1. The worst swear words(1/2)
August 18, 1999, noon, Office of the Dean of the School of Computer Science, University of Southern California.
Looking at Li Ao who smiled like a sunny boy, Dean Teng asked expressionlessly: "Tell me, what is the reason for this fight?"
Li Ao responded quickly: "He scolded me!"
"Watt? He just scolded you?" Dean Teng was curious. "Tell me, what did he scold you for to make you send him to the hospital? I remember the last time someone wanted to slap you, and you didn't
I just knocked him down and kicked him twice in the face."
Vivian Keller, the hospital assistant on the side, burst into laughter.
Knocking the opponent down and kicking the opponent in the face has reached the point of 'just'?
The smile on Li Ao's face disappeared, and he gritted his teeth and said, "He called me Japanese!"
Vivian:[?_??]
Because of this beating? This time it was a bit too much! Vivian looked at the dean... ∑ (o_o;)??
The dean showed the same expression as Li Ao, and you could even hear his teeth rattling! His fists were also clenched!
dirty!
So dirty!
This is the most vicious curse word Dean Teng has ever heard!
Mr. Lu Xun was wrong. Who said people don't feel the same way? He felt Li Ao's anger now.
That basketball player deserves to be sent to the hospital! His mouth should be beaten to pieces!
If he were scolded like this 20 years ago, he would have had to fight.
However, at his current age and status, even if he wanted to retaliate, he would not use his fists. There were many methods he could use behind his back... Wait, Dean Teng suddenly woke up.
He is a professor who teaches and educates people! The head of the same college is actually thinking about such appalling things! What's the point of being found out?
Every time I spend time with this guy, my thoughts always go astray.
This guy is really poisonous!
At that time, he thought that the child was recommended by the old professor and he could take care of it under his nose. After all, the air here in the United States is deadly sweet. He even asked a friend to write a letter of recommendation for this kid and recruit him.
Coming to study at the University of Southern California has become the thing he regrets most in the past two years.
How wonderful it would be to send this kid to harm others!
Although there was a reason for the incident this time, Dean Teng felt that he still needed to educate him: "Then you are impulsive again? Have you considered the consequences?"
Li Ao quickly comforted him: "Don't worry, Dean, I know it well. Before I take action, I used the Tieshanyou that I have practiced for two and a half years to make sure that he is not my opponent."
Dean Teng’s blood pressure soared: “What if we can’t beat him?”
"Then I will find a way to investigate whether he has any background. If not, I will find an opportunity to trick him."
"What if he has a background?"
"Then I will tell the dean about this and see if you can deal with him."
Dean Teng: "..."
Don't tell me, if Li Ao came to tell him directly about this, he would really be unable to help but do something.
Everything is possible, if someone catches the conversation... Should he say it or not, this boy chooses to take action. For him, the dean, it saves him from potential trouble.
Forget it, just mess it up!
He turned to the assistant on the side and said: "Vivian, go and handle this matter. If there is a fight in the school, it is because there is a problem with the management of our college. We have an unshirkable responsibility. We are responsible for the treatment and compensation."
Vivian had been laughing so much that she was lying on her desk. She just stopped and burst into laughter again when she heard the dean's words.
Feeling the angry look in the dean's eyes, she quickly stopped laughing, but her expression was still unbearable and she responded: "I understand, I will handle this matter properly and safeguard the honor of the college."
Dean Teng pretended not to hear the assistant's teasing.
Vivian took out the fund application form from the folder, started to fill in the reasons for applying for funds, and then gave it to the dean to sign.
The whole operation is smooth and smooth, without any unnecessary steps.
She is very experienced in handling this matter.
Li Ao, whose English name is Leo, passed the entrance interview in July last year when he was under 17 years old. He is now 18 years old, a sophomore, an international student majoring in computer theory and computer application concepts in the School of Computer Science, and has excellent test scores in his freshman year...
She can type this information on the keyboard with her eyes closed.
In the first few months when Li Ao entered school, he would have to fight every few days, and every time she would clean up the mess for Li Ao.
After the dean signed, Vivian read the information again. After confirming that there was no problem, she said to Li Ao: "You kid, you are looking for me to do something again. I was going to the beauty salon this afternoon. What should I do?"
Compensate me?"
Li Ao smiled like a good baby: "Thank you so much, Aunt Vivian, I'll cook tonight!"
"If you are sensible, after I finish handling this matter, we will go to the supermarket to buy groceries together. I will torment you tonight so that you have so much energy to run and fight!"
After getting the promise of a big meal, Vivian took the prepared materials and went to the department chair and treasurer.
Watching the interaction between the two, Dean Teng felt numb.
Is this sensible?
He was also convinced by this world of looking at faces!
This made him even more angry than knowing that Li Ao had another fight.
Li Ao, a standard 'bully' who fights every day and injures each other every time, is regarded as just a naughty and good boy by the pretty, sexy and motherly 30-year-old Vivian just because of his good looks.
In fact, Dean Teng didn't have any other ideas. He was already this old, but as a man, when he saw this kind of thing, he would have that kind of pure jealousy.
Besides being jealous, he was also angry.
It was him, the dean, who supported this boy!
This stinky boy only wants to invite a beauty parlor to help him eat. He is so inhumane to the opposite sex!
Someone was responsible for paying for the ingredients for dinner, and there was a beautiful woman having dinner together. Li Ao was in a good mood and asked to the other side of the desk: "Dean, what should I do now?"
"Go wherever you like!"
There was no one else around, and Dean Teng finally couldn't stand it any longer, so he switched back to his native language and yelled.
"Okay Dean!"
Li Ao stood up with a bang and rushed towards the office door like an arrow from a string.
If you don't leave, the dean's uncle will beat you up.
Dean Teng's perspective suddenly changed from looking down to looking up, which is why he asked Li Ao to sit and receive education.
Li Ao rushed to the door of the office. The door that had just been closed suddenly opened again. Vivian left and came back. Thanks to Li Ao's quick reaction, he stopped and didn't knock her over.
Li Ao exclaimed, lowered his head and said, "Auntie, you scared me!"
Vivian, who was almost knocked down, was also frightened. She gasped and looked up at Li Ao. This perspective... When the child first came here in June last year, she was 175 centimeters tall. She was even taller when she put on high heels.
Some.
It has only been fifteen or six months now, and this child's face is still childish, but his height has grown by a head! He is taller than most of the people on the basketball and volleyball teams.
At this time, Vivian saw Li Ao turn his head and look away with a red face. She looked down at her chest, which was rising and falling due to breathing... She was still a child, she really wanted to tease her!
Dean Teng interrupted the assistant's divergent thinking and asked: "Vivian, why are you back?"
Vivian regretfully gave up the idea of teasing the big boy again, grabbed Li Ao's arm and returned to the office, saying: "Dean, it's bad, Henry is here!"
"Wori," Dean Teng immediately spat out a curse word: "Young man, why did that guy come so fast this time?"
The assistant did not understand the Chinese used by Dean Teng. Before she could ask any questions, someone answered the question outside the door.
"Oh, Sean, my friend, your students beat my team members, and you are still scolding me behind my back. I am so sad."
Li Ao looked around and saw a middle-aged man in fashionable clothes walking into the office.
The visitor is the head coach of the USC Trojans basketball team, named Henry Bibby, who is a good friend of Dean Teng.
Dean Teng's English name is Sean. Now he has another word "Wo Ri" stuck in his throat, but he can't continue to use swear words. He was already in the wrong, and now he is even more wrong.
Because the guy Li Ao beat up this time was a member of the basketball team and a starter for the main team.
Dean Teng regretted the mantra he had taught Henry Beebe before: "Wo Day, horse riding horse, ma wheat skin".
Although he also learned some slang for black people to curse, in the environment like Yingjiang, only black people can say the slang that black people use to curse people.
The words stopped, but Dean Teng did not stop. He walked out, and together with Vivian, protected Li Ao behind him.
However, the huge height difference made the two of them feel lonely. Henry Bibby looked at the tall and thin Li Ao behind them and said in a surprised tone: "I really can't tell, it's this kid who scored 'Little Lambir'
Hospital? Don’t worry, I’m not here to seek revenge..."
Vivian interrupted: "Yes, Henry, we are afraid that you will not calm down, but we are not afraid that you will seek revenge, but we are afraid that you will be hospitalized because the main force was beaten and you acted impulsively. Leo will definitely
Will fight back."
Henry Beebe: "..."
To be continued...