Chapter 536 It turns out that there is no heaven and earth, it was split by Pangu! [Please subscribe]

Author: Yexingmao

"Everyone is very excited when my senior brother comes."

Amidst the commotion in the audience, Shao Bing spoke from behind the amusing microphone, "My senior brother rarely comes to the small theater, so now we have another person to talk about cross talk.

Xiaosi, please go down and rest for a while."

"I'm going to drink some water, but Senior Brother's praise is not that easy to come by."

Xiaosi was originally standing at the third microphone. After finishing his words, he happily went down to rest.

Shaobing didn't understand and didn't take it seriously at all. Besides, what they were going to do was the traditional joke "Five Red Pictures", so it should be fine and he continued talking.

"It's not easy for senior brother. My sister-in-law is pregnant and she has been taking care of her at home. She rarely performs. It's hard to do this once, so let me tell you something.

The baby is about to be born."

"Yes, I'm seven months pregnant."

Qi Yuncheng nodded. There was a lot of movement below, and he was looking forward to the upcoming child.

Xixi is already very cute.

"It can be seen that my senior brother is extremely good in both business and family, but today on the stage, in this fifth team, I have to say something.

Even though you are so excellent, you are not as good as me in other areas."

"Oh, really?" With his hands behind his back, Qi Yuncheng was a little confused, "What field?"

Shaobing raised his hand and pointed, "For example, Tianwen!"

Qi Yuncheng frowned, "Do you believe it yourself? When you were a child, you smashed the windows of other people's houses, and now you are teaching me about astronomy. Did you smash the windows of the Astronomy Bureau?"

Hahahahaha!

The small theater was full of laughter, and Shaobing couldn't hold himself back while holding the table, "If you don't expose me, some people will really believe me."

"Okay, okay! You can make more achievements in astronomy, right?"

"By the way, here I am! In addition to being affiliated with our Deyun Club..."

"What is affiliation?"

This sentence was asked by the audience, and they really didn't understand it.

"It means ugly!" Qi Yuncheng immediately explained kindly.

After the explanation, Shaobing was speechless, "What else can I say? Affiliation means being affiliated with another unit or institution. I am just affiliated with Deyun. Does our country have a space agency?"

"have!!"

There was another chatter below, it was really a good atmosphere and there was a lot of interaction and communication.

Characteristics of small theaters.

Shaobing and Qi Yuncheng subconsciously looked towards the ten o'clock direction, and the former suddenly became respectful, "You are so confident, you are?"

"Director!"

“Good guy!!!”

Qi Yuncheng grabbed the crosstalk table and almost fell down because of the Shaobing. He looked completely confused and stretched out his hand in a gesture of invitation, "What kind of situation did I catch up with today! Uncle, you are standing here chatting, I will withdraw,

Bye-Bye!"

While looking at Qi Yuncheng, he watched the person retreat, and the Shaobing was naturally the same. He never expected to meet the real owner.

Not only were they surprised, but ordinary viewers were also constantly checking to see if it was true.

But it's true. When other people were performing, Shaobing told Qi Yuncheng that they were here for team building today.

Otherwise, I would rather mention astronomy.

However, it is impossible to actually go down. Such actions are nothing more than throwing things away. When they were about to retreat to the side curtain, the two came back again. Qi Yuncheng complained, "Isn't this going to hit someone with a gun? They are asking you for glass money."

Already."

"Shouldn't the director be very busy?"

"Aren't people allowed to have fun and entertain themselves?"

"Yes, that's right! As for aerospace, there is an Institute of Astronomy and Meteorology!" After saying this, Shaobing glanced at the person, for fear of making a mistake, and then continued, "To be honest, I am an expert in astronomy and meteorology!

!”

An expert made sesame seed cakes proudly and arrogantly.

The audience couldn't believe it and kept booing. Qi Yuncheng looked at his face, laughed, and then comforted him, "You have to believe it! Otherwise, the program will not go on! So you are an expert in this field?"

"Right."

"What is it that I don't know?"

Shaobing moved closer to his senior brother and said, "For example, let me share with you a theory that I have researched over the years."

"What theory?"

"Before there were people, there was only heaven and earth. There is nothing wrong with that."

"right!"

"Can you deny me?"

Can you still deny it? Qi Yuncheng has a rebellious mentality. He suddenly became energetic and kept nodding, "There is something wrong!"

"Um?"

Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand and slashed, "It turns out there is no heaven and earth, it was Pangu who split it!!"

"..."

The meaning of Shaobing's words to Senior Brother is that you have nothing to deny me. Just say that you really can't deny me.

As soon as the result was announced, he stared blankly. After two or three seconds, Qi Yuncheng asked with cordial concern, "What? Can't continue?"

Hahahahaha!

Seeing the sesame cake being fucked, the theater was filled with joy. The two brothers and sisters were just playing together.

After a long while Shaobing scratched his head and said, "Brother, that's a fairy tale."

"Oh, before there were people, there was only heaven and earth?"

"Yes! I have done some research. Whatever is in the sky corresponds to it in us humans."

"Everyone in the sky has something on their body? Is that so?" Qi Yuncheng repeated and began to think.

"That's right! For example, there is a Milky Way in the sky, and a person has a large intestine." Shaobing pointed at his belly and spoke again, "There are countless stars in the sky, and there are countless pores on the human body."

"Yes, I have many pores."

"There are four seasons in the sky, spring, summer, autumn and winter."

"Where are the people?"

"Human beings have four limbs, two arms and two legs."

"Two arms and two legs?" Qi Yuncheng had a bad idea and looked at the limbs of the sesame cake, "Then which arm represents spring? Which arm represents autumn? Tell me!"

If there is no such thing at all, and it is even more impossible for them to get every word right, Shaobing smiles helplessly, "Everyone is different!"

Qi Yuncheng nodded, "The response is quite fast, let's continue talking."

"Hey, there are five directions in the sky: southeast, northwest, center, and people have facial features, eyes, nose, mouth, and ears!"

"That's true. Was there a fire cloud that day?"

"People, people..." Shaobing stammered. I really didn't expect my senior brother to have so much to say, "People have bad eyesight."

Qi Yuncheng looked incredulous, "Huoshaoyun? Bad eyes? It's interesting, what else?"

"Is it considered to be researched? Does it sound fresh or not?"

"Hey! There's nothing new about traditional cross talk."

One sentence made the sesame biscuits so bad that they were not even close to each other.

Don't look at Qi Yuncheng's indiscriminate praise, but actually want to train them more. The small theater said that cross talk relies on on-the-spot reactions.

Don't talk about him like this. It would be annoying if the audience has no quality and makes random comments.

Therefore, the actors themselves have sufficient abilities, as long as they don't encounter any hard work and can handle it, that's fine.

Working hard is the bottom line for an actor. Don't just rely on your skills as an actor. If you don't have quality, you don't have quality.

What's more, Shaobing is also his younger brother. He has watched him grow up since he was a child, and he can't help but tease him.

This is the reason why the master loves to talk so much and makes the disciples unable to stand it. The reason is nothing more than this.

So he continued to speak.

"I don't want to pay attention to you, and I'm done asking if it's fresh or not. Go back to work quickly. I have to go back at eleven o'clock. If this continues, it will last all night."
To be continued...