Chapter 484 How to please a woman
"Go, I'll take care of you, I'm not qualified enough!" Kong Yao said angrily.
Wang Ye Dayi Lingran said: "Why are you not qualified? I, Wang Ye, have no appearance, but I still have a little bit of muscle. Although I don't look like Pan An, I still look like Takeshi Kaneshiro. And even though you, Kong Yao, are average in appearance, you have a voluptuous figure."
Ah, and
There is also money. The most important thing is that you are a civil servant and a provincial governor. With such a high position, how can I not let you support me? Isn’t it popular among officials to have mistresses and mistresses? You are a woman, so
, just take care of Xiao Wang!”
"Except for the second and last sentences, which are true, the rest are nonsense. You still look like Takeshi Kaneshiro, but Xiao Wang Ye, why did you change your name to Little Bastard?"
"Go, I didn't change my name. A man who keeps a mistress is called Mistress, and a woman who keeps a second master is called Xiao Wang? Can't he also be called Ximen Daguanren? Besides, not everyone is Pan Jinlian, so it's still
How about I call you Xiao Wang? Take me as yours!"
"Go, you are Pan Jinlian, you little bastard!" Kong Yao shouted.
Wang Ye was speechless and said: "Yao Yao, I think you misunderstood. This woman is called Xiao San. Men have one more stick than women, so shouldn't they be called Xiao Wang? This is not my surname, but the second master's current name.
Collectively, they are all called Xiao Wang, and speaking of which, I was shot even while I was lying down!"
Kong Yao was stunned and couldn't help but said: "Is there an extra stick?"
Seeing that Kong Yao didn't understand, Wang Ye explained: "Look, compared with Xiao Wang, doesn't this mistress have an extra vertical line in the middle? And what does this vertical line look like? Does it look like a stick?
And this stick is what a woman needs to support a man, so anyone who is a duck is collectively called a little king!"
Kong Yao's mouth twitched twice and said, "Xiao Wang Ye, who told you?"
Wang Ye proudly said: "That day, I was sitting cross-legged under the big tree, and suddenly I was startled..."
"Tell the important point!"
"Okay, I saw it online!"
"...Little bastard!" Kong Yao said!
Wang Ye was so speechless that he turned his eyes and said, "Just tell me whether you will support me or not!"
Kong Yao waved his hand, took a sip of Lafite and said, "No, I don't need this stick!"
When Wang Ye saw Kong Yao say this, he knew that this Kong Yao must be telling the truth, and Wang Ye was already ready to use this stick tonight to fill Kong Yao's loophole! Wang Ye chuckled and said:
"I heard you say last time that you were almost thirty. At thirty, you were like a wolf, and at forty, you were like a tiger. Now you are like a wolf and a tiger. Have you ever heard of a proverb?"
As expected, Kong Yao was brought in by Wang Ye, and she couldn't help but ask: "What proverb?"
"Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, and at fifty you can sit on the ground and absorb dirt!" Wang Ye said, and before Kong Yao could refute, he said: "As for women, when they are seventeen or eighteen, they don't understand anything.
, I longed for love. When I was in my twenties, I understood everything, but I couldn't let go. After I got married in my twenties, I slowly let go.
There are demands, and when you are in your forties, you have reached your peak, but a forty-year-old woman is not beautiful, so she is always dissatisfied with desire, and by the age of fifty, let alone, there are no men at all
I would like to take a look at you, but your husband has already fallen down from exhaustion, so he can absorb dirt even when he sits on the ground!"
Kong Yao's face twitched twice, and then he rolled his eyes, but said with an ambiguous expression: "After talking for a long time, it turns out that you are wilted. Poor Xueyan, what will you do if you are fifty years old!"
Seeing that Kong Yao had taken the bait, Wang Ye said decisively: "It's okay, I'm extremely talented. Even at fifty years old, I'm as young as a young man. I can still make Xueyan and Anxin glow with lust and can't stop. And they're just two women. It's not me, Wang Yechui."
Yes, a dozen or so will be no problem!”
Because Kong Yao drank red wine, she already had a flattering look on her face. She glanced at him and said: "Flower heart!"
Wang Ye said: "It's okay, Yaoyao, you are so beautiful tonight, I'm going to fall under your pomegranate skirt, so be it, you can take care of me, I don't want money, I just want to follow you,
OK?"
"What are you doing by following me?" Kong Yao asked!
Wang Ye thought for a moment and said: "The flower protector!"
"Really? No salary!" Kong Yao asked with raised eyebrows.
Wang Ye felt uncomfortable in his heart. Kong Yao was almost killed. Wang Ye, the flower protector, was unqualified! Wang Ye said in a deep voice: "No, I absolutely don't want it. I won't want it in this life, just to keep you safe for the rest of your life."
, so I’ll be happy!”
There was silence in the room. Kong Yao understood what Wang Ye meant. What he said just now was just a joke, but this sentence was the real confession of his heart!
Just as the food was about to arrive, Wang Ye also softened his embarrassment and said: "Eat, eat, I'm already hungry!"
But Kong Yao took a look and said sweetly: "Messenger, I want you to feed me, I'm afraid the food is poisonous!"
Wang Ye chuckled and couldn't help but say in his heart: "Do you want to wait a little longer and let me sleep with you? Are you afraid that there is poison in the quilt?"
I'm sure, it's impossible for Wang Ye to say this, to push down a beautiful woman! You have to do it step by step. Eating is to cultivate the atmosphere. If the atmosphere is enough, the man will fall in love with the concubine, only then can he push her down, otherwise it will be called
Prostitution, or rape, so the atmosphere determines the nature of the problem, which is very important!
Wang Ye sat next to Kong Yao, took a piece of meat and said, "Here, eat it, it must not be poisonous!"
"Have you tasted it?"
"Okay, let me try it!"
Wang Ye tasted it before feeding it to Kong Yao!
Kong Yao seemed to have a very good appetite. After eating several dishes, her whole face was glowing red, which surprised Wang Ye. Wang Ye had always been as good at feeding people as he was in bed. He hadn't done anything yet.
This is all red!
Finally, Kong Yao was full, patted her belly and said, "Thank you, Xiao Wang Ye, for finally realizing one of my dreams!"
"What dream?"
"Being fed, you don't know, my parents are gone. I grew up with my grandfather when I was a child. When I was three years old, I was required to use chopsticks when eating. And if I couldn't hold the chopsticks well, my hand would be knocked. At that time, I fantasized
, it would be great if I could have someone to feed me, but as I grew older, I felt embarrassed, and I never had a boyfriend, and I couldn’t act like a spoiled child, so this dream has not been realized by you until now!"
"..." Wang Ye was speechless, but Wang Ye could also imagine the mentality of a three-year-old girl when faced with the righteous words of adults. This is probably also a childhood shadow, just like being kissed by a pig when she was a child.
I definitely don’t want to eat pork, that’s why!
But Kong Yao quickly said: "Hurry up and eat something. After dinner, I will take you out to play!"
Wang Ye nodded and said, "Yeah!"
Then they devoured the whole table of food in a hurry, and the two of them also drank up a bottle of Lafite!
Their faces are all red!
When they arrived at the hotel parking lot, Wang Ye was about to get in the car. Kong Yao gave Wang Ye a slap in the face and said, "You are still acting as a flower protector. I don't know you can't drive after drinking. You have to take a taxi. Let's go. And now
It’s late at night and it’s not safe to drive!”
Wang Ye spread his hands and said, "Okay!"
…
Kong Yao took Wang Ye to a park!
The park was pitch dark, and there seemed to be hidden wild mandarin ducks! Wang Ye couldn't help but feel shocked, Damn, is this going to be a wild battle?
Kong Yao said: "Huh, you must have some bad intentions. I want you to play with me, not to do anything bad. I'm just afraid of the dark. You don't want to be a fool."
Flower protector?"
Wang Ye coughed twice and said, "Yeah!"
Kong Yao led Wang Ye under the bridge of a stone bridge in the park, and said to Wang Ye with a red face: "Did you know? I died once?"
"Ah? Yaoyao, are you a ghost who misses my love for you in my first three lives and refuses to be reincarnated? You have been waiting for me for three lives, so you want to repay me? Oh, I am a more polite person, you
If you want to repay me, that's fine, just pledge yourself to me!"
"Fuck you, Xiao Wang Ye, what's going on in your head?"
Wang Ye sneered!
Kong Yao stood in the bridge hole, pointed to the river in front of him and said: "When I was a child, whenever I was scolded by my grandfather, I would run here and hide in the bridge hole to cry. I stayed there all night and went back the next day. Over time,
, I suffered from depression, once
, Grandpa scolded me so harshly that I felt nervous. After running here, I jumped into the river. After being rescued by Grandpa the next day, I lay in the hospital for three months before I woke up. If I
If you don’t wake up, wouldn’t you be dead?”
"..." At this time, Wang Ye felt that this story was too bizarre!
Kong Yao continued: "Since then, I have been cured of my depression, and I have ignored my grandfather. I am determined to surpass this old man and let him eat and be beaten. However, my life seems not to be easy, and I have been
I didn’t even put on a smile!”
Wang Ye said: "Yao Yao, Kong Tan is doing this for your own good!"
"You have to tell me this, I was just young at the time!"
Wang Ye asked again: "Okay, let's go back!"
Kong Yao didn't leave and looked into Wang Ye's eyes. She couldn't see her face clearly under the moonlight, but it was definitely red!
Kong Yao said: "Wang Ye, I like you!"
Kong Yao is different from An Xin, Su Wei, and Wang Ye’s other women! She is wise, she is smart, and she has also experienced the darkness of the upper class society and the light of the lower class society, and she also died once, so she
She is more straightforward about relationships than other women in Wang Ye. She doesn't want to have any regrets in her life. This is her inner wish after experiencing marrying Zhao and almost being...!
And this regret is Wang Ye!
Therefore, she used her wisdom, intelligence, and experience to express the love in her heart!
No more hiding, no pretense!
He hugged Wang Ye crazily and kissed him. Although the tongue was unfamiliar, Wang Ye was also confused. Damn, this little shou's name was confirmed. Originally, Wang Ye wanted to take Kong Yao with him.
I went to a hotel and talked about such a thing, but now someone has preempted me. This is reverse reasoning again!
It’s so confusing!
After reacting, Wang Ye also hugged Kong Yao and fought back crazily!
Chapter completed!