Chapter 10 The Three Stooges (Part 1)
Volume 2 Chapter 10 Three Cocks (Part 1)
Three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang. This common saying is a bit funny at this time, but it is quite decent. Especially one of them is Guo Jia, who is even more Zhuge Liang than Zhuge Liang.
Ye Xiaoyi, who was full of wine and food, looked at the three people in front of him with satisfaction and asked Ye Hu to bring the fruits.
Guo Jia started thinking before the meal and didn't say much. Hua Tuo talked to Chen Xian until he finished talking. Chen Xian didn't know whether Hua Tuo was reliable, and he was very careful in his words. Ye Hu brought everything he should have, and closed the door for the four people, blocking the hustle and bustle of the opening of the hall outside the door.
In this meeting, Xi Zhi was excluded because he was not a member of the Jiuyuan gang. Wei Yue was also excluded because this was a high-level decision and they could only act as chess pieces for the time being.
"There are no outsiders, let me introduce it again." Ye Xiaoyi threw the grapes to Hua Tuo, "Hua Tuo Hua Yuanhua, a top miracle doctor. For other doctors these days, he is definitely a person who has the ability to revive the dead. His insight into the general trend of the world... I guess there is no problem in the insight for ten or eight years. Everyone believes in him."
After saying that, Ye Xiaoyi pointed at Guo Jia again, and Chen Xian said, "No need to say Guo Jia, you know very well. Sister Chen Xian married Nie Liao, and is considered to be my third sister-in-law and Guo Jia. She used to help me manage the housework in the mansion, and she was a good person who was in charge of housework. Today, being sent by Brother Liao to this place also shows that they trust her ability, so her judgment and decision were better as Brother Liao's opinion."
"Xiaoyi, tell me. Since you believe in Yuanhua, we believe it too." Guo Jia took out the map. This map was painted by Ye Xiaoyi back then. It contains the territory of the Han Dynasty and the locations of some neighboring countries.
"There will be a big chaos in the Jiazi year." Ye Xiaoyi saw Chen Xian being surprised and explained: "Don't ask me why I know. In short, there will be a big chaos in the Jiazi year. Zhang Jiao will lead his ecclesiastical crowd to break the current seemingly stable situation, and then there will be some changes in the court."
"You don't have to ask what the incident is. You just need to consider how we accumulate strength before this incident... I don't want to die yet. I think of me, Hua Tuo, although I am less than 1.7 meters tall, I am also handsome and handsome, elegant, and my every move is elegant. I don't want to die at the hands of the barbarians."
"Hua Tuo, you only need to say the first half of the sentence, and the self-praise behind it can be ignored." Ye Xiaoyi threw Hua Tuo a bunch of grapes, hoping to block Hua Tuo's mouth.
"You said, sir, I have felt everything I have seen for two years... Speaking of accumulating strength, the guests in the daytime gave me a great reminder. Our Ye Mansion has no other foundation except money. Moreover, our money is not enough to be comparable to the Donghai Mizhu. I think you can also feel this." Guo Jia spread the paper and prepared the record according to the old traditions of the Ye Mansion. The Donghai Mizhu he mentioned was a wealthy businessman, the man who later married his sister to Liu Bei. His ancestors were all big merchants, with countless wealth in the family and tens of thousands of children.
"When you are traveling..." Ye Xiaoyi rushed over and grabbed Guo Jia's ear, and couldn't help but turn off the topic first: "You kid ran away while I was drunk. Do you think I forgot this account? Honestly, where have you been in the past two years? How did you run to Yingchuan to Xi Zhicai?" You must know that Xi Zhicai is a super strategist under Cao Cao. He has recommended you Guo Jia in history.
"Then let's talk about my past two years. You asked me how much money I still have left. Now I tell you that I almost have no money left. Even this time I went to Luoyang, it was funded by wealthy local people in Yingchuan." Guo Jia was not only not ashamed, but also very proud.
"You took a lot of money from Ye's mansion. How did you spend it all?" Ye Xiaoyi was very curious. She knew that there were no planes in ancient times, such as skyscrapers, and Guo Jia was not the kind of person who particularly liked luxury houses and luxurious clothes.
"It was lost in Yingchuan." Guo Jia lay on the collapse, which looked very similar to the popular figures of the Wei and Jin Dynasties. "Before going to Yingchuan, I had almost no expense except food, clothing, housing and transportation. When I arrived in Yingchuan, I bought a house, lived there, ran to the academy all day, and then made friends with scholars from all walks of life in Yingchuan and visited teachers of all kinds."
"You can change your name to Guo Sancai." Ye Xiaoyi guessed something about it when he heard this. The scholars who studied these days were rich, and they had good family backgrounds, but were relatively poor, and were sponsored by others. Therefore, many people became other people's disciples after they failed to become officials. Guo Jia probably distributed the money to those people.
"There is no way, feasting is very expensive. But just as you said, people are short in their hands and eat people's mouths. When I left Yingchuan, my reputation was so good that I couldn't be better. Some people even came from afar and went to me... Of course, I was asking for advice on my mouth, but in fact I was eating and living for free." Guo Jia found that his tone could not get rid of the shadow left by Ye Xiaoyi.
"Then you spent all your money and became a hospitality reputation... Fengxiao, you honestly confess that this time I came back not just because I was in trouble, right? It was mainly because I came back to get the money, right?" Ye Xiaoyi took off the wallet on his waist and swayed in front of Guo Jia, but Guo Jia grabbed her wrist and pulled her over.
"Don't underestimate me." Guo Jia smiled and shook his head, but his eyes were very serious.
"It's just kidding. Oh, why are you serious? Be good, don't be wronged." Ye Xiaoyi pinched Guo Jia's cheeks and found that Guo Jia's cheeks were much less flesh than when he was a child. He changed from round to thin, and looked very handsome.
What a pity. Such a handsome guy is not destined to be with me.
When Ye Xiaoyi thought of Lu Bu, he felt a little sad again, and by the way he thought about what kind of woman a person like Guo Jia would be worthy of.
"Don't stage a drama of brotherly love again. Come on and come up with your ideas." Hua Tuo finished eating grapes and moved his free mouth again: "Looking at contemporary celebrities, people with backgrounds, reputations and strengths, at least, they must take one of them. What do we plan to take, and how do we take it?"
"Yes. As for today, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu's family's four generations and three masters, and Cao Cao's father is also a senior citizen. Not to mention those royal children. I heard Ye Hu say that among the people next to them, there are Liu Biao and Liu Zhang... Birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups." The entire high-ranking officials' children gathered together. Ye Xiaoyi had a deep impression of those people.
"It is true that Cao Cao is the best. He is not an ordinary person." Guo Jia nodded, "We can trace the background to the origin."
"Tracing the origin?" Ye Xiaoyi and Hua Tuo looked at each other, and thought of Liu Biao's identity as the "Emperor Uncle".
"When it comes to this, the name of the Young Master's 12-Nation Union Hall seems to be insufficient." Chen Xian agreed, "If the Young Master wants to wander among merchants, it's okay. But in the future, you will meet the scholars with the Fifth Young Master, so this storefront must be done well."
"Yes. We might as well make an article from the Union Hall of the Twelve Kingdoms. The surname Ye, from the Shen family of Mi, is a descendant of Emperor Zhuanxu. Not to mention it in detail, in short, from King Wen of Zhou, King Cheng, King Zhuang of Chu, and King Zhao of Zhao, the ancestors returned to Shenzhuliang. They lived in Yedi in Chu during the Spring and Autumn Period. When they arrived in this dynasty, the Ye official included the prefect Ye Zong of Yingchuan, the prefect Ye You of the Grand Marshal of Yingchuan, and the Grand Marshal of the Guanglu Ye Wang..." Guo Jia paused and teased Ye Xiaoyi and said, "It's a pity that you can't get along with these people."
"Of course, you must not ask for evidence... If you count it up, will it be gone?" Ye Xiaoyi always felt unwilling to give up.
"Haha, there is one. There was a man named Ye Shuhe in the previous dynasty who served as the prefect in Changsha. How about this?"
"Oh, it's so convenient. The Qin Dynasty happened to be Chen Sheng, Wu Guang and others. Anyway, one death is death, and two deaths are death. Maybe there are some people with the surname Ye who are drifting overseas." Hua Tuo felt that this dynasty was quite good, and he could use the excuse of chaos in the world, and then wrote a family tree casually, lying that it was someone, and then involved those overseas countries. He had no evidence of death, so he could not be happy anymore.
"Yes, this is it. Fengxiao, are you good at forging a family tree?" Ye Xiaoyi looked at Guo Jia and nodded, and said to Hua Tuo: "Yuanhua, please help Fengxiao write this. The more remote we make the location, the better."
"No problem, no problem. But having an ancestor alone is not enough? You also know that those guys have relatively close backgrounds. The most inappropriate big ears are also under the name of the royal family of this dynasty. But only the monster knows where his ancestor is." Hua Tuo believes that this is far from enough to support the storefront.
"That's right. Speaking of this, I have already made a decision. When the matter in Luoyang is arranged, I will take Xiaoyi to a place and arrange for her an identity that all the scholars in the world are envious. Haha." Guo Jia let Ye Xiaoyi shake his life and not reveal any inside information.
"Since the fifth young master said this, his identity will be solved. I don't know how the young master wants to become famous." After peeling the grape skin, Chen Xian sent the grapes to Ye Xiaoyi's mouth.
"Since I'm stuck with the businessman's side, it's not easy to become famous. I'll ask you to be a filial piety. It's very simple to make it famous. Yingchuan can handle it, and Luoyang should be fine." Ye Xiaoyi enjoyed the fruits of Chen Xian's labor very "meekly", with a paw on Shen Xian's legs and his head almost pillowed. Since the fifth young master knows her gender, Chen Xian doesn't need to mention it, so there is no need to worry about anything, just eat Chen Xian tofu.
"I'm easy to say, but Xiaoyi, you can't give up this opportunity. Let's go to see Xu Shao together." Guo Jia is very aware of "self-sacrifice".
"Xu Shao? Is Xu Zijiang of Runan?" Hua Tuo opened his eyes wide, "This guy is a human resources master. It is more accurate to see people than to smell meat from dogs. But ordinary people should not see them? I thought he didn't even see Cao Cao. It seemed that Cao Cao was coerced to say something about it: Qingping traitor, hero of troubled times. Of course, if it were a great genius doctor like me who visited him, maybe he would lay out the red carpet and go out to greet him... In that way, I, Hua Tuo, would be famous and could enter the entertainment industry at the end of the Han Dynasty. Alas, you said, if I became a celebrity, wouldn't it be very troublesome? Wherever I went, there were "fans" huddled and shouting. You said, if they were so excited that they fainted, wouldn't I have to take care of it? Alas, being a celebrity... is difficult, I feel so stressed."
"Oh, you're so tall." Ye Xiaoyi gave it a heart-breaking palm and used fruit to block Hua Tuo's mouth. She remembered that Xu Shao was always very arrogant. He liked to gossip about other people's strengths and weaknesses in his early years. He also changed gossip with his brother every month and got a beautiful name called "Yuedanping".
If this is in modern times, it would probably have been sued by the other party's lawyers long ago. However, in the late Han Dynasty, many people liked to be praised by him and became famous.
It's hype.
It seems that this was not invented by the paparazzi, but it is all masterpieces of the ancestors.
"Besides meeting Xu Shao, there are other things to do, such as calligraphy, articles, and evaluation of music and poetry." Guo Jia didn't worry about these, "Xiaoyi, which type are you going to use?"
"You can play these, I'll help." Ye Xiaoyi thought of some songs that the ancients might like, and planned to use them to show them.
"Since that's the case, there's only a problem of strength left. I said Xiaoyi, how much money do you have?" Hua Tuo thought that there were basically powerful states and counties in this age, so he suggested: "Buy more slaves and recruit some soldiers. Every state has indigenous clans, and they choose to start from their own interests. I listen to your introduction and feel that your strength in Bingzhou is not strong and cannot reach the point that affects the entire Bingzhou."
"Yes, Xiaoyi, do you still remember discussing with your husband back then? Bingzhou is good, but it is not enough, and our ability does not cover Bingzhou. I think we should pay for people. In addition, if a chaos arises, it will inevitably lead to barren land, so food is also what we should consider, and we must continue to consider." Guo Jia wrote down the three central words "Bingzhou", "Famousness, and force" on paper. The first two problems have a general solution, and the cultivation of force needs to be carefully considered.
"Qingxiao, what do you want to arrange it? This time your master said that Yuanhua and I will be responsible for replenishing... and Liang Tieqi... It feels very good to put it together." Ye Xiaoyi looked at the Bingzhou map, and his eyes involuntarily moved to Liangzhou next to him, and made a small plan.
==,As I write, I feel a little nagging, and the main and secondary are a little inconsistent (I feel that this chapter can be solved by 500 words less than this chapter, tears run away.), Sweat, I don’t have time to repair it, so let’s talk about it first (being beaten away). As for the cover... - b, I went to look at the web page and found that among the eight covers, the naked cloth seemed the most... wretched... Waterfall sweat is actually a very pure little naked cloth, tears run away. I will change it back to the original cover, tears, when the forum is working, I will open a graffiti post and then paste the small naked cloth. - b, I am actually considering drawing the little naked Jia... But no matter how I think about it, it is all baby-like, black line -___-||||.
==, and that, actually, I think Guo Jia doesn’t have that meaning to Xiaoyi, and that sentence is very brotherly.
―b, Regarding Guo Jia's calligraphy, I saw a reply from an adult. Actually, the problem is this. When I wrote about Guo Jia's appearance, I had not read the biography of Guo Jia (I only saw it later, because I rushed to buy the "Three Kingdoms"), and I also didn't know that the characters were available after twenty... I hit me, threw tomatoes and eggs on the watch. Please take care of flowers and plants, and the author, cough cough (being beaten away.) So later, I found a way to remedy the problem of Guo Jia and Lu Bu's calligraphy. I didn't mention the other characters again, and some adults may have noticed them.
I was sweating and scratching my head. Actually, I wanted to say that many mistakes were not meant to do that. I really lacked a lot, so... T_T tried my best to make up for it. Please continue to ask questions, criticisms, and opinions.
Thanks.
Chapter completed!