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Chapter 44 Mother-in-law is too fierce

PS: (My dad has been hospitalized these days and I am accompanying him in the hospital, so it is inconvenient to write. What I want to say is that the update will not be interrupted, but the time is not accurate. I will try my best to do two chapters in a day and not have too many words. It is really slow to write on my phone, please forgive me.)

An alarm clock is completely useless for Xu Qiu.

He would turn off the alarm as soon as the alarm clock rang, so that the poor alarm clock could only ring for two seconds.

The only real alarm clock is Wang Sulan, and she always has all kinds of strange ways to deal with Xu Qiu's sleep.

Every morning, for Wang Sulan, she racked her brains to get up and wake up.

Xu Qiu often sighs, Wang Sulan, are you a devil?

This morning, Xu Qiu suddenly felt a sour feeling in his mouth without any warning.

The sour smell hits the taste buds, the teeth strike bring out the rhythm, and then the whole face collapses into an exaggerated expression.

"Oh! Sour!"

He sat up suddenly, opened his eyes, and didn't know what his expression was like.

But I saw Wang Sulan holding her cell phone at him.

"Click"

"This expression is worth collecting, it's so exciting. I think it can be made into an emoticon and posted online." Wang Sulan muttered to herself.

"Mom, when did you learn this trick? I'm viking in my mouth. Uh..."

It took Xu Qiu a while to get through the sourness.

"I'm tired of mustard being played with, so I changed my strategy."

"I'm convinced!"

"When you accept it, get up quickly to avoid being hurt again."

Xu Qiu lifted up a quilt that was as passionate as his lover in the grievance. He was about to put on his clothes when suddenly Wang Sulan's scream came.

"Ah! What a big spider!"

When he saw his mother frightened, he turned around and ran out of the house.

Xu Qiu slapped his head, and was really careless and forgot about Beat.

But this shameless woman... should be this shameless spider, why is it in my bed?

"Good morning, I admire and love the greatest king in the world!" Beyat's voice came into his ears.

"Stop flattering me. You are a spider and don't stay on the wall. What are you doing when you run to my bed?"

"Master, I'm so shy to wake up in the same bed as you! Ah! Will I get pregnant? I'm so scared!"

"Damn Baba, shut up! Don't move in front of my mother, do you understand?"

Suddenly, Wang Sulan rushed in with a broom.

"Son, don't be afraid. Look at mom slapping this spider to death. This spider is poisonous. Be careful not to be bitten. Don't move, don't move, and the rest of the mother will deal with it."

Although Wang Sulan was also afraid of this thing, she could sacrifice her life for Xu Qiu.

But Xu Qiu said, "Mom, don't be nervous, this is just a toy, if you don't believe me, please see."

After Xu Qiu said that, he shouted at Beat.

Beyat, who should have performed with Xu Qiu, was motionless, but felt very aggrieved.

"Look, it's fake! It's just a toy, don't be nervous."

Wang Sulan patted her chest and exhaled.

"I thought it would be a separation from life and death, but fortunately there was a false alarm."

As he said that, Wang Sulan reached out and grabbed Beyat.

Beyat kept his body in a state of false death so as not to be seen.

Wang Sulan shook, and Beyat's legs swayed with inertia.

"Son, is this a toy? Why do I look like it is real?"

"It's a toy, oh, what are you worried about this?"

"Then who do you want to scare a fake spider?"

Wang Sulan looked at Xu Qiu, and her eyes were full of evil light.

"Say, is it used to scare me?"

"Mom, it's really not. I'm using it to scare female classmates."

"Oh, are you stupid? If you don't find a daughter-in-law for your mother outside, you are still scaring your female classmates? Do you want to be a bachelor?"

Why is this son so worried? He has to take care of everything.

"Oh my god, don't worry, give me the spider toy."

"For you? You see, you are mentally distorted, and you even buy prank toys to scare your female classmates. I have to curb your thoughts in the bud. I have to destroy this spider toy for you."

Wang Sulan took Beat and turned around and left the house.

Xu Qiu was shocked. This was about to cause a spider's life!

He chased out of the house nervously, and was about to cut it off when he saw Wang Sulan pick up a pair of scissors.

"Mom stop!"

Xu Qiu had no choice but to apply a slow technique to Wang Sulan.

But Wang Sulan's scissors still cut off Beyat's legs.

At this moment, Wang Sulan's speed had slowed down, and Xu Qiu was able to rescue Beyat from her hands.

It was really hard for Beat, but he still did not harm Wang Sulan when his life was at stake.

"Why... am I... slow down?"

Wang Sulan was extremely surprised.

Xu Qiu simply gave Wang Sulan another weak technique and asked her to sleep well for the whole morning so as not to ask questions again.

Wang Sulan was immediately sleepy and didn't want to care about any spider toys, so she went back to her room to sleep.

Xu Qiu held Beat and asked, "How is it?"

Beyat's crying voice came from his hands: "Mother-in-law is so fierce, I've had two legs cut off."

If it was in another world, when the Spider Queen Beat transformed into a spider, her hard shell could withstand any attack from any sharp weapon.

But now, she is just a little spider, unable to resist a pair of scissors.

"Can you recover?" Xu Qiu asked.

When she was in another world, she had strong resilience.

"Master, you can get my legs back in two days."

Alas! What's this called?

They are all their own family, they are all misunderstandings!

But if Beyat's identity is exposed to Wang Sulan, it will appear abrupt.

It is hard to accept a talking spider, right?

Let's find a suitable time.

Xu Qiu finally found the two spider legs from the ground and gave them to Beat.

"I've been stomped, can I still use it?"

"It's better to use it when you make do with it, it's better to have it than not." Beat sighed heavily.

Xu Qiu put Beat and his two broken legs into the bowl, and then he poked his fingers with scissors, and a few drops of blood fell on Beat.

"My blood will help you recover faster."

The few drops of blood flowed into the body from Beyat's broken limbs.

These drops of blood caused a strange reaction in her body. Although it was not strong, it could be felt.

This feeling reminded her of the Blood Lake. Although she felt too weak, this feeling was just right.

"King, your blood has been left in the little spider's body. It's so shy to think about it!"

Beyat said in a coquettish voice.

Xu Qiu was speechless. It was time to go, so he still kept telling jokes.

"Do you want to cut all your legs off? Leave you a bare body."

"Okay! I'll shut up!"
Chapter completed!
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