"I'm telling you, sister, I still feel uncomfortable in my mouth, and I'm going to punish you today!"

"How to punish!"

"I want to go up there!"

"no!"

"Why not?"

"Every time you say you want to go up there, but after a while you start to get tired. Do you think it's okay?"

"This... hum, I blame you, who kept you for so long!"

"I'll go, this is wrong too!"

"Definitely!"

"Damn!" Wang Ye cursed!

But the little policewoman said: "Tell you a story and you will understand!"

"explain!"

…

The story is as follows:

"Honey, Liu Xiang's competition is about to start. You see, the players are all ready to squat and start. Can you let me finish watching and then we can get ready?"

"No, no, I want it now!"

The man had no choice but to turn off the TV and have sex with his wife.

After finishing, the man slowly turned on the TV. At this time, the commentator on the TV shouted excitedly: "Liu Xiang sprints! Wins! Champion! 12 seconds 97!"

…

"What's going on?" the little policewoman said with disdain for Wang Ye!

"Damn, what do you mean?" Wang Ye couldn't help but ask.

The little policewoman said nothing!

After a while, Wang Ye also understood!

Damn, this paragraph is too cheap!

When a person squats, when he is done, it will be 97 seconds in 12 seconds. In other words, it will be done in 97 seconds in 12 seconds!

Wang Ye turned over and said, "Xiaowei, let's have one too, okay?"

After such a joke, the little policewoman's eyes were watery, she didn't speak, and her whole body turned red!

…

Amen!

From now on!

A new joke was born!

The story is as follows:

"Xiaowei, the competition of 'Gebrselassie' is about to start. You can see that the contestants are getting ready to squat and start. Can you let me finish watching and then we can get ready?"

"No, no, I want it now!"

Wang Ye had no choice but to turn off the TV and have sex with Xiaowei.

After finishing, Wang Ye slowly turned on the TV. At this time, the commentator on the TV shouted excitedly: "Sprint! 'Gebre Selassie' won! Champion! 2 hours, 03 minutes and 59 seconds!"

[Note: Gebreselassie is a famous marathon runner!] Amen, I understand!

Yeah, yeah, I understand!

…

The next day!

morning!

After Wang Ye got up!

Xiaowei didn't go back to her nest either. It wasn't that she didn't go back, but that she was too tired, so she couldn't go back. As for why she was tired, no one knew!

Wang Ye went downstairs and saw Lin Xueyan making breakfast with them!

Wang Ye couldn't help but said: "Good morning, Xueyan!"

Lin Xueyan said: "Lin went back yesterday, and he asked me to tell you that she hates you!"

"Uh!" Wang Ye was speechless!

Lin Xueyan frowned and said, "Don't you want to publish anything?"

"There's nothing to say, this woman, huh!"

"You two, it seems like you won't be happy if you don't curse!"

"This..." Wang Ye was speechless.

Lin Xueyan sat down and said, "Sit down and let me tell you something!"

"Say it!" Wang Ye said.

Lin Xueyan took out two black potions and said, "This is the latest one!"

Wang Ye couldn't help but said: "Xue Yan, can you be so awesome?"

Lin Xueyan said: "No, there is something wrong with this potion. It can only make people gamble when they are dying. I will give you one. If you encounter any problems, be sure to drink it carefully. Don't drink it until you are in danger!"

"

Wang Ye asked: "What effect does the medicine have?"

"You can become the world's best expert all of a sudden, but then you can become the world's best loser again in a short while!"

"...It's so bt!" Wang Ye said!

Lin Xueyan said: "Don't drink until you are in danger!"

"It's okay, my Thousand Faces Man is pretty good too!"

"Your Thousand Faces Man can be broken easily by a master if you meet him!"

"Damn, isn't it?" Wang Ye was surprised!

Lin Xueyan said: "Well, now I can break your Thousand Faces Man!"

"Back then you were..." Wang Ye said.

Lin Xueyan said: "After your blood was transferred to me, my whole condition changed!"

"What's going on?" Wang Ye asked.

Lin Xueyan said: "I will tell you later!"

"Hmph, that's it again!"

"It's not that I didn't tell you, I don't understand it now!"

"Okay, let's have breakfast!" Wang Ye said as he put away the potion.
Chapter completed!