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Chapter 366: It's the First Time My Daughter Killed a Murderer, She Left Some Evidence!(2/3)

When the last baggage came out, Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone and felt all sorts of uncomfortable. Then he nodded to himself, "I didn't understand until he left. I will follow 819 for a lap."

"You finally understand this line."

"Later I thought about it again and again, why I am so useless, mainly because I don't have a tattoo."

"That's all?"

Qi Yuncheng patted both of his arms, "I have a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, but will it hurt if I tie it up?"

Luan Yunping responded: "Of course it hurts."

Qi Yuncheng: "I won't be that stupid. I'll stick it to a child."

Luan Yunping: "Posters?"

Qi Yuncheng: "I'll take a big one! It's all over my body, both front and back. The big red dragon looks good. Once it's soaked, I'll wear a small coat. But there's a problem."

Luan Yunping: "What's the problem?"

Qi Yuncheng: "People from Yanjing are not easy to deceive. Let me get to the station. There are many people from other places at the station. I will scare them. As soon as I untied it, the fellow villagers waiting for the train were frightened."

Luan Yunping: "It's really scary??"

Qi Yuncheng: "Huh, I'm from the underworld! It started raining just after I finished talking.

This group of people all retreated and retreated under the eaves to take shelter from the rain. I want to go over and take shelter from the rain. I have no status."

Luan Yunping: "What do you want?"

"I stood in the rain. It stopped raining for more than forty minutes, and it stopped, but it was all spent." Qi Yuncheng suddenly lowered his head and lost his momentum, looked ahead, picked up his fan and said shakily: "Quick,

Take out all the money, I'm collecting protection money."

"Do you want more money?"

"Folks, look at me, you're bleeding, let's go.

I'm from the underworld, I still have some back, look at the back."

Qi Yuncheng turned his body sideways and pointed at his back, but after a while he pretended to be a fellow countryman and complained: "Have you ever seen any gangster with Crayon Shin-chan tattooed on him?"

"Hey, what happened if it was posted wrong?"

"I'm embarrassed, but I'm not afraid. I can sing by myself."

"What to sing?"

"Elephant~elephant~why is your trunk so long?"

"I got you."

Ha ha ha ha!

The jokes kept going on while laughing. Even though both of them already knew what the baggage was, the actors' performance styles and lines couldn't be the same. After talking for a while, the two of them were about to fall into the trap.

"You can make money by going to a nightclub, even if you give the girls a blowjob. I like that place very much, it's a civilized place. Although I haven't spent any money, I've always been eager to work there."

"Yes, you don't have money to spend either."

"Who said that? Didn't I receive protection money?"

"Have you collected it?"

"There was a family just outside the door. I went there at night, and as soon as I walked in, the two young ladies and Na were crying.

I said it was okay. If you have anything to say to me, please stop crying. How long have you lived?"

"Ah?" Luan Yunping's facial expression was surprised, "Old lady?"

"Looks like you are quite old, thirty.

I stepped forward and asked, what's wrong? Are you crying like this?"

After Qi Yuncheng asked, he changed his role, rubbed his eyes and cried, "The guests who came here today didn't pay me, and they bullied me.

This is outrageous. Which room is it in? I'll remove the wound for you.

I pointed, bang bang bang, and I walked towards that house, and I said, is that you? Why don’t you give me money when you come out to spend money? What kind of place is this? This is a place for jokes. Can you come out without money? You have a very serious nature.

Gave the money."

"What did he say?"

"No!! What can you do to me?"

"How outrageous."

"Oh, I'm telling you, I'm from the underworld, are you really not going to give it to me?

I really don’t give it.

Well, if you don’t give it, I won’t give it. It’s good for us to make friends.”

"Have you made friends?"

"If you have anything to do in the future, just mention me!

The man was happy, eh, this sounds like a human saying.

What do you call eldest brother?

My name is Luan Yunping! They all call me Luan Yunping!"

"Fuck you!!"



In the end, there was still a cheering push. The two people bowed on the stage and took three steps back to prepare to leave the stage. At the same time, the applause from the Beizhan Theater continued.

However, the two people did not return.

For a big scene like unboxing, the main thing is for the master and the others to return, and then when they return, they ask the disciples to come up and show their faces.

We waited until the final curtain call before we came up to chat together.

As for the next program, Elder Deyun and Teacher Gao Feng will perform. After the performance, it will be a gathering of the master and the uncle.

But when Qi Yuncheng went down, he was preparing things with his brothers. After all, the audience usually gave a lot of gifts, so it was normal for them to prepare some.

Not to mention that it was the day when he and Song Yi received the certificate, so he was in a state of excitement, and everything he did in this state was easy.

Even Luan Yunping felt that her partner seemed to be a different person, because he usually didn't play around with Xiaoyue and the others.

"How many preparations are there?"

"Anyway, people of all ages bought it, so they just throw it away after the curtain call?"

"Throw it away, it will scare everyone anyway."

"good!"

After a few discussions, a lot of things were piled on the table backstage, and then everyone began to wait slowly for the rest of the day. Of course, some people were not excluded from stealing food.

Just like this, time passed by minute by second.

When the master came on stage to tell a joke, a group of junior brothers came up in the background to wait for the time, when the dolls and the encore jokes were all finished.

Guo Degang also couldn't wait to speak on the stage, "I looked at some of the children in the side curtain and were stunned. Let them come out first."

The words were like a force that loosened a tight string, and the people on the side curtain were like arrows. In an instant, hundreds of people rushed over from the side curtain.

The moment I rushed out, there were footsteps and figures running around everywhere, and I no longer took my usual bow.

Because of this, the audience below was instantly ignited.

Because the audience could clearly see that they were holding large bags of candies in their hands. After placing them on the table, many actors ran to the front of the stage and sprinkled and threw them as hard as they could.

Xiao Yue, Kong Yunlong, Dalin, Zhang Helun, Meng Hetang, these people are all frontline personnel. Even Luan Yunping was happy to help. Yuncheng was happy to get his marriage certificate.

Brothers for many years.

Not to mention Qi Yuncheng, he was also standing at the front of the stage, but he was really too flustered, and a lot of sweets between the brothers might have leaked on the stage.

He picked it up nearby, but it would be somewhat inappropriate to pick it up and give it directly to the audience, so Qi Yuncheng stood aside and ate one himself before quickly passing it to the audience who rushed to the stage.

For a time, Beizhan Theater could be said to have gone completely crazy.

As for the moment the old couple came out from the children, they were like mice seeing a cat. They all hid aside. It was so crazy and they were running around. How could they get involved.

However, when the old couple looked at each other, they were both happy. Opening the box and Yuncheng receiving the certificate, it was noisy no matter how lively it was.

And just when everyone was lively and agitated, Song Yi in the front row also wanted to stand up and go over.

But she was stopped by her parents in an instant. There were so many people, and she was afraid that she would be crowded. "What are you going to do? Are you trying to grab your own wedding candies?"

"I want to eat."

"Don't you have one?"

"I've finished eating."

Just as he was talking, Qi Yuncheng suddenly came down from the stage. The moment he came down, it actually didn't matter, because all the brothers came to the stage, and he was just one of them.

After coming down, he gave a handful to Song Yi and his parents, and told his wife, "Eat less! If you eat too much, your tooth will hurt."
To be continued...
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