Chapter 31 The real person does not show his face (1)
Volume 2 Chapter 31: The Real Person Don’t Show (Part 1)
One thousand "White Flower Legion" and four thousand "Ye Family Army".
Ye Xiaoyi, Zhao Yun, Guo Jia, Hua Tuo and Liu Ye took this group of people and took the road guide written by Chen Ji, disguised himself as a merchant, and ran away from Changshan in several ways.
Originally, everyone was not going to take Liu Ye, but Liu Ye followed him wherever Hua Tuo went. The two of them were just two with similar smells, which made everyone worried all day long, afraid that they would play tricks on everyone together, and that would be the last time the Ye family would have no peace.
When they arrived in Changshan, Ye Xiaoyi and others followed Zhao Yun to visit the tribe. After giving gifts and greetings, Zhao Yun then went to Changshan's official office and handed Chen Ji's letters and certificates to the local officials, hoping to ask local soldiers to help suppress the bandits and take back the woman who was stolen by the Ye Mansion.
"Hehe, this, Zhao is not us... Actually... you are from Changshan, you should know." The local officials saw a horse under the crotch of the Ye Mansion, and their eyes were red with greed. "After the Yellow Turban Rebels got up, some illegal locals gathered to serve as thieves and robbed families everywhere. There was a man named Chu, who was nicknamed "Flying Yan". He was surrounded by mountains and waving, and now he had gathered tens of thousands of subordinates. A few days ago, Zhang Niujiao raised an army on Boling and even grabbed him to be his subordinates. Later, Zhang Niujiao was shot and killed, and all his subordinates returned to Zhang Yan. The bandits from Changshan, Zhaojun, Zhongshan and other places admired their names and came to follow him. So... Zhao could also see that I am a major general here... Haha."
After looking at Guo Jia speechlessly, Ye Xiaoyi finally understood why so many people rebelled. It turned out that it was the problem of local officials: they were more greedy than anyone else on weekdays, and at critical moments, they ran faster than anyone else.
"Since it is not convenient to send troops, Yun will take his two younger brothers and troops to think of a solution." Zhao Yun did not force him. Before coming here, he discussed with everyone that as long as the government does not interfere, he will lead the troops to fight those people, rob the woman who was stolen by the Ye Mansion, and then rob the vote.
"It's so good, so good." It's better to have less trouble than to have more trouble. The official took the generous gift from Ye Xiaoyi: five horses, so happy that he couldn't even close his mouth.
Saying goodbye to the officials, the members of the Ye Mansion went back to Brother Zhao Yun’s house to discuss matters. Based on the official’s words and Ye Xuan and Ye Wu’s spy team investigated the results and found that Zhang Yan had at least tens of thousands of troops near Changshan. However, the Ye Mansion brought a total of 5,000 people. One thousand five hundred of them were rigorously trained, and the remaining 3,500 were only defeated by a small group of Xianbei. He had more courage and insufficient experience.
"There are many thieves, so we cannot fight them head-on." Guo Jia drew a map near Changshan, and according to everyone's guesses and investigation results, he placed the distribution of the thieves and bandits in rice grains. The result was depressing that everyone found that as long as one of them was attacked, several other teams might return to help and use a sea of people to wrap up Ye's soldiers. Especially Zhang Yan, it is said that he was leading the crowd to appear and could not find out where he was now.
"Yes, otherwise we will stage a collective escape from the Ye family." Ye Xiaoyi called over to Ye Xuan, "Have you ever checked? Who robbed those hundreds of us women?"
"Young Master, the informant's reward is a group of people who were originally affiliated with Zhang Niujiao and now joined Zhang Yan. The leader is Zhang Baiqi, who is good at riding a white horse. He seems to be inhabited near Puwu."
"Puwu... There are mountains and rivers next to that place, which is a good place." Zhao Yun filled in a few strokes on the map, "The intersection of several rivers and a small lake is formed. On the southwest side, there is Jingxing."
"It's too difficult to find thieves in such a place, so you have to ask them to find us." Guo Jia finished studying the map and looked up at Zhao Yun and Ye Xiaoyi: "Old solution?"
"Old solution." Zhao Yun and Ye Xiaoyi nodded and said together: "Turn the snake out of the hole."
"When it comes to this, I have a good idea." Liu Ye came over, "Didn't they rob the woman last time? This time, we might as well arrange a group of people to disguise themselves and send the woman home, and take them away with some goods as bait. How about it?"
"It's good. But this time I didn't bring my family members here... Of course, I can't let me go." Ye Xiaoyi really doesn't like ancient women's clothing, and it's very inconvenient to walk.
"No need for Sister Ye, you can do it." Liu Ye looked at Hua Tuo maliciously, "Sister Ye, what do you think Mr. Hua is dressed as a woman?"
Ah? You heard that right?
Ye Xiaoyi dug his ears and found that Hua Tuo also looked incredible.
"Brother Zilong needs to be in charge of the important task. Brother Fengxiao wants to follow you, Sister Ye. Ye Hu and the others are all big and thick. When dressed in women's clothing, the robbers will definitely not be able to get close to you. Therefore, only Mr. Hua can take on this important task." Liu Ye pulled Hua Tuo, who had been "petified" and gave everyone his facial features. "Mr.'s eyebrows are slender, his eyes are flowing, and his lips are not thick, and his skin is so good that he is even more delicious. As long as he applies some makeup, he will be a heroic female red makeup. Of course, the key is that Mr. Hua is not tall, and although his chest is flat, his buttocks are very stylish, so there is absolutely no problem in wearing women's clothing!"
"This...is not right." Zhao Yun hesitated, thinking that although it was a good thing to put bait, it would be too much to sacrifice Hua Tuo, a man to dress up as a woman.
"Xiaoyi, what do you think?" Guo Jia held back his laughter and threw the decision to Ye Xiaoyi.
"Perfect!" Ye Xiaoyi was serious, held Liu Ye's hand, and said with certainty: "I support you mentally. I will leave this matter to you."
"I don't want it~~" Hua Tuo came back from the shock, with a light from his eyes, and he pulled Guo Jia and Zhao Yun's robes with extreme grief, and shouted: "I don't want to dress up as a woman, I don't want to apply makeup. I don't want to die~~"
"It's not that you are going to die. It's that you are going to contribute to the Ye Mansion." Thinking of the fact that Hua Tuo made him lose face, Ye Xiaoyi hummed happily, "Ye Xuan, Ye Wu, come and help Liu Ye dress up Yuanhua. Liu Ye, I've left it to you. Let's go to the inner hall of the backyard to make a look, so that we can enjoy our eyes first."
"Okay." Liu Ye, with the help of Ye Xuan and Ye Wu, picked up Hua Tuo and went back. Hua Tuo, who was afraid of losing face, did not dare to shout, and could only whisper in his mouth: "Ye Xiaoyi, you female devil... Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong, you are actually playing the mean and ignore me... Guo Jia and Guo Fengxiao, you dare to cover your ears as if you can't hear it... Ye Hu, I forgot to help you cure your injuries? You dare to hide... Xiao Ye, let me go, can't I pass on that poison secret book to you? Xiao Ye... Xiao Ye... Xiao..."
"It's not that I won't report, the time has not come." Ye Xiaoyi sighed and clasped his hands together. Guo Jia finally laughed out loud from the side.
"Xiaoyi, don't you really want to use Hua Tuo as bait, right?" Zhao Yun was still sympathetic.
"Of course not, just joke about him. No matter how handsome he looks, he will not look like a woman." Ye Xiaoyi was very happy.
"I don't think so. With Yuanhua's appearance, if you come out later, you might become real." Guo Jia disagreed with Ye Xiaoyi's point of view.
"A gamble?" Ye Xiaoyi took out a piece of gold.
"Go ahead." Guo Jia also took out a piece.
"...Then I'll be arbitration." Zhao Yun had no choice but to join.
"Okay." Ye Xiaoyi stopped sitting. She stood up and stood at the door, waiting for the women's clothing Hua Tuo to appear.
The sound of tables and chairs colliding, the sound of people resisting, the strange sighs... After a series of sounds came out from the yard behind, the yard finally became silent again.
He pricked his ears in the room, Ye Xiaoyi and the others endured it for a long time before they saw Liu Ye walking in proudly.
"Are you ready?" Liu Ye looked down at everyone in the house like a sentient being.
"Okay, okay, get Yuanhua in and have a look." Ye Xiaoyi rubbed his palms, unable to wait.
"Mr. Hua, come in." Liu Ye shouted outside the door.
"I don't want it~ I don't want it~" Hua Tuo seemed to have grabbed something outside. As a result, after a "fier" tearing sound, Ye Xuan and Ye Wu brought a peerless little beauty into the house.
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Ye Xiaoyi, Guo Jia, Zhao Yun, and the servants of the Ye Mansion were all stunned.
Who is this?
Guo Jia thought of the ladies he had seen in Luoyang City. But those people were worthless in front of this little beauty.
Did Liu Ye find a substitute? But how could such a national character be found in a short while?
Even though Zhao Yun was calm, he still took a few steps back.
Could it be Hua Tuo? Oh my God. This guy is so... beautiful.
Ye Xiaoyi grew up and stared at the face of the peerless little beauty, saliva flowed all over the floor.
Puff, puff, puff.
The master was surprised, and the servant could only have a nosebleed. Ye Hu's eyes, except Ye Xiaoyi, could not put anyone else in his heart, but the few little servants serving him by the couch were surging blood and pouring out of his nose, fully expressing his respect for the little beauty.
"You...you people... hate it~ don't look at me~~" Hua Tuo saw that he shocked the whole room, and his grievance immediately turned into pride. He covered his cheeks heartlessly, as if he was saying that I, Hua Tuo, were that beautiful?
"It's really you...my gold..." Ye Xiaoyi fell down. The dream of winning money turned into a bubble.
"Yuanhua, you..." So beautiful. Zhao Yun is not used to praising women, and even more so, he is not used to praising men dressed in women.
"Liu Ye, you have the eyesight." Guo Jia made a curve to save the country and did not directly stimulate Hua Tuo.
"Haha, hehe, of course." Liu Ye walked up to Ye Xiaoyi and asked for advice: "Sister Ye, is it very effective?"
"Yes, very, very." After that, the fake came true. Ye Xiaoyi carefully examined Hua Tuo in women's clothing and found that it would not be possible to send Hua Tuo without thinking. Hua Tuo's appearance was really effective. If those bandits did not come to grab it, it would only mean that they were eunuchs or women.
"That's it." Liu Ye walked back to Hua Tuo, pinched Hua Tuo's chin and said, "Thank you for your hard work. Of course, give me the poison secret before departure, so as not to fail, and you will have no successor."
"Liu Ye, you heartless guy, I'll teach you surgical rescue knowledge. Xiaoyi, I don't want to dress up as a woman. You don't know, I was very annoying in my room back then. I like to watch salty and wet films, and I buy various uniforms for me to wear. He can draw sketches accordingly. What about sailor suits, nurse suits, teacher suits, waiter suits... That guy doesn't hire models, but let me be free. I have a hard life. Xiaoyi, I don't want to dress up as a woman~~~~~~~~~" Hua Tuo wanted to jump to Ye Xiaoyi to complain, but tripped up by his skirt.
"..." It turns out that Liu Ye is a kid who is good at seeing the essence through phenomena.
Ye Xiaoyi asked Guo Jia to support Hua Tuo, but he held Liu Ye's hand and shook it up and down: "Xiao Ye, you are the pioneer of this mission."
"No problem. Brother Zilong, you understand the terrain, let's start discussing the deployment of troops." Liu Ye listened to Ye Xiaoyi's praise very much and asked everyone to start planning the specific plan of "anti-robbery".
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^^b, the difference between twenty-four years old is considered like this. Twenty-four is basically the age when you graduate from college, enter a work state, or enter a short-term state of work. Therefore, use it as an analysis of the difference between the reader group. Use it to measure, guess, and the person who reads this article, what is the starting point.
Ps, yesterday, no, to be precise, it was early this morning. I looked at Italy and the United States. I saw my face full of black lines, and my blood was so boiling -__-||, and I saw both sides running desperately, kicking people, pulling, fouls, taking cards, sending them off... Silent. I couldn't say anything. Maybe this is the drama of life. Let me give you one.
(However, Nesta is very handsome... I also sent a poster from someone else as a desktop, the one holding a sword in his hand.^o^ Lively, flying away with a crazy laugh)
Chapter completed!