23. Clown
Even if any Mu Su's companion is here at this time, he will do his best to stop him from doing this.
But unfortunately, there isn't.
This also destined that these famous students were forced to listen to Mu Su's heart-to-heart talk.
Mu Su began to talk: "I have a friend..."
"Uh... you told your own story just now?" shouted Freddy.
Mu Su covered his ears and stole the bell and shook his voice: "I thought of a better story, so I changed it, can't it be! Then I'll go to the playground to run!"
Freddy didn't say anything, Mu Su continued: "My...'s friend once had a low point in his life. At that time, he felt that he was useless. He tried his best to find his own strengths to avoid his determination, but he did not
.He couldn't find his strengths."
"This low period lasts until he is twenty...twenties."
Mu Su couldn't remember it after too long, so he just kept talking perfunctorily.
"After graduation, he entered an iceberg organization. It was the kind of iceberg that was hidden underwater by 99%. At first, he was just an ordinary clerk and dealt with things that didn't even need to sign a confidentiality code. Then... I seemed to be
Off topic?"
"It ran very far and had nothing to do with hygiene." Freddy pulled the long voice.
Mu Su sneered: "Do you understand the prelude? Do you understand the prelude? You always urinate and then defecate. When did you see it before you urinate and then urinate? Don't you know this common sense?"
"Sorry, I've all come out together."
"That means you're anxious to shit. So you were two-in-one at that time."
"What is two-in-one?" Freddy sat upright slightly, feeling like he was touching a new field.
Mu Su looked knowledgeable: "It's the front and the back that spurted out together. There is also a word called Trinity. A friend of mine once drank high and applauded love with a girl. Then when he was about to ejaculate, he was on top
Spray together below and behind"
"Teacher, please end this topic."
A cold and crisp sound with extremely penetrating power sounded.
It was Alesa who spoke.
Mu Su coughed lightly and remembered that there were still minors: "Squad Leader Alale is still young and is not suitable to listen to this."
"My name is Alesha, teacher." Alesha interrupted Mu Su again without hesitation.
Mu Suxin said why she had a slight slightest character like Shiqi.
At this time, he really wanted to play the "Okay Alare, Yes Alare, no problem Alare." The tram. But given that he is approaching them now... Mu Su maintained the greatest restraint.
After thinking about where he said it, Mu Su continued: "After that, he finally discovered his own advantages, so he began to love to visit the cemetery and take a walk in the cemetery. He liked it, not because it was quiet there, but everyone had died.
They all have their own positions. But... He is better than them! They are dead, but he is still alive!"
"He would like to speak to the dead who had their lives engraved on the tombstones. He would say to a dead folk leader: 'What is the most important thing than prestige? Is it alive.' He would say to the dead singer: 'What is the difference between
More important is the surge in popularity? It’s not dead yet.’ He will say to the dead director: ‘Is there anything more touching than parallel montages? Is it still breathable?’”
"Although my friend ended up in a miserable end. It was so miserable that he no longer admitted that living was an advantage... In short, this is what I want to say. If you want to live longer, you must avoid getting sick. If you want to avoid it, you must avoid it.
If you are sick, you must pay attention to personal hygiene. This is the basic situation.”
After saying that, Mu Su pushed the glasses that did not exist.
This is not a part of the Transparent Bridge Plan. But the theory of Transparent Bridge can be put into place: by talking to students and communicating their thoughts, we can narrow the distance between each other.
At least he successfully made Alesa speak.
After the story was told, the classroom remained silent for a long time.
"I think you should sit down." The silence broke the silence. Freddy was the thorny guy.
Mu Su ignored it because he suddenly felt that the corpse of the Fiery God in the front row was really annoying.
What's the point of putting a dead body in the sacred classroom?
But he couldn't instigate the students to eat the corpse of the Fiery God because there was no lower limit.
Finally, Mu Su called the sports committee member Spoon Murderer, and together with him, he lifted the body of the Fiery God and went downstairs, and threw it into the woods pool.
The corpse floated and gradually left the shore.
If the God of Fire knew that I could not bear to have his corpse burial in the wilderness and was buried in the water, he would be happy to bury me.
Mu Su thought with a far-fetched smile in his heart and witnessed the corpse floating away.
"You are probably the teacher I have ever seen the most." The murderer next to you said. This guy who was so fierce that he knocked on people was quite emotional at this time.
"Of course. How do other teachers compare with me?" Mu Su arran. "What do other teachers look like?"
"Like you, you are dirty and have a strange name. But you will die in less than a day of playing."
"Okay, go back. If I'm not here, those guys don't know what they are going to make." Mu Su said.
By the way, I looked down at myself. I was wearing the outfit of the main world, which fits the "dirty" in the mouth of the spoon murderer. As for the weird name...
Mu Su thought he was talking about players who had entered the dungeon before?
You can talk to Transparent Bridge, so you can ask for rewards.
Well... I want to think about what rewards I want first. Let Transparent Bridge learn Spider-Man and perform some spitting silk with your butt?
...
“…this is how it is!”
In the office, Mu Su revealed the information revealed by the spoon murderer.
"Compared with this, I'm still in class..." Transparent Bridge was not surprised as expected.
"I asked them to study."
"Are you sure they won't understand self-study as free activities?" Wen Xiang narrowed her eyes.
Mu Su, who was substituted as a teacher, defended her like a calf: "They are just a little naughty, but in fact they are not bad in nature."
"You are the only one who thinks that..." Wen Xiang complained helplessly.
"Hey, this doesn't matter." Mu Su, who was led to the wrong way, forced to correct the topic: "This is what other players have also entered this dungeon."
"I knew it long ago..." Transparent Bridge sighed.
"Eh?" Mu Su was stunned.
"Miss Rift told me before, and I'll explain it to you."
"Why don't I know!" Mu Su's eyes widened.
The transparent bridge deck had no expression: "At that time, your eyes fell on the eight-foot-foot-woman."
"Ah...oh hehehe is that..." Mu Su scratched his head and smirked, gritting his teeth in his heart.
Damn... I can't see the transparent bridge spitting silk with my butt...
When Mu Su returned to the classroom, there were 10 minutes left before get out of class ended.
I don’t know what to do, I live like 10 minutes of the year.
"Ah so boring..."
Mu Su lay on the podium and suddenly turned his head to look at the clown.
Chapter completed!