Christmas mission - a fan written by the adults ^^(1/2)
This is a fan of "Good Men of the Tang Dynasty" written by Adult "Tianfen".
Ahem, let me state first, because there are also our little Bubu and Xiaoyi in it, I took it here = "=. Yes, and at the same time, everyone is warmly welcome to write about fan. Kaka.
Christmas Mission
""I'm going out for Christmas trip, I'm going to travel with Xiao Bubu, Meow~~~ Yanyan, you are not kind, have the opposite sex but no humanity, if you ignore me, I'll come to harass you every night..." Xiaoyi, who was sleeping, closed his eyes and danced with his hands and feet.
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In another time and space, Yan Da, who was sleeping on the table, woke up in a chill with a chill, and his head was covered in black. "Meow, how could Xiaoyi, what I wrote about? I have to find a way to dismiss her, otherwise my Christmas Eve..."
Yan Da moved to the computer with a staggering star, and he had to double-click on QQ...
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There is nothing wrong with agricultural studies recently. Although Chang Gui made a bit of cabbage, I threw it to him and ignored it. After chatting with Lanling last time, I saw that Liu Rengui was not as disliked as before. Although he was still uncomfortable with him, everything seemed to be getting better, comfortable, and comfortable.
These days, I fell ill as planned. I was busy for a while. I came to be a door god for a few days. All the idle people who came to visit me were blocking me. I just wanted to be lazy. It was almost New Year's Day, and the second daughter and the fourth brother went to the workshop to work. Ying was not idle at home. She went to Dalai to inspect. She was always a little worried. She had too many people and had mixed skills. She suffered a loss after stealing skills. I left a long chair alone under the sun, wrapped a newly made cotton jacket, and made of newly woven cotton cloth. She was dense and airtight. She put her hands into the sleeves, laying under the sun, Wangcai was lying on her feet, shaking her tail without any widgets, leisurely.
I was confused and felt that someone patted my shoulder, like an acquaintance, and others would not do this. I stretched and opened my eyes and saw an image of my thoughts day and night.
A man from Guanzhong stood beside him, with a fat face full of flesh, blinking two huge eyes like copper bells, smiling, and beards with a beard on his temples moving in the wind. He was wearing a coarse cloth jacket, tied with a straw rope around his waist, and his chest was wide open, revealing a dense cluster of black hair. This image was nothing more than a story, and the bandit looked like a special profession.
Wangcai was so strange that he didn't scream. He shook his tail and circled around the man for two rounds before he was in between us. The second lady was not in front of him, so it was too late to scream. The hero did not suffer any loss in front of him. He stood up and bowed: "I don't know what this hero is called, Wang Xiu is polite." The man grinned, and the white teeth in the big black hole on his face showed a cold light: "I'm half more..." I was stunned...
(See Qidian Author's Area for details on how much image it is)
How big is this? How big is this? How big is this when I got a truck and knocked me back to the Tang Dynasty who was eating roasted lamb? I was dizzy~~~
He grabbed my chest with a big hand, and the guy shivered in pain and kicked me away. Looking at the black hair pulled down from his palm, hehe~ This kick was worth it, the bandit's clothes were open, and this hand didn't hold on to the clothes, all greeted the bunch of black hair~~~~~ I got up and brushed the dust with my sleeves, pretending: "I said, brother, we have to calculate the account between us. What are you going to do to get me here? You have to give me an explanation, right?" Alas, the physical strength is too different, let's talk about it, take the word "reason" first. The man laughed, and the smell was gone: "Wang Xiu, you are just a playboy in my writing. I can't make you happy. I'll give me a little talk. If you have something to do with me this time, don't negotiate terms with me, will you still want to make good use of your life?"
When I heard this, I stopped eating. How old I came here, I would give me a killer move. It was even more powerful than the trump card passed down by my student family. It was not bloody, but it would definitely make you worse than death. I lowered my eyebrows and looked up: "I don't know what instructions do you have, but please speak?"
How old is to pat my shoulder, and a leader praised his subordinates' style: "I said Xiao Wang, this attitude is right. In fact, it is not a difficult thing. Do you still remember what days these days are?"
"These few days?" I frowned: "New Year's Day is coming soon?"
"You kid had a confused life in ancient times. What about the days before New Year's Day? Just this day?" The bandit looked dissatisfied.
A few days before New Year's Day? Now? Christmas? I don't need to celebrate this festival in the Tang Dynasty? There is something strange. I looked puzzled: "How old, do you want to come to me for Christmas? This is easy to say, what do you want to buy?"
"Yes, it's Christmas, but not me. I have a good friend who also wrote a typing and wrote a time travel trip. It looks quite like you. They are all hit by a car. However, the collision is better than me. They are a series of collisions. They traveled through time travel and went to the Three Kingdoms. One is the heroine, the other is a male supporting role. The male supporting role is also a historical celebrity. My friend is too, and he writes her female protagonist too fast. Now he is yelling all day long to do Christmas trips with her little Bubu, which makes my friend extremely overwhelmed, so he finds me to find a way. We both think you are good, so we want the little girl to take her little Bubu to you for two days, otherwise we can't have Christmas."
"How old is it? It's okay to celebrate Christmas, but that, is Xiao Bubu who?" I heard the question marks: "What's the name of the heroine? And how many people are there in total, I'm ready."
"Oh, that little Bubu, it's Lu Bu. Hua Tuo, who came with him, was that male supporting role. Maybe Guo Jia is coming too, and the little girl is Ye Xiaoyi. I guess they will bring a few more servants."
"Uh God!! Is this called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it called "Is it"? You are just a simple matter. With a slap in your forehead, a few big living people traveled through time, and they are historical celebrities. There are so many people in the past and back, how can you tell me to tell people if you tell me something? NND, Lu Bu! If he makes him unhappy, no one can beat him in this year and this is a big deal. It is a small matter to treat Chang'an as Hulao Pass or sing Baimen Tower. It is not fun to get tired of me and lose my head." I heard a black line, and a crow flew by...
"Why do I have nothing to do with me when I tell others this? You can find a way to go by yourself. You have a few farms, all of them are arranged there. No one is seen, cut down a few trees, and make some delicious and fun things. Anyway, they have not been here for only one day, so it should not be difficult to leave after playing." The bandit came up with an idea without any responsibility: "There is also a book written by my friend, which is hand-copied. If you look carefully, everyone traveled through time and see what they had done. Don't take out the things that were not as good as others, so that everyone will have no good life."
I took the book and wanted to ask something more, but I saw the bandit smile strangely...
"Zihao, Zihao..." I heard someone calling me vaguely, like Lanling's voice. I stuffed the book into my arms, and when I looked up, a white light flashed, my eyes flashed: "Damn, who threw the flash bullet?" I let out a loud roar from my chest, and my tiger's body shook, and jumped straight from the long chair. When I looked back, a burst of smoke floated by... How big is there no bird... There is no bandit, there is only a pretty woman, who was shocked by my turtle's aura, and her face was full of panic. I got up from the chair that was overturned, and the pretty woman quickly came up and picked up her pink fist to dust me: "Damn thing, you old fairy, you are crazy about nothing, you just shout to wake up, you are trying to scare me, are you trying to scare me? I don't like the old widow, I'm scared to death and get out of it, I'll beat me!!"
The bench chair turned back, Lanling leaned against me and helped me rub the soreness of the dust off the pink fist just now: "Are you dreaming again?"
Is it a dream? I was not sure when I touched a hard book in my arms. Lanling blew in my ear again: "What did you dream about again? Something good thing was thrown? The owner who doesn't usually touch the egg, dreamed of someone throwing a flashing egg, and he screamed and jumped high, as if he had lost a family heirloom. How much is this thing worth?"
I turned around and pinched Lanling's nose. This had almost become a habit for me: "Haha, nothing, a kind of shiny egg that would turn into a shiny one, flashing and it was quite beautiful, but I just couldn't eat it. People vomited and had diarrhea as soon as they ate it. It was not a good thing." I was full of Three Kingdoms now, and I was fooling Lanling with the train running around.
Lanling slapped my hand away: "Do you feel disgusted or not? You don't blink a blind eye? Isn't it a good thing? You don't look at how you just jumped up. You're so anxious that you sweated heavily. Your eyes were as if you were bull bells, and you just need to pull a knife in your hand as a bandit."
"Haha, isn't it just a bad egg? I just had a nightmare and dreamed that someone threw something like this on me. Think about it, what is the broken egg like? What's more, it's stuck on my clothes, and it's so furious that anyone touches you."
"Yes, it's so disgusting to think about it. I thought you had come up with something to make money and someone messed up. Not to mention this, how many days are you going to go to the village in Nanshan to raise it?"
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My family looked at me strangely. I was holding a booklet that no one could understand, and I laughed a few evil times from time to time. Gao, really, how tall I was. I read the book I delivered with great pleasure. I didn’t have to read it vertically. The reading habit I developed since childhood exploded. How long has it been since I held the book so much? No wonder how big I was talking about a master. Look at a little girl who went to the Three Kingdoms. She was not as good as my innate conditions and was still alive. She also trained a group of great people, which made it so prosperous and amazing!!
I am now 24. To be honest, I am a little looking forward to it. I have already explained my preparations. I also told Lanling a few days ago and asked her to come and have fun together. The weather was a little gloomy. I called the second lady to find a guy from the pole in the early morning. I took a few tricks in the yard, but I didn't do any unique skills, so I swept across the army or something. As a result, I killed everyone, and saw people hiding, and dogs flashed.
Ying and the second girl poked their heads behind the door post and looked: "Honey, what are you doing today? I'm more advanced than before?" The second girl blinked her big eyes and nodded vigorously. I shook my hand and threw the guy away. The second girl hurried up to take a hand towel to wipe my sweat.
While talking, Lanling came: "Zihao is so excited. He practiced martial arts hard early in the morning. He can see that his martial arts has made great progress. This method has also been passed by Mr. Lu." I heard it and my eyes turned pale: "That's all, don't just break it if you don't understand it. This is the journey in the "Martial Tomb Suspension Letter" (Wenhou's halberd method). His unique skills, I just understood a few days ago, and it is not the same as Grandpa Cheng's (Win Feng Axe Method). I won't tell you whether you did the exercises I gave you a few days ago?"
After using breakfast, several wives followed me to the study. Lanling found a seat by himself, and the two girls got tired of Ying again. They all knew that I had something to say and waited for me to speak. I took up the teapot leisurely, fed half of my stomach first, and felt how to tell them.
"I told you a few days ago that I have a few friends whom I have been with for a long time to come to my door." I thought for a long time and decided to tell the truth about the origins of those great people: "These friends are a bit special, they are not here..."
"My husband is too worried. If I had been in the past two years, I would have been foolish with my second daughter and I had never seen any world. I would have made any jokes. I would have let people laugh at me and lose my husband's face. Now I have received my husband's blessing, my family business has grown, and my horizons have also opened up. Last year, there were more candidates coming to live in various places. I also knew that there were habits in various places and would not make jokes like Xie Bao anymore." Ying paused, glanced, stood up, walked to the edge of Lanling, and sat down next to me: "Besides, the princess has seen the world. I have not greeted me well with the second daughter. If there is a princess, I will not make any mistakes. I will lose my husband's face."
Awesome, my wife, I hugged myself and the second daughter into a group, but I didn't push Lanling out. In my words, I acknowledged the relationship between me and Lanling in front of everyone. Moreover, this time, Lanling came to the Wang family as the main family, so I meant not to treat Lanling as an outsider. I won over the two daughters and praised Lanling's position in this family. In a few words, I comforted the relationship between several women. It was really high.
After Ying finished speaking, I got up and walked among them, reached out and hugged them in my arms. In front of Ying and the second daughter, Lanling struggled shyly, while I tightened my arms to express my affirmation and determination. Lanling's body gradually softened and buried silently in my arms. The second daughter also came over, and her whole body lay on my back, and her hands were wrapped around my neck, buckled tightly...
The atmosphere became quiet for a moment, and no one wanted to make a sound. I let go of the two wives who were standing up, and moved to the desk with difficulty. The two girls were still hanging on me, like a koala. It seemed that the situation just now stimulated the little girl. I held her in front of me with my back hand and sat down with her. She buried her head tightly in front of me without saying a word...
"It's going to snow now~~" I opened my mouth to break the silence: "Where did you just talk about it?" I don't know why I suddenly mentioned the weather: "Everyone still remembers the last time I crossed the river to study? Just the time Obito came back." Ying and Lanling both looked at me, knowing that I had the following. "My friends all met that time, they were all weird people, but I liked it. I made an appointment to come to me at that time, and today was today when I spoke." The second girl raised her head and looked at me, her big eyes flashed with question marks, and Ying took over the sentence: "Freak? What a strange method? My husband told me so that we can prepare and carefully not violate the taboo of customers." Lanling also spoke; "Zihao is very fond of it, even if it's a weird person, it's a good idea. Zihao said it's okay."
I picked up the teacup and sipped it, and then sorted out my thoughts: "The princess is right. My friends are really capable, but their personalities are really weird. They can't tell when they treat people on weekdays. When they really get to know each other, they can only see that they are different. They are familiar with the Three Kingdoms (Luo Dada has not been born yet, so it's okay to see Lao Chen). They often boast about themselves as celebrities in the Three Kingdoms. In the long run, no one calls their real names before and after others. They themselves completely regard themselves as people from the Three Kingdoms, but they live in the Tang Dynasty. In other words, they are similar to me, and they are all a little problem." I pointed to my head: "I will forget things, it's better if I don't get sick, but I can't remember anything when I get sick; they are too deeply involved in the play, they are all crazy, and have forgotten their nature."
Lanling frowned and stood up, moving to a place closer to the carbon basin: "I have heard of them, aren't they crazy? Didn't their family think about treating them?"
"It has been cured, but this disease is not so easy to cure. In fact, it is not good for them to live in their own world like this. If they really want to be cured, it is not a good thing to live in the gossip of everyone. Not everyone is as open-minded as your husband." No, I called a group of great people from the Three Kingdoms mentally ill. If they were told, I... no, I have to carry the second lady with me. If there is any conflict, I can also get some time to escape.
"I tell you all, you should understand. Don't make a fuss when they come and sign up their names. Even if they do something strange, don't pay attention to it. Just be a regular visitor. Just take a look at Ying." I turned to look at Ying: "Let me explain, I will pack up all the specialties in the kitchen, prepare a few gifts, and you can see what you give. Come on, and have some perfume and Jiuhua Yulu. I will ask a few more people to cut down a fir tree that is one and a half tall, and I will make a whole seat like a pagoda and erect it in the middle of the yard. I want to make a fresh thing to play with."
Ying dragged the second girl out to prepare and helped me take the study door. I hugged Lanling and leaned on the long chair. I closed my eyes intoxicated by smelling the woman in my arms. I felt Lanling's fingers fiddling with the beard that had just grown on her chin, and reached out to stroke her back. "Don't stop, husband, it's so comfortable." Lanling's voice was as greasy as the boiled sugar water: "Where can you sing again now? I didn't borrow this to make your wife say a few words to make me happy, but even if I really coaxed me, I'm happy. Husband coaxed me, which means that I have me in my heart~~" As she said that, Lanling choked up a little.
I gently wiped away the tears from Lanling's eyes: "Miss Huan, why are you crying? Who coaxed you? My wife really treats you as a family now, and she almost says it. By the way, do you still have heartache or chest tightness? "
"It's just because I'm going to cry, I'm going to show off my little character, and I'll take care of myself." Lanling took a veil and wiped the corners of his eyes: "I'm sorry, and I've been drinking the duck-leg tea my husband called to drink. I haven't had this disease for a long time."
I pulled her little hand and covered it in my sleeve: "Actually, this disease depends on the care of it. Less greasy and less worrying. This is the most important thing. Among the friends I came here this time, there was a self-proclaimed Hua Tuo. Although he was foolish, he was indeed good at medical skills. He was thinking about your disease, so he booked this date and asked him to show it, prescribe a good prescription, and raise it well, hoping to get this one out."
"My husband said that the miracle doctor must be. I almost forgot that you are still a thousand-year-old monster who has not appeared in appearance. I know that for thousands of years, it is not uncommon for the true Hua Tuo to be with my husband. If you get your husband's concern, it is more effective than any medicine. I feel relieved." Lanling buried in my arms, his face was blushing. I looked out the window, the snow began to fall...
In the afternoon yard, I directed the people to decorate the fir tree that was one and a half tall with silk and satin and various shiny things according to my memory. It was only half an hour later, and it was almost done. A colorful and colorful fir tree, coupled with the snow between the branches, had a bit of Christmas.
Looking at the Christmas tree that had already formed, I couldn't help but remember the past: the old man in red clothes, the candlelight dinner, the young boys and girls in the street were in pairs of love, and some even put fireworks in full... By the way, fireworks, why did I forget this? I quickly asked someone to take a cotton thread to soak the tinder oil; I went back to the study and put two liang of fires out, turned around and found a small file, regardless of whether the gold, copper or iron, when I caught it, it was a metal, and it made a lot of metal powder and evenly mixed the fire. The housekeeper Qian saw that I was busy fiddling, and was so stumbling.
The ground came up: "Is it that the little marquis wants to make a blowout pole? Why don't you do it? I'm sure it sounds brightly." I stuffed the mixed fire at Manager Qian: "I'm not going to make a blowout pole, it's a sound. What I want to do is called fireworks, and I'm watching lottery. Although the method is similar to the blowout pole, it's not exactly the same." Manager Qian grabbed the fire at Baoyao tightly, for fear that I would do it myself, like a child who refused to let go of fresh things: "Little marquis, what should I do? Just tell me what to do, you can talk, I'll do it."
It would be great if someone did it. He told Mr. Qian not to compact the fire, and sealed the mouth to the sky with tinder cotton thread as the lead. He is worthy of being an expert in making explosive rods. He can be easily penetrated at a moment. In a short while, Mr. Qian made a test piece.
The trial release effect is good. People in the past few years have never seen a fire that is so beautiful. Butler Qian was so happy that his fat head was shiny and kept applauding. Lanling secretly twisted my arm: "This thing is like you, full of colorful intestines." Butler Qian ran to his house with materials and tickled it, and told his servants to clean up the remains of the fireworks. The wives and I were guarding the charcoal basin, waiting for the people of the Three Kingdoms to appear.
It was here, and finally it came. When it was a little dark, the servants came to report, and a few guests who claimed to be from Bingzhou asked for a visit. I excitedly went out.
There were three men outside the door, and he didn't see the expected little girl. He was nine feet tall, with a waistline of not nine feet, a flaming red fox skin, and a tough face as a knife. He stood beside him a handsome man with a style that was completely opposite to him. If the person in front was a common tough guy style in the movie, then he was like Tom Ge and Pierce Brosnan, with a handsome and handsome scarf, and he was so handsome. Finally, a charming man came up. Yes, it was charming. The first time I saw this feeling on a man, although I had been mentally prepared and had some knowledge on TV before, I really saw it this time!
The charming man came up and bowed at me: "Wang Xiu?" I clasped my fists and said, "Hua Tuo?" He straightened up and sorted out the strap of the small box on his shoulder: "How big is it to introduce it." A mindless sentence, probably I could understand it, and I replied: "I asked Yan Da, did Xiaoyi not come?"
As if a secret code was used, the two big men gathered together, and with tears in their eyes, they finally found the organization.
Hua Tuo introduced Lu Bu and Guo Jia, and was about to welcome them into the door, but Lu Bu patted his back, turned around, and said in a gentle tone that I absolutely could not imagine. "Xiaoyi, wake up, we're here." Only then did I notice that this guy was bulging on his waist and back, and I didn't know what he had hung.
"Let me sleep for a while, brother~~" A lazy voice was coquettishly in Lu Bu's fox fur cloak. Lu Bu smiled apologetically at me: "Brother Wang laughed, Xiaoyi is weak and can't stand the wind and cold..." Hehe~ The witch Ye is weak? Little Bubu, you can really make a fool of yourself. Behind my hands, I looked up and used the Shaolin lion roar: "Let's come out and see the handsome guy!!!" "Where, where? Where is the handsome guy?" A black shadow that looked like a small animal rushed out of Lu Bu's cloak and looked around. The handsome threesome beside me looked at her head with black lines.
To be honest, Ye Xiaoyi is not pretty and has nothing to do with the second daughter. But she is attracted by the elves that come out of her bones. Although the book of Yanda gives me the feeling of being a witch, I think the little girl in front of me is a little more like an elf.
He led the group to walk in. When he passed by the yard, he heard a "wow" sound beside him. When he looked back, he saw that the little witch had already rushed to the Christmas tree, jumping up and down around the plant, flashing and flashing. The situation was strange, compared to the legendary "Lingbo Weibu".
After a long time, Xiaoyi was tired of playing under the tree, and rushed to me again: "Old Wang, I can't tell that this Christmas tree is quite authentic." As he said, he spread his hands: "Where is the gift?" I was a little surprised. Guo Jia knew about Xiaoyi and Hua Tuo, but he shouted in front of Lu Bu that it was not very convenient for the Christmas tree. I looked at Hua Tuo and Guo Jia strangely, and glanced at Lu Bu with his eyes. The two people had no reaction, but Lu Bu walked up: "Brother Wang, don't care, Feng Xiao has already told me the truth, no
Thinking that this was the case." At this time, Guo Jia leaned over: "Brother Wang, we had already told the big brother about it before we came, but it was only limited to the big brother, so there is nothing to do with it now. But Brother Wang, how did you explain to your family? If we say something wrong, wouldn't it be unlucky for you?" "How can I tell them? I just said that there are a few friends who want to gather. If you really accidentally say something wrong, I will discuss it later." I didn't dare to tell these great people in the Three Kingdoms that I said they were mentally ill.
The people were led to the main hall, and the wives were waiting there. After introducing each other, Xiaoyi got back to Lu Bu's cloak... "Old Wang, come and take it. This is a gift I brought to my sister-in-law from afar." No one called me that now. I was stunned and quickly stepped forward to take the package handed out by the little girl from the cloak. Could the cloak of the little Bu Bu's cloak be the dormitory's space bag, how could it hold such a big bag?
Opening the slightly huge package, Oh my God, there were a bunch of Garfields, Snoopy and other ceramics in front of me. Perhaps women were born with lack of immunity to cute things. Although they didn't pounce on them, strings of small stars appeared in their eyes. And the Witch Ye obviously liked the perfume and Jiuhua Yulu we gave her. They didn't apply a little on their body and then ran over to ravage her little Bubu's sense of smell. Women easily mingled together, at least on the surface. After a while, a few beauties were chattering and stirring up, and Hua Tuo, a dead lady, also came over, and from time to time, a few words such as "beauty" and "face masks" appeared in their mouths.
A few women and a shemale were busy all the time. I took Lu Bu and Guo Jia to the study. As soon as I entered the study, the two of them were attracted by the huge sand table. They lived in a turbulent era and were highly sensitive to anything with great military value. I ignored them and pulled out Lao Chen's "Three Kingdoms" from the bookshelf, patted the ashes, and handed it to Guo Jia on the side: "It's okay to watch and play with it, just use it as an extracurricular reading material." He picked up a booklet from the desk, which contained the recipe of fire and some drawings of the Tang Dynasty military equipment I copied from the Ministry of Works. "This is my Christmas gift for you." He said that, and raised his hand and flew towards Lu Bu. Lu Bu picked up the booklet.
After that, after looking through, he looked ecstatic and bowed to the ground: "Brother Wang Gaoyi, with this heavenly book, my army is invincible." Hehe~ I knew that you, ten thousand enemies, like this, and quickly replied: "Fengxian Miu Praise, Bingzhou Iron Cavalry, the army of tigers and wolves, is famous all over the world, and has Fengxiao planned and won a thousand miles, enough to sweep across the four and powerful all directions. The book contains nothing more than icing on the cake." Everyone likes to listen to good words, it depends on what to say. It is understandable that I stand in the view of later generations and praise these two absolutely idol-level figures in front of me, but now these two are a little inconsistent with the images of "flying generals" and "prodigal sons" in history. After hearing my words, I felt a little ashamed, and my face turned a little red.
"Brother Wang is joking. If you want to plan, Brother Wang is a master of military strategy. One strategy is to plan Goryeo; another strategy is to plan Tubo, I will never reach it. Make alcohol to disinfect; use maggots to treat golden sores, ordinary things, and extraordinary methods. Although Hua Tuo can do it, only a thousand people benefited from it. Zihao created it to benefit the entire army, consolidate the morale of the army, and increase morale. Don't say that we are not familiar with the people of Huang, and Hua Tuo is also amazed." It is worthy of being Guo Jia. A string of high hats hit me, which made me dizzy and light, and I can't tell you the difference between the east, south, west and north. I heard Guo Jia say: "This sand table is of great use in the military. However, Jia and Fengxian are not accustomed to deduction. I wonder if Brother Wang can give me some advice?"
I was blown away by Guo Jia. When I heard this, the tiger's body was shocked. The turtle was excited: "This discussion is very wonderful. We will discuss with each other. How can I be a playboy? I don't know what battle you want to plan?" "Let's play the Battle of Changping first." It seems that everyone is interested in deducing this war, and Guo Jia also chose this famous battle forever.
Lu Bu seemed very interested in challenging the difficult problem, so he chose Zhao Kuo's role. Facing the Three Kingdoms Awesome Combination, from the beginning, I was careful not to make contributions, but to no mistakes. After all, the two people on the other side who were not ambitious and talented, both experienced killing during the war. In terms of their grasp of the battlefield, they were not comparable to scholars like me who were hiding behind and guiding the country. But no matter what, I still have a historical advantage of thousands of years.
, I usually have many old killers who are fighting against the country on the sand table. I have seen the decisive killing of the old gangster, Su Dingfang's insidiousness, and Li Ji's steady attack. But that's the case, my Bai Qi army ended up with a terrible victory. The combination of great people is powerful, and there is always a way to avoid the important things and let me kill a thousand enemies and lose 800 to myself. If our Qin army had many innate advantages, history would have been rewritten on this sand table.
It's very shameless, and it's impossible to do anything. No matter how many thousand years of history I know, I'm born to be a person born for troubled times. This is not a matter of experience, it's a feeling, a feeling of war, sometimes it's more important than experience. Looking at the two people standing by the sand table discussing with relish, I suddenly felt a little melancholy. This feeling is very strange. I have always been smooth and smooth since I came to the Tang Dynasty. I have never felt so strong that I have such a strong sense of indifference like now. Maybe the person opposite me is not from this time and space. The reason I have found for myself may be a bit far-fetched, but I do miss home.
In order not to let my guests notice my incompetence, perhaps to make myself more relaxed, I asked Lu Bu in a very warm tone: "Bengxian, when will you and Xiaoyi get married? You are both old and you can't always drag it like this." Unexpectedly, Xiao Bu Bu is such a shy child. He blushed after hearing my words, as if Guan Yu possessed him. On the contrary, Guo Jia, who was beside him, answered me sarcastically: "Oh~ My elder brother doesn't want it, but Yan Da doesn't know what he thinks, so he let the two of them hang like this, you can see it, and you can't eat it. I think I'm pitiful.
, handsome and elegant, Yan Da didn't arrange for me a dozen beauties, so I had to accompany them to play a bachelor's side. But Brother Wang, would you please let Hua Tuo check later. There are wives and concubines at home, and there are former and current confidantes outside. I haven't heard of any belly you make you bigger." It's so bad, this prodigal son, he really doesn't open any pots to carry any pots. Several women are nagging in my ears all day about this. Ying and Lanling were also holding on to see which one was pregnant first, which made me plow the fields every day, and Lanling always urged me to go to Nanshan to hunt. However, this is really not my fault, it's all how big it is to cause trouble.
At this moment, I suddenly saw someone in the yard waving to me. After a closer look, it was Lanling. Hurry up, I sued Guo and Lu first and ran over.
When Lanling saw me heading towards her, he quickly came up and took my arm: "Husband, Mr. Ganghua took my pulse for me and prescribed a daily conditioning prescription. It is the main medicine made by my husband's duck feet and leaves. Husband said it well, Mr. Hua is really capable. He put his hand on my wrist and explained my condition clearly. It's really amazing. But Mr. Hua seems a little like that... like a girl, his skin is whiter than us. Miss Xiaoye asked him to leave us some ways to beautify and nourish our skin. Unexpectedly, the raw egg white can be applied to his face. Mr. Hua said that he applied it like this.
…” As he said, Lanling lowered his head and his face turned red. “What else? Do you mean? Why are you blushing?” I couldn’t help but feel strange. “I asked Mr. Hua for a prescription.” Lanling’s voice was a little low, but it was higher than a mosquito. “What prescription?” I was a little confused. “That’s it… You wood, even the prescription for women to get pregnant, your eldest lady also wanted it. Mr. Hua asked me to call you and take your pulse. He said that this is the matter of two people, and they both need to take the pulse.” Lanling finished speaking in one breath, buried his head in the bend of my arm.
How can I sing this? An old military doctor came to my family who specializes in treating infertility. It seemed that this old military doctor was still an authority in the history of Chinese medicine. There was no way. Looking at Lan Ling's hopeful eyes, I really had no choice but to follow Lan Ling to Hua Tuo.
The old military doctor looked at me with a weird look, which made me feel a little scared. I leaned over and asked in his ear, "Lao Hua, to be honest, which department did you study medicine before?" Hua Tuo, the shemale man, smiled at me without answering me, a little creepy. It took him a long time to take back the jade hand on my wrist, touched his bare chin, lifted up the pen, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish
What's going on? To be honest, I can't understand your prescription." The Chinese lady was so frustrated: "It's nothing, but your foundation is relatively poor now, and your body is not as weak as you are. You can't understand this word? Your wife can understand it. Take medicine according to the prescription, boil five bowls of water into one bowl, ban sexual intercourse, and it will take about half a year to treat it." For half a year, I'm so young that I've been holding it in such a long time. And the Tang Dynasty's body is really not as useful as mine. My body is better than my own.
I was a little depressed. When I thought of blowing the wind outside, I walked into the yard and saw a figure jumping up and down, with a layer of leaping white light beside me. Looking at the image of Lu Bu, Guo Jia was standing in the corridor with a scabbard in his arms. The scabbard looked familiar, like the one in the study room. After picking coal last time, I refined a batch of good steel and made some military weapons. Lanling brought me a knife and hung it on the wall. Although this knife cannot be cut iron like mud, it is very flexible to cut meat and bamboo. Judging from the posture, this guy is going to be named "Lu".
To be continued...