Volume 2

Chapter 4: The Contingency of History (Part 2)

In Chaoge City, a family of riots were booked down. The owner of the shop collected money and burned hot water, while the servants took out the iron rice cooker made by Ye Mansion to kill cows and sheep, and prepared to have a barbecue and shabu-shaped meal with Ye Mansion's characteristics.

"Wine, owner, please buy some wine. You guys, go with the owner." With Ye Xiaoyi's instructions, Ye Long was also generous and paid for everyone to eat, drink and enjoy, and by the way, he firmly decided on the idea of ​​"follow Ye Xiaoyi and have a good life."

"Okay, okay." The owner has never seen such a generous servant, nor has he seen such a popular master. Although many plots are very loyal to the master, his face is not as fanatical as the Ye family, and he looks devoted to it...

The wine is fragrant and the meat is fragrant.

At night, the Ye family prepared a bonfire in the courtyard of the guilu, barbecue and drink while shabu, looking forward to the future. In the largest room, Ye Xiaoyi and Hua Tuo sat opposite each other and looked at each other. Candles were lit at all corners of the room, illuminating their faces as clearly as in the daytime.

Hua Tuo held a wine glass in his hand and stuffed mutton into his mouth.

"It's fragrant, it's fragrant, you don't know. I've never eaten anything so delicious since ancient times."

Without the narcissistic appearance of the day, the time-travel version of "Hua Tuo" ate his belly from flat to semicircle.

"Yes, in ancient times, there was a lot of seasonings, and it was troublesome to eat anything. I didn't even have chili peppers. I was so depressed." Ye Xiaoyi thought of dishes such as boiled fish, pickled pepper fish heads, and saliva flowed down.

"That thing seems to be introduced by foreign countries." Hua Tuo burped, "Depending on your appearance, you are very rich, so why would you take a boat to sea in the future, bring foreign plants here to plant, and buy some birds and beasts to tame it. Alas, why are you so lucky to travel to rich families? I'm so desperate that I traveled to Hua Tuo's house, but they were all alone."

"Hehe, I'm not traveling to a wealthy family." Ye Xiaoyi briefly told his experience. He possessed himself, was chased, rescued by Lu Bu, met Guo Jia and the old man, met Yu Fuluo, Nie Liao, Zhao Yun, robbed, collected servants, opened a shop to make money... What cannot be omitted during this period are the origin of the Twelve National Assembly Halls and the construction of chain stores.

"...I didn't expect that you had a crush on Lu Bu." Hua Tuo was so smart that he found a problem from just a few words, but he said frankly: "But you look so ordinary, I'm afraid Lu Bu will be matched with Diao Chan in the future."

I'll kick!

Ye Xiaoyi was not as weak as Hua Tuo. When she was upset, she kicked Hua Tuo onto another mat and went cool.

"You are so violent. A girl should be gentle." Hua Tuo got up sadly and sat back on his original place.

"Be gentle? How can you do it? Are you robbing others or being robbed by others?" Although I was still as gentle as I was facing Lu Bu, Ye Xiaoyi gave Hua Tuo a blank look and asked back, "I'm done, it's your turn."

"I'm very miserable." Hua Tuo looked at his white clothes and raised his head to a seemingly pure forty-five degrees. "Although he dressed like Ximen Chuxue and Baiyutang, you also know that white clothes in the Han Dynasty were only worn by ordinary people. The Hua family was poor, so poor that they only had medicinal materials left. The whole room was full of tangerine peel. They slept next to the dried ju flowers at night. They even had to be careful when eating every day, because they didn't know when the old perverts in the Hua family put crotons in, the grains and soul scattered, the seven-step heartbroken grass and so on. Moreover, what's so bad is that Hua Tuo's deity seems to be very stupid, his head is not smart, and he always wants to be an official, so the elders of the Hua family look down on him. By the way, even I despise him when I traveled through time. Alas, it's difficult~~"

"Talk about the key points, talk about the key points." Looking at Hua Tuo's narcissistic appearance, Ye Xiaoyi was very sure that this kid was playing first and then rising.

"But they found themselves wrong." Hua Tuo turned the subject, "Who am I? I am Hua Tuo! I am a top student in the Department of Medicine. I also went to Europe and universities to study and have undergone many difficult surgeries. Can their acupuncture and pulse diagnosis courses stump me? Just based on my IQ, I remember that back then, it was the invincible hand of sweeping the department..."

I can't stand this kid.

Ye Xiaoyi saw Hua Tuo bragging about himself with nervousness, and felt a chill in his heart.

"Anyway, after I endured it in the Hua family for a few years, I finally passed the graduation exam held by those old men. I was able to travel around the world alone." Hua Tuo said of the graduation exam, his eyes rose and became more angry. "Do you know what those old perverts took? They hungry for five days, and then made a pot of soup for us to drink. We were hungry and looked at Venus, so we drank it in. After drinking it, the old guys said that there were a lot of poisons in the soup, so we asked ourselves to figure out the solution. If we die, we would not pass. If we live, we could leave the Hua family and wander around ourselves."

fall.

Is this really the Hua Tuo family? Isn’t it the ancestor of the Tang Sect in Sichuan?

Ye Xiaoyi was trembling infinitely and listened honestly to Hua Tuo finish his words.

"Those old guys are so poisonous. They have put more than 20 medicines into it." Hua Tuo also recited the name of the medicine for Ye Xiaoyi, and after reading it, he said proudly: "But who am I? I am Hua Tuo. I turned the herb library of those old guys upwards and finally unlocked my poison. You don't know, it's quite thrilling. As long as I'm one day late, I'll finish my life. Alas, but fortunately, I passed the assessment and finally don't have to go back."

"What about the others?" Ye Xiaoyi thought that Hua Tuo was not the only one who took the exam.

"...Die...I'm all dead in front of me...If I don't find the last blind, I will end up like them." Hua Tuo's narcissistic expression suddenly became gloomy, "I suspect that the body I traveled through time and those people are not the children of several old men at all. Those old men may be the kind of perverts in martial arts novels, who specialize in training their subordinates and then throw them into the world."

"In this way, even if you leave, it will be very dangerous. I can't tell you when they are happy, and they will find you back." Ye Xiaoyi suddenly thought of Hua Wuque and Xiao Yuer in "The Peerless Two Girls", and felt that Hua Tuo had definitely traveled to a strange place.

"Hmph." Hua Tuo breathed out his nose and showed a proud expression, "That's absolutely impossible. I secretly put the medicine before leaving. They are definitely not good at it, hahahahaha~~~~~~~~~"

"..." This guy is not only narcissistic, but also very dark.

Ye Xiaoyi rubbed his face with a stiff smile and thought about the safety of the guy in front of him. Although such a person would be of great help to be around him, he also looked like a time bomb.

"Oh, let's not mention those. Anyway, I've got rid of those old men and got mixed up with you again." Hua Tuo sniffed the sweet wine, "After coming to this world, I've been worried, but when I met you, I can finally feel at ease. You know, in history, I was killed by Cao Cao... In this way, your Lu Bu was also killed by Cao Cao, although Da Er Liu's instigation also played a role."

"Yes, so you can't surrender to Cao Cao." Ye Xiaoyi talked about the issue of backing in the future, so he seriously "tempted" Hua Tuo and said: "You also know that Da Er Liu's character is not popular. In addition, when Xiao Zhuge took power, even the generals in the army were squeezed by him for a lustful look. Moreover, you, a doctor, will definitely not be taken seriously by him. As for Sun Ce and Sun Quan, do you think there are others in their eyes besides Zhou Yu?"

"Yes, yes." Hua Tuo felt sad. "With my medical skills, it is not a problem to become famous in the late Han Dynasty. The key is that people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. Anyone who sees me will inevitably become cannon fodder. Alas, the wood is in the forest, the wind will destroy it, and I am in the crowd, and they will pursue it... I am so sad."

I can't stand you.

Ye Xiaoyi was absolutely invincible and found that this boy from the medical school was really deadly.

"Oh, anyway, reality is so cruel, I, Hua Tuo, have such a miserable life." Hua Tuo looked at Ye Xiaoyi sadly, "What are your plans?"

"Me?" Ye Xiaoyi scratched her head. Her initial plan was to lay a foundation in Bingzhou, and then encourage Lu Bu to take advantage of the chaos to seize the straits, make a lot of money and people, and then avoid the war and go far away with her. But now thinking about it, she found that she was really naive: not to mention whether Lu Bu could listen to her words, but it was harder to make a man like Lu Bu than to make achievements on the battlefield than to kill him. Lu Bu was born for war, as did Nie Liao, Zhao Yun, Yu Fuluo, and even Guo Jia, who could only play his talents in this chaotic world.

"Didn't you tell me the story of you and Lu Bu and others just now? Are you not going to help him with power?" Hua Tuo recalled that Lu Bu's situation was actually not bad. As long as you don't make those historical mistakes, it is unknown whether you can become a leader.

"It was originally planned..." Ye Xiaoyi was disgusted. She did not tell Hua Tuo about Wei Xu. Since Wei Xu's death, many things have changed, their vision has changed, their ideas have changed, and even their plans for the future have changed.

"What about now?" Hua Tuo took out his handkerchief to wipe his mouth, raised his fair "slim jade hand" to wipe his nails, which was even more obsessed with cleanliness than Zhao Yun.

"Now, I want to make some money now and find a place to live in seclusion." Ye Xiaoyi was still considerate about livelihood issues. After all, he could not be a mountaintop caveman with bare hands. Primitive society was not fun, but it was still full of pigs and sheep, and the hall was full of gold and jade.

"That's right. While the earth is still small, we can run to places where no one lives, enclose land widely, and live as much as we want. With me, a genius doctor, you certainly don't have to worry about health issues... How about Australia? Is there enough sunshine? There is seafood, wool and ostrich eggs." Hua Tuo yearns for a healthy life.

"There are also poisonous snakes and poisonous spiders..." While Hua Tuo was joking, Ye Xiaoyi also considered the issue of settlement in the future.

"Don't care about those things for now. Anyway, we can build a ship and go to sea after we have accumulated money. Didn't you say you want to go to Luoyang? What are you planning to do?"

"Old job."

"Robbery?"

Kick away.

Ye Xiaoyi gave Hua Tuo a blank look: "Of course not, it's a meeting hall. It sells food and ceramic products. Of course, with you, I can expand my ideas and get something more valuable."

"Okay. Anyway, it's not okay to go out and do not have the power to support you. If you have a strong military servant, I don't have to worry about being blackmailed by that person when you see someone else's doctor." Hua Tuo sighed, "People's hearts are not old. I didn't expect that the ancients would be so fierce that they actually wanted to fry me who was a genius... Fried food is harmful to health, and eating it for a long time will lead to gastrointestinal diseases, as well as cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases... Um..."

"You are not allowed to say this to the public. If they all know, who will our fried chicken be sold to?" Ye Xiaoyi covered Hua Tuo's mouth, "If you don't mention these, I forgot to ask, how did you travel through time? I'm very curious."

"It's actually an accident." Hua Tuo thought of his previous life and climbed up to his eyebrows. "I lived in a luxurious apartment, and I had a car and money at home. I was also the designated candidate for the hospital, and I had a boundless life. But who knew that on a hot day, I went to the street to buy cold drinks, but as a result, a mistake turned into eternal regret."

It’s a terrible trick to buy cold drinks in hot weather? This kid’s brain is indeed different from that of ordinary people.

Ye Xiaoyi endured it and waited for Hua Tuo to finish narrating his previous life.

"Oh, that was - year - month - day. The weather was so hot. When I went out, I applied sunscreen oil and applied skin cream. In order to prevent ultraviolet rays from hitting, I originally wanted to bring a parasol. But..." Hua Tuo said more and more off topic. "But my roommate said that I was too feminine and had no masculinity. I had to throw the umbrella down and risked the rough skin to buy cold drinks. Oh, you don't know, my roommate is very good at eating and lazy. He obviously wants to eat, but he still asks me to buy... You said how precious my hands are. This is a scalpel, how can I carry a cold drink bag? Xiaoyi, are you too much in my roommate?"

“…”

If Brother Liao is there, he will definitely slap you with a big mouth. A man is so nagging, no wonder those people want to fry you.

Ye Xiaoyi reached out to smooth the blue veins on his forehead, threw the black thread on his head aside, pretended to smile, and signaled Hua Tuo to continue.

"Oh, I'll go out anyway." Hua Tuo continued: "I live in the street. Turn left at the street. It's a cold drinks hall. I'll tell you, their ice cream is delicious, with mixed flavors, including pineapple, mango, and kiwi..."

"Hua Tuo!!!" Ye Xiaoyi grabbed Hua Tuo's collar and saw Hua Tuo's innocent look on his face. He had to let go of him and said in frustration: "It's nothing, you continue, you continue."

"Oh. But I found that you have a tendency to violence." Hua Tuo nodded and said unintentionally: "Is it the depression caused by the attempted crush on Lu Bu?"

“…”

I didn't hear this, I didn't hear this, I didn't hear this...

Self-hypnotizing, Ye Xiaoyi was sadly finding that he had encountered such a terrifying nemesis: the time-travel version of Hua Tuo is obviously not as subtle as ancient people, and is more perverted and long-winded than the ancients. He likes to expose other people's scars and point directly at other people's weaknesses.

"Ah, I will continue." Hua Tuo had enough food and drink, and half lying on the collapse. "But before I reached the intersection, I saw a high school girl riding a bicycle hit by a car and fell to the ground. The takeaway lunch box on her handlebars was spilled. When the people around me looked around, they hurriedly surrounded me. As for me, although I was talented and a mortal, I ran there gossip to see the results. Unexpectedly, another car rushed over at this time..."

"Ah..." Hua Tuo sighed narcissisticly: "So a new star in the medical field fell, and came to this chaotic world in the late Han Dynasty and struggled."-

On the street of 2019-month-day, a high school student who delivered food was hit by a car...

Why is this scene so familiar?

This era, this time, this place, this protagonist...

It's clearly myself... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ye Xiaoyi threw himself on the mat and heard Hua Tuo ask back: "Then how did you come from?"

＝＝The accidentality of history (being photographed). Cough cough.

In addition, because I was tempted by the prize - b, I participated in the female lead's competition, and I am currently in the second round. So...

"Important Notice No. 1":

Brothers and sisters, it’s time for everyone to get up and beat them up!!!

In the following page, yes, this is it.

http://mm.cmfu.com/mmstar/index1.htm

Click to enter and you can see two rows of illegal advertisements that disrupt the appearance of the city.

Especially the last one, "Creating a Great Hero", is very unsightly.

So, please give full play to your subjective initiative and objective motivation, dance your mouse, and use your cursor to beat the name of the little advertisement maker (note, each person is limited to be beaten once^o^).
Chapter completed!