concerns, "It's okay to say that it's two days a day. It's not easy to pretend to be seven days. Besides, we don't know what the cave he retreats in looks like. If it's open, people can see it from the entrance.
The situation inside."
"There should be a door," he said. "The temperature here is very low. If there is no door, it will be very cold at night. And he also said just now that people delivering food cannot enter the cave."
"That's fine," Datou said with some relief, "but if I'm discovered, what should I say?"
Without waiting for the answer, Datou thought of a way on his own, "Yes, I can pretend to be stupid. They are monks and they shouldn't do anything to me."
"Monks from Tantric Buddhism are different from monks from Zen Buddhism. Besides, you have spiritual energy cultivation and you can't hide it from them." He shook his head and said.
"You won't beat me to death, right?" Big Head asked.
"That won't happen. After all, you are just a replacement and not an assassination," he said.
"That's fine," Datou said, "it's just that the journey is too long and you have to go back and forth..."
Before Datou could finish speaking, he waved his hand and interrupted him, "Let's find a place to rest first and prepare some dry food for us to eat on the way."
"Go to the town, there should be an inn there." Datou said.
He shook his head and said, "Even if there is an inn, it would already be full, otherwise these people wouldn't set up tents here. Go and discuss with the family just now and see if you can let us rest for a while and give them some money."
, buy some dry food."
Da Tou nodded in agreement, turned around and left.
Not long after, the two young women from before came over with smiles on their faces and invited them into their tent. They were a family of four, the two young women were sisters, and their parents lived in the tent.
Because they had borrowed a sweaty BMW before, the family was very friendly to He Datou. Although they didn't understand the language, they could barely communicate with gestures. Knowing that the two wanted dry food, the mother took the two sisters to make a fire for pancakes, and what they burned turned out to be dry food.
of cow dung.
The father enthusiastically took out the wine and invited the two of them to drink. He didn't like drinking, but Datou had a good capacity for drinking. While the two of them were drinking, they lay down on the floor of the tent to rest.
Not three minutes later, I woke up and found that the family of four had left. Only myself and Da Tou were left in the tent. Da Tou drank a little too much at noon and was sleeping at this time. There was a basin full of flour cakes in the basin in the room.
The pancakes were still hot, so I picked up one and smelled it. I found that there was only the aroma of wheat and no smell of cow dung, so I ate one and continued to lie down and rest.
In the evening, both of them woke up, but the family hadn't come back yet.
Datou chewed the bread and said, "Sir, if they knew that the Dharma King who initiated them was actually a little kid who didn't understand anything, would they still come all the way to let him initiate?"
"Although he is very young and has never been completely enlightened," he said, "but he is indeed the Dharma King, and the initiation should indeed have a blessing effect. Let him give it to you at night."
"Pull him down, I'll just follow you as a Taoist priest." Datou shook his head.
While the two were talking, they suddenly heard a low scream from the sweaty horse outside the tent. Big Tou heard the sound and hurriedly ran out. He also got up and walked out of the tent.
"Oops," Datou complained incessantly, "Looking at this posture, the mares have not been spared. How can he still run at night with his virtue?"
He didn't answer. He originally wanted to take the bloody horse on the road, and he could replace the black man along the way, but the bloody horse had indulged in too much and was already languishing.
"Sir, what should I do?" Big head looked up.
"We can't leave it here," he said. "Take it with you when you leave and send it to the nearby county government for foster care for a few days."
Worried that the sweaty BMW would continue to mess with people, Datou ran out and tied it up.
Seeing Mr. Hei chasing something in the distance, Datou was confused, "Sir, what is it doing?"
"Catch the gopher." He said casually.
"Oh, why does it have such a hobby?" Da Tou was surprised.
He said casually, "I went to Tingzhou some time ago and my leg was broken in a hole dug by a gopher on the grassland. Since then, it has chased and trampled the gopher when it saw it."
At watch time, the family of four came back, full of energy and smiling.
When the master returned, He Datou began to pack the dry food with them. In addition to the freshly baked noodles, he also filled two bags of milk soup and brought a few kilograms of dried meat.
The host refused to give the money, and he hesitated, implying that he wanted to borrow the BMW again. Upon seeing this, Datou led them out of the tent, and gestured to tell everyone that there was no need to borrow it, as the BMW had already been stained by rain and dew.
Chapter completed!